My Fair Godmother (10 page)

Chapter 8

I looked around, blinking at the things that seemed familiar and yet so new. Relief engulfed me, and then surprise. “Hey, everything’s still in focus and I’m not wearing my contacts.”

Chrissy shrugged. “Yes, well, that’s one of those side effects of magic that I warned you about. After people live through a couple of wishes they almost always see things more clearly.”

I went over to my bed, ran my hand across the soft comforter, and sat down. Now that I was safely back home all the questions that I’d thought of over the last few weeks rose to the surface of my mind. “Where were the real Cinderella and Snow White while I was being them? And how come everyone thought I was them even though I still looked like me whenever I saw myself in a mirror?”

Chrissy took her sunglasses from her purse and slid them over her eyes again. “I gave the real Cinderella and Snow White lovely vacations in Costa Rica, and everyone thought you were them because the magic made it seem that it was your face that had always been the face of Cinderella or the face of Snow White.” She took the 132/431

wand from her purse and said, “As much as I’d like to stay around chatting about the intricacies of magic, I’ve got to go find your prom date.” She glanced down at her watch, “And get ready for a party.” Glittering lights sparkled up and down her length, then the next moment she’d disappeared altogether and I was alone in my room.

I sat on my bed for a moment longer. The clock on my dresser read 10:00, but it felt like I’d been gone for years. I wanted to find my parents—and even Jane—throw my arms around them, and tell them I’d missed them.

Of course I couldn’t do it, especially not looking like I did. I took off my Snow White dress, grabbed some clothes from my dresser, and darted into the bathroom.

The beautiful, marvelous, completely modern bathroom.

I must have stood in the shower letting the warm water run over me for a good twenty minutes before I even picked up the shampoo bottle. And then I nearly cried when I did. Shampoo instead of that hard, bad-smelling soap. It made bubbles in my hair. Could anything be more wonderful?

As it turned out, I discovered many things that were. I put creamy, soothing hand lotion on my hands that were still chapped and blistered from my days as Cinderella. I found my parents just as they were about to turn in for 133/431

the night and gave them both big hugs. My mother smelled of a mixture of her perfume and hairspray. I’d missed that smell.

My dad’s embrace felt so secure. This more than anything convinced me I was really home. No memories of wicked stepmothers in all their evil glory could bother me while my dad was around. With that one hug they vanished back into the pages of fiction.

Jane was talking on the phone with Hunter, so I didn’t say anything to her, and she averted her eyes when she saw me. I flipped the lights on and off in the kitchen just because I could. Ditto for the water in the sink. My reunion with the refrigerator was especially touching.

I stood in front of it staring at the many contents and felt tears press against my eyes. Cold milk and leftover pizza. Yogurt, jam, oranges, lunchmeat, and little pre-packaged slices of American cheese. I didn’t know what to eat first.

Jane walked into the kitchen to return the phone to its cradle and saw me crying in front of the fridge. “What’s wrong?” she asked in a tentative voice, like she was afraid of the answer.

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baby. “Can you believe how light and soft this is?” I asked Jane. “There’s no gritty little hard pieces in it.” She didn’t answer, just watched as I grabbed the ice cream from the freezer. I kissed the carton, set it down on the table, and grabbed a bowl. I served myself two large scoops, which I ate in between nibbling on everything else.

Jane looked at me then said, “I see,” in this prim sort of way like she was psychoanalyzing me, but I didn’t even care.

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She took hold of my wrist and her eyebrows drew together in concern. “What happened? How did your hands get like this?”

“Um . . .” I’d hoped no one would notice them until after they’d healed. I stuttered for another moment then said, “I guess I forgot to wear gloves a few times while I weeded the backyard.”

As soon as I said it, I felt something cold and slippery filling my mouth. How could this be? I thought the whole no-lying rule was only for the Middle Ages, but something was definitely squirming on my tongue and 135/431

Mom was just not going to understand if I upchucked a snake on the kitchen floor.

I sprinted past her to the guest bathroom, slammed the door shut, leaned over the countertop, and spit out a toad. There is nothing as repulsive as having a live toad sitting in your mouth. I’ve heard they’re not really as slimy as they look, but tell that to my tongue. I spent the next few minutes spitting into the sink and trying to wash the amphibian taste out of my mouth. The toad hopped around the counter and repeatedly tried to jump through the mirror.

My mom knocked softly on the door. “Are you all right?”

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

From the kitchen I heard Jane say, “Well, what did she expect after she ate all of that junk last night? No one can fill up on pastrami and ice cream and not have it take its toll.”

Thank you for those words of advice, Jane.

I cupped the toad in my hands—and even this was gross— rushed past my mother to the back door, and then before she could follow me to see what I was doing, I dropped it on the lawn.

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did this, Mom and Jane peered in through the doorway at me.

“Why did you just run outside?” Jane asked.

I didn’t answer her question.

“Are you sure you’re all right?” Mom asked.

“Yeah.” I wiped my hands on a towel. “I’m just going to go upstairs and brush my teeth.” Multiple times.

My mother let the subject drop, but Jane kept sending me sharp glances like she thought I was plotting some sort of revenge.

To tell you the truth, though, I wasn’t thinking about the whole Jane and Hunter drama even though she was with me again—a constant reminder of her betrayal. It seemed like I’d dated Hunter so long ago. When my mind turned from the wonder and comforts of my world—and I was seeing everything around me like I’d never seen it before—it was only to think about the fact that magic still existed here too. I’d proved that when I’d spit up a toad.

The fairy spell was still on me and would be until Chrissy fulfilled her part of the bargain and got some princely guy to ask me to prom. In between working on my homework, I daydreamed about this mystery guy.

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would ask me for directions to the high school because he was going to start school there.

At 4:30 Emily called me. “Did you hear about Tristan?”

Tristan. I hadn’t thought about him or the swimsuit incident in so long. It was odd to think that in this world it had just happened yesterday. “No. What’s up with Tristan?”

“He disappeared last night. He was in his room and when his parents went to tell him to turn off the light he was gone. Vanished. Just like that—from his own house.”

“Disappeared?” A sick, horrible feeling gnawed at my stomach.

“His parents have called all his friends and no one knows what happened to him. Tristan’s room is on the second floor and his parents were downstairs in their living room the whole time with the doors locked. So the police say he must have climbed out the window on his own—I guess it would have been hard for a kidnapper to scale the wall and carry him off that way, but still—can you imagine Tristan running away?” No, Tristan wasn’t the type to run away. I’d never heard that he didn’t get along with his family. In fact, they came to every track meet to cheer him on. And Tristan was so responsible. He cared about his grades.

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Did a person who’d put that much effort into school just take off without explanation?

It didn’t make sense.

Then I remembered that Chrissy had volunteered to turn Hunter into a frog. She hadn’t said the same about Tristan, had she? Had I even told her about Tristan and the swimsuit thing? I couldn’t remember.

After I hung up with Emily, I stood in the middle of my room and hissed out, “Chrissy!” several times. I was afraid that she wouldn’t come for days and by that time Tristan could have been eaten by—well, whatever unfortunate creature in the food chain was designated to eat frogs.

Nothing happened. I kept calling Chrissy’s name, all the while hoping that Emily would call me back and tell me Tristan had come home, it was all a mistake, he hadn’t been missing at all. That didn’t happen either, but after a few minutes a fountain of sparkles erupted in my room, and then there she was, decked out in a black cocktail dress complete with spiky black heels and a sequined handbag.

She put one hand on her hip and eyed me over in a disappointed fashion. “You really need to develop some patience. Do you think princes just appear spontaneously every time you make a wish? These things take time, you know.”

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“I didn’t call you here to talk about princes.”

“Good, because frankly I was getting tired of all that whining.” She smoothed down the front of her dress.

“What do you think of my new outfit? It’s to die for, isn’t it—and you’ll never believe the bargain I got on these shoes. They were such a good price I had to buy some in yellow too, and I don’t even own a yellow dress. Well, not yet anyway.”

“Look, do you know anything about Tristan Hawkins disappearing? Because I distinctly remember telling you that I didn’t want you to turn anybody into a frog.”

“Oh, that.” She flipped her hair off her shoulder in an unconcerned manner. “Of course I didn’t turn him into a
frog
. He was much too nice for that.” The way she said it confirmed my fears. I grasped hold of the front of my shirt in an attempt to keep my heart from pounding its way out of my chest. “But you turned him into something else?”

“Not yet; I’m still in the process.”

“In the process?”

“Of turning him into a prince.”

“What?”

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the Middle Ages with the instructions that I would bring him back after he became a prince. Your orders.” She gave me a bemused shrug of her shoulders. “I don’t understand it. He’s been there for months and he’s not even a knight yet. I really expected more of him.”

“He’s been there for months?” I gasped out.

She let out a sigh. “I’ve explained the time thing to you before. One hour here equals a week back—”

“Yes, I understand the concept. What I meant was that you’ve got to bring him back right now. You can’t just zap people from their bedrooms and drop them into the Middle Ages.”

“I can if you ask me to,” she said with a smile.

I shook my head. It felt like the room was closing in on me. “I never asked you to do that.” She opened her purse, pulled out the scroll and unrolled it. “You said you wanted a prince type of guy. That leaves emperors, czars, and dictators. I thought it would be easiest just to turn him into a prince.”

“That’s not what I meant!”

She lowered the scroll from her face. “Then I guess you need to learn to articulate better.” I let out several deep breaths and tried to think about this logically. Which was very hard to do since I could feel myself sliding into a full-blown panic. Tristan was missing. He’d been in the Middle Ages for months and it 141/431

was my fault. “Okay, if my wish sent him there, then how about I just wish that you bring him back?” She rolled the scroll up and placed it back in her purse. “You’ve already used up all of your wishes. First you wished to be Cinderella, then Snow White, and lastly you wished to send Tristan to the Middle Ages to become your prince.”

I clenched my hands into fists. “No, that was the same wish that you just messed up a bunch of times!”

“Hopefully he’ll accomplish the whole prince thing by this prom,” she said as if she hadn’t heard me at all. “But if not, don’t worry. You didn’t specify which prom and there are a lot of other guys I could send to medieval times to make their fortune. Eventually one of them is bound to become a prince, right?”

“No,” I said. “You can’t do that. You have to bring—,” but she didn’t listen to the rest of my sentence.

With a flash of light, she disappeared.

Chapter 9

I stood there for several more moments, just gasping at the empty space in my room. I called her name. I demanded she come back. I even stomped my foot, but she didn’t return. And every minute I stood here, Tristan was back in the Middle Ages experiencing—how much time exactly? Every ten minutes that went by here was more than a day there. Four hours was a month. I didn’t have any time to spare, and yet I had no idea how to bring him back.

I paced the room for probably a complete day in Tristan’s time, and then decided that if I couldn’t talk to Chrissy, I could at least try to talk to the leprechaun.

Maybe as an ex-assistant he had some leverage on Chrissy and could make her undo the last wish.

I looked around the house in places I thought a leprechaun might be—under the beds, in drawers, hiding in the kitchen cabinets. I remembered Chrissy had said something about him playing poker with the computer gremlins so I did a thorough check of all the computers.

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whispering. “I need to talk to you. It’s urgent.” I checked another bush. “Clover? Where are you?” I peered around a tree and saw Jane standing there, eyeing me suspiciously. “What are you looking for?”