Read Love in a Blue Time Online
Authors: Hanif Kureishi
*
They stopped at an off-licence and drank on a bench in Kensington High Street. A young kid calling himself a traveller sat beside them and gave them a hit on some dope. Roy considered how enjoyably instructive it could be to take up such a position in the High Street, and how much one noticed about people, whereas to passers-by one was invisible, pitied or feared. After a while they went morosely
into a pub where the barman served everyone else first and then was rude.
Roy’s film would be delayed for at least eighteen months, until Munday was in a stronger position to argue for ‘unconventional’ projects. Roy doubted it would happen now.
For most of his adult years he’d wanted success, and thought he knew what it was. But now he didn’t. He would have to live with himself as he was and without the old hope. Clara would be ashamed of him. As his financial burdens increased his resources had, in a few minutes, shrunk.
As the dark drew in and the street lights came on and people rushed through the tube stations, he and Jimmy walked about, stopping here and there. There seemed, in London, to be a pub on every corner, with many men on red plush seats drinking concentratedly, having nothing better to do. Occasionally they passed restaurants where, in the old days, Roy was greeted warmly and had passed much time, too much – sometimes four or five hours – with business acquaintances, now forgotten. Soon Roy was lost, fleeing with the energy of the frustrated and distressed, while Jimmy moved beside him with his customary cough, stumble and giggle, fuelled by the elation of unaccustomed success, and a beer glass under his coat.
At one point Jimmy suddenly pulled Roy towards a phone box. Jimmy ran in, waited crouching down, and shot out again, pulling Roy by his jacket across the road, where they shrank down beside a hedge.
‘What are you doing?’
‘We were going to get beaten up.’ Though shuddering and looking about wildly, Jimmy didn’t stop his drink. ‘Didn’t you hear them swearing at us? Poofs, poofs, they said.’
‘Who, who?’
‘Don’t worry. But keep your head down!’ After a while he said, ‘Now come on. This way!’
Roy couldn’t believe that anyone would, attempt such a thing on the street, but how would he know? He and Jimmy hastened through crowds of young people queuing for a concert; and along streets lined with posters advertising groups and comedians whose names he didn’t recognise.
There was a burst of laughter behind them. Roy wheeled round, but saw no one. The noise was coming from a parked car – no, from across the road. Then it seemed to disappear down the street like the tail of a typhoon. Now his name was being called. Assuming it was a spook, he pressed on, only to see a young actor he’d given work to, and to whom he’d promised a part in the film. Roy was aware of his swampy loafers and stained jacket that stank of pubs. Jimmy stood beside him, leaning on his shoulder, and they regarded the boy insolently.
‘I’ll wait to hear, shall I?’ said the actor, after a time, having muttered some other things that neither of them understood.
*
They settled in a pub from which Roy refused to move. At last he was able to tell Jimmy what Munday had said, and explain what it meant. Jimmy listened. There was a silence.
‘Tell me something, man,’ Jimmy said. ‘When you prepared your shooting scripts and stuff –’
‘I suppose you’re a big film writer now.’
‘Give me a chance. That guy Munday seemed okay.’
‘Did he?’
‘He saw something good in me, didn’t he?’
‘Yes, yes. Perhaps he did.’
‘Right. It’s started, brother. I’m on the up. I need to get a room – a bedsitter with a table – to get things moving in the literary department. Lend me some money until Munday pays me.’
‘There you go.’
Roy laid a £20 note on the table. It was all the cash he had now. Jimmy slid it away.
‘What’s that? It’s got to be a grand.’
‘A grand?’
Jimmy said, ‘That’s how expensive it is – a month’s rent in advance, a deposit, phone. You’ve avoided the real world for ten years. You don’t know how harsh it is. You’ll get the money back – at least from him.’
Roy shook his head. ‘I’ve got a family now, and I haven’t got an income.’
‘You’re a jealous bastard – an’ I just saved your life. It’s a mistake to begrudge me my optimism. Lend me your pen.’ Jimmy made a note on the back of a bus ticket, crossed it out and rejigged it. ‘Wait and see. Soon you’ll be coming to my office an’ asking me for work. I’m gonna have to examine your CV to ensure it ain’t too low-class. Now, do you do it every day?’
‘Do what?’
‘Work.’
‘Of course.’
‘Every single day?’
‘Yes. I’ve worked every day since I left university. Many nights too.’
‘Really?’ Jimmy read back what he’d scrawled on the ticket, folded it up, and stuck it in his top pocket. ‘That’s what I must do.’ But he sounded unconvinced by what he’d heard, as if, out of spite, Roy had made it sound gratuitously laborious.
Roy said, ‘I feel a failure. It’s hard to live with. Most people do it. I s’pose they have to find other sources of pride. But what – gardening? Christ. Everything’s suddenly gone down. How am I going to cheer myself up?’
‘Pride?’ Jimmy sneered. ‘It’s a privilege of the complacent. What a stupid illusion.’
‘You would think that.’
‘Why would I?’
‘You’ve always been a failure. You’ve never had any expectations to feel let down about.’
‘Me?’ Jimmy was incredulous, ‘But I have.’
‘They’re alcoholic fantasies.’
Jimmy was staring at him. ‘You cunt! You’ve never had a kind word for me or my talents!’
‘Lifting a glass isn’t a talent.’
‘You could encourage me! You don’t know how indifferent people can be when you’re down.’
‘Didn’t I pick you up and invite you to stay in my house?’
‘You been trying to shove me out. Everything about me is wrong or despised. You threw my clothes away. I tell you, you’re shutting the door on everyone. It’s bourgeois snobbery, and it is ugly.’
‘You’re difficult, Jimmy.’
‘At least I’m a friend who loves you.’
‘You don’t give me anything but a load of trouble.’
‘I’ve got nothing, you know that! Now you’ve stolen my hope! Thanks for robbing me!’ Jimmy finished his drink and jumped up. ‘You’re safe. Whatever happens, you ain’t really going down, but I am!’
Jimmy walked out. Roy had never before seen Jimmy leave a pub so decisively. Roy sat there another hour, until he knew Clara would be home.
*
He opened the front door and heard voices. Clara was showing the house to two couples, old friends, and was describing the conservatory she wanted built, Roy greeted them and made for the stairs.
‘Roy.’
He joined them at the table. They drank wine and discussed the villa near Perugia they would take in the summer. He could see them wearing old linen and ancient straw hats, fanning themselves haughtily.
He tilted his head to get different perspectives, rubbed his forehead and studied his hands, which were trembling, but couldn’t think of anything to say. Clara’s friends were well off, and of unimaginative and unchallenged intelligence.
About most things, by now, they had some picked-up opinion, sufficient to aid party conversation. They were set and protected; Roy couldn’t imagine them overdosing on their knees, howling.
The problem was that at the back of Roy’s world-view lay the Rolling Stones, and the delinquent dream of his adolescence – the idea that vigour and spirit existed in excess, authenticity and the romantic unleashed self: a bourgeois idea that was strictly anti-bourgeois. It had never, finally, been Roy’s way, though he’d played at it. But Jimmy had lived it to the end, for both of them.
The complacent talk made Roy weary. He went upstairs. As he undressed, a cat tripped the security lamps and he could see the sodden garden. He’d barely stepped into it, but there were trees and grass and bushes out there. Soon he would get a table and chair for the lawn. With the kid in its pram, he’d sit under the tree, brightened by the sun, eating Vignotte and sliced pear. What did one do when there was nothing to do?
He’d fallen asleep; Clara was standing over him, hissing. She ordered him to come down. He was being rude; he didn’t know how to behave. He had ‘let her down’. But he needed five minutes to think. The next thing he heard was her saying goodnight at the door.
*
He awoke abruptly. The front door bell was ringing. It was six in the morning. Roy tiptoed downstairs with a hammer in his hand, Jimmy’s stringy body was soaked through and he was coughing uncontrollably. He had gone to Kara’s house but she’d been out, so he’d decided to lie down in her doorway until she returned. At about five there had been a storm, and he’d realised she wasn’t coming back.
Jimmy was delirious and Roy persuaded him to lie him on the sofa, where he covered him with a blanket. When he brought up blood Clara called the doctor. The ambulance took him away not long after, fearing a clot on the lung.
Roy got back into bed beside Clara and rested his drink on her hard stomach. Clara went to work but Roy couldn’t get up. He stayed in bed all morning and thought he couldn’t ever sleep enough to recover. At lunchtime he walked around town, lacking even the desire to buy anything. In the afternoon he visited Jimmy in the hospital.
‘How you feeling, pal?’
A man in his pyjamas can only seem disabled. No amount of puffing-up can exchange the blue and white stripes for the daily dignity which has been put to bed with him. Jimmy hardly said hallo. He was wailing for a drink and a cigarette.
‘It’ll do you good, being here,’ Roy patted Jimmy’s hand. ‘Time to sort yourself out.’
Jimmy almost leapt out of bed. ‘Change places!’
‘No thanks.’
‘You smug bastard – if you’d looked after me I wouldn’t be in this shit!’
A fine-suited consultant, pursued by white-coated disciples, entered the ward. A nurse drew the curtain across Jimmy’s wounded face.
‘Make no mistake, I’ll be back!’ Jimmy cried.
Roy walked past the withered, ashen patients, and towards the lift. Two men in lightweight uniforms were pushing a high bed to the doors on their way to the operating theatre. Roy slotted in behind them as they talked across a dumb patient who blinked up at the roof of the lift. They were discussing where they’d go drinking later. Roy hoped Jimmy wouldn’t want him to return the next day.
Downstairs the wide revolving door swept people into the hospital and pushed him out into the town. From the corner of the building, where dressing-gowned patients had gathered to smoke, Roy turned to make a farewell gesture at the building where his friend lay. Then he saw the girl in the leopard-skin hat, Kara’s friend.
He called out. Smiling, she came over, holding a bunch of
flowers. He asked her if she was working and when she shook her head, said, ‘Give me your number. I’ll call you tomorrow, I’ve got a couple of things on the go.’
Before, he hadn’t seen her in daylight. What, now, might there be time for?
She said, ‘When’s the baby due?’
‘Any day now.’
‘You’re going to have your hands full.’
He asked her if she wanted a drink.
‘Jimmy’s expecting me,’ she said. ‘But ring me.’
He joined the robust street Jimmy couldn’t walk here, but he, Roy, could trip along light-headed and singing to himself – as if it were he who’d been taken to hospital, and at the last moment, as the anaesthetic was inserted, a voice had shouted, ‘No, not him!’, and he’d been reprieved.
Nearby was a coffee shop where he used to go. The manager waved at him, brought over hot chocolate and a cake, and, as usual, complained about the boredom and said he wished for a job like Roy’s. When he’d gone, Roy opened his bag and extracted his newspaper, book, notebook and pens. But he just watched the passers-by. He couldn’t stay long because he remembered that he and Clara had an antenatal class. He wanted to get back, to see what was between them and learn what it might give him. Some people you couldn’t erase from your life.
Azhar's mother led him to the front of the lower deck, sat him down with his satchel, hurried back to retrieve her shopping, and took her place beside him. As the bus pulled away Azhar spotted Big Billy and his son Little Billy racing alongside, yelling and waving at the driver. Azhar closed his eyes and hoped it was moving too rapidly for them to get on. But they not only flung themselves onto the platform, they charged up the almost empty vehicle hooting and panting as if they were on a fairground ride. They settled directly across the aisle from where they could stare at Azhar and his mother.
At this his mother made to rise. So did Big Billy. Little Billy sprang up. They would follow her and Azhar. With a sigh she sank back down. The conductor came, holding the arm of his ticket machine. He knew the Billys, and had a laugh with them. He let them ride for nothing.
Mother's grey perfumed glove took some pennies from her purse. She handed them to Azhar who held them up as she had shown him.
âOne and a half to the Three Kings,' he said.
âPlease,' whispered Mother, making a sign of exasperation.
âPlease,' he repeated.
The conductor passed over the tickets and went away.
âHold onto them tightly,' said Mother. âIn case the inspector gets on.'
Big Billy said, âLook, he's a big boy.'
âBig boy,' echoed Little Billy.
âSo grown up he has to run to teacher,' said Big Billy.
âCry baby!' trumpeted Little Billy.
Mother was looking straight ahead, through the window. Her voice was almost normal, but subdued. âPity we didn't have time to get to the library. Still, there's tomorrow. Are you still the best reader in the class?' She nudged him. âAre you?'
âS'pose so,' he mumbled.
Every evening after school Mother took him to the tiny library nearby where he exchanged the previous day's books. Tonight, though, there hadn't been time. She didn't want Father asking why they were late. She wouldn't want him to know they had been in to complain.
Big Billy had been called to the headmistress's stuffy room and been sharply informed â so she told Mother â that she took a âdim view'. Mother was glad. She had objected to Little Billy bullying her boy. Azhar had had Little Billy sitting behind him in class. For weeks Little Billy had called him names and clipped him round the head with his ruler. Now some of the other boys, mates of Little Billy, had also started to pick on Azhar.
âI eat nuts!'
Big Billy was hooting like an orang-utan, jumping up and down and scratching himself under the arms â one of the things Little Billy had been castigated for. But it didn't restrain his father. His face looked horrible.
Big Billy lived a few doors away from them. Mother had known him and his family since she was a child. They had shared the same air-raid shelter during the war. Big Billy had been a Ted and still wore a drape coat and his hair in a sculpted quiff. He had black bitten-down fingernails and a smear of grease across his forehead. He was known as Motorbike Bill because he repeatedly built and rebuilt his Triumph. âTriumph of the Bill,' Father liked to murmur as they passed. Sometimes numerous lumps of metal stood on rags around the skeleton of the bike, and in the late evening Big Bill revved up the machine while his record player balanced on the windowsill repeatedly blared out a 45 called
âRave On'. Then everyone knew Big Billy was preparing for the annual bank holiday run to the coast. Mother and the other neighbours were forced to shut their windows to exclude the noise and fumes.
Mother had begun to notice not only Azhar's dejection but also his exhausted and dishevelled appearance on his return from school. He looked as if he'd been flung into a hedge and rolled in a puddle â which he had. Unburdening with difficulty, he confessed the abuse the boys gave him, Little Billy in particular.
At first Mother appeared amused by such pranks. She was surprised that Azhar took it so hard. He should ignore the childish remarks: a lot of children were cruel. Yet he couldn't make out what it was with him that made people say such things, or why, after so many contented hours at home with his mother, such violence had entered his world.
Mother had taken Azhar's hand and instructed him to reply, âLittle Billy, you're common â common as muck!'
Azhar held onto the words and repeated them continuously to himself. Next day, in a comer with his enemy's taunts going at him, he dosed his eyes and hollered them out. âMuck, muck, muck â common as muck you!'
Little Billy was as perplexed as Azhar by the epithet. Like magic it shut his mouth. But the next day Little Billy came back with the renewed might of names new to Azhar: sambo, wog, little coon. Azhar returned to his mother for more words but they had run out.
Big Billy was saying across the bus, âCommon! Why don't you say it out loud to me face, eh? Won't say it, eh?'
âNah,' said Little Billy. âWon't!'
âBut we ain't as common as a slut who marries a darkie.'
âDarkie, darkie,' Little Billy repeated, âMonkey, monkey!'
Mother's look didn't deviate. But, perhaps anxious that her shaking would upset Azhar, she pulled her hand from his and pointed at a shop.
âLook.'
âWhat?' said Azhar, distracted by Little Billy murmuring his name.
The instant Azhar turned his head, Big Billy called, âHey! Why don't you look at us, little lady?'
She twisted round and waved at the conductor standing on his platform. But a passenger got on and the conductor followed him upstairs. The few other passengers, sitting like statues, were unaware or unconcerned.
Mother turned back. Azhar had never seen her like this, ashen, with wet eyes, her body stiff as a tree. Azhar sensed what an effort she was making to keep still. When she wept at home she threw herself on the bed, shook convulsively and thumped the pillow. Now all that moved was a bulb of snot shivering on the end of her nose. She sniffed determinedly, before opening her bag and extracting the scented handkerchief with which she usually wiped Azhar's face, or, screwing up a corner, dislodged any stray eyelashes around his eye. She blew her nose vigorously but he heard a sob.
Now she knew what went on and how it felt. How he wished he'd said nothing and protected her, for Big Billy was using her name: âYvonne, Yvonne, hey, Yvonne, didn't I give you a good time that time?'
âEvie, a good time, right?' sang Little Billy.
Big Billy smirked. âThing is,' he said, holding his nose, âthere's a smell on this bus.'
âPooh!'
âHow many of them are there living in that flat, all squashed together like, and stinkin' the road out, eatin' curry and rice!'
There was no doubt that their flat was jammed. Grandpop, a retired doctor, slept in one bedroom, Azhar, his sister and parents in another, and two uncles in the living room. All day big pans of Indian food simmered in the kitchen so people could eat when they wanted. The kitchen wallpaper bubbled and cracked and hung down like ancient scrolls. But Mother always denied that they were âlike that'. She
refused to allow the word âimmigrant' to be used about Father, since in her eyes it applied only to illiterate tiny men with downcast eyes and mismatched clothes.
Mother's lips were moving but her throat must have been dry: no words came, until she managed to say, âWe're not Jews.'
There was a silence. This gave Big Billy an opportunity. âWhat you say?' He cupped his ear and his long dark sideburn. With his other hand he cuffed Little Billy, who had begun hissing. âSpeak up. Hey, tart, we can't hear you!'
Mother repeated the remark but could make her voice no louder.
Azhar wasn't sure what she meant. In his confusion he recalled a recent conversation about South Africa, where his best friend's family had just emigrated. Azhar had asked why, if they were to go somewhere â and there had been such talk â they too couldn't choose Cape Town. Painfully she replied that there the people with white skins were cruel to the black and brown people who were considered inferior and were forbidden to go where the whites went. The coloureds had separate entrances and were prohibited from sitting with the whites.
This peculiar fact of living history, vertiginously irrational and not taught in his school, struck his head like a hammer and echoed through his dreams night after night. How could such a thing be possible? What did it mean? How then should he act?
âNah,' said Big Billy. âYou no Yid, Yvonne. You us. But worse. Goin' with the Paki.'
All the while Little Billy was hissing and twisting his head in imitation of a spastic.
Azhar had heard his father say that there had been âgassing' not long ago. Neighbour had slaughtered neighbour, and such evil hadn't died. Father would poke his finger at his wife, son and baby daughter, and state, âWe're in the front line!'
These conversations were often a prelude to his announcing that they were going âhome' to Pakistan. There they wouldn't have these problems. At this point Azhar's mother would become uneasy. How could she go âhome' when she was at home already? Hot weather made her swelter; spicy food upset her stomach; being surrounded by people who didn't speak English made her feel lonely. As it was, Azhar's grandfather and uncle chattered away in Urdu, and when Uncle Asif's wife had been in the country, she had, without prompting, walked several paces behind them in the street. Not wanting to side with either camp, Mother had had to position herself, with Azhar, somewhere in the middle of this curious procession as it made its way to the shops.
Not that the idea of âhome' didn't trouble Father. He himself had never been there. His family had lived in China and India; but since he'd left, the remainder of his family had moved, along with hundreds of thousands of others, to Pakistan. How could he know if the new country would suit him, or if he could succeed there? While Mother wailed, he would smack his hand against his forehead and cry, âOh God, I am trying to think in all directions at the same time!'
He had taken to parading about the flat in Wellington boots with a net curtain over his head, swinging his portable typewriter and saying he expected to be called to Vietnam as a war correspondent, and was preparing for jungle combat.
It made them laugh. For two years Father had been working as a packer in a factory that manufactured shoe polish. It was hard physical labour, which drained and infuriated him. He loved books and wanted to write them. He got up at five every morning; at night he wrote for as long as he could keep his eyes open. Even as they ate he scribbled over the backs of envelopes, rejection slips and factory stationery, trying to sell articles to magazines and newspapers. At the same time he was studying for a correspondence course on âHow To Be A Published Author'. The sound of his frenetic typing drummed into their heads
like gunfire. They were forbidden to complain. Father was determined to make money from the articles on sport, politics and literature which he posted off most days, each accompanied by a letter that began, âDear Sir, Please find enclosed â¦'
But Father didn't have a sure grasp of the English language which was his, but not entirely, being âBombay variety, mish and mash'. Their neighbour, a retired schoolteacher, was kind enough to correct Father's spelling and grammar, suggesting that he sometimes used âthe right words in the wrong place, and vice versa'. His pieces were regularly returned in the self-addressed stamped envelope that the
Writers'
and
Artists'
Yearbook
advised. Lately, when they plopped through the letter box, Father didn't open them, but tore them up, stamped on the pieces and swore in Urdu, cursing the English who, he was convinced, were barring him. Or were they? Mother once suggested he was doing something wrong and should study something more profitable. But this didn't get a good response.
In the morning now Mother sent Azhar out to intercept the postman and collect the returned manuscripts. The envelopes and parcels were concealed around the garden like an alcoholic's bottles, behind the dustbins, in the bike shed, even under buckets, where, mouldering in secret, they sustained hope and kept away disaster.
At every stop Azhar hoped someone might get on who would discourage or arrest the Billys. But no one did, and as they moved forward the bus emptied. Little Billy took to jumping up and twanging the bell, at which the conductor only laughed.
Then Azhar saw that Little Billy had taken a marble from his pocket, and, standing with his arm back, was preparing to fling it. When Big Billy noticed this even his eyes widened. He reached for Billy's wrist. But the marble was released: it cracked into the window between Azhar and his mother's head, chipping the glass.
She was screaming. âStop it, stop it! Won't anyone help! We'll be murdered!'
The noise she made came from hell or eternity. Little Billy blanched and shifted closer to his father; they went quiet.
Azhar got out of his seat to fight them but the conductor blocked his way.
Their familiar stop was ahead. Before the bus braked Mother was up, clutching her bags; she gave Azhar two carriers to hold, and nudged him towards the platform. As he went past he wasn't going to look at the Billys, but he did give them the eye, straight on, stare to stare, so he could see them and not be so afraid. They could hate him but he would know them. But if he couldn't fight them, what could he do with his anger?
They stumbled off and didn't need to check if the crêpe-soled Billys were behind, for they were already calling out, though not as loud as before.
As they approached the top of their street the retired teacher who assisted Father came out of his house, wearing a three-piece suit and trilby hat and leading his Scottie. He looked over his garden, picked up a scrap of paper which had blown over the fence, and sniffed the evening air. Azhar wanted to laugh: he resembled a phantom; in a deranged world the normal appeared the most bizarre. Mother immediately pulled Azhar towards his gate.