Love and Liability (Dating Mr Darcy - Book 2) (10 page)

Alex snatched it away from her. “Bloody hell,” he snapped as he sat back down, “you’re mad. Bonkers. If you’ve ruined my phone, you’re buying me another.”

“Oh, don’t worry, it’ll be fine. Just wipe it off and pop it in a zip-top bag with a bit of rice for a few hours. It’ll be right as rain by tomorrow. Hopefully.”

He glared at her. “In the meantime, no thanks to you, I have no mobile phone, and no one can reach me, nor can I reach anyone else.”

“I’m doing you a favour,” Holly reassured him. “Think about it — no unwanted calls from your boss! No sales pitches! No awkward conversations with that not-so-great-looking girl you met at the wine bar last night!”

“And no unwanted conversations with my stark raving mad dinner partner, either,” Alex snapped, and turned pointedly away to converse with the woman on his right.

“Mrs Henley, have we another starter to serve our guests?” Cherie murmured anxiously as the cook reached out to remove the vichyssoise tureen from the table.

“I’ll go and fetch the oxtail soup.” Mrs Henley scowled. “I made it for tomorrow’s luncheon, but it’ll do, I reckon.” Grumbling, she exited the dining room.

A few minutes later, a tureen of oxtail soup replaced the vichyssoise, and Holly turned to Lady Blandford. “Mrs Henley’s oxtail soup is really good. Would you like some?”

“I would indeed! I adore oxtail soup.”

And as Holly dabbed at her mouth with a napkin and listened to her ladyship drone on about her failures and successes with the various recipes for oxtail soup she’d tried over the years, relief swept over her.

Alex might be furious with her at the moment, and he might think her completely mad, but his irritation wouldn’t last. And his phone really
would
dry out eventually.

And best of all, she’d succeeded in keeping Alex Barrington from hearing her message. And in the end, that was all that mattered.

Despite Mrs Henley’s fears, there were plenty of eggs for breakfast the next morning. Holly helped herself to a generous portion of soft-boiled eggs and toast soldiers from the sideboard. And what the hell, she decided, even though she normally shunned meat, that bacon looked really good, too…

“Good morning, Ms James.”

Holly looked up guiltily, bacon clamped in the tongs she held over her plate, to see Alex entering the dining room. He wore jeans and a faded blue-and-green striped rugby shirt, and he looked…well…fit. Very, very fit.

She noticed he also still looked a bit put out.

“Hello.” Holly indicated the empty dining room. “It looks like we’re the only ones up so far.”

“I’m not surprised. It’s a bit early.” He eyed her plate, heaped liberally with eggs, toast, tomatoes, and bacon. “Hungry this morning, are you?”

She glared at him. “It’s rude to comment on one’s eating habits, you know.”

“Sorry. It’s just that I never knew a girl who ate like a footie player before.” He joined her at the sideboard, picked up a plate, and asked conversationally, “So, do you punt for Arsenal, or United?”

“Ha ha. If we go for a walk with the dogs this morning, believe me, you’ll need every single calorie.”

“I see. Consider me suitably chastened. At any rate,” he added as he took his filled plate and sat down across from her at the dining-room table, “it’s refreshing to see a girl with an appetite. No food issues here.” He picked up a bottle of HP Sauce and poured it liberally over his eggs and fried potatoes.

She raised her brow. “I see you drown everything in brown sauce.”

“It’s rude to comment on one’s eating habits. Or so I’m told.”

“Did you put your phone in a zip-top bag with rice, like I told you?” she asked as she dunked a toast soldier in egg.

“I did. I’ll check it later today.” He eyed her over his toast. “You’d best hope it works, Ms James.”

“It will.” She studied his half-eaten plate of food. “Well, hurry up and eat. The day’s wasting.”

When they finished breakfast, they went into the foyer to let the dogs out of doors for a ramble across the fields. Delirious with joy, the mastiffs streaked across the grass, racing each other and gambolling like children, until Holly whistled for them to settle down. The weather was glorious, all blue skies and mild breezes, as she and Alex set out after them.

“Are you and Camilla an item?” she asked casually.

He glanced at her. “God, no. She was my plus-one for the drinks party last night. That’s all.”

“Yet you had her thong in your pocket at the interview.”

Alex came to a stop. “I told you, that was just a silly wager.”

“And does Camilla know about your ‘silly wager’?” Holly didn’t know why — she didn’t even
like
Camilla Shawcross — but she was nonetheless outraged on her behalf.

“No! Of course she doesn’t know.”

She crossed her arms against her chest. “Do you keep trophies from all of your…conquests, Mr Barrington?”

“Am I being cross-examined?” he asked evenly. “Because that’s what it sounds like.”

“I just think it’s reprehensible, that’s all. Tucking a woman’s
thong
in your suit pocket—”

“It wasn’t like that. And it wasn’t Camilla’s.”

Holly eyed him sceptically. “No? Whose was it, then? Or do you have an assortment of thongs from your many conquests?”

He let out an exasperated breath. “It wasn’t anyone’s. I—” he scowled “—I went into Agent Provocateur and I bought it.”

“You bought it? You mean—”

“I mean,” he admitted, “that I haven’t actually slept with Camilla Shawcross. I only wanted my co-workers to think I had. So I bought the thong and took the tags off, and tucked it in my pocket. It worked a treat.”

“So you lied!” she exclaimed. “You
lied
to win the wager.”

He shrugged. “I don’t like to lose.”

“I’d forgotten that about you,” Holly said suddenly. She leaned forward to open the dog gate when they arrived at the first stile. “We were arguing in the sandbox once, about whether we could dig through to China, I think — and you lost the argument. You were so furious you threw cat poo at me.”

“It was dried cat poo,” he pointed out, and paused. “It was my way of showing that I liked you.”

“Really? Well, I hope you’ve learned more acceptable ways since then to show you like someone,” she said tartly.

Alex came up behind her and closed the gate. “I have, actually,” he said, his voice gone husky. “Much more enjoyable ways, too…”

Holly looked up at him. His eyes were a lovely velvety brown. He stood inches away, and his gaze dropped from her eyes to her mouth. She tilted her head back and parted her lips in anticipation of his kiss…

When her bloody mobile rang.
Sasha
.

“Sorry,” Holly apologized as she held up her mobile, “but I have to take this.”

“Well, at least you have that option, unlike me.”

Dismay coloured her voice. “Alex, truly, I’m sorry about your phone—”

“I’m
kidding
, Holly. Go on, take your call.” He turned away, whistling for the dogs. They capered eagerly after him as he headed up the hill.

“You’re in serious trouble, Holly,” Sasha said without preamble. “Valery is furious. You’ve opened
BritTEEN
up to a potential lawsuit with your interview. Has Henry seen it yet?”

“Henry?” Holly echoed blankly.

“Henry Barrington, you idiot!” Sasha snapped.

“Oh. You mean Alex. No, he…” she paused as he caught her eye from halfway up the hill and waved “…he doesn’t know, yet.”

“We’ll talk about what’s to be done as far as damage control on Monday. Valery wants to see you, first thing. I shouldn’t be surprised,” Sasha added with satisfaction, “if you don’t get sacked over this.”

“I don’t know how it happened. I didn’t put those comments in, Sasha,” Holly said desperately. “I swear I didn’t—”

But Sasha had already rung off.
Cow
.

With shaking hands, Holly re-pocketed her phone and hurried off after Alex and the dogs. She had to tell him the truth — which, let’s face it, wouldn’t go over well. How to explain to Alex that, because of a tiny glitch, all of
BritTEEN
’s readers in England, Scotland, and Wales — and possibly their parents — thought he condoned teen sex on the first date?

How indeed? She couldn’t tell him. Not yet, anyway.

“Is everything okay?” Alex called out as she approached.

“Yes,” she said, slightly breathless after her climb up the last half of the hill. “Work stuff. It’s not much farther to the village, just across the field.”

“Good, we can burn off some of that breakfast. And the dogs don’t have the slightest inclination to head back yet, anyway.” He draped his arm around her shoulders. “Nor do I.”

The mastiffs brushed against Holly’s legs, jumping up, leaving muddy paw prints on her capris and yelping with joy as she fell into step alongside Alex. But she scarcely noticed. She was aware of nothing but his arm around her and his hip bumping now and again against hers as they walked.

Suddenly Caesar spotted a squirrel and went racing after it. Holly, knocked off balance as the other dogs barrelled past her to join Caesar in the chase, lost her footing and fell. An immediate, searing pain shot through her ankle.

“Holly!” Alex exclaimed. He knelt down beside her, his face creased in concern. “Are you all right?”

“I think so. But I’ve given my ankle a twist.”

“Can you stand on it?”

“Give me a hand up, and I’ll try.”

Alex took her hands in his and helped her up; she balanced on her good foot. “Good. At least you’re vertical now.”

“I bet you’ve never said
that
to a girl before.”

“No. Never,” he agreed.

Gingerly Holly lowered her other foot. An instant, shooting pain made her wince and blurt out a rude word. “Sorry,” she apologized through gritted teeth. “Hurts,” she added unnecessarily.

“Right, then,” Alex decided, “I’ll carry you the rest of the way. How close are we to the village?”

“Not far, maybe ten minutes. You can’t carry me,” Holly protested. “I won’t let you. I can manage—”

But it was too late; he was already lifting her up. She linked her arms around his neck and dropped her gaze, embarrassed at his sudden close proximity. After all, she barely knew this man; yet here he was, carrying her across the buttercup-strewn field like a Saxon warrior, taking his bride-prize back home to his castle…

“Damn it, woman,” Alex said companionably as he navigated the second stile, “did you have to eat quite so much at breakfast this morning?”

She looked at him, indignant. “Are you saying I’m fat?”

“No. I’m just saying I wish you’d made do with a plate of dry toast or a boiled egg, instead of packing it in like Wayne Rooney at a buffet.”

“If I weren’t in so much pain right now,” she informed him through gritted teeth, “I’d throw cat poo at you.”

They reached the village a short time later. Holly directed Alex to the newsagent’s, where he lowered her to a chair just inside the door and went off in search of paracetamol and a bottle of water. She rubbed her ankle. It was throbbing, and swelling up horribly…

Her eyes came to rest on the newsstand. The latest issue of
BritTEEN,
emblazoned with the bright yellow tagline “One Outrageous Question with Hottie Henry”, sat in the middle of the shelf. Alex was just steps away; if he turned around, he’d surely see it.

Please
, Holly silently begged the magazine gods,
please don’t let him see it…

The magazine gods must’ve listened, because Alex walked past the newsstand and went straight to the till.

He returned to Holly. “Here you go,” he said, and opened the paracetamol and tipped a couple of pills into her outstretched hand. “Now—” he frowned “—how do we get you back to the house?”

Holly took the bottle of water from him and swallowed the pills. “Well, we can’t take a taxi, not with the dogs. And Dad went to fetch Hannah early this morning.”

“I noticed an estate car parked round the back of your house when we left.”

“It’s Mrs Henley’s. She’ll be far too busy fixing lunch to come and get us.”

“Well, I’ll call the house just the same, and see if someone else can fetch us—”

But calling proved unnecessary when Mrs Henley’s teenage daughter, Lucy, came into the newsagent’s and offered to take them back. “I’m headed that way anyhow,” she told Holly. “I work half-days on Saturday, helping with the lunch service and the clearing up. Mum likes her chocolate,” she added as she grabbed up a Bounty and a Dairy Milk from the confectionery display.

“Thanks,” Holly said gratefully. “Do you have room for three dogs, as well?”

“No problem.” She indicated an ancient VW Kombi parked just outside. “Go ahead and hop in. I just have to pick up a couple of things. Be out in two ticks.”

The Kombi — painted a virulent shade of lime green and plastered with stickers of flowers — earned a distrustful look from Holly but besotted enthusiasm from Alex.

“This is fantastic!” Alex exclaimed as he opened the double doors. “It’s got a Canterbury Pitt conversion.”

Holly looked at him blankly. “A what?”

“A custom conversion,” Lucy explained as she joined them. “A table goes in the middle, but it’s stowed; and I’ve a cooker, and a poptop with two bunks above, for sleeping.” She waited as Holly, Alex, and the dogs clambered inside, then slid behind the wheel. “’Course, it’s old, so it breaks down a lot.”

“Great,” Holly muttered.

“Not to worry,” Lucy assured her as she started the engine. “Daisy won’t get you back home very fast, but she
will
get you there.”

The stench of diesel filled the air as Lucy put the van in gear, and, true to her word, with a judder and a toot of the horn, they were off.

Chapter 15

“Let’s take you up to your room,” Lucy told Holly when they arrived, “so you can have a nice lie-in and keep the weight off that foot.”

“I don’t need a nice lie-in! I’m fine.” Before Holly could protest any further, Alex scooped her up in his arms and headed up the stairs, Lucy trailing behind.

“Lucy’s right,” Alex informed her. “You need to stay off that foot.”

She glared at him. “And you need to stop acting like Rhett Butler.”