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“I’d love that, Mrs. McNally. Thank you so much.”

We walked toward the house. “She’s beautiful,” Theo said. “And so—so
motherly
.”

“Isn’t she,” I agreed. “I just adore sitting on her lap.”

“You’re a nut,” she said, laughing.

“And now for the fifty-cent tour,” I said. “Let’s make it fast because the pangs of hunger are beginning to gnaw.”

I showed her everything: kitchen, father’s study, living and dining rooms, second-floor sitting room, master and guest bedrooms, and my own little suite on the third floor. All the furnishings were of good quality but obviously mellowed. The interior looked as if everything had been inherited, which was exactly the ambience my father had striven to create when he moved up from Miami.

“It’s all so handsome,” Theo said, suitably impressed. “So solid and warm and comfy.”

I didn’t tell her the truth, that everything in the place had been purchased in the past thirty years from decorators, galleries, and antique shops. Our home was a stage set. But it was convincing.

We reboarded the Miata, and I had what I fancied was a minor stroke of genius.

“You know,” I said thoughtfully, “there are many fine restaurants in Palm Beach, but it’s such a scrumptious day, why don’t we take a drive down to Boca Raton along A1A. I know a marvelous place in Boca where we can lunch alfresco.”

“Sounds divine,” Theo said.

So having reduced the possibility of being spotted by one of Connie Garcia’s spies to an absolute minimum, I turned southward. We followed the corniche, and my companion never stopped exclaiming at the glory of the vistas and the wealth displayed by the private mansions and luxury condominiums along the way.

I drove directly to Mizner Park, my favorite mini-mall in South Florida. There we entrusted the Miata to a valet and secured an umbrella table at the Bistro L’Europe. Outdoor dining at Mizner is a charming way to enjoy anything from a boutique pizza to a five-course banquet. But, of course, the main attraction is people-watching.

I cannot recall the exact details of our lunch. I have a vague recollection of sharing an enormous Caesar salad with Theo after we had demolished a duck terrine. I do remember very well that everything I consumed was ambrosial. That may have been due to the full bottle of Beaujolais we finished, but I prefer to believe my pleasure was heightened by being in the company of such a ravishing dining partner.

“Archy,” she said, nibbling on a garlic crouton, “why have you never married?”

I had an oft-repeated response to that. “I am very prone to allergies,” I told her. “Research has shown that more than half of all divorces are caused by one spouse becoming allergic to the other. I just can’t take the chance.”

That sinfully entrancing dimple appeared and she shook her head hopelessly. “You’re a devil,” she said.

“That wounds,” I said. “All I wish to be is your guardian angel. Where are you from, Theo?”

“Michigan,” she said promptly. “Isn’t everyone?”

“During the tourist season one might think so. I understand Michiganders refer to Florida as the Lower Peninsula. Tell me, if a man is a Michigander, is a woman a Michigoose?”

She ignored that antiquated wheeze—and rightly so. “Where are
you
from?” she asked.

“Right here. One of the few residents actually born in Florida.”

“You don’t sound like a native Floridian.”

“I went to prep school up north and then later to Yale.”

I told her the story of why I was booted out of Yale Law and she was mightily amused. “You
are
a devil,” she said, “and I really shouldn’t be associating with you.”

“Perhaps you shouldn’t,” I said boldly. “I understand you’re soon to be affianced.”

She lifted her chin and looked at me coolly. “Maybe,” she said, “and maybe not. I haven’t yet decided. Do you know Chauncey Smythe-Hersforth?”

“Yes.”

“And his mother?”

“I am acquainted with the lady.”

“Then surely you know why I am postponing a decision.”

I said nothing.

“Meanwhile,” she went on, “I am living the way I want to live. I’m an independent cuss. Does my behavior shock you?”

“No, it does not. But it puzzles me.”

“You feel I should leap at the chance of marrying Chauncey?”

“You could do much worse. Me, for instance.”

“Let me be the judge of that,” she said.

“May I ask how old you are, Theo?”

“You may ask but I shan’t answer. Older than you think, I’m sure.”

“Another personal question you may or may not wish to answer: Is your mother living?”

“Yes. My parents are divorced. My mother has remarried and is presently living in San Diego. And now I have a personal question for you: Do you have a ladyfriend?”

“I do.”

“But you’re not faithful to her.”

“Is that a question or a statement?”

She laughed. “A statement. I do believe you’re as selfish as I am.”

“Quite possibly,” I acknowledged. “Theo, would you care for dessert?”

“Yes,” she said decisively, staring at me. “You.”

I sought to quell a slight tremor.

She discussed the logistics of our assignation as calmly as if she were making an appointment for a pedicure. Daddy had driven down to Fort Lauderdale that morning. It was a business trip and daddy would be gone all day. And daddy had promised to phone before he started back to Palm Beach so they could make dinner plans.

In addition, both condos adjoining the Johnsons’ were unoccupied, the owners having gone north for the summer.

“So you see,” Theo concluded, “we’ll have all the privacy we could possibly want.”

“Yes,” I said, tempted to add, “But God will be watching.” I didn’t, of course, since it verged on blasphemy.

We didn’t converse on our return trip to Palm Beach although there were a few occasions when I suspected she was humming. I was simply amazed at her insouciance. She sat upright, smiling straight ahead, shining hair whipping back in the breeze. She looked as if she owned the world, or at least that part of it she coveted.

We arrived at the Johnsons’ condo, and I suggested that since the blood-red Miata was such a noticeable vehicle, it might be more discreet if I parked some distance away. But Theo would have none of that, insisted I park at her doorstep, and led the way inside. And instead of inviting me into a bedroom, she rushed to that hideous cretonne-covered couch in the living room and beckoned. I scurried to her side.

She undressed with frantic and unseemly haste, and all I could think of was a cannibal preparing for a feast of a succulent missionary.

I shall not attempt to describe the rapture of that afternoon. It is not that I lack the vocabulary—you know me better than that—but it is because some events in one’s life are so private that it is painful to disclose them, even if they are pleasurable.

I can only permit myself to record that Theodosia Johnson was all women. Not all woman but all women. She reduced the plural to the singular, multiplicity to one. After knowing her, there seemed no need for another. She was the Eternal Female, capitalized, and at the moment I was bewitched. Not bothered and bewildered—just bewitched.

There was one intimate detail I am forced to reveal because it has a bearing on what was to follow. Theo had a small tattoo of a blue butterfly on the left of her tanned abdomen, almost in the crease of her thigh. It was, to the best of my recollection, the first time I had ever kissed a butterfly.

I returned home too late for my ocean swim—a mercy since I hadn’t the strength—but in time to shower and dress for the family cocktail hour and dinner. My thoughts, needless to say, were awhirl, but I believe I hid my perturbation from my parents. The only discomposing moment came during our preprandial martinis when I eagerly asked my mother, “What did you think of Theo Johnson?”

The mater gave me her sweet smile. “She’s not for you, Archy,” she said.

It was cataclysm time. “Why on earth not?” I demanded.

Her shrug was tiny. “Just a feeling,” she said.

I was subdued at dinner and retired to my quarters as soon as decently possible. I wanted to note the day’s adventures in my journal but was unable. I merely sat rigidly, counting the walls (there were four), and tried to solve the riddle of Madam X.

I was still in this semi-catatonic state when Connie Garcia phoned. Her first words—“Hi, honey!”—were an enormous relief since they signified she had not yet learned of my hegira to Mizner Park with Theo Johnson.

“Listen,” she went on, “seems to me you gabbled about a dinner date this week. When? Put up or shut up.”

“Let me consult my social calendar,” I said. “My presence has been requested at so many—”

“Cut the bs,” she interrupted. “It’s on for tomorrow night at the Pelican Club. I called and Leroy is planning to roast a whole suckling pig. How does that sound?”

“Gruesome,” I said. “I
am
a suckling pig.”

“As well I know,” Connie said. “Around eight o’clock—okay?”

“Fine,” I said. “I’ll even change my socks.”

I realized, after hanging up, that perhaps an evening with the open, forthright, and completely honest Ms. Garcia was exactly what I needed. After an afternoon spent with the disquieting and inexplicable Ms. Johnson, it would be like popping a tranquilizer. Of course after dinner Connie would expect me to expend some energy in her Lake Worth condo, but that prospect didn’t daunt me. I hustled to the medicine cabinet in my bathroom and slid two B-12 sublingual tablets under my tongue.

Wasn’t it John Barrymore who said, “So many women, so little time”? If he didn’t say it, he should have.

Chapter 8

C
HAUNCEY WILSON SMYTHE-HERSFORTH
returned from New Orleans on Thursday morning, and at eleven o’clock he and his mother had a conference with my father. I was not invited to attend. But after it ended the Chinless Wonder came down to my office wearing a grin so smarmy I wanted to kick his shins.

“This is your
office
?” he said, glancing around. “My walk-in closet at home is bigger than this.”

“Most of my work is done on the outside,” I said frostily. “Like going down to Fort Lauderdale to interview Shirley Feebling on your behalf.”

He immediately composed his features into a theatrical expression of sorrow. “That was a terrible thing,” he said, shaking his fat head. “Just terrible. She was a nice girl, Archy. I really liked her.”

I made no response.

“What’s the world coming to?” he demanded rhetorically. “Violence everywhere. Silas Hawkin murdered and now this. A decent citizen isn’t safe on the street anymore.”

I had enough of his profundities. “What’s happening with your letters?” I asked.

The smarmy grin returned. “Your father is going to pull every string he can to get them back from the Lauderdale police. They’re of no use to them, are they? I mean I have a perfect alibi; a hundred people saw me at the convention. Listen, Archy, how much money did Shirley want?”

“She didn’t want any. She just wanted to marry you.”

“She should have known that was impossible,” he blustered, running a finger between collar and neck. “The difference in our class and all that...”

“Uh-huh,” I said. “And what was your mother’s reaction to your proposing marriage to Shirley?”

That deflated him. “Well, uh, in your father’s office she just said, ‘Boys will be boys.’ But when I get home tonight I expect she’ll have more to say on the subject.”

“Yes, I expect she will,” I said with some satisfaction. “Tell me, CW, did Shirl ever say anything about someone threatening her or following her or annoying her?”

“No, she never mentioned anything like that. I think it was a druggie who broke in to rob her. She caught him at it and he killed her.”

“Could be,” I said, waiting for him to say, “She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

“She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time,” he said, keeping his reputation for fatuousness intact. “Well, it was an awful thing, but in all honesty it’s a load off my mind to have that business about the letters cleared up.”

Which I thought was somewhat akin to the classic question: “But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?”

“I can’t wait to tell Theo Johnson,” he went on. “She’ll be so relieved.”

I was as aghast at hearing that as I’m sure you are in reading it. “Good lord, CW,” I said, “don’t tell me you informed your intended fiancée about Shirley Feebling?”

“Of course I did,” he said, stroking that ridiculous pushbroom mustache. “Theo and I promised to be completely frank and honest. No secrets. We tell each other absolutely everything.”

If that were true, I reflected, I better leave for Hong Kong immediately.

I finally got rid of him with a keener appreciation of why Ms. Johnson was postponing her decision to become affianced. The man was a pompous ass, and Theo had the wit to recognize it.

It was then noonish and time to saddle up if I expected to make that delayed trip to Fort Lauderdale. So I grabbed my notes on Hector Johnson’s bank references and went down to our underground garage to embark. It was probably a fool’s errand, I glumly reckoned, and if so I was just the man for the job.

The Miata was cranky on that drive and I realized my darling was badly in need of a tune-up and perhaps a new set of tires. So I didn’t pretend I was competing in the Daytona 500 but took it easy and arrived in Lauderdale a bit after two o’clock. I stopped at a Tex-Mex joint for a bowl of chili hot enough to scorch my uvula and a chilled bottle of Corona. Then I headed for the address of the first reference.

It was easy to find. J.P. Lordsley was a men’s clothier on Federal Highway south of Oakland Park Boulevard. It seemed to be a hip-elegant shop where Hector might have purchased his fancy duds. I admired his chutzpah in supplying the name of a clothing store as a bank reference. I didn’t even bother going in the place.

The second required a little more time to locate. The address of Reuben Hagler was on Copans Road and I drove past twice before I realized it was a hole-in-the-wall tucked into a rather decrepit strip mall half-hidden by dusty palms and tattered billboards. I parked and found a narrow door bearing a sign:
REUBEN HAGLER, INVESTMENT ADVISER
. It was squeezed between the office of a chiropodist and a store selling raunchy T-shirts.

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