Read Mrs, Presumed Dead Online
Authors: Simon Brett
CHAPTER 22
'I don't know, Theresa seemed sort of anonymous,' said Sue Curle after some deliberation. 'I mean, obviously I knew her, and one sort of went through the motions socially, but it was as if there was something missing in the middle. I mean, I never felt that I got through to her.'
'Did you feel the same, Vivvi?' asked Mrs Pargeter.
'Yes, I suppose I did in a way.' Vivvi Sprake wrinkled her nose up cautiously. 'There was something sort of . . . shut-off about her. I mean, she was perfectly friendly, and very helpful – she fed our cat while we were away in Portugal, and I watered her plants when they were off, that sort of thing – but I don't know, she seemed to be sort of distancing herself all the time.'
'And was that the same when her husband was around? I mean, did it make any difference when he went up North?'
'Don't think it made any difference at all,' said Vivvi. 'Theresa was always like that.'
But she had replied too quickly. Again, Mrs Pargeter was aware of an unusual reaction from Vivvi when the name of Rod Cotton came up. There was something there to be probed further. When the right opportunity arose.
Mrs Pargeter was pleased with the little impromptu coffee party she had arranged. Only Vivvi and Sue. All the other Smithy's Loam second cars had been out that Monday morning when the idea came to her, but Vivvi and Sue had been so surprised by the sudden invitation that neither had had time to make up excuses. If excuses were required. Probably not, Mrs Pargeter surmised. Both women would be sufficiently intrigued to see how she had changed the interior of the Cottons' house to come across the road, anyway.
'What impression did you get, Sue?' she asked, moving the heat away from Vivvi for the time being. 'Do you think Theresa had a weak personality?'
'No, not really. She just seemed to be very self-sufficient, you know, like there was an inner core of her that was completely private and that no one could touch.'
'Hm. And she never gave the impression that she was dissatisfied with her life here?'
'Dissatisfied with her life in Smithy's Loam?' asked Sue Curle, struck by the incongruity of the idea. 'No, why should she be? I mean, she had a husband who was earning a packet. More than that,' she added bitterly, 'she had a husband who didn't keep putting his hand up every skirt he came across.'
Mrs Pargeter flashed a look at Vivvi Sprake. Yes, there was some reaction. Quickly concealed, but it had been there. What had happened between Rod and Vivvi?
'And did Theresa ever have a job herself?' she asked diffidently, still trying to find a way into the secret life of the missing woman.
'I think she did before they were married,' said Vivvi, 'but Rod was old-fashioned about that. Thought it reflected badly on him for his wife to have to go out to work. Anyway, he was coining it, so there wasn't much point. Anything she earned'd only add to his tax bill.'
That put women's independence in its place, thought Mrs Pargeter. She tried a new approach. 'But you don't think Theresa ever wanted anything different? Anything more spiritual? Did she ever talk about values? Or materialism?'
'What is this?' Sue Curle laughed easily. 'Honestly, Mrs Pargeter, it sounds like you're filling out some questionnaire.'
'Sorry. Just a nosy old woman,' she covered up quickly. 'It's just . . . I'm sorry, one does get sort of interested in the people who've lived in a house before you.'
Both Sue and Vivvi looked blank at this idea. Clearly they had no interest in the people who had owned their houses before them. Once their financial and social status had been established, former owners ceased to have any relevance. The residents of Smithy's Loam continued to move in their own selfish circles.
Still, neither of them commented on their new neighbour's eccentricity. 'Actually,' Sue went off on a new tack, 'the reason I thought of questionnaires was that I had some market researcher round this morning . . .'
'Oh, so did I,' said Vivvi. 'Woman with a Welsh accent . . . ?'
'That's right. Asking about marital status and that sort of thing. I was able to air some of my views on the subject of men and divorce.' Sue smiled grimly. 'Seemed quite a sensible woman, I thought.'
Mrs Pargeter took in this information with quiet satisfaction. She felt fairly certain that the Welsh 'market researcher' was Truffler Mason's assistant. Sue Curle's commendation of the woman's views on men and divorce seemed a sufficient pointer.
So that was good. It meant that Truffler's investigations were proceeding. In tracking down the Cottons, he would have to make enquiries in Smithy's Loam and market research was as good a cover as any other. It was also likely that his investigations would incidentally be finding out a few details about the other residents of the close. And such information could be very useful to Mrs Pargeter later in her enquiries.
The only thing wrong was that the Welsh girl should have come to her door, too. Missing her out because she was the instigator of the enquiry was the kind of lapse that could give rise to suspicion. Mrs Pargeter made a mental note to mention this to Truffler when they next spoke.
Although Sue had now drawn attention to her questionnaire approach, Mrs Pargeter saw no reason to discontinue it. Why not keep up the image of a nosy old bat?
'When did you last see Theresa, Sue?'
'Hm?'
'Well, Vivvi, you said she came round to see you early evening of the night she left. And I know she went to see Fiona Burchfield-Brown, too. So I was wondering whether she did a complete circuit of Smithy's Loam, saying goodbye . . .'
'Oh . . .' Sue Curle looked suddenly confused, perhaps even embarrassed. 'I'm not sure . . . '
'It would have been the Monday evening, between six and sevenish. Last Monday. But perhaps you were still at the office . . . ?'
'No,' said Sue hastily. 'No, I was back. Now I remember, yes. Kirsten had to go up to London to some club or other. She was leaving about five, and I had to get back from the office early. That's right, Theresa did just come round briefly to say goodbye.'
'Just "goodbye" . . . ?'
That question got a firm 'Yes'. Mrs Pargeter wondered . . . Something odd there, too . . . So many cross-currents in Smithy's Loam. So many hints that needed picking up. So many half-statements that needed completing. So many details that cried out for investigation.
Still, she must move slowly. As usual, she felt it would be a 'softly, softly' approach that paid off in the end.
'It's strange,' she mused casually, 'how I keep thinking about Theresa Cotton . . . I mean, as you say, she didn't seem to have a strong personality at all, and yet I can sort of feel her presence around the house . . .'
She had floated this just to see what kind of reaction it would provoke, but all she got was more bitterness from Sue Curle. 'She may well have had a very strong personality, who can say? But being stuck at home looking after a house for a husband is not the best way of demonstrating one's personality, is it? But that's the lot of the average woman, even now. Yes, even after all the publicity about Women's Lib and all the great things it's supposed to have achieved, the average woman is still stuck at home, totally eclipsed by her bloody husband.'
'Oh, I wouldn't say— '
'It's true. Might as well be dead as stuck at home in the "mere wife" role. God, life's bloody unfair. Get born with a tassel and you've got an advantage for the rest of your life.'
'I don't think that's always true,' Mrs Pargeter protested. 'I mean, in some relationships, the sexes are completely equal.' That had been the experience of her marriage to the late Mr Pargeter. But then of course she knew she had been exceptionally lucky.
Sue Curle poured scorn on this idea. 'Huh. I'm sorry, Mrs Pargeter, but it's a generation thing. You only say that because your generation was brainwashed into thinking that a girl's main aim in life was to get a husband, and once she'd got one she should spend the rest of her days kowtowing to the selfish bastard!'
Under normal circumstances, Mrs Pargeter would have contested this extravagant generalisation, but she didn't want to deflect the conversation. She was fishing for information and knew that her best catch would come in unguarded statements from her two guests. So she contented herself with a 'Well, maybe you're right.'
'Of course I am,' Sue Curle asserted. 'God, what I'd give to have my time over again! Certainly I'd never get married. Never give any man power over me, oh no. Maybe I'd try exercising a bit of power over them.'
'But I thought you said,' objected Mrs Pargeter reasonably enough, 'that the power came with the tassel, as it were. I thought you said the men had always got the advantage.'
'Oh, they think they have, but that's just a product of another form of brainwashing. You see, even for my generation, marriage and fidelity were still the ideals. But some of the young ones now just don't think that way.'
'I thought this dreadful AIDS business was bringing monogamy back.'
'I don't think it's making that lot change their behaviour much. Anyway, Mrs Pargeter, I'm not just talking about sex. The young are much more prepared to be selfish, just to have a good time, than we ever were. I mean, take Kirsten . . .'
'
Your au pair
?'
'Yes, her life is completely dedicated to pleasure. She goes out with men if she chooses to, but ensures that they pay for everything. And she spends the rest of her time buying clothes or going to clubs or sending off endless bulky letters to friends in Norway.'
'I thought she was over here to be helping you and learning the language.'
Sue Curle tossed her head back. 'Huh. And huh again. In fact, huh on both counts. She's useless. It's like having another child around. I have to go around tidying up after her. She won't even pick up a pair of her own dirty tights.'
'Well, can't you get rid of her?'
'Oh yes, sure, I could. But, honestly, it's hardly worth it. For a start, I haven't got time to traipse round looking for a replacement at the moment. And, anyway, she goes back to Norway for good in a couple of months. I'm just hoping that between now and then I'll be able to sort something out. The trouble is, having just gone back to work, time is at a premium.'
This thought prompted her to look at her watch, but before she could say it was time to be off, Mrs Pargeter asked, 'Where does Kirsten get the money to buy all these clothes? I didn't think
au pairs
were paid that much . . .'
'No, they're not. Must have rich parents, I suppose.' Then she looked again at her watch. 'Sorry, I must be off now. I've got to be in the office this afternoon, and I haven't sorted out anything for the kids' supper yet.' .
'Doesn't Kirsten even do that?'
This was greeted with another 'Huh'. Sue went on, 'I don't know why people go on having
au pairs
. All I hear from my friends is a long history of disasters. Anorexia, pregnancies, drugs, boyfriends – ugh! I don't think I've heard of anyone who's had a happy experience with an
au pair
.'
'I have heard,' said Mrs Pargeter mischievously, 'of one or two husbands who have.'
Sue Curle grinned wryly. 'Yes. Right. That just about says it all, doesn't it? Another triumph for the tassel.' She picked up her handbag. 'Look, I must be off. Thanks very much for the coffee. It was a really nice break.'
'I should be going, too,' Vivvi Sprake agreed, perhaps too quickly, after Sue had disappeared up the front path. She didn't seem to want to be left alone with her hostess.
'Oh, I'm sure you don't have to rush, Vivvi. I did just want to ask you about something . . .'
'Oh. What?'
For a moment Mrs Pargeter was thrown. Then she remembered her good old stand-by excuse. 'About gardeners . . .'
Yes, about gardeners first. And then about Rod Cotton . . .
'Oh. All right.' Vivvi put her handbag down. She didn't look very happy about it, but she knew she couldn't rush off without actual rudeness.
'Yes, Vivvi. What I wanted to ask was— '
But then the telephone rang. Just at the wrong moment. It let Vivvi Sprake off the hook. As Mrs Pargeter went to answer it, her guest said hastily, 'Look, sorry, I really must dash. Didn't realise it was so late. We'll talk about gardeners another time – OK?'
And she was out of the front door before Mrs Pargeter had picked up the receiver.
How infuriating!
'Hello?' said Mrs Pargeter into the phone.
'Mrs Pargeter? It's Keyhole.' His voice was tense and subdued.
'Oh?'
'I did it last night. Like you asked.'
'Oh yes?'
'And I'm afraid you was right.'
'Oh dear,' said Mrs Pargeter, reaching for a chair to support herself. 'Oh dear, oh dear.'
CHAPTER 23
'Tell me what happened, Keyhole,' she said.
'Job went easy. No problem. Sorted things out in the nick . . .'
'Wasn't that difficult?'
'No. Like I said, done it before. You know, wedding anniversaries, that kind of special occasion . . .'
'Yes.'
'Mind you, of course, any celebrations have to be on the, sort of, domestic side. Can't really take the missus out for a nice meal, or up West for a show, you know, bit risky, that.'
'I'm sure. But, last night . . .'
'Oh yeah. Right. Last night. Well, as I say, no problem getting out of the nick. In many ways it's easier, really, doing it after we've all been locked in. Screws aren't looking out for trouble. They, like, relax their vigilance. I mean, during the day they—'
'Yes.'
The tension in Mrs Pargeter's voice got through to him, and Keyhole Crabbe speeded up his narrative. 'Anyway, outside the prison, met up with my mate all right. He'd got the car and organised the gear, skeleton keys and that, and off we go to Worcester. No problem finding the place. We done our homework and knew exactly where to go. Blooming great warehouse, it was.'
'What was the security like?'
'Nothing to worry about.'
'You mean there wasn't any?'
'Oh no. They got a couple of blokes with dogs come round, you know, patrol every hour or so. And they got these alarms on the doors and windows. But my mate's sussed it all out beforehand, so we don't have no difficulty.'
'And no problem getting into the depository?'
'No. Three locks, all dead easy. Could've done them with a piece of soggy macaroni.'
'And inside?'
'Bloody big, I'll say that – pardon my French. All these blooming great containers. That could've been a problem . . . you know, so many of them . . . not knowing where to look, that sort of number. Could've spent a long time going through everything in a big place like that. Heavy gear to move, and all.'
'But you managed?' Mrs Pargeter urged him on.
'Yes. Like I say, my mate's good. He'd done his research on the inside of the place, too. Took me straight to the right container.'
'So you started to unpack it?'
'Yeah. Glad there was two of us. Half weigh a lot, wardrobes and that.'
'Yes?' Mrs Pargeter was finding the tension unbearable. 'So where was it? What did you find?'
'You was right. It was in the freezer.'
'Oh.'
'That was locked, and all. No problem there, though . . .' He seemed to be slowing down again, unwilling to continue with his story.
'Come on, Keyhole. Tell me what you found.'
His voice was thick and low as he continued. 'We open the freezer. There's this something wrapped in polythene . . . Heavy. We pull it out. We unwrap it. And yes, it's a body.'
'I'm sorry,' Mrs Pargeter murmured. 'I'm very sorry to have put you through that.'
'Don't worry. You had warned me, tipped me the wink, like. Not as if it was a complete surprise.' He swallowed noisily down the line. 'Nasty, though.'
'Yes. And I suppose, having been in there more than a week . . .'
'Wasn't too bad from that point of view, Mrs Pargeter, actually. Tightly wrapped in the polythene, good seal on the freezer lid, wasn't in too bad a state.'
'Good.' Mrs Pargeter hesitated, unwilling to have her next, inevitable question answered. No way round it, though – had to be asked. 'And who was it, Keyhole . . . ?'
'A woman. About forty. Fully clothed. Red hair.'
Poor Theresa Cotton. Now the anxieties and uncomfortable speculations of the last few days had been proved real, Mrs Pargeter felt weak and drained. Tears, she knew, were not far away. Tears for a woman she had only met a couple of times, but whose murder seemed to dispossess her more than the deaths of friends who had been much closer.
'Tell me, Keyhole,' she murmured. 'Was there anything else in the polythene? Or in the freezer?'
'All we found was a tie. Man's tie. Some school's Old Boys . . . cricket club . . . something like that, anyway. That was what did it.'
'She was strangled?'
'Yes.'
'Any other wounds on her?'
'Not that we could see. No blood on her clothes, nothing like that.'
'No.' That at least suggested that the attack had been a surprise. A quick death. Mrs Pargeter tried to comfort herself with the thought.
'So what did you do, Keyhole?'
'Like you said, Mrs Pargeter. Wrapped the body up, just as it had been. Back in the freezer. Freezer back in the container. All the rest of the furniture put exactly where we'd moved it from. No one'll know we been in there.'