Love Is a Canoe: A Novel (39 page)

Gina glared at Melissa while Stella watched. Gina wore a huge engagement ring and Stella had heard that she was going to marry a fund manager and that she’d be rich and that she only stayed in HR at Ladder & Rake because she was a people person. She liked to bring people up to their potential and was likely going to run LRB’s HR group someday.

Stella saw that Gina was looking at Melissa and thinking, You’re handling this terribly. And she didn’t care that Stella saw because as of ten minutes ago, Stella was no longer with the company.

“Can I have some time to pack up my desk?”

“Yes,” Gina said. “You can have that time right now.”

“Goodbye, Stella.” Melissa came forward as if to hug her and Stella reared back.

“The other way, please,” Gina said, in a singsong voice. She had her hand on Melissa’s arm.

“I’m sorry,” Melissa said.

Stella bit down on her tongue so she wouldn’t say it was all right. Because she damn sure was not going to absolve her direct superior of guilt.

“I’ll be right back with a box for your things,” Gina said, after Melissa had left.

“Could I have two boxes?” Stella had her arms folded over her chest. She wanted to say something glib like “And a hug?” but she was afraid it might backfire and she’d cry in front of Gina.

Gina said, “I’ll see what I can dig up.”

Stella looked around. There were the
Canoe
quotes on her bulletin board. She supposed she’d leave them there. She wanted a bunch of the junk she’d accumulated in her fourteen months at Ladder & Rake but she knew she wouldn’t be able to pack thoughtfully. There was a piece of Tupperware on the windowsill that she’d filled with chicken and brought from home. It was clean. She tossed it into her handbag.

A few minutes later, she took a break from dumping random books she would never read into her two allotted boxes in order to use the office phone to call Ivan.

“It’s over,” she said.

“What is?”

“My job. I was fired.”

“What? That’s crazy! You love that job and you’re good at it. What happened?”

She breathed in. That was it. That was all he needed to say.

“Helena decided that I lied to her. Maybe I did. Anyway, it’s just a stupid job,” she said. “A job is kind of a stupid thing to love.”

“You want to meet somewhere right now?” he asked.

She imagined sitting in a cab with her boxes, on the way home to the place in Astoria that they had sort of backed themselves into, if she was going to be honest. Definitely going to spend some time cleaning that place up. Buy a wine rack. Maybe even build one.

“Stella? Honey?”

“Um. No, I guess I don’t want to meet right now. I don’t need to ask you to do that. Call me when you’re done working, okay?”

She hung up the phone. She felt older and more tired than usual, a little heavier. She felt like someone else. Who was it? She felt like … it was Emily. For a moment, she felt just like Emily. She had believed in someone and that person had hurt her. Wait. She shook it off. She was nothing like Emily. Not right now, anyway. Now she was in love. And what was so bad about being like Emily? She understood that Emily Babson was an earnest person who believed people could be good. There was nothing the matter with that.

She called Ivan back. “I’ve changed my mind. I need you right now. Can you meet me in front of Ladder & Rake? You can help me with my boxes and we can go someplace nice for a fancy drink.”

“Yes, baby. I was just putting on my coat. I’ll be right there.”

Peter, December 2011

Peter knew he was beginning to get past the contest and its bungled outcome when he started to come up with lines that were so bad they made him laugh out loud: Love is simple and sweet and sour as the lemon-caper tuna sandwiches at Pantomime’s.

He figured that he was coming out of mourning and saying goodbye to an awful lot and, further, he imagined that meant he was headed toward something good, soon. On a dark Friday evening, he went and found the zither in the hall closet. He wanted the beautiful thing out of the house.

He walked through the kitchen and down the back steps and all the way to the tip of the dock. He stood in the freezing cold. He watched moonlight glint off the zither’s shiny wooden face. There was no sound save the lapping of the water. He held the zither up and stared at it, enjoying the feel of it in his hand. Then he kneeled down and plunged the instrument into the cold water. He held up his empty hand, white and glowing in front of his face.

He had been sorry when he’d returned from New York a few weeks earlier and said goodbye to Maddie. Anjulee had had her baby and it was time for Maddie to go. He told Maddie he wouldn’t move out to San Francisco with her after all. He had hoped she would say she had always expected that outcome. But instead, she was deeply surprised and hurt and she would not stop crying.

“I can’t keep doing things that are not really my intention,” he said.

He thought she might understand. Instead she was furious at him and she had used the fury to propel herself away from him and Millerton, forever.

He had written Helena a short note, asking to see her soon. Whenever you’re ready, he wrote. She hadn’t written back, or called. He felt it was wrong to push further than that. Though in the past few days, he’d begun to consider reaching out to her again. Soon, he would.

Out on the dock, he told himself he could hear his grandparents. That was possible. Some bits of the book came from them. Some of it was true. Not a lot. But some.

Fifty years ago, where was he? Crying in his room in his parents’ apartment on Third Avenue and Sixty-Third Street while they divorced. And then a few weeks later, quietly watching his grandparents go about their lives during those weeks of vacation. They saw him sitting, doing nothing. They told him to go fishing. He was given a pole. Pointed toward the lake. Don’t drown, Peter. There was a neighbor who owned a canoe he might use. Though maybe there was a hole in it. They weren’t sure. If there was, he ought to learn to patch it—otherwise he’d get wet.

He had managed to patch the canoe himself, using instructions he found in a book in his mother’s old bedroom. He’d caught his grandfather’s attention once he made the canoe float and the old man had gone out fishing with him a few times. They had talked in the canoe. He had done his best to make Peter feel better. At the end of the summer his grandfather had bought the canoe from the neighbor for five dollars and Peter still had it—the very same one.

Sometimes there had been chicken and vegetables for dinner. Pie for dessert. Other times, when they went to sleep early and forgot about him, he’d made himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sat reading in the kitchen. Just as he might this evening, about fifty years later. They were nice old people. Didn’t talk much, but what they did say had been kind, and yes, he’d written down a few things they’d said and some of that had made its way into the book.

At eight in the evening he found that he was still standing there out on the dock. And then he realized he was freezing and turned back toward the house. He saw a car’s headlights glint on the lake and heard the crunch of tires on his gravel driveway.

After a few moments of confusion, he rushed up the path to his back porch to see who it was. The car’s engine went quiet. Maddie? Henry had told him she left town a week ago, for good, without saying goodbye. Maybe it was Henry? Though he would have called first.

He heard the squeak and bang of his front door opening and closing. He found Helena Magursky standing in the kitchen, leaning against the apron sink. She wore a dark overcoat and her arms were folded over her chest.

“Door was unlocked,” she said. “I let myself in.”

He stood still and just stared at her. “I see.”

“Who’d you expect? Mother Teresa?”

“Sophia Loren,” he said with a laugh. “But you’ll do. You’re more beautiful than she is anyway.”

“Please. If that were the case I would have spent my life on yachts instead of in conference rooms. Would’ve got a nice tan.”

He smiled. “You got my note. I’m glad you came.”

“I kept meaning to call. But somehow calling didn’t quite address it. Took me some weeks to get up the courage to drive here. I don’t care about you disappointing me. Too late, like you said. I know what I ought to expect from you. And I’ve been patient.”

Peter smiled and said, “There’s nothing in the book about patience. You decided to leave that out? Keep patience for yourself? It’s your book, Helena. You know that.”

“I think we did put in a bit about patience, actually. But who wants to talk about a book?” she asked. “I meet a guy in a bar and he tells me sob stories about his parents’ divorce and a couple of sad weeks he spent on the receiving end of what he imagined might be some wisdom that his grandparents shared with him. I tell him he could get a book out of it and we sleep together. Wonderful affair, too. One of my absolute favorites. We make his memories into a bestseller. We have a nasty breakup and too many years later, here we are.”

And then she shut up. And she waited. He kissed her once, deeply, and there was a passion there. They were so close to each other now, listening to the pattern of each other’s breathing. Peter couldn’t help feeling how it was different than with Maddie.

He pulled back but kept hold of her hand. “I’ve been unable to stop thinking about you.”

“Peter! Didn’t I just lay out our awful history? I’m not here to try to go backward in time. I’m here because you wrote to me. I liked seeing you in New York.”

He kissed her again, harder.

She said, “It’s true you’ve been on my mind a lot in the past several months. I thought it might be nice to get to know each other again. Neither of us has changed much, so there shouldn’t be too many surprises. But don’t get me wrong. You can’t marry me. You missed your chance for that.”

“How’d you know I was all alone up here?”

She laughed and said, “I have my sources. It wasn’t hard to find out. What did you think? That I would hop in my car and drive here without knowing what to expect? You think I’m some kind of romantic idiot?”

Peter wouldn’t let go of her hand. “Let’s go out on the porch for a moment.”

*   *   *

Peter took Helena to the inn on Sunday for brunch and to introduce her to Henry, who turned out to be in Hudson for the day. It was gray out, so he had Jenny find someone to make a fire and they sat at the big round table in front of the fireplace. They ordered Bloody Marys and omelets and toast. Peter caught Helena making a face at the wallpaper.

“I should tell Henry to remodel?” he asked.

“I didn’t say that.”

“Already critical. And you haven’t even met him.”

“That’s my job,” Helena said. “I do like the fire.”

They watched the fire and then Peter said, “What about the young women? Stella and Emily?”

“Our former editor and her contest winner? They’ll be fine. I fired the one. She kept tripping herself up and banging into things, was what she did. I tried to warn her, but she didn’t listen.”

“That was mean of you,” Peter said.

“No, it wasn’t. She’ll have another job in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“Stop it, Peter. She was out of control. I told her to find the romance and she made a hash of it. Plus, she lied to me. I know what I’m doing. I only say the opposite of what I mean if that’s my intention. Don’t attack my character.”

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be brusque.”

“Damn right you shouldn’t.” But he could see she didn’t love to talk that way, not to him, anyway.

“You know,” Peter said. “My marriage was good. But you’re still the only one.”

“And I’ve had a few other relationships, too. Marriages, too. You can bet on that.” She raised an eyebrow and winked at him. “My daughter thinks I’m crazy. But she’s happy for me.”

Peter sipped his Bloody Mary. “We’d better be gentle with each other.”

Helena shrugged. “We don’t need to be gentle. It’s relaxing being with someone who knew you before you knew yourself. We can’t possibly harm each other now, can we?”

Peter smiled and said nothing.

“I’ll come up here next weekend, too,” she said. “Shake off the week with you. Would you like that?”

“Keep showing up and I’ll amend the book for you.”

Helena raised her eyebrows. “That would be nice, wouldn’t it? But you say that to all the girls.”

“I do,” Peter said. “But if you’ll give me a little help, this time I might actually do it.”

Emily Babson, mid-April 2012

Emily took a few months to be entirely alone and then she went out on dates with different men. None of those dates were good. So she stopped and spent more time doing yoga.

And then, after Valentine’s Day, once she’d perfected her headstand, she started again. She and Eli agreed to file separation papers. She had thought that would be easy. Instead, it was terribly ugly for a few days after her father suggested she consider the value of her contribution to Roman Street Bicycles. And then it was easy again, once she figured out that whatever her share of Eli’s company was worth, it could not be enough to fight over. She suffered the loss of a set of silverware that he said his family wanted. There was an extremely hard night of coming home to find his clothes and the red suede chair she’d never liked gone.

After the holidays, she heard that Eli was as much in Los Angeles as he was in New York. She hoped that he and Jenny were happy together. Well, not exactly hoped. But at least she wasn’t trying to learn more about them. She had thrown away that phone bill.

She went on a date with a man named Jesse Michaelson at the beginning of April. It was a setup. He was a composer who had been Sherry’s TA when she was in college. They’d stayed in touch and he had always asked after Emily, who he’d met once, a decade ago. Sherry said he hadn’t settled down with anyone for some reason, maybe because he was so self-involved. All that music in his head. But maybe you’ll like him, she said. All Emily could think of was how little she knew about music. What would they talk about?

They met outside Carnegie Hall. Jesse had passes for the afternoon dress rehearsal of a quartet from London. They could sit high up in the back where they could whisper. When she looked at him, she thought of a slice of pizza eaten quickly on the street after a cocktail party where there wasn’t enough food. Not glamorous, but good. He wore a white, button-down Brooks Brothers shirt that was so old it was furry, and a green tweed blazer. His nose looked big.