Mark Henry_Amanda Feral 01 (32 page)

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Not missionary, something more exotic.

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It never ceases to amaze me. What
can’t
Judith Lieber do with crystals and a hot glue gun?

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Bitch! That’s coined, right there. Postmortem Elegance.

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Shut up. Bulimia is making a comeback. I’m a trendsetter, remember?

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And by mature, I do mean geriatric, yes, to answer your question.

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But totally desirable. It would look hot on the dance floor, absolutely.

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Which are not fashionable, no matter what they tell you.

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God, I hate Grillz.

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It’s a spice
and
a weapon.

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Or was it My Pretty Pony?

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I don’t really need to say “geek” here, do I?

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No pun intended.

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He was soooo accommodating.

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It’s like he had a time machine and a white trash childhood.

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Celebrity blood donation is quite lucrative. You’d be surprised who’s giving it up for the vamps.

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I’m a total shoe slut. Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik, Christian Louboutin: this is an open invitation. Feel free to run a train on me. The cost? Stilettos, duh.

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The folks at Sanrio are really kicking their adult line up a notch.

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Something about the lack of blood flow.

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Without all the nasty additives you find in city meat.

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I don’t have to tell you, this kind of treatment would not be considered luxury service, by any means.

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No. No paparazzi, either. Yeah. I was glad about that.

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Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. That piss is rank. Good for getting rid of some quick water weight, though. Just a tip.

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The authorities, that is; nothing disrupts business like a vice raid.

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for instructional purposes only!

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I didn’t want to even think what these girls would use
that
for.

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It’s a curse that my sense of smell is so acute. A curse!

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Hey. I’ve always kept mine neat and trim. Don’t go making assumptions.