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Lazybones
Mark Billingham

For
Pat and Tony Thompson
and
Jeff and Pam Billingham

For one night or the other night,
will come the Gardener in white, and
gathered flowers are dead…

—James Elroy Flecker,
Golden Journey to Samarkand

Contents

One

The look was slightly spoiled by the training shoes.

Two

Thorne lost his bet with Phil Hendricks.

Three

Later, when they talked about it, both Thorne and Holland…

Four

Back when the Peel Centre had been the home of…

Five

Another hot, humid evening. The air outside heavy with the…

Six

From Kentish Town, Thorne took every shortcut he knew, cutting…

Seven

Thorne might well have gone right off Eve Bloom had…

Eight

Thorne turned right off the Charing Cross Road. Eleven o'clock…

Nine

That dreadful hiatus between arriving and anything actually happening…

Ten

Carol Chamberlain had always been an early riser, but by…

Eleven

It was no more than a ten-minute walk from the…

Twelve

Carol Chamberlain felt twenty years younger. Every thought and sensation…

Thirteen

“I was wondering how much it would cost to send…

Fourteen

Carol Chamberlain was three quarters of a team of two.

Fifteen

Carol lifted the handset and dialed, checking the number on…

Sixteen

Two B's and a C. Two B's and a C…

Seventeen

It was as grim a story of broken bodies and…

Eighteen

Thorne enjoyed expensive wine, but rather more often, cheap lager.

Nineteen

It was Monday morning. Seven weeks to the day since…

Twenty

He'd seen comedians on TV talking about how women could…

Twenty-One

“Who are you rooting for this afternoon then, Dave?”

Twenty-Two

Carol Chamberlain put down the newspaper when Thorne came back…

Twenty-Three

Thorne looked unconvinced. “I've never interviewed anybody in the same…

Twenty-Four

The telephone voice was even more pronounced on Irene Noble's…

Twenty-Five

“Not just spoken on the phone either,” Holland said. “I'm…

Twenty-Six

They spoke to each other slowly, in whispers.

Twenty-Seven

Not a very long time before, on a freezing night…

Twenty-Eight

Holland made it to Romford in a notch under forty…

Twenty-Nine

They walked slowly back down Kentish Town Road toward Thorne's…

Thirty

Thorne lay in bed, listening hard, trying to ascertain exactly…

Thirty-One

While they were preparing him, Thorne tried to take the…

Thirty-Two

“Why don't you just get out now while you still…

Thirty-Three

Yvonne Kitson rang him on his way to St. Albans.

 
 

13 March

Dearest Dougie,

I'm sorry about this being another typed letter, but as I explained before, it's difficult for me to write to you from home, so I do it at work when the boss isn't looking, or in my lunch hour (like today!) or whatever. So, sorry if it seems a bit formal. Trust me, when I'm writing to you, the last thing I'm feeling is formal!

I hope things with you are OK and even if they're not brilliant, I hope that my letters are making you feel a bit better. I like to dream that you look forward to them and that you think of me sitting here, thinking about you. At least you have the pictures now (did you like them?), so you don't have to use your imagination too much…(wicked grin!)

I know that it's really horrible in there but you must believe that things will get better. One day you will be out, with a bright future. Is it silly of me to hope that perhaps I can play a part in that future? I know that you are in there when you should not be.
I know that you being in that place is unjust!!

I should sign off now, because I want to get this in the post before the lunch hour is over and I haven't had anything to eat yet. Writing to you, feeling near to you, is more important than a cheese sarnie anyway (she sighs!).

I will write again soon, Dougie, maybe with another picture. Do you put them on the wall? I don't
even know if you have a cell all to yourself or not. If not, I hope whoever you are sharing with is nice. They are very lucky!!

It will all be over soon and when you are out of there, who knows, perhaps we can finally get together. I'm sure the wait will have been worth it.

Please look after yourself, Dougie. Hope you're thinking about me.

Yours, VERY frustrated…

 

August 10, 1976

He inched himself toward the edge, each tightening of the sphincter muscle moving him a little farther across the narrow breadth of the banister's polished surface. He twisted his wrists, wrapping the towel once more tightly around them. Not giving himself the get-out, knowing his body would look for it. Knowing he would instinctively try to free himself.

His heels bounced rhythmically against the banister spindles below him. The blue tow rope that he'd found at the back of the garage was itchy against his neck. He smiled to himself. Scratching it, even if he could, would have been stupid. Like dabbing at the skin with disinfectant before slipping in the needle to administer a lethal injection.

He closed his eyes, bowed his head, and let his weight tip him forward and over and down.

It felt as if the jolt might take his head off, but it was not even enough to break a bone. There hadn't been time to do the math, to set weight against height. Even if there had been, he wasn't sure he'd have known what the relationship between them was. He remembered reading somewhere that the proper hangmen, the Pierrepoints or whoever, could do the calculation, could figure
out the necessary drop, based on nothing more than shaking the condemned man's hand.

Pleased to meet you—about twelve feet, I reckon…

He clenched his teeth against the pain in his back. The skin had been taken off his spine by the edge of the stair rail as he'd dropped. He could feel warm blood trickling down his chin and he realized that he'd bitten through his tongue. He could smell the motor oil on the rope.

He thought about the woman, in bed, not ten feet away.

It would have been lovely to have seen her face when she found him. Her liar's mouth falling open as she reached up to stop his body swinging. That would have been perfect, but of course he would never see it. And she would never find him.

Somebody else would find both of them.

He couldn't help but wonder what the authorities would make of it all. What the newspapers would say. Their names would be spoken, would be whispered again in certain offices and living rooms.
His
name, the one
he'd
given her, would echo around a courtroom as it had done so often before, dragged through the mud and the filth that she'd spread before her like an oil slick. This time they themselves would be mercifully absent as others talked about them, about the tragedy, about the balance of their minds being disturbed. It was hard to argue with that now, this very moment. Him waiting to die, and her upstairs, thirty minutes ahead of him, the blood already soaking deep into their mushroom-colored bedroom carpet.

She had disturbed both their minds. She had asked for everything she'd got.

Half an hour before, her hands reaching to protect herself.

Eight months before that, her hands reaching, her legs spread, on the floor of that stockroom.

She'd asked for everything…

He gagged, spluttering blood, sensing a shadow preparing to descend, feeling his life beginning, thankfully, to slip away. How long had it been now? Two minutes? Five? He pushed his feet down toward the floor, willing his weight to do its work quickly.

He heard a noise like a creak and then a small hum of amazement. He opened his eyes.

He was facing away from the front door, looking back at the staircase. He shifted his shoulders violently, trying to create enough momentum to make himself turn. As he spun slowly around, seconds from death, he found himself staring down, through bloodied and bulging retinas, into the flawless brown eyes of a child.

The look was slightly spoiled by the training shoes.

The man with the mullet haircut and the sweaty top lip was wearing a smart blue suit, doubtless acquired for the occasion, but he'd let himself down with the bright white Nike Airs. They squeaked on the gymnasium floor as his feet shifted nervously underneath the table.

“I'm sorry,” he said. “I'm really, really, sorry.”

An elderly couple sat at the table opposite him. The man's back was ramrod straight, his milky blue eyes never leaving those of the man in the suit. The old woman next to the old man clutched at his hand. Her eyes, unlike those of her husband, looked anywhere but at those of the young man who, the last time he'd been this close to them, had been tying them up in their own home.

The trembling was starting around the center of Darren Ellis's meticulously shaved chin. His voice wobbled a little. “If there was anything I could do to make it up to you, I would,” he said.

“There isn't,” the old man said.

“I can't take back what I did, but I do know how wrong it was. I know what I put you through.”

The old woman began to cry.

“How can you?” her husband said.

Darren Ellis began to cry.

In the last row of seats, his back against the gym wall
bars, sat a solid-looking man in a black leather jacket, forty or so, with dark eyes and hair that was grayer on one side than the other. He looked uncomfortable and a little confused. He turned to the man sitting next to him.

“This. Is. Bullshit,” Thorne said.

DCI Russell Brigstocke glared at him. There was a
shush
from a red-haired grunt type a couple of rows in front. One of Ellis's supporters, by the look of him.

“Bullshit,” Thorne repeated.

The gymnasium at the Peel Centre would normally be full of eager recruits at this unearthly time on a Monday morning. It was, however, the largest space available for this “Restorative Justice Conference,” so the raw young constables were doing their press-ups and star jumps elsewhere. The floor of the gym had been covered with a green tarpaulin and fifty or so seats had been laid out. They were filled with supporters of both offender and victims, together with invited officers who, it was thought, would appreciate the opportunity to be brought up to speed with this latest initiative.

Becke House, where Thorne and Brigstocke were based, was part of the same complex. Half an hour earlier, on the five-minute walk across to the gym, Thorne had moaned without drawing breath.

“If it's an invitation, how come I'm not allowed to turn it down?”

“Shut up,” Brigstocke said. They were late and he was walking quickly, trying not to spill hot coffee from a polystyrene cup that was all but melting. Thorne lagged a step or two behind.

“Shit, I've forgotten the bit of paper, maybe they won't let me in.”

Brigstocke scowled, unamused.

“What if I'm not smart enough? There might be a dress code…”

“I'm not listening, Tom…”

Thorne shook his head, flicked out his foot at a stone like a sulky schoolboy. “I'm just trying to get it straight. This piece of pond life ties an old couple up with electrical tape, gives the old man a kick or two for good measure, breaking…how many ribs?”

“Three…”

“Three. Thanks. He pisses on their carpet, fucks off with their life savings, and now we're rushing across to see how sorry he is?”

“It's just a trial. They've been using RJCs in Australia and the results have been pretty bloody good. Reoffending rates have gone right down…”

“So, basically, they sit everybody down presentence, and if they all agree that the guilty party is really
feeling
guilty, he gets to do a bit less time. That it?”

Brigstocke took a last, scalding slurp and dumped the half-full cup in a bin. “It's not quite that simple.”

A week and a bit into a steaming June, but the day was still too new to have warmed up yet. Thorne shoved his hands deeper into the pockets of his leather jacket.

“No, but whoever thought it up is.”

In the gym, the audience watched as Darren Ellis moved balled-up fists from in front of his face to reveal moist, red eyes. Thorne looked around at those watching. Some looked sad and shook their heads. One or two were taking notes. In the front row, members of Ellis's legal team passed pieces of paper between them.

“If I said that
I
felt like a victim, would you laugh?” Darren asked.

The old man looked calmly at him for fifteen seconds or more before answering flatly. “I'd want to knock your teeth out.”

“Things aren't always that clear-cut,” Darren said.

The old man leaned across the table. The skin was tight around his mouth. “I'll tell you what's clear-cut.” His eyes flicked toward his wife as he spoke. “She hasn't
slept since the night you came into our house. She wets the bed most of the time.” His voice dropped to a whisper. “She's got so bloody thin…”

Something between a gulp and a gasp echoed around the gymnasium as Darren dropped his head into his hands and gave full vent to his emotions. A lawyer got to his feet. A senior detective stood up and started walking toward the table. It was time to take a break.

Thorne leaned across and whispered loudly to Brigstocke. “He's very good. What drama school did he go to?” This time, several of the faces that turned to look daggers at him belonged to senior officers…

 

Ten minutes later, and everybody was mingling in the foyer outside. There was a lot of nodding and hushed conversation. There was mineral water and biscuits.

“I'm supposed to write a report on this,” Brigstocke mumbled.

Thorne waved across the foyer to a couple of lads he knew from Team 6. “Rather you than me.”

“I'm trying to decide the right word to use, to describe the attitude of certain attending officers on my team. Obstructive? Insolent? You got any thoughts…?”

“I
think
that was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. I can't believe people sat there and took it seriously and I don't care
what
the results were in sodding Australia. Actually, no,
not
stupid. It was obscene. All those silly bastards studying every expression on that little prick's face. How many tears? How big were they? How much shame?” Thorne took a swig of water, held it in his mouth for a few seconds, swallowed. “Did you see
her
face? Did you look at the old woman's face?”

Brigstocke's mobile rang. He answered it quickly, but Thorne kept on talking anyway. “Restorative Justice? For who? For that old man and his skeletal wife?”

Brigstocke shook his head angrily, turned away.

Thorne put his glass down on a windowsill. He moved suddenly, pushing past several people as he walked quickly toward where he'd seen a group emerging from a door on the other side of the foyer.

Darren Ellis had taken his jacket and tie off. He was handcuffed, a detective on either side of him, their hands on his shoulders.

“Good show, Darren,” Thorne said. He raised his hands and started to clap.

Ellis stared, his mouth opening and closing, an uneasy expression that had definitely
not
been rehearsed. He looked for help to the officers on either side of him.

Thorne smiled. “What do you do for an encore? Always best to finish on a song, I reckon…”

The officer to Ellis's left, a stick-thin article with dandruff on his brown polyester jacket, tried his best to look casually intimidating. “Piss off, Thorne.”

Before Thorne had a chance to respond, his attention was caught by the figure of Russell Brigstocke marching purposefully across the room toward him. Thorne was hardly aware of the two detectives leading Ellis away in the other direction. The look on the DCI's face caused something to clench in his stomach.

“You want to restore some justice?” Brigstocke said. “Now's your chance.” He pointed at Thorne with his mobile phone. “This sounds like a good one…”

 

It was called a hotel. They also called MPs “right,” “honorable,” and “gentlemen”…

The sign outside
said
HOTEL
, but Thorne knew full well that certain signs, in less salubrious parts of London, were not to be taken too literally. If they all meant exactly what they said, there would be a lot of frustrated businessmen sitting in saunas, waiting for hand jobs they were never going to get.

The sign outside should have read
SHITHOLE
.

It was as basic as they came. The maroon carpet, once the finest offcut the warehouse had to offer, was now worn through in a number of places. The green of the rotting rubber underlay beneath matched the mold that snaked up the off-white wallpaper below the window. A long-dead spider plant stood on the window ledge, caked in dust. Thorne pushed aside the grubby orange curtains, leaned against the ledge, and took in the breathtaking view of the traffic inching slowly past Paddington Station toward the Marylebone Road. Nearly eleven o'clock and still solid.

Thorne turned around and sucked in a breath. Opposite him in the doorway, DC Dave Holland stood chatting to a uniform—waiting, like Thorne, for the signal to step in and start. To sink both feet deep into the mire.

In different parts of the room, three scene-of-crime officers crouched and crawled—bagging and tagging and searching for the fiber, the grain that might convict. The life sentence hidden in a dustball. The truth lurking in detritus.

The pathologist, Phil Hendricks, leaned against a wall, muttering into the new digital voice recorder he was so proud of. He glanced up at Thorne. A look that asked the usual questions. Are we up and running again? When is this going to get any easier? Why don't the two of us chuck in this shit and sit in a doorway for the rest of our lives drinking aftershave? Thorne, unable to provide any answers, looked away. In the corner nearest him, a fourth SOCO, whose bald head and bodysuit gave him the look of a giant baby, dusted the taps of the brown plastic sink with fingerprint powder.

It was, at least, a shithole with en suite facilities.

Altogether, seven of them in the room. Eight, if you counted the corpse.

Thorne's gaze was dragged reluctantly across to the
chalk-white figure of the man on the bed. The body was nude and lay on the bare mattress, the spots of blood joining stains of less obvious origin on the threadbare and faded ticking. The hands were tied with a brown leather belt and pushed out in front of him as he lay, prostrate, his knees pulled up beneath him, his backside in the air. His head, which was covered in a black hood, was pressed down into the sagging mattress.

Thorne watched as Phil Hendricks moved along the bed, lifted the head, and turned it. He slowly removed the hood. From behind, Thorne saw his friend's shoulders stiffen for an instant, heard the small, sharp intake of breath before he laid the head back down. As a SOCO moved across to take the hood and drop it into an exhibits bag, Thorne took a step forward so that he could see the face of the dead man clearly.

His eyes were closed, his nose small and slightly upturned. The side of the face was dotted with pinprick-size blood spots. The mouth was a mask of dried gore, the lips ragged, the whole hideous mess crisscrossed with spittle strings. The stained, uneven teeth were bared and had gnawed through the bottom lip as the ligature had tightened around the neck.

Thorne guessed that the man was in his late thirties. It was just a guess.

From somewhere above them, Thorne became aware of a rumble suddenly dying—a boiler switching itself off. Stifling a yawn, he looked up, watched cobwebs dancing gracefully around the plaster ceiling rose. He wondered if the other residents would care too much about their morning hot water when they found out what had happened in Room 6.

Thorne took a pace toward the bed. Hendricks spoke without looking around.

“Bar the fact that he's dead, I know nothing, so don't even ask. All right?”

“I'm fine. Thanks for asking, Phil, and how are you?”

“Right, I see. Like you only came over here for a fucking chinwag…?”

“You are
such
a miserable sod. What's wrong with exchanging a few pleasantries? Trying to make all this a bit easier?”

Hendricks said nothing.

Thorne leaned over to scratch at his ankle through the bodysuit. “Phil…”

“I told you, I don't know. Look for yourself. It seems pretty obvious how he died, but it's not that simple. There's…other stuff gone on.”

“Right. Thanks…”

Hendricks moved back a little and nodded toward one of the SOCOs, who moved quickly toward the bed, picking up a small toolbox as he went. The officer knelt down and opened the box, revealing a display of dainty, shining instruments. He took out a small scalpel and leaned across, reaching toward the victim's neck.

Thorne watched as the SOCO pushed a plastic-covered finger down between the ligature and the neck, struggling to get some purchase. From where Thorne was standing, it looked like washing line, the sort of stuff you can get in any hardware shop. Smooth blue plastic. He could see just how tightly it was biting into the dead man's neck. The officer took his scalpel and carefully cut away the line in such a way as to preserve the knot that was gathered at the back of the neck. This was, of course, basic procedure. Sensible and chilling.

They'd need it to compare with any others they might find.

Thorne glanced across at Dave Holland, who raised his eyebrows and turned up his palms.
What's happening? How long?
Thorne shrugged. He'd been there more than an hour already. He and Holland had been over the room, taking notes, bagging a few things up, getting a
feel for the scene. Now it was the technicians' turn and Thorne hated the wait. It might have made him feel better, were he able to put his impatience down to a desire to get involved. He wished he could say honestly that he was itching to begin doing his job, to kick off the process that might one day bring this man's killer to justice. As it was, he just wanted to do what had to be done quickly, and get out of that room.

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