Read Murder Melts in Your Mouth Online
Authors: Nancy Martin
“C
ici, how delightful to see you.” I crossed the carpet and aimed a kiss past her powdered cheek, hoping to derail her first line of questioning. “I thought you might let me have a few party details for my column.”
She carried a clove cigarette that glowed in the long ebony holder poised between her skeletal fingers. Her voice was froggy from years of smoking. “Of course, darling, anything you like. Don't you look chic! I love Galanos!”
Unlike her husband, Cici wore an oversized pair of round, thick-framed black glasses that magnified her eyes and gave her the appearance of a long-limbed insect. A very well-dressed insect, of course. The rhinestones on her glasses matched the clustered diamonds in her earlobes.
“Coming from you,” I said, “that's either a great compliment or a bald-faced lie.”
“I never lie,” she declared. “Did you know Galanos started out here in Philadelphia? I have several dresses he designed. More formal than that one, of course. He worked best in ball gowns, don't you think? Doesn't he do draping like nobody else?” She plucked at the pleats around my waist. “And you wear it so well. Why didn't you marry my nephew, Nora, dear? You'd make such a beautiful couple.”
If there was one person in the world I hated more than Jamie Scaithe, I couldn't think who it could be. He'd tortured me by selling drugs to my husband and topped it off by suggesting I should marry him only a few months after Todd's death.
But I liked Cici, and so I lied. “I guess the timing wasn't right.”
“Hm.” She skewered me with a knowing stare. “Well, it's a damn shame. You'd bring some class into Jamie's life. God knows he's a perfect shit. Will you do the place cards?”
“Of course.” I took a quick glance through the vellum cards and saw that most of the guests were Philadelphia grandes dames who'd known one another since trading silver rattles in their cradles. The only trick was keeping separate the ones who'd shared husbands or lovers.
Cici said, “Elena Zanzibar was supposed to come early to help with the seating chart, but she fell down a flight of stairs yesterday.”
“She fell?” I remembered seeing Elena's bruises. They hadn't looked like injuries from a fall. Nor did she try to explain them away by concocting a story. But I assumed she didn't want her friends to guess the truth.
“Yes, it sounded awful. Look through those cards while I choose something to wear, will you? And find a way to keep Pootsie Burke and Rondanelle Panoline apart, okay? I heard they wore the same dress to a fund-raiser and aren't speaking at the moment.”
“Did you speak to Elena yourself?”
“Yes, poor thing. It's hell getting old. At her age, she should install one of those chairlifts so she doesn't go splat some night on her way to the kitchen for a snack. Come into my closet, Nora. Tell me if this is the most outrageous idea for a party you've ever heard.”
She tamped out her clove cigarette in a Baccarat ashtray and pulled me through the double doors into the vast space where she kept her wardrobe.
Cici's closet was larger than most living rooms. Twin crystal chandeliers sparkled at the ceilingâthe bulbs were soft pink to flatter elderly complexionsâand cabbage rose wallpaper glowed on the walls. Racks of clothes ringed the spaceâorganized by color from white to black with the entire spectrum in between. Shelves and drawers for sweaters and sportswear lay beneath a white marble counter that ran twenty feet from end to end.
Today, six round tables had been set up in the center of the room, each laid with eight place settings, bowls of flowers and short candlesticks. Suitable decor for a ladies' luncheon. Each upright gilt chair had been festooned with a rose-colored ribbon to match the wallpaper.
Four slipper chairs stood in a row in front of the clothing, each with a fabulous couture dress artfully displayed on it.
“The party is a brilliant idea, Cici,” I said. “Who wouldn't want to see your closet? And raising money for women who need suitable clothes to get started in businessâit's simply genius.”
“My friends were the first to plunk down a thousand bucks apiece to take a gander at my underguchies. We sold out of tickets in one day. I wish I had room for more tables. We could have raised a fortune.”
“It's a good cause,” I insisted. “And a terrific opportunity to show off your collection. Next year you should set up a tent in the garden to accommodate more tables. Then you could give tours in here. I bet Dilly Farquar would kill to play the tour guide.”
Cici stared at me. “By gum, that's brilliant. You're a wonder, Nora.”
“Well, I'm starting to understand fund-raising in a whole new way.”
“You have so many talents!” She grinned and waved around the whole closet. “What do you think? Prime stuff, right?”
I couldn't resist taking a short tour. On one rack hung a dozen white shirtsâall custom-made. On anotherâskirts by designers who used the finest fabrics. I noted an unmistakable Roberto Cavalli print, another chiffon that screamed Carolina Herrera. One rack held nothing but black trousersâsilk, twill, wool and everything in between. A lit, glass-fronted case displayed immaculate cashmere sweaters in every imaginable color. And racks and racks of shoes, of course. There must have been fifty pairs of slingbacks, not to mention sandals, pumps and slides of every description. The Chinese red soles of Christian Louboutin were particularly distinctive.
But her collection of couture gownsâeverything from a Lagerfeld Beaux Arts masterpiece with a dozen layers of carefully shredded lace, to a series of understated Bill Blass dresses that had surely been worn to inaugurations as well as society ballsâthat's what took my breath away. Every one was perfectly hung on a padded hanger and stuffed with nonacid paper to maintain its feminine contours. I held on to the handle of my handbag with both hands to stop myself from caressing each of them.
It was the work of a lifetime. If you could call it work.
“It's all so beautiful, Cici.” I turned to her. “What would you think of filming a video tour we could run on the newspaper's Web site?”
“A video tour?”
“Yes, I have a cameraman coming. You could walk me through, and we could talk about the clothesâjust five or ten minutes. If we gave people a sense of what you have here, you could sell hundreds of tickets next year.”
Doubtfully, she said, “And who would watch this video?”
“People on the Internet.”
“You mean pornographers?”
I laughed. “The Internet's not all about sex, Cici. Although it seems that way, doesn't it? No, I think our online readers would love a glimpse of your lifestyle.”
“I get e-mail, but I don't understand the Internet completely.” She considered my proposal for a moment, then peeped a smile at me. “It sounds like fun! And you know I love to show off. Why else would I have a party like this one? But you wouldn't play the video before today's party, would you, Nora? I'd hate to spoil things for my guests.”
“It won't run until the weekend, I'm sure.”
“Let's do it! But I'd better get dressed first. Standing next to you, I'll look like an old frump.” Cici examined me from behind those big eyeglasses. “But you wear that little number better than your grandmama could have. Who does your alterations?”
I gave her the name of one of Lexie's findsâa young woman who had studied in Paris and was working on becoming a full-fledged designer on her own. She was a meticulous, yet creative, seamstress.
Cici nodded approvingly. “Yes, she does some work for me now and then, too. I seem to be losing my ass, and no amount of exercise can get it back.” She put one hand on one buttock and jiggled. “See? Pretty soon I'll have to jettison half my wardrobe. All the tight pants, at least.”
“You look terrific,” I said. “So do all the clothes.”
“Well, I have Jennifer to thank for that, of course. She organized all of this for me. Last year, I couldn't find half my thingsâand now it's all beautifully arranged. She's an angel.”
At the mention of her closet manager, I perked up. “Where is Jennifer? I thought she'd be here today for sure.”
“Yes, she deserves a lot of the credit. I'm always throwing things on the floor, but Jennifer's like a curator. She had some kind of family emergency and had to cancel. A crying shame, right? That she can't take a bow today, of all days.”
“I'm so sorry to hear she's not here. You got Jennifer from Muriel Cavendish, didn't you?”
Cici began to flick through hangers to choose something to wear. “I sure did. When Muriel died, I snapped her up. Doubled her salary to make it worth her while. Then we started on this project. Can you believe it took us over a year to build and organize this closet?”
“It's clearly a labor of love. Has Jennifer ever talked about her work for Muriel?”
Cici's eyes narrowed behind her round glasses. “Why do you ask?”
“Hoyt's death has certainly raised a lot of questions about the Cavendishes.”
“What's your particular question?”
I blushed. “I know I'm being very rude, Cici. I should keep my mouth shut and ignore what's happened. But I have aâa friend who's been questioned about Hoyt's murder.”
“Lexie Paine.”
“Yes. The police are totally wrong to suspect Lexie, of course.”
“Still waters run deep. With you, that is.” Cici continued to study me. “Working for a living seems to have done you a lot of good, Nora. You've developed some drive. As for Lexie, well, she comes from a high-strung family. Her motherâyou know all about her temper and her love affairs and whatnot. I wouldn't be surprised if Lexie didn't have a few genes thatâ”
“Lexie's completely innocent,” I said firmly. “I wondered if Jennifer might know something that might help exonerate her.”
“You think Jennifer knew something about Muriel?”
“Muriel and Hoyt. And anyone else who wasâ¦intimate with them.”
If Cici knew the truth about Hoyt's true gender, her years of good manners enabled her to keep a completely bland face. She said, “Muriel and Hoyt had their problems. We all knew that. Their boyâsuch a darling child, but he was troubled. They did everything to help himâgood schools and whatnot. I'm sure he was a terrible strain.”
“Yes,” I murmured.
“Their marriage endured that, and more. You learn to live with your husband's frailties, don't you?”
From the knowing, sidelong glance she sent me, I knew she referred to Todd and his drug addiction as well as my father's assorted misbehaviors. But I resisted her subtle attempt to draw me out on either subject. “Did Hoyt have frailties?”
“All men do.” She waved one thin hand to include half the human population. “Most of them, we learn to live with. Mind you, Hoyt never made a pass at me. I'm a foot taller than he was, of course, when I wear my heels. And I wear heels at all times, you know. But Jennifer mentioned⦔ She hesitated. “I suppose I'm gossiping now.”
To keep her talking, I prompted, “Hoyt had affairs?”
“I don't know how many. But Muriel confided in Jennifer once that Hoyt was being hassled.”
“Hassled?”
“To buy a woman's silence.”
“I don't know what you mean, Cici. Was he supporting a mistress? Or paying blackmail?”
Cici sighed. “That's such an ugly word, isn't it? Blackmail? But I got the distinct impression Hoyt needed to pay off a lady to save his marriage. Muriel was crushed, nearly inconsolable. Jennifer stayed with her for a week while Muriel mourned. But she snapped out of it, eventually. Hoyt must have made it up to her. She had beautiful jewelry.”
“Who was the woman?” I asked. “Do you know who Hoyt was seeing?”
Cici shook her head. “Someone young, that's all I know.”
“Do you really think it was a love affair? Or maybe something else?”
“What else is there?”
From a rack of beautiful daytime outfits, Cici selected a chiffon pants suit in a creamy taupe color. To dress, she stripped down to her matching La Perla bra and panties right in front of me. She had no scars that hinted at cosmetic surgery of any kind. Her body was lithe from years of sports, strict dieting and lots of cigarettes. The suitâa column of chiffon that fell straight from her shouldersâemphasized her elegant height and slender build. To conceal the less-than-youthful skin of her throat, the face-framing collar of the suit fitted up under her chin.
Cici turned a key and slid open a wide drawer full of jewelry. A light automatically came on, and the gold, silver and gems sparkled beneath her fingertips. She selected a long rope of graduated pearls and put them around her neck. They draped to the middle of her sternum.
At last, she stepped into a pair of white mules with four-inch heels, then walked to the three-paneled mirror. As soon as she arrived at the mirrors, a bank of pinkish lights popped onâtriggered by the motion of her walk. She studied her reflection critically and made minor adjustments to her sleeves.