Letters to Penthouse XXXVI

YOU’LL BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. THESE LETTERS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

What says “happy birthday” to an adult consenting to anything and everything? Is it the skillful masseuse or the sexy slave?
The sex-toy party or the women wrestlers? The beautiful blonde or the eager stud? The intimate video or the naked getaway?
Discover the sensual, outrageous answers in these pages as you rise to the occasion with Penthouse readers—like you—who are
born to be wild.

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Contents

Copyright

You’ll Blow Out the Candles. These Letters Will Blow Your Mind!

Other Books in the Series

Introduction to Letters to Penthouse XXXV

I Got Gang-Banged—While My Husband Watched!

My Boyfriend Got a Sexy Stripper for His Birthday—And We Both Enjoyed the Gift

Lusty Lesley’s Slumber Party Birthday Spanking

He Loves Going Down on Women, so His Wife Gives Him a Pussy Buffet

Her Big Mouth Gets Her Tied Up, Bound, and Gagged—Just the Way She Likes it!

His Sexy Slave Wife and Two Rough Studs Teach a Dominant All About Submission

Loving Wife Gives Her Husband the Best Birthday Gift Ever—A Beautiful Blonde

Mistress Madeline Is Helping Me Make My Dreams Come True

Concerning a Wife’s Awesome Birthday Surprise for Her Man

Good Things Come in Big Packages, Too

Caught in His Wife’s Panties, He’s Turned Into Her Sissy Maid

Nude Pictures of His Wife’s Best Friend Led to Hot Sex

Birthday Gift Takes on Special Meaning as Friends Share Sex-Toy Fun

When He Turns Fifty, His Friends Line Up to Spank His Ass

What a Fantastic Birthday Present! My Gorgeous Mistress Is So Wonderful

Happiness Is Having a Girlfriend Aroused by the Sight of You in Stockings and Panties

Birthday Boy’s Dream Comes True During Weekend Getaway With His Sly Wife

Treated to Diamonds, Lobster, Champagne, and Group Sex on Her Thirtieth Birthday

It’s an Unforgettable Night of Pleasure for Mike/Michelle

For One Lucky Man, the Birthday Surprise of a Lifetime

Hot Wax and an Enema Facilitate Dynamic Attitude Adjustment of Birthday Boy

Happy Birthday to a TV Who Really Takes the Cake!

What Turns Me on the Most Is When My Wife Talks About Fucking Other Guys

Lucky Fellow Spends His Birthday in Bed With Two Sexy Girls

“Dick in a Box” Surprises Bold Birthday Girl

Happy Birthday, Baby—Your Hot and Horny Honey’s Got Something Special for You

Creative Narcissist Makes an X-Rated Show-and-Tell Video for a Female Admirer

A Fabulous Fortieth! Sheila and Dianne Make Don’s Birthday the Best One Ever

A Whole Weekend as His Wife’s Sex Pet? Wow, What a Terrific Birthday Gift!

Imaginative Woman Makes Naughty Video for Her Husband as a Birthday Surprise

Concerning the Woman Inside the Man

Outrageous Pleasure for Quivering Beauty in “Nomex” Undies That Make Her Come

Two Plain Gorgeous Gals Keep a Pilot Flying High

Of Cowboys, Lady Wrestlers, and an Awesome Birthday Surprise

It’s His Birthday, but She Gets the Big Surprise

Fantasy Comes True for Card-Playing Gal Who Bets Her Body—And Loses

Man Invites His Best Friend to Share His Wife’s Sultry Charms

Our Steamy Letters Spell Sexy Thrills for Two Good Friends

The Chance to Suck Another Man’s Cock—Wow, What a Great Birthday Present!

Creative Lover Gives Curious Older Woman Outrageous Orgasms

“You’re Never Too Old for a Spanking,” Says Sly Woman to Her Mature Friend

Birthday Boy Gets the Best Gift Ever—His Very Own Lingerie

“Happy Birthday, Dear Love Slave…” Sings Woman to Her Hog-Tied Husband

Woodcraftsman Makes Special Pleasure Toys for His “Naughty” Wife

The Perfect Birthday Gift for a Wife Who Is Always Horny

She Finds the Perfect Gift for Her Boyfriend’s Birthday—A Personal Sex Show

A New Bearskin Rug Is the Perfect Aphrodisiac for a Fur-Loving Couple

Of a Water Park, a Birthday Gift, and a Wife Eager for a Double Penetration

For the Birthday Girl: A Wonderful Dinner, a Sound Spanking, and a Good Ass-Fucking

Cupcakes Are the Best Aphrodisiac He Can Give to His Girl

For the Birthday Girl: A Gorgeous Guy With a Very Big Cock

For Next Year’s Birthday Orgy, I’ll Be More Up Front!

A Good Spanking and Lots of Sex—Now What More Could This Birthday Boy Want?

It’s Frank’s Birthday, and He’s About to Get the Biggest Surprise of His Life

My Young Wife Gives Me the Gift of Watching Her Naked With Her Hot Lover

Girlfriend Helps Randy Couple Start a New Birthday Tradition

Welcome to Life On Top!

Birthdays send people’s minds spinning as they strive to come up with fun, creative surprises for their friends and lovers.
Sure, a bottle of perfume or a gift certificate is nice, but wouldn’t you rather give—and get—something much more satisfying?

In this racy collection of letters, you’ll meet some imaginative men and women who rise to the happy occasion and deliver
the present of a lifetime. Whether it’s a hot threeway, a brand-new vibrator, a birthday spanking, a well-planned orgy, or
something even more outrageous, these kinky gifts are the perfect size and sure to please. So read on and discover the sensual
secrets of the wildest birthday celebration ever.

No matter how you’d like to spend your special day, you’ll agree that no one celebrates quite like the readers of
Penthouse
!

Barbara Pizio

To celebrate his birthday last year, my husband, Phil, took me to a fancy hotel and then offered me up to a group of guys
for a gang-bang. Well, I had already volunteered for the job, confessing to Phil how horny I was and how sometimes one cock
simply wasn’t enough. I don’t need four dicks on a regular basis, but this was a special occasion. Besides, I wanted to show
off for my man, especially because I know how much he likes to watch me in action.

I picked out an especially hot, slutty ensemble, including a ruffled black push-up bra and matching panties, garter belt,
stockings, and tall black heels. I’d have gone out only in my undies, but Phil reined me in, pointing to a cute little dress
that would only add to my allure. It was black and low-cut, with silver trim around the edges and a flared skirt that simply
begged to be looked up.

As soon as I got to the bar, I started flirting with three guys, Ken, Sean, and Joe. They had perked up as soon as I walked
into the room, and we were soon chatting, with me as the centerpiece of our conversation. All three seemed intrigued and didn’t
mind that they were competing with each other for my attention. Then, as we’d discussed, I slipped off to the bathroom while
Phil let the guys know that they could have a free-for-all with me, as long as he got to watch. When I came back, Phil gave
me a thumbs-up, and I led all four men out of the bar, getting a curious, and probably envious, look from the bartender.

Back at our room, we all got naked. Well, I actually had a little help; various hands sensually removed each of my items of
clothing. “I want you to get down on your knees and suck their cocks,” Phil said. This part, we hadn’t prearranged, but I
knew he wanted to see me in cocksucking mode, and if there’s anything I like better than one hard dick, it’s three! Plus,
I’m an obedient submissive and get off on following Phil’s orders. Knowing that his eyes were on me, I got on my knees and
put the first guy’s cock into my mouth. The other two stood nearby, stroking their shafts slowly as they waited their turn.
The whole room smelled like dick, and I reacted accordingly, sucking firmly on Ken’s shaft, while the other three men in the
room watched. I had a feeling Sean and Joe were taking notes, already imagining me gulping down their cocks. The thought made
me smile, but I had to concentrate on the task before me because I didn’t want to shortchange Ken.

I looked up at him, with his sandy-blond shoulder-length hair and intense brown eyes, as he watched me, too. I could hear
Phil in the corner as his breathing got louder, and I glanced over at him briefly. His eyes were glued to me; however, I knew
he didn’t want me looking at him, but getting these guys off. I began bobbing up and down faster and faster, my pussy clenching
tightly as I sensed Ken nearing climax. Maybe instead of sucking all three cocks, one of them would fuck me—I certainly hoped
so! “She’s good, isn’t she?” Phil said, and Ken grunted in response as I took his entire cock in my mouth and fondled his
balls at the same time.

“Can I come in her mouth?” Ken asked Phil, sensing that he was in charge of me for the night.

“Yes, she loves a mouthful of come.” Hearing my husband truthfully telling this virtual stranger what I liked sexually was
a thrill I’d never considered before. I could tell he was proud of my deep-throating ability and wanted other men to experience
it for themselves. Ken began fucking my mouth at that point, thrusting back and forth so that his cockhead plunged deep into
my throat. I loved every second of it and rocked against him until he spurted into my mouth. His salty cream tasted delicious,
and I swallowed all of it.