Authors: Lucy Ellmann
He washed his face in the frying pan.
He combed his hair with a wagon wheel
And died of the toothache in his heel.
Git out of the way for old Dan Tucker
He’s too late to get his supper
Supper’s over and the dishes washed
Nothing left but a piece of squash.
TURKEY IN THE SNOW
There was a little hen
And she had a wooden foot,
Made her nest
In the mulberry root.
She laid more eggs
Than any hern on the farm,
Another wooden foot
Wouldn’t do her any harm.
Did you ever go fishin’
On a warm summer day
When all the fish
Were swimmin’ in the bay?
With their hands in their pockets
And their pockets in their pants
Did you ever see fishie
Do the Hootchy-Kootchy Dance?
Turkey in the straw
Turkey in the hay. . .
JOE HILL
I dreamed I got the rights to
Joe Hill
last night,
But then he invoiced me!
I said, ‘‘Whoa, Joe, this sure is a lot—’’
He said, ‘‘It’s called a Royalty…’’
BRIDGET HANAFAN: THEÂ RETROSPECTIVE
(exhibition & sale)
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VALENTINES
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PRICES VARY
)
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1. 1979:Â cardboard and pencil (5'' Ã 3'')
2. 1980:Â metal (key) and paper (2'' Ã 1'')
3. 1981:Â chalk on paper (9'' Ã 4'')
4. 1982:Â tinfoil and card (4'' Ã 4'')
5. 1983:Â paper and ink (3'' Ã 4'')
6. 1984: wood (clothes peg) (4'' à ½'')
7. 1985:Â paper and ink (5'' Ã 4'')
8. 1986:Â paper packet containing botanical specimen (seeds) (3'' Ã 2'')
9. 1987:Â fabric and safety pin (6'' Ã 5'')
10. 1988: breakfast cereal (Cheerios), flour glue, paper (approx. 30½'' units; 2'' à 8'')
11. 1989:Â paper and tinsel (7'' Ã 5'')
12. 1990:Â
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dried flowers (daisies) and paper (approx. 5, 2'' diameter; 3'' Ã 3'')
13. 1991:Â (no trace)
14. 1992:Â (no trace)
15. 1993:Â (no trace)
16. 1994: watercolor on paper (4'' à 2½'')
17. 1995:Â
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cellophane packet containing spice (ground cumin) (2'' Ã 3'')
18. 1996:Â metal (bottle top) (1'' diameter)
19. 1997: paper and ink (bus ticket) (2'' à 1½'')
20. 1998: plastic roundel (sink plug) (2¾'' diameter)
21. 1999:Â sheep's wool (carded), button, ink, and card (1 oz.; 1'' diameter; 2'' Ã 2'')
22. 2000:Â paper, Saran Wrap, and pencil (4'' Ã 3'')
23. 2001:Â color Xerox (A4)
24. 2002:Â candy
(
jelly beans), paper and ink (approx. 6; 3'' Ã 4'')
25. 2003:Â breadcrumbs, cardboard, and acrylic (approx. 1 tsp.; 7'' Ã 6'')
26. 2004: papier mâché (heart shape) (3'' à 4½'')
27. 2005:Â paper collage (including recipe card) (6'' Ã 7'')
28. 2006:Â frottage on paper, crayon (3'' Ã 6'')
29. 2007:Â metal (chicken wire) and paper, pencil marks (4'' Ã 4'')
30. 2008: cotton (name tag) (1'' à ½'')
31. 2009: paper and ink, wax (vampire teeth) (2'' à 3''; 2½'' diameter)
32. 2010:Â plastic medallion (4'' diameter)
33. 2011: paper and ink, and tea bag (3'' à 4''; 2½'' à 2½'')
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WORKS IN CLAY
(
PRICES VARY
)
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1. 1994:Â
Mojave Desert footsteps
âseries of 24 fired clay disks. From Hanafan's first solo show (approx. 19'' diameter)
2.
circa
2011:Â 9 maquettes for sculptures in stone
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(approx. 12'' à 16½''; 17'' à 37''; 62'' à 18''; 25½'' à 23''; 36'' à 19''; 23'' à 8''; 2'' à 5½''; 4¾'' à 8''; 9'' à 10'')
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WORKS IN CARDBOARD
(
DATES UNKNOWN
;
PRICES VARY
)
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1. Three-dimensional human torsoâinterlocking grid form
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(19'' à 60'' à 10½'')
2. Reconstruction of children's playpenâcardboard and poster paint (52'' Ã 46'' Ã 34'')
3. Large bas-relief triptych with acrylicâstill life (72¾'' à 140'' à 4'')
4. Self-portrait: three-dimensional faceâgrid form
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(approx. 10'' diameter à 6¼'')
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WORKS ON PAPER
(
DATES UNKNOWN
;
PRICES VARY
)
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1.
Still Life with Cat
âoil pastel (8'' Ã 12'')
2.
Cat and Indian Bedspread
âoil pastel (8'' Ã 12'')
3.
Fern and Bottle
âwatercolor (8'' Ã 12'')
4.
People Pile
âink (13'' Ã 11'')
5. ditto (18'' Ã 12'')
6. ditto (14'' Ã 10'')
7. ditto (13'' Ã 10'')
8. ditto (12'' Ã 10'')
9. ditto (9'' Ã 6''âvertical).
10.
Personal Space
âink (7'' Ã 5'')
11.
Odalisque (after Matisse)
âwatercolor (10'' Ã 12'')
12. ditto
13. ditto
14. ditto
15. ditto
16.
HunterâMr. Marriage
âoil bar (8'' à 10¼'')
17. Drawing for sculptureâcharcoal (10'' Ã 12'')
18. ditto
19. ditto
20. ditto
21. ditto
22. ditto
23. ditto
24. ditto
25. ditto
26. ditto
27. ditto
28. ditto
29.
Monster Eye
âink (6'' Ã 8'')
30.
Self-portrait
âoil pastel (9'' Ã 10'')
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INSTALLATION
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1997:Â
Primordial Egg
âready-made and found materials, white emulsion paint, string, metal pulleys (264'' Ã 349'' Ã 349'')
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COZINESS SCULPTURES
(
A SELECTION
)
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1. 2001:
Creaky Boat in Maine
âfound materials: wooden boat remnants, card, stones, artificial foliage, lighting effects, audio element (approx. 98'' Ã 66'' Ã 53'')
2. 2002:
Twilight Snow
âwooden window-frame, oil paint on canvas, lighting effects, audio element (48'' Ã 30'' Ã 6'')
3. 2003:
Paris café
âfound materials: round metal table and chair, china ashtray, small glass tumbler, audio element (28¾'' diameter; 14'' diameter; à 38'')
4. 2004:
Fall Rain
âwooden window-frame, painted backdrop (acrylic), audio element. (50'' Ã 34'' Ã 9'')
5. 2005:
Infant Coziness
âfound materials: conglomeration of knitwear (baby garments), child's building blocks, buttons, plastic toys, wooden spoon, cardboard box (approx. 27'' Ã 29'' Ã 20'')
6. 2005:
Period Coziness
âfound materials: antique candlestick, clock, inkwell, footstool, doily, teacup and saucer, stuffed cat, chaise longue, paisley shawl, frayed carpet (approx. 86'' Ã 49'' Ã 36'')
7. 2005:
Vacation Coziness
âSand pile, artificial sedge grass, stones, shells, towel, wine bottle, two wine glasses, lighting effects, audio element (240'' Ã 230'' Ã 17'')
8. 2007:
Log Cabin in Wisconsin
âfound materials: eiderdown quilt, feather mattress and pillows, camp bed, partial banister or balcony, lighting effects, audio element (40'' Ã 48'' Ã 67'')
9. 2009:
Spring
âfound materials: wood planks suggesting porch, banister portion, rocking chair and cushion, lighting effects, audio element (120'' Ã 65'' Ã 60'')
10. 2010:
Fireside
âfound materials: table, lamp, chair, book (by Dickens), sherry glass, lace tablecloth, mantelpiece (with imitation fire in fireplace), lighting effects (67'' Ã 72'' Ã 59'')
11. 2011:
Mom's Bed
âsome found materials: cotton stuffing, woolen bedspread, pillows, oversize wooden bed frame, audio element (96½'' à 89½'' à 60½'')
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WORKS IN STONE
(
PRICES VARY
)
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1. 2011:Â
Bradbridge's Widow, Wilson's Wife
âplaster reproduction of the original two figures carved in white sandstone
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(46¾'' à 11'' à 5''; ditto) (originals not available)
2. 2011:Â Five untitled works in sandstone (48'' Ã 18'' Ã 12''; 6'' Ã 5'' Ã 5''; 39'' Ã 9'' Ã 5''; 66'' Ã 48'' Ã 17''; 2'' Ã 2'' Ã 4'')
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All proceeds, minus commission, go to the Bee Hanafan Foundation, which helps women artists by offering them loans and other forms of support.
THE MAN OF FEELING
:
[Did] you know by what complicated misfortunes she had fallen to that miserable state in which you now behold her, I should have no need of words to excite your compassion. Think, Sir, of what once she was! Would you abandon her to the insults of an unfeeling world…?
The Man of Feeling
, by Henry Mackenzie
MELANCHOLY
:
I have always carried a large load of melancholy [
un gran sacco di melanconia
] with me. I have no reason for it, but so I am made and so are made all men who feel and who are not altogether stupid.
Giacomo Puccini
What we think is secondhand, what we experience is chaotic, what we are is unclear. We don’t have to be ashamed, but we are nothing, and we earn nothing but chaos.
My Prizes
, by Thomas Bernhard
COZINESS
:
Think how cosy it must be in its nest.
W. H. Auden
HEROES
:
This is your farewell kiss, you dog.
This is for the widows and children of Iraq!
Muntadhar al-Zaidi
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
The New Colossus
, by Emma Lazarus
But only be good, dear, only be brave, only be kind and true always, and then you will never hurt anyone as long as you live, and you may help many, and the big world may be better because my little child was born. And that is the best of all. . . it is better than everything else, that the world should be a little better because one man has lived—even ever so little better, dearest.