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Authors: Julie Sternberg
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PUBLISHER'S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Sternberg, Julie.
Like pickle juice on a cookie / by Julie Sternberg; illustrated by Matthew Cordell.
p. cm.
Summary: When eight-year-old Eleanor's beloved babysitter Bibi moves away to care for her ailing father,
Eleanor must spend the summer adjusting to a new babysitter while mourning the loss of her old one.
ISBN 978-0-8109-8424-0
[1. Novels in verse. 2. BabysittersâFiction. 3. Loss (Psychology)âFiction. 4. Self-relianceâ
Fiction.] I. Cordell, Matthew, 1975- ill. II. Title.
PZ7.5.S74My 2010
[Fic]âdc22
2009015975
Text copyright © 2011 Julie Sternberg
Illustrations copyright © 2011 Matthew Cordell
Book design by Melissa Arnst
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I had a bad August.
A very bad August.
As bad as pickle juice on a cookie.
As bad as a spiderweb on your leg.
As bad as the black parts of a banana.
I hope your August was better.
I really do.
My bad time started one morning
when my parents sat down in my room.
“We have some difficult news,” they said.
I hate it when they say that.
It means they have terrible news.
Just rotten.
The last time they had difficult news,
they had lost my hamster.
Her name was Dr. Biggles.
My dad had left her cage open.
We went from door to door
in our Brooklyn apartment building.
We asked all the neighbors,
“Have you seen Dr. Biggles?”
But we never found her.
I tried to think what news could be as difficult as that.
“Did Grandma Sadie die?” I asked.
“Of course not!”
said my mother.
“Grandma Sadie is in excellent health,”
said my father.
“Why would you ask such a question?”
said my mother.
“She is the oldest person I know,” I said.
“I thought she might have died.
That would be difficult news.”
My mother shivered.
“Yes,” she said.
“That would be very difficult news.”
“Nobody died,”
my father said.
“So what is the news?” I asked.
My father looked at my mother.