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Authors: Gore Vidal

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Hay noticed that Lincoln still wore the white kid gloves that he had arrived in, while Madam was splendid in a blue gown with a blue feather in her elaborately arranged hair; she also wore pearls, gold. Back of Madam stood the relatives, the heart of the Springfield Coterie, consisting of one sister, two nieces, cousin Lizzie and two half-sisters from Kentucky, of whom one was said to be a secessionist.

“He had better take those gloves off.”

Hay turned to find Henry Adams at his side. “He hates gloves,” said Hay, “but the State Department insists he wear them.”

“But he must take them off when he shakes hands. That is our Republican way.”

Lincoln, as if he had heard this most Adams-like criticism, stopped his handshaking and pulled off the right glove, which he let, absently, drop to the floor.

Lincoln was now shaking hands rather as if he was pumping water from a well. Hay noticed that the Tycoon’s eyes seldom looked at the men and women passing in front of him. This was most unlike him. Usually, he tried to say something of a personal nature to each citizen; but not tonight.

Madam had solved the business of handshaking by holding, firmly, in both hands, a large bouquet of flowers. Whenever anyone was presented to her, she nodded and smiled graciously; and that was that. Hay had to admit that, side by side, the Lincolns were a somewhat comical couple—he so tall; she so short. For this reason, she had never allowed a photograph to be taken of the two of them standing side by side. “Because we are,” Lincoln would say in explanation, “the Long and the Short of it.”

“This morning at Willard’s,” said Hay, “the State Department read us five pages of do’s and don’ts. There is a lot of protocol, isn’t there?”

“Democracy requires a good deal of ceremonial. Will he learn it, do you think?”

“Plainly,
you
don’t think so.” Hay had got Adams’s somewhat saturnine drift.

“For someone from outside, all this …” Adams gestured at the crowded room, filled now to overflowing with General Scott in full golden uniform.

“He’s not that far outside. Anyway, he’s quick to learn; and never forgets. He also does what he says he will do if you can get him to say what he means to do.”

“As in the case of Mr. Hamlin?” Adams was mischievous.

“He kept his word; and let Mr. Hamlin pick the New England Cabinet officer. Was your father … displeased?”

“My father is never displeased. He is, also, never pleased.”

“I hope he gets the London post.”

Adams shrugged. “As I said at Willard’s, this is the place to be. London is simply our hereditary post.”

“Like the presidency?” Hay was mischievous, too. It was hard to realize that this small young man was grandson and great-grandson of two presidents.

“Oh, don’t get me on that subject! If my father does not go to London, I think I’ll stay here as …” He paused.

“As what?”

Adams sighed. “I suppose a … journalist. That’s all I’m suited for, really. I simply want to observe the world’s grandest zoo.” Adams drifted off.

In due course, the shaking of hands came to an end, while M. Gautier’s feast came to an end in a matter of minutes, as did the Goddess of Peace herself. Hay overheard two journalists comparing notes. “What did old Abe say to you that made everybody laugh?” asked one.

“When I asked him if he had any message for Mr. Bennett of the
New York Herald
, he said, ‘Tell him that Mr. Weed now knows that Seward was not nominated at Chicago.’ ” They laughed; moved on.

Hay stationed himself at the entrance to the ballroom as Scala’s Marine Band struck up “Hail to the Chief” and Lincoln entered the ballroom on the arm not of his wife but of the mayor of Washington. Despite the fatigue of the day, Hay thought that Lincoln looked moderately tickled by this incongruity. Behind Lincoln, Mary made her entrance on the arm of Senator Stephen Douglas, whose large face was dulled by an unhealthy pallor. There was applause as the political symbolism of this pairing was duly noted: the chief of the northern Democratic Party was now as one with his ancient rival the new Republican President.

As Madam swept by Hay, he saw in her bright, round face a rare and perfect happiness. She was on the arm of the man she might have married; and she was the wife of the President whom she did marry. There will
never be such a night, thought Hay, yielding to that melodrama he had learned from Mr. Poe—and melancholy, too.

Lincoln stationed himself at one end of the room and watched the dancing with benevolence—at least, with
one
benevolent eye, for the lid of the left was beginning to fall. Hay danced waltzes, a quadrille, a polka, even a square dance; and worked up a good sweat. But when he saw the President slip away just before twelve-thirty, Hay also left. In the courtroom, he joined several dozen furious men in the search for coats and hats. After half an hour, he found only his hat, and abandoned the search.

Hay walked from City Hall to Pennsylvania Avenue, which he crossed. On the south side, Marble Alley ran a short distance between Pennsylvania and Missouri avenues, not far from the odiferous canal. The night was chilly and he regretted the loss of his coat as the sweat on his body turned icy; but the thought of earthly pleasures to come made bearable the chill. The avenue was filled with carriages and hacks waiting to take home the revellers. There were also ominous sounds of “Dixie” being sung in dark barrooms; while in the side streets gangs of fierce-looking young men staggered about drunkenly—how drunkenly, he could not help but wonder. In future, he decided, he would carry a gun. Luckily, tonight, the Federal police—some fifty strong—were all in the area between the City Hall and the White House, while good General Scott had every soldier within a hundred miles of the city stationed in Washington this night. From the Long Bridge to the Capitol to the White House, the troops stood guard.

The previous night, Hay had gone to the Wolf’s Den, an agreeable house kept by the eponymous Mrs. Wolf; she had been most agreeable, but far too talkative. “Everyone of distinction comes to me,” she said. She named senators by name until Hay began to grow uneasy; and once he had had his passage-at-arms, as he liked to think of these venereal encounters, he had left, with no intention of returning. He did not want his name added to her glittering list. Meanwhile, he had made casual inquiries in the bar at Willard’s and, of the lot, Sal Austin had been most highly praised for discretion as well as for the richness of her waiting rooms, for the comfort of her bedrooms, for the variety of her food and drink, and, finally, for the marvelous choice of girls. “There is even,” said a knowledgeable youth, “a doctor who comes twice a week to see if they are free from pox.” Brandy-snifters were raised to Sal Austin.

Now Hay stood in front of a dark building in a dark alley where a number of restless pigs slept in a cluster near a pile of garbage, like applicants for political office. After a single deep breath, Hay rapped on the door. A mulatto butler opened the door a crack, took in Hay’s evening
clothes with practised eye, smiled and bowed and said, “This way, sir.”

There was a small vestibule with a narrow staircase, covered in red velvet held in place by golden rods, making ascent and descent agreeably silent. To the left and the right of the vestibule were parlors, elaborately furnished with mahogany and walnut; red plush predominated in the left parlor and royal purple at the right. Voices could be heard from both rooms, decorous men’s voices, carefully modulated female voices. The butler motioned for Hay to remain at the foot of the stairs while he went into the red parlor, returning a moment later with a tall, grave woman in her forties. She was dressed in black, like a widow. Although she wore no makeup, her most elaborately arranged hair was as glossy as a chestnut. She came forward, graciously, and extended her right arm, almost as if she expected the hand or the huge diamond ring on her second finger to be kissed. Hay shook the hand, grinning stupidly, as she said in a low gentle voice, “I am Mrs. Austin.”

“Yes, I know,” he said; stupidity had plainly gone to his head. “I mean, I was told of you. By friends.”

“Of course. Do come in and let us have a talk.” She was about to lead Hay into the red parlor when he pulled back. She looked surprised; then, to his relief and delight, she got the point. “Come to my office.” She led him to the back of the vestibule, where a small door led into a large study with a second door to the outside.

In a businesslike way, Sal sat at a rolltop desk and indicated that he sit beside her. “The advantage of this office—for certain visitors, that is—is the door to the backyard, which is over there. Then,” she pointed to a third door, “you can go through that door into what I call the alcove. It is at the back of the purple parlor. There, through a charming lattice in the Persian style, you can see what goes on in the parlor, and not be seen yourself. Then when you have observed someone who intrigues you, Chester, the butler, will arrange for you to meet her in one of the bedrooms on the second floor, which can be reached by the back stairs.”

“I was told that you were the best.” Hay was filled with admiration.

“I am,” said Sal. “But accidents have been known to happen even here. So, I would appreciate it if you’d give me a day’s notice as to the exact hour of your arrival. That way I can see to it that the alcove will be empty. There is nothing more embarrassing than to have two … friends meet on such a private occasion. Sherry?” she asked, picking up a crystal decanter on her desk. He nodded; she poured each a glass. As they raised the glasses to each other, Sal said, “In order for me to be entirely on the safe side, I should know
which
you are—Mr. Nicolay or Mr. Hay?”

Hay nearly inhaled the sherry. “What makes you think …?” he stammered.

Sal was motherly. “We all know that Mr. Lincoln—I am Union, by the way, but many of the girls are not, I must warn you—brought two young men with him. Three, counting his son. But you’re too old to be the son and too young to be anyone else except—Mr. Hay?”

Hay nodded. “You see, Mr. Nicolay is engaged to be married,” he said, with bright stupidity.

“I accept this intelligence in the spirit with which it is proffered but I do not actually seize, as it were, your point.”

Hay was now convinced that he was not made for the world of the demimonde. “Oh, I was just commenting on the fact that Mr. Nicolay’s bride-to-be was supposed to come to Washington for the inaugural, but she could not get away. That is why, ordinarily, he would be not here but with her tonight.”

“That is very modem,” said Sal. “I am not entirely sure that I approve. In my day, a young man and woman were chaste until their wedding night. I continue to think that this is a worthy custom of our race.”

Hay gulped down the rest of the sherry, conscious that he was making a fool of himself. But Sal rose to the occasion. “I misunderstood.” Sal got to her feet. “Now I shall show you to the alcove. But you will have only thirty minutes to choose because someone else—not actually engaged, I fear, but securely married—will be arriving.”

“You’re very kind,” said Hay, feeling as if he were reliving that first time in Providence all over again.

Sal opened the door to the alcove, which was done in the same royal purple plush as the rest of the parlor. Divans were placed on two sides, while the third was filled by a carved teakwood buffet, covered with food both cold and hot, and numerous bottles. Through the “Persian latticework” he could indeed see everything that was going on in the parlor.

“When you espy what you want,” said Sal, “tug this cord.” She indicated a purple velvet bellpull against the wall. “Chester will come and act as Cupid.”

“I could not have found a more amiable Venus,” said Hay, rallying.

“I think,” said Sal, “that, mythically, I am closer to Minerva.” With a smile, she was gone.

Hay poured himself a goblet of brandy; tore off the leg of a guinea hen; squatted on a chair and peered through the lattice. The parlor was divided by potted plants into four separate sitting areas, each providing a degree of privacy. He recognized a face or two of men who had been at the Union Ball, but could attach no names to any of them. Elegantly dressed waiter-girls,
as they were euphemistically called, poured wine, carried trays of cocktails or, simply, bottles of bourbon to the customers, who sat about, for the most part, like club members, well acquainted with the rules of the house and the inmates. Chester and two elderly black women presided over the inevitable buffet. People ate quite a lot at Washington, thought Hay, suddenly very hungry himself. Over the last few days, the succession of mammoth meals at Willard’s had gradually taken away an appetite that was only now coming back.

Hay had started in on the boned turkey when he saw his destiny, as he liked to think of whatever girl caught his fancy. She was tall, slender of waist, high of bosom; she wore yellow watered silk that set off her black hair and eyes and café-au-lait skin. She was a mulatto; and Hay had never before crossed even this less-than-precisely drawn color line. Hay rang for Chester, who arrived, smiling. “Marie-Jeanne is a delightful creature, young master.” Either Chester or Sal had decided that it might enhance the magic of these parlors in this most Southern of cities to act as if the entire provenance had been changed to New Orleans in an earlier part of the century. As Hay ran three steps at a time up the back stairs, he was glad that he was not an out-and-out abolitionist and so able, in good faith, to enjoy the play-acting.

Marie-Jeanne received him in the bedroom assigned. She was filling two glasses with champagne. “Good evening,” she said; and smiled; she had good teeth. “Have some Widow.”

“Hello …, Marie-Jeanne?” Hay was not certain of the etiquette. But she took charge; gave him Veuve Clicquot—known familiarly as the Widow to Sal’s clients and employees.

“You’re French?” Hay made conversation rather more awkwardly than he might have done with even the fiercest governor’s fierce wife.

“Well, somewhere in the past, in Port-au-Prince, to be exact, there was very definitely a Frenchman. You’re new to town?”

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