Lemons 03 Stroke of Genius (16 page)

“Hi, yeah. Do you happen to know what this room was last used for?”

“Sure,” the other man said. “They use it for conferences, meetings, conventions. Stuff like that.”

“That’s what I thought. Do you know the last time it was used?”

“No, there was a convention there last week I think.”

“Great, yeah, do you know what the convention was for?”

“No idea, we’re in accounting here. They don’t tell us much.”

“No problem. Thank you for your help.”

“Yeah,” I said, “thanks guys.” They turned and walked away. “Well, let’s go watch this door and see who comes out. I’m sure when Mulroney gets in he’ll be able to tell us what was going on in there.”

“Good. Let’s go. We need to hurry too, we have today and tomorrow.”

“I know. We got this.”

Back in our boring, drab prison of a surveillance room. We watched the video on three times speed, watching more and more people enter. Four hours later on the video, people started to leave. We slowed the video down to normal speed to make sure we didn’t miss our guy. After nearly everyone left, out walked that son of a bitch, talking with another man. “Boom goes the dynamite!” I exclaimed and Elise rolled her eyes at me. Apparently she thought my experimental catch phrase was lame, and probably rather unoriginal as I stole it from a viral YouTube video. “I loves me some new people!”

“Yeah, how are we going to find this guy though?”

“Look look look!” I rewound the video and paused it. I tapped the screen where the new man was standing. “He’s wearing a lanyard. He was part of the convention. Ahhhh!” I leaned all the way back in my chair and threw my hands up in victory. “He’s in the goddamn convention! And look, look!” I leaned in closer. “He’s got a logo on his shirt. A LOGO, ELISE!!! A LOGO!!!”

“Oh my god oh my god! Can we zoom in on this thing?”

“I don’t think so. We could if this was live but this is a video. We could probably print a blow-up though. It won’t be very clear.”

“I’m on it!” Elise stood up and ran over to the printer, turning it on and getting it ready. “Print as many different frames as you can.”

I printed out the first scene, then clicked it ahead one frame at a time, printing each sequential picture. When all was said and done, we had twenty-four pictures sitting on our desk. We split them up and looked closely at each one. No luck. I dug into my bag and removed my magnifying glass to take a closer peek. The lanyard and laminate was impossible to make out but I’m pretty sure his shirt had the letters M E T on them with a logo that looked like a sun. I passed the glass to Elise and after studying the picture for a few seconds, she agreed. M.E.T. with a sun.

“Holy shit,” Elise said, blowing out a huge breath of air. “I’m going to run up and get your MacBook. I’ll be right back.”

“Bring drinks.”

She arrived back with my laptop and set it on the desk, booting it up. “What should I try first?” she asked.

“Well, you can either try Googling it or just try MET.com.”

“Let’s try MET.com and hope we get lucky.” I heard her punch a few keys on the keyboard. “Wow, that didn’t work at all. That’s the Manhattan Ensemble Theater in…Well, Manhattan.”

“Google away, baby doll!” I rolled my chair over near Elise so we could share the computer screen. She did the search and the first thing that came up was for MetLife, followed by The Metropolitan Museum. We eliminated the obvious ones right off the bat, then continued down the line, clicking on every webpage that might help us. “Wait, put periods in between the letters, see if that helps.”

“I’m on it.” The page reloaded and it was pretty much more of the same. She scrolled down some more, reading every site that came up. “Wait wait wait!”

“What what what?”

“Look! M.E.T. Solar!”

“Solar! Sooooooooolar!”

She clicked on the link and the page opened up. There it was. M.E.T with their stupid sun logo. “Oh my god, that’s it! That’s it!”

“Does it say what M.E.T. stands for?”

“What the hell does that matter?”

“Oh, I dunno. Just wondering I guess.”

“Anyway…Archie! Here we go. Should we call them? What do we do?”

“I’ll call!” I pulled my phone from my pocket and dialed the number on the website. A woman answered the phone, introducing herself at Jessica. “Hi, yes. I have a question for ya, was wondering if you could help me out.”

Jessica: Sure, how can I help you?

Me: Actually, I believe your company was being represented at a convention I attended last week in Las Vegas.

Jessica: Yes sir.

Me: Yes, that was you guys?

Jessica: Yes sir, that was us.

Me: Oh great, I got your information from the guy there but I must have misplaced it. Is there any way you can give me his contact information? I honestly can’t even remember his name.

Jessica: I’m sure I can get that information for you, or if you’d like I would be able to answer your questions and get you set up with whatever you may need.

Me: I really appreciate that, Jessica, but I would really like to talk to the same guy. He was really nice and I told him I would be in contact with him soon.

Jessica: No problem. We had two gentlemen there; you don’t remember which one you talked to?

Me: I don’t, I’m sorry. Actually, wait. He was a really, really big guy?

Jessica: I don’t know if we have a really, really big guy on our sales team.

Crap. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Me: Actually, I got confused. That wasn’t him.

I shuffled around the photos on the desk and grabbed the one that had the clearest shot of the guy.

Me: He had dark hair, skinny and glasses.

Jessica: Okay, that would be Mark. Yes. I can give you his contact information. Do you have a pen?

Me: I do

I quickly fumbled around on the desk looking for anything to write with. Elise reached into her purse and retrieved an eyeliner. It was good enough. Jessica gave me Mark’s cell number and email address. I wrote it on my arm with that greasy, disgusting “pencil” I was handed. I thanked Jessica and hung up. I dialed the number on my arm. Mark answered, introducing himself, even though I couldn’t make out the mumble of his last name. No bother.

Me: Mark, hi, my name is Tyler Dur…dinski. I met you last week at the Myra Hotel in Vegas at that convention.

Mark: Oh sure, Tyler, of course. What can I do ya for?

I always thought that was a bit of an odd question. What can I DO YOU for? Yuck.

Me: Actually, I have a question for you. About a guy you were with at the convention. I don’t think it was your associate.

Mark: Yeah?

Me: He was a really big guy. In a suit. I actually saw you leave the convention with him.

Mark: Sure, sure. What about him?

Me: Who was he?

Mark: Excuse me?

Me: I mean, like, what did he do?

Mark: Oh, he was a marketing consultant.

Me: Ah, that’s what I thought! Would you happen to have his contact information?

Mark: Actually yes. Our company is considering hiring his firm. I have his card.

Me: Oh great, I actually needed to get in touch with a consultant for my business but he didn’t come over to me at the convention. I don’t even know where to start and since, well…you know.

Mark: Yeah, sure. Let me get his card.

The line went silent for a moment then Mark came back on, giving me our suspect’s contact information. I snapped my fingers twice to get Elise’s full attention and let her know we scored. She threw both her fists in the air in celebration when I wrote a name and two phone numbers on the desk with her eyebrow pencil. I thanked Mark then quickly hung up without giving a shit about anything else he had to say.

“We’ve got this son of a bitch, E!”

“Holy shit!” She leapt out of her chair and threw herself on me, wrapping her arms around my neck, nearing knocking me off my seat.

“So this is him?” Elise asked as we both glanced down at the desk.

“That’s him.”

Scribbled on the desk were two telephone numbers and a name: Larry Lundagaurd.

“Well, this is amazing,” Elise said. “One down, one to go!”

I looked at her, confused. “Huh? What do you mean?”

“Leslie said she was attacked by two men, remember? Hence, one down one to go. Duh. Pay attention.”

“Oh yeah”

“Come on, let’s go take this to Mulroney or security!”

“Yeah, great. Let’s go.”

Elise stood, closed the laptop, gathered our stuff and made her way to the door way faster than me. She was already in the hallway when she looked back and saw me just getting up. “Don’t forget to hit the lights. Hopefully we won’t be back here.”

(the lights.)

(the lights.)

(watching closely)

(the lights silly)

“Elise!” I called out.

“What?”

“Hold on for a second. I think I’ve almost got something.”

“What do you have, Archie?”

“Hold on.” I turned around and headed back to the security monitors, rewinding it to the point where Leslie and Larry first step on to the elevator. I hit play and lean in close to the screen. This whole time I was so focused on the closed doors I never bothered to pay attention to the floor lights above them.

The light was at the far left when the doors closed, disappeared for a few seconds then reappeared in the next spot over, then the next, then the next until it stopped. This would be Leslie’s floor, the 37
th
. I watched the time in the corner of the screen. The light stayed steady. From behind me I heard Elise ask what I was doing but I ignored it. Never moving my eyes from the screen, I randomly felt around the desk hoping to find our notebook. No luck. My eyes stayed focused. A full three minutes passed before the light went out and reappeared, moving two spots to the right, on the 39
th
floor.

(sorry we’re late, I couldn’t find my keys)

(I couldn’t find my keys)

(find my keys)

The light went out and began moving backwards until it arrived at the lobby and the opened again. Four minutes went by according to the timer before the doors closed again and went back up to the 39
th
floor, where it had just been. The light moved left two more spots and landed back on the 37
th
floor. The elevator then returned to the lobby. Six minutes later the elevator returned to the 37
th
floor. At 7:23, the lights started moving to the left again. At 7:25:03, Larry Lundagaurd stepped out of the elevator. He had come from Leslie’s floor, pulling his suitcase behind him. How had I missed that? (holyshitholyshitholyshit)

“What, Arch? What do you have?”

My mind raced. I could feel the scattered pieces of this fucked up case begin to come together in my brain. It took me less than a minute to figure it out.

“Elise. There was no second attacker. It was Balthazar.”

“Balls did it?!” Elise asked, stunned.

“No. I think Balls tried to stop it.” I turned in my chair to face Elise. “Larry attacked Leslie and killed our client’s boy.”

27.

Larry sat comfortably in his first class seat of the airplane transporting him from Denver to Reno. His stay in Colorado was quite frustrating for him. His urges were getting the best of him but he decided to cool it for a bit following the severely close call he had encountered in Las Vegas last week. He reclined in his plush seat and recalled the events that proved to be a little too precarious.

He had tracked that blonde whore for hours, all around the hotel and casino. He had first noticed her early the previous morning when she had a friend with her. They were both stepping off the very same elevator he had just used. Normally if his subject wasn’t alone he would abort and find someone else, but this was Vegas, nobody was unaccompanied. He hoped he would see her again soon. Normally, he would follow the subject and keep close tabs on her, but he had business which needed attending.

He had stayed in that god-awful convention for far too long. He preferred attending genuine meetings with clients, not whoring out his firm to a agglomeration of assholes and dot-comers. The whole time in there, his mind never strayed from his current subject.

After he left the convention with a few new business prospects, including a chatterbox named Mark he couldn’t seem to shake from his side, he lingered around the casino floor like the thick and bitter aroma of smoke long after the fire has been extinguished. He was hoping to see her and ended up staying down there all night. He checked his watch. It was nearly 6am. He decided to call it a night, unsatisfied. He stood up from the slot machine and turned to leave when he saw her enter the hotel. Alone.

He was agog and aroused. He maneuvered through the thinned-out crowd behind her and took a seat near her when she found a table to play a few hands. He was close, but not nearly adjacent enough to be suspicious. He spied her playing blackjack for a while and sit at the bar for a drink, even though she appeared to already be inebriated. When it seemed as if she were going to retreat to her room, he color-upped his chips, left his table and wearily careened through the casino’s obstacles towards the elevator. When he saw the woman solitarily step into the lift, he picked up his pace and called out for her to hold the elevator.

He remembered telling her thank you and her saying it was no problem. He told her that was the most exercise he’d had in months and the girl offered up a friendly giggle as the doors shut them in.

He didn’t like elevators but he had scoped this one out pretty well the day before. There didn’t appear to be anything more than an emergency camera located above to security button. He also knew the floors were completely camera-less too. It was going to be a risk. He knew that. He also knew this would be his only chance before parting ways with this atrocious town.

The doors yawned opened on the 37th floor and out walked the woman, issuing him a small smile and nod upon her departure. He withdrew his knife from his back pocket and, once the woman was out of sight, used it to wedge the doors agape. He peeked around the corner and saw the woman languorously walking to her room. He looked the other way to make sure the hallways were vacant, checked the time on his watch then swiftly made his move.