McNally's luck (16 page)

"I'll convince him," I said, gathering up the letters. "I think you've made the right decision, father."

"Thank you, Archy," he said gravely. "I am happy you approve."

I think he meant it. Irony is not the governor's strong suit.

I was exiting through the outer office when Mrs. Trelawney beckoned me to her desk. My father's secretary is one of my favorite people, a charming beldame with an ill-fitting gray wig and a penchant for naughty jokes. She was the first to tell me the one about the American, the Englishman, and the Frenchman who visit a-but I digress.

"What have you been up to, young McNally?" she said accusingly. "Romancing married women, are you? And if you are, why wasn't I first on your list?"

"I am not," I assured her, "but if I were, you would certainly be first, last, and always. Also, my dear, just what, exactly, are you talking about?"

She looked down at a note she had jotted on a telephone message form. "While you were with your father, you received a call from a Mrs. Irma Gloriana, who demanded to speak to you personally. From her voice I would judge her to be of what is termed a 'certain age.' She insists you phone her immediately. What's going on, Archy?"

"A professional relationship," I said haughtily. "The lady happens to be my acupuncturist."

Mrs. Trelawney laughed and handed me the message. "I'm glad someone's giving you the needle," she said.

I had intended to phone Sgt. Rogoff the moment I was in my office, but this call from Mrs. Irma Gloriana seemed more important and more intriguing. I sat at my desk and punched out the phone number. It was not, I noted, the number of the Glorianas' office on Clematis Street.

My call was answered on the second ring.

"The Glorianas' residence," a woman said sharply. A deep voice, very strong, with a rough timbre. Almost a longshoreman's voice.

"This is Archibald McNally," I said. "Am I speaking to Mrs. Irma Gloriana?"

"You are, Mr. McNally," she said, the tone now softened a bit. "Thank you for returning my call so promptly. Hertha has informed me that you wish to arrange a private seance."

"That's correct," I said. "My understanding is that it would be attended by Hertha, her husband, you, myself, and a friend who accompanies me. Will that be satisfactory?"

"Mr. McNally," she said, and I marveled at that voice so deep it was almost a rumble, "I prefer to meet personally with new clients before making plans. You must understand that many people who apply to us simply cannot be helped by Hertha's unique talents. It saves us a great deal of time-and would-be clients a great deal of money, of course-if we might have an interview during which I describe exactly what happens at our seances, what we hope to achieve, and what we cannot do. I must know what you hope to accomplish. I trust this preliminary screening doesn't offend you, Mr. McNally."

"Not at all," I said. "I can understand why-"

"You see," she interrupted, "we are sometimes approached by people who seek the impossible or who are motivated by idle curiosity and have no real interest in sharing the truth of spiritualism."

"That seems to be a-"

"And there are those who come just to mock," she said darkly. "My daughter-in-law is much too sensitive and vulnerable to be forced to cope with stupid and arrogant disbelief."

"I assure you that-"

"When may I expect you, Mr. McNally?" she demanded.

"I can come over now, Mrs. Gloriana," I said. "I could be there in a half-hour."

"That will be satisfactory," she said crisply. "Please make a note of this address. You should also be aware that smoking is not permitted in our home."

So I made a note of her address, hung up, and immediately lighted a cigarette. I smoked it down before venturing out to meet this termagant with the foghorn voice.

On the drive across the bridge to West Palm Beach I tried to make sense of what Mrs. Irma Gloriana had told me. Her insistence on a preliminary screening of would-be clients seemed suspect. Why should the medium and her entourage question the motives of potential customers? Their ability to pay the tariff demanded would seem to be the only necessary requirement.

But then I realized there might indeed be method to this madness. Mrs. Gloriana wanted to know what I hoped to accomplish at the seance. Suppose

I told her I wished to contact the spirit of Sir Thomas Crapper. Thus forewarned, Irma, Frank, and Hertha could easily discover that the gentleman in question was the inventor of the water closet, and they could call up a ghost familiar with the workings of that justly famed device.

Similarly, these preliminary interviews could reveal names, dates, even intimate personal details that would be of value in convincing a seance attendee that the medium possessed extraordinary psychic gifts.

This was, I admit, a very jaundiced view of extrasensory powers. But at that stage of the investigation I believed a healthy dollop of cynicism was justified. "Innocent until proven guilty" is the cornerstone of our law. But most detectives, myself included, prefer the dictum "Guilty until proven innocent." That's how crimes are solved.

The building in which the Glorianas' condo was located was not as "ratty" as Al Rogoff had described, but it was surely no Trump Plaza either. It had an air of faded elegance, with cooking odors in the hallways and frazzled carpeting.

The matron who opened the door of Apt. 1102 was as I had imagined her: tall, heavy through the hips, but more muscular than plump. There was a solid massiveness about her: a large head held erect on a strong neck. Definitely a dominant woman.

But what I had not been prepared for was her sensuousness, so overt it was almost a scent. It was conveyed, I thought, by her full red lips, glossy black hair as tangled as a basket of snakes, ample bosom, and a certain looseness about the way she moved. It was easy to fantasize that she might be naked beneath her shift, a voluminous gown of flowered nylon.

She shook my hand firmly, got me seated in an armchair covered in a worn brocade. She asked if I would care for an iced tea. I said that would be welcome, and while she was gone I had an opportunity to inspect the apartment-or at least the living room in which I was seated.

It was a dreary place, colors drab, furniture lumpy. It was difficult to believe this was the home of the forthright Irma, the dapper Frank, the delicate Hertha. There was nothing that bespoke luxury, or even comfort. They were ambitious people; this dingy apartment had to be a temporary residence to be endured until something better came along.

Mrs. Gloriana returned with my iced tea-nothing for her-and sat in the middle of a raddled couch, facing me. She wasted no time on preliminaries.

"You believe in spiritualism, Mr. McNally?" she asked.

I took a sip of my tea. It had a hint of mint and was quite good. "Really more of a student," I confessed. "I'm reading as much about it as I can."

"Oh? And what are you reading?"

I mentioned the titles of two of the books Mrs. Gillsworth had lent me.

"Very good," Irma Gloriana said approvingly. "But you must realize they are only instructional. True belief must come from the heart and the soul."

"I understand that," I said, fearing I was about to be proselytized and dreading the prospect. But she dropped the subject of my conversion.

"Hertha tells me you have asked her assistance in finding your missing cat."

"A friend's cat."

"She may be able to help. My daughter-in-law has amazing psychic powers. And did you wish to ask about the cat during the seance?"

"No," I said, "something else. I hope to receive a message from Lydia Gillsworth. I'm sure you knew her and have heard what happened to her."

Her expression didn't change. "Of course I knew Lydia. A sensitive soul. She attended a session here the evening she was killed. A brutal, senseless death."

"Yes," I said, "it was. Do you think there's a possibility that Hertha may be able to contact the spirit of Lydia Gillsworth?"

"There is always a possibility," she said, then added firmly, "But naturally we can offer no guarantees. You wish to ask Lydia the identity of her murderer?"

"Yes, that is what I intended."

"It is worth trying," she said thoughtfully. "Hertha has assisted in many police investigations in the past. With some success, I might add. Our standard fee for a seance is five hundred dollars, Mr. McNally. But that is usually divided amongst several participants. Since only you and your friend will attend, I believe a fee of two hundred dollars will be more equitable. Is that satisfactory?"

"Completely," I said. "And you do accept credit cards?"

"Oh yes. This friend who will accompany you-a man or a woman?"

"A woman."

"Could you tell me her name, please? Numerology is a particular interest of mine, and I enjoy converting names to numerical equivalents and developing psychic profiles."

"Her name is Margaret Trumble."

"A resident of this area?"

Then I was certain she was prying-no doubt about it.

"She is a new resident," I said.

"So many refugees from the north, aren't there?"

If she expected me to divulge Meg Trumble's hometown, she was disappointed; I merely nodded.

"My son tells me you work for a law firm, Mr. McNally."

"Yes, McNally and Son. My father is the attorney."

"But you are not?"

"Regretfully, no," I said, unable to cease staring at her bare neck, the skin seemingly so flawless and tender that it might be bruised by a kiss.

"And what is it you do at McNally and Son?"

It wasn't exactly a third degree. Call it a second degree.

"Research, mostly," I told her. "Usually very dull stuff."

I finished my iced tea, but she didn't offer a refill.

"Did you know Lydia Gillsworth a long time?" she asked.

"Several years. She and her husband were clients. And neighbors as well."

"I have met Roderick Gillsworth. He attended a few of our sessions with his wife. His late wife, I should say. I found him a very intelligent, creative man. A poet, you know."

"Yes, I know."

"He was kind enough to give me autographed volumes of his poems. Have you read his work, Mr. McNally?"

"Some," I said cautiously.

"What is your opinion of his poetry?"

"Ah," I said. Then: "Very cerebral."

"It is that," she said, her deep voice resonating.

"But I believe he is more than an intellectual. In his poems I sense a wild, primitive spirit struggling to be free."

"You may be right," I said diplomatically, thinking I had never heard such twaddle. Roderick Gillsworth a wild, primitive spirit? Sure. And I am Vlad the Impaler.

She rose to her feet, a boneless uncoiling. "I'll try to arrange your seance for later this week, Mr. McNally. I'll give you at least a day's notice. Will that be sufficient?"

"Of course," I said. "I may be speaking to your daughter-in-law before that if she is able to receive additional information about Peaches."

"Peaches?"

"The missing cat."

Unexpectedly she smiled, a mischievous smile that made her seem younger. And more attractive, I might add.

I hesitate to use the adjective "seductive" to describe any woman, but I can think of none more fitting for Irma Gloriana. I don't wish to imply her manner was deliberately designed to entice, but I could not believe she was totally unconscious of her physical allure. But perhaps she was. In any event, she projected a strong and smouldering sexuality impossible to ignore.

"Peaches," she repeated. "A charming name. Is the cat charming?"

"The cat is a horror," I said, and this time she laughed aloud, a booming laugh. "But my friend loves her," I added.

"Love," she said, suddenly serious. "Such an inexplicable emotion, is it not, Mr. McNally?"

"It is indeed," I said, and her final handclasp was soft and warm, quite different from the hard, cool handshake with which she had greeted me.

I drove back to the office trying to sort out my impressions of Mrs. Irma Gloriana. Al Rogoff had initially dubbed her a "tough broad," and I could understand his reaction. But I thought her more than that: a very deep lady whose contradictions I could not immediately ken. I had a sense that she was playing a role, but what the script might be I had no idea.

The first thing I did on my return to the McNally Building was to phone Sgt. Rogoff. He wasn't in, so I left my name and number, requesting he call me as soon as possible.

I then clattered down the back stairs to our real estate department on the second floor. This section of our legal supermarket advises clients on the purchase and sale of commercial properties and raw land. It also assists on negotiations for private homes, helps arrange mortgages, and represents clients at closings.

The chief of the department was Mrs. Evelyn Sharif, a jovial lady married to a Lebanese who sold Oriental rugs on Worth Avenue. But Evelyn was absent on maternity leave (twins expected!), so I spoke to her assistant, Timothy Hogan, an Irishman who wore Italian suits, English shirts, French cravats, and Spanish shoes. The man was a walking United Nations.

I explained to Tim what I needed: all the skinny he could dig up on the Glorianas' Clematis Street office and their condo near Currie Park. That would include rent, length of lease, maintenance, purchase price of the apartment if they indeed owned it rather than renting, and the references they had furnished.

"Are you sure you don't want the name of their dentist?" Hogan asked.

"I know it's a lot of work, Tim," I said, "but see what you can do, will you?"

"What's in it for me?" he asked.

"I won't tell the old man you're peddling Irish Sweepstakes tickets on company time."