Letters to Penthouse XII (8 page)
“Yeah. Fuck me, fuck me hard,” Rebecca groaned, wiggling around in the chair under me. I knew she was being loud just so the doc would hear us and come charging in. But I was so caught up in the feel of her cunt and the sight of her tits that I didn’t care.
“You’re not fooling anybody,” came the unseen doctor’s voice from the back room. I could picture him sneering as he said it.
Rebecca gritted her teeth and called out, “For your information, I’m getting fucked right now by a complete stranger. He’s got a nice, big, hard dick. Come out and see for yourself.”
Maybe I should have pulled out then and beat a hasty retreat before things turned ugly. I knew I might get cold-cocked with a bedpan from behind at any second, but I couldn’t help myself: I went right on fucking Rebecca’s sweet lovenest. I was determined to enjoy every second of this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
“Have a little self-respect and be quiet,” the unseen doctor replied. A door slammed.
Rebecca scowled at me in frustration. That pissed-off sneer of hers put me over the edge. I pushed deep into her pussy and started gushing big gobs of come into my rubber. When I stopped thrusting, Rebecca pushed me off of her body. Bare-legged and barefoot, she tugged me toward the examining room. I was too exhausted and fuck-happy to put up any protest. I tried to put my glistening dick back in my pants, but she slapped my hand away.
She knocked on a closed door. Her voice dripped with phony sweetness as she said, “Here is your next patient, doctor. He’s here for a physical.”
The doctor opened the door and looked at me. My still-hard cock stuck out of my zipper, bobbing up and down like it had its own pulse. The full reservoir tip of the rubber looked like a big, white nipple on the end of my prick. I expected the doctor to lunge at me in a blind rage.
Instead, he calmly said, “A sperm sample really isn’t necessary for this exam, but come on in.”
Rebecca’s face turned crimson. I almost expected to see steam shoot from her ears. She growled in frustration and stormed back to the reception counter.
The doctor closed the door. He turned toward me, holding on to his serious expression for half a second. Then he burst out laughing. “Sorry,” he said, “but I just love to see her get really pissed off every now and then. God almighty, what a woman!”
I could see the unmistakable bulge of an erection in the front of his pants. He gave my paperwork a glance, signed the bottom, and said, “I’m sure you’re fine. Unless you really want a finger shoved up your ass, you can leave now. Rebecca and I have some making up to do!”
As I hurried past the front reception counter, all I said to Rebecca was, “I think the doctor is ready for you now.”
EXTENSION COURSE LEADS TO EXTENSIVE CORNHOLING
I had wanted to take some night courses for a long time in order to get a better job. But getting motivated to sit behind a desk in a college classroom after working all day is pretty tough. I might have been content to coast along forever in my deadend job, if my boss hadn’t pissed me off.
I was talking to a couple of my coworkers on the loading dock one day about Karen, my most recent girlfriend, who had the sweetest ass I had ever kissed. This girl was totally into anal sex. She loved having things up her pretty butt––my fingers, my cock or any of the kinky toys that we had accumulated together.
What she especially liked was having her asshole licked and tongue-fucked. I’ve never known any woman before or since who preferred anilingus to having her pussy eaten, but Karen was one of a kind. She would lie naked on her stomach and I would straddle her back, facing the foot of the bed. That way, I could lean over, spread her buttcheeks wide and expose her pink asshole. I loved the way it flexed open and closed as I ran my tongue around it and probed inside.
I was describing how good it felt to shove my dick up Karen’s beautiful rear end when my fuckhead boss came up behind me. I didn’t even know he was there until he blurted out, “Here’s an idea, you foul-mouthed fuck-up. If I ever catch you wasting any more time here talking about asses, I’ll put a boot up yours!” Everyone laughed and I felt like complete shit.
An extension college catalog was in my mailbox when I got home that day. I signed up and two weeks later, I was sitting in a business management class.
I was between girls at the time—Karen had hooked up with some rich prick—so I was hoping to meet a few potential conquests in class. No dice. Although a few of my fellow students looked okay, none were must-haves. I had resigned myself to devoting all of my attention to nothing more exciting than my studies when the teacher walked in.
She was the kind of sweet-backed sweetheart that ass fanatics like me dream about. She was in her early thirties with spiky blond hair that looked cute and punky. Her perfectly shaped butt stuck out far enough that the back of her miniskirt didn’t touch the back of her legs when she walked. Her stretchy black leotard top was short enough to show off her flat stomach, where I saw a gold belly-button ring.
She told us to call her Cindy. I could barely concentrate as she lectured through that first fifty-minute class. I was too busy wondering what she would be like in bed.
I was sitting in the front row, which made for better viewing. Her black leotard top disguised the fact that she wasn’t wearing a bra, but that illusion vanished when she turned. In profile, the outlines of her nipples and the big curves of her tits became cock-stiffeningly obvious as I went into a daze.
But it was really her ass that hypnotized me. When Cindy walked back and forth in the front of the room, my eyes locked onto her butt like laser sights. I wanted to bury my face between her cheeks and feast on her asshole. I wanted to stretch it wide and push my hard cock up her rectum. An ass like hers was made for good loving.
When that first class ended, I lingered at my desk while everyone else filed out I had to say something to Cindy. She was so hot that the risk of getting turned down cold was worth the potential humiliation.
Before I could say anything, she beat me to it. “How did you like my lecture?” she asked. I knew then that my staring must have been obvious.
“It was really… informative,” I said.
She scooted back onto the edge of her desk. “In that case, I’m sure you can tell me my opinion of Adam Smith’s theories.”
I swallowed hard. “Sure, you said that…” I trailed off. I didn’t have a goddamned clue what to say. Cindy was not making it any easier by gently swinging her luscious legs back and forth, hypnotizing me with the rhythm.
“Forget it,” she laughed. “I’m just teasing.” Then she surprised the shit out of me by uncrossing her legs and leaving them spread as she sat on her desk. I could see right up under her short pleated skirt to her pussy. She wasn’t wearing panties and I had an unobstructed view of her cuntlips and curlies. She said, “But I’m not all tease.”
“Really?” was all that I could manage to say.
“Really,” she replied. She leaned forward and added, “I’ve got a little secret. The reason I’m teaching this crappy night course is because I was fired from my last two jobs at four-year colleges. I just couldn’t keep my hands off the student body.” She smiled.
Up to that point, I guess you could say that I had a normal, nothing-special sex life. I mean, I did the anal stuff, but the way that I met girls and ended up going to bed with them was basically just your typical dating routine. I thought that girls like Cindy only existed in X-rated movies, but here she was, a flesh-and-blood beauty, and she seemed ready to seduce me right there in the classroom.
“You want to fuck me?” she asked. “I’ve got a rubber in my purse.”
I was worried about getting caught if I tried fucking her right there in the school. Also, it was damned weird to find out that Cindy was such a complete slut. I had known girls who were easy, but this was ridiculous.
Weird as it was, there was no way that I wasn’t going to make the most of this opportunity. I closed and locked the door. She hiked her short skirt up around her waist My dick quickly hardened again at the sight of it.
I knelt in front of her, my face at just the right height to eat her pussy—and more, if I got what I really wanted. I pushed the backs of her thighs up and spread them wide. Her rosebud asshole came into view below the pink slit of her cuntlips.
I speared my tongue into her pussy’s opening, then lapped up toward her hooded clit. Cindy was using her fingertips to massage her mound. I sucked on her love-bud a little, then went back down to her fuckhole. My tongue was just inches away from where I wanted to stick it. Going for her anus would spoil the whole mood if Cindy wasn’t into that kind of action—but I had to find out.
With my hands still holding up her thighs from underneath, I used my thumbs to spread her buttcheeks. In one smooth motion, I glided my tongue-tip down from her pussy slit, across the narrow bridge of smooth skin that separated her holes and around the rim of her asshole.
“Mmmmm,” Cindy moaned, wiggling her butt a little on the desktop. “You know how to make a girl feel good, don’t you?”
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” I answered. I made my tongue into a stiff rod and pushed it inside the smooth, pink muscle of her asshole. She was hot and spicy inside. I glided in and out, in and out, feeling her anus clutch at my tongue like an eager little mouth.
Cindy’s body seemed to go limp with pleasure. She rolled sideways on the teacher’s desk until she was lying on her stomach and her feet were resting on the floor. That gave me even better access to her asshole. I held her butt open and rooted up and down her crack, making it shine.
“I want to fuck your asshole,” I said, standing up and undoing my pants. “Do you like taking cocks up your beautiful ass?”
“Mmm, yeah,” she said. She was massaging her glistening hole with a finger, as if she couldn’t stand to be neglected now that my tongue wasn’t in it. “This feels so good,” she said. She was so reluctant to stop playing with her ass. “Get the rubber out of my purse.”
I rummaged through her cluttered purse and found a miniature vibrator in there, which didn’t surprise me. I stuck it in my shirt pocket I then found some condoms, tore open one of the packages and quickly rolled the rubber down my stiff cock.
I pressed my cockhead against the saliva-slippery ring of her anus. Cindy groaned with pleasure as I pushed my hard cock inside. She clenched down on my prick when I was about two inches in, then relaxed.
Her rectum soon opened up to grant me deeper passage. I went in slow and easy. When I was all the way in, I held my position for a few seconds. Cindy gave a long, deep groan as we both savored the moment. Then it was time to start fucking.
Cindy rubbed her pussy’s mound while I fucked in and out of her stitter. I decided to give her something else to think about. I took the mini-vibrator from my pocket and switched it on. Cindy was too far gone in her own world to even notice. I pressed its tip against the skin between her cock-filled asshole and her pussy. That got her attention.
“Oh my God,” she said, almost weeping with pleasure. I moved the vibrator around to her clit. She snatched it from my hand and went to work on herself. As she inserted it into her wet cunt, I turned my attention back to buggering her butthole. My hands were now free to squeeze her beautiful breasts.
Cindy cried out with a trembling climax. Her anus spasmed around my cock with so much force that it practically milked out an orgasm from me. I clenched my teeth and grunted as I filled the tip of my rubber with come, gushing out everything I had.
Cindy hurried off to the restroom to clean up, and I tossed my rubber in the wastepaper basket. I’d fucked her asshole without even kissing her, which was certainly a new experience for me. I guess it’s true what they say about how higher education can broaden a guy’s horizons!
HE WANTS TO WATCH HIS WIFE WITH ANOTHER MAN, AND HIS FRIEND IS HAPPY TO OBLIGE
I am married to a very sexy woman. Mandy is five-feet-four-inches tall and weighs about one-thirty-five. She has a plump ass and fairly large tits. She is extremely sensuous and very open-minded about my fantasies. We have fucked many times while fantasizing about a threesome with another man.
I have always wanted to see my wife being serviced by another guy. I suspect that most men think about this but I never told any of my friends about it for fear they would laugh.
A few weeks ago Mandy and I went to a cabin in the woods which we own jointly with several of my coworkers. One of them, a guy named Seth, showed up late Friday night. We stayed up pretty late drinking and playing cards. Our conversation soon turned to the topic of sex and Seth admitted to us that he had thought about another man having sex with his wife. I was embarrassed when Mandy commented, “Wow, that’s Larry’s fantasy also.” Seth just looked at me and laughed.
Around midnight Mandy said she was going to bed. She changed clothes in the bathroom and then came out to kiss me good night. When I looked up I was shocked to see her wearing a transparent gown. Her titties were plainly visible through the thin material. The big globes sagged a little and jiggled when she moved. Her large nipples were jutting out proudly. She didn’t seem to mind at all that her tits were exposed to Seth. She told us both good night and turned around to walk into the bedroom. She had on a pair of small white panties that clearly revealed her plump ass cheeks.
I was extremely excited about Seth getting to see my wife’s tits and ass. After she left I looked at him to see how he had reacted. He just grinned and told me I was lucky to have a wife as sexy as Mandy. He even talked about going outside to jack off while thinking of my wife’s boobs and butt.
After a few more beers I suggested to Seth that we both go into the bedroom and try to seduce her. Of course he was all for it, so we did.
The light was off but we left the door open as we both crawled into bed with her, one on either side. I pulled the sheet off of her and she woke up and looked at me. Seth touched her and she turned to look at him. Then she just lay there as Seth and I started fondling her breasts.