My Mother Wore a Yellow Dress (4 page)

I fell into the school routine. Lunchtime was always a welcome incursion into the monotony of one's day, not least because a half-hour of freedom followed.

The playground was heaven for most of us. I learned to recognise those souls for whom it was purgatory, a
thirty-minute respite from the headmaster, whose ire they'd called down upon themselves that day. They stood apart from us, cowed and with faces red from crying.

So far I had only experienced Master Bradley from the safety of Miss's room. Often we'd hear him shouting, then the sounds of the horrid slaps followed by the shrill screams of the victim. Miss would cross herself then and ask us to say a silent prayer. In the playground I saw the damage that had been done, and it was ugly.

My classmates and I lived in fear of crossing the tragic boundary between P4 and P5, between paradise and hell. All too soon I would know the ghastly truth, but for now we skipped, hopped and jumped with caution. Our hair slides and bows came undone, and our eyes and noses grew runny with exertion. We were permitted these lapses in decorum; all too soon we'd be returning to the discipline of the classroom. All too soon we'd hear Miss blow her whistle, followed by the hollow clapping of the Master's hands. Fun was over.

Looking back, I see that those first four years of childhood were easy. I none the less had no great urge to go to school. I hated having to leave my mother every morning to trudge with my brothers that four-mile journey, and was greatly curious as to what she did when the three of us were gone. I desperately wanted to return, believing that my absence left a void in her day. I know better now: she probably heaved a great sigh of relief at our retreating backs, turned to tend the baby and get on with her many tasks. Our departure meant remission of a sort for her.

On considering those early years, I see my mother forever occupied and busy and my father as an elusive figure who stood apart: stern, scornful and mostly silent.
There was little gaiety at home. During the day we played outside until the gathering darkness forced us indoors.

The only stimulus in our pre-television home was a green plastic record-player which the parents would take out on a Friday evening. On it my father would play the most insufferable renditions from the ‘Republican hit parade' of the day, songs like
Sean South from Garryowen
. There was
Kevin Barry, Johnson's Motor Car
and – perhaps the most popular of all –
Up Went Nelson
, which celebrated the violent demolition of Nelson's Pillar in Dublin in March 1966. This burlesque opened with the deafening roar of a simulated explosion, a blast of sound which nearly blew the ears clean off us. We'd sit captive on the couch, listening to the thudding stridency of anthem after anthem, our impressionable minds being drip-fed Ireland's troubled history.

Christmas, though, made up for many ills. It was the festival that raised us into bliss, a time of light to brighten our lives as each gloomy year drew to a close.

Because mother had all the work to do in the run-up to the big day, she quite naturally began to communicate her frustration early on.

‘There'll be no Christmas this year,' she'd say without fail. ‘I'm not buying a damned thing. No turkey, no cake, no nothing. I'm sick of the whole damned lot of ye, so I am.'

Given what I now know about my overworked, cash-strapped mother, I can fully understand her frustration. To her, Christmas was more of a curse than a celebration. All the same my heart would lurch when I'd hear these protestations and I'd worry right up until the big day itself, in case she'd carry out her threat.

I need not have fretted. Christmas morning arrived like a dream fulfilling my every wish. Santa Claus always delivered. Mother would have drawn nine chalk circles
on the floor, each with a name attached, and Santa would know which toys to pile in which circle. The empty milk jug and a few crumbs of mince-pie left on the table proved beyond doubt that he'd rested awhile in our humble kitchen before continuing his journey.

I was overjoyed with my doll and plastic jewellery, the jigsaw and the
Bunty Annual
. How many hours did I spend gazing at the cover, wondering if I could train our collie Carlo to jump through hoops just like Bunty's dog could? The impossible radiance of that one day of the year cannot be dimmed no matter how many decades pass. Strangely enough, I realised even then that it was my mother who had made it all happen. By late morning I was so full of chocolate I could not face dinner, and instead sat at the table watching Aunt Margaret try to eat hers.

Margaret was an attractive woman in her forties who stood in for the aunt we never had. She was a cousin of mother's and an essential feminine presence to offset the drabness of our many uncles. She was a stiff woman with legs as thin as dowelling rods. Feet in flat, suede slip-ons, never high heels: ‘It's me bunions, Mary', wore dimpled gloves and a coat with a mandarin collar. Her hair was her best feature: thick and shiny, inexpertly tamed with castor oil and a brush. She had chosen not to marry, and this was looked upon as a character flaw rather than a conscious decision. My mother would say that Maggie ‘had missed her markets' and vent a sigh of disapproval.

On Christmas Day she'd arrive clutching gifts that never varied from one year to the next: a jam sponge in a cardboard box from Ditty's Bakery in Maghera and a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream sherry. There was always a vague air of helplessness about her, as though she were forever searching for something she knew she'd never
find. This persistent questing was also brought to the dinner table; she couldn't sit on a hard chair, always needed a cushion: ‘It's me piles, Mary.' Every Christmas a different part of Margaret ached. We heard about bunions, corns, ulcers, wind and cramp. She ate very little, perhaps for all these reasons, and would poke and search among the contents of the plate to see if that elusive something might be trapped under a slice of turkey or among the vegetables.

After dinner she and my parents chatted by the fire, becoming more animated with the sherry, while we played with our toys – breaking most of them. It was plain, even to us children, that Aunt Margaret had never perfected the art of conversation. My mother would make a simple enquiry and could have gone off and said a couple of rosaries before Margaret got round to answering. After what seemed like an interminable silence, she'd say something like ‘What was that, Mary?' before reverting to her usual, detached self. Her solitary life had left her unable to communicate.

Television changed all that, and Christmas afternoons became less of a trial for everyone concerned. Not that I had much say in my viewing matter; the adults would decide what was suitable entertainment. Five of us would squeeze onto the couch with Margaret teetering at one end, and watch the most mind-numbing selection of programmes imaginable:
The Black and White Minstrel Show
(our visitor's favourite),
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
(mother's favourite) and
They Flew to Bruges
(father's).

After hours of tedious television, sweet cake, idle talk and syrupy sherry Margaret would have metamorphosed from timid and uneasy to red-cheeked and tipsy, and would be ‘helped' out to the car to be driven back to her council semi in Maghera.

However, no matter how boring the television became there was always the distraction of a jigsaw or the prospect of yet more sweets. Christmas Day never failed to make me happy. It was the one day that guaranteed complete and utter joy.

The 25 December 1966 was no exception. It hardly prepared me for the year to follow, though. That September I was entrusted to the not-so-tender care of Master Bradley.

L
ESSONS IN
H
ELL

I
f Miss was the rewarding angel then Master Bradley was surely the avenging one. No two personalities could have been more divergent. I was passed from the ease of the one into the fearful clutches of the other. This was when the unravelling of my innocence began. In the Master's room I learned so much about fear and terror that no space was left for anything else.

Master Bradley was a tall, thin man, bald with a lick of crowning hair that stood up in the wind as he marched around the playground. His gaunt face, pale eyes and mean, striated mouth rarely softened into a smile, but frequently quivered into a rictus of joy when he beat us. He smoked lavishly and often; his sickly pallor and ochreous fingers bore the evidence. From the safety of my desk I'd watch him light up an endless succession of Gallaher Greens, steadying the flaming match in a cupped claw and sucking greedily – giving life to the fag while shortening his own.

Every child who sat before him was in the line of fire – we were the collateral damage of his insidious temper and frustration. It didn't take much to set him off. We could be beaten for the most harmless errors: scraping back our chairs accidentally, forgetting to address him as ‘sir', not coming up quick enough to his desk when summoned. The list was as varied as his moods, and the more erratic the mood the more vicious would be the blows he'd rain down on innocent heads and hands and legs.

I got beaten for not answering loudly enough, for bungling a line of my nine-times table; for stumbling over the eleventh stanza of
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
– yes the
eleventh
– for missing one spelling in a list of 20; for neglecting to stand up when spoken to; for dropping my books, for crying, for talking, for fidgeting. In other words: I was punished for being my cowardly, helpless, fear-driven self. In hindsight I understand the tactics of the bully. He'll flog what he despises most in others, to stymie those same qualities in himself. But the fury is rarely quenched; the fire rages on.

Sometimes he'd be late, and Miss – never one to neglect an opportunity for piety – would step over the threshold and lead the juniors and us in morning prayers. Oh, how I wished I could have gone back with her! And how well I remember the egg-beater churnings in my stomach as I prayed earnestly and fervently that Master Bradley would not show. Occasionally my prayers would be answered, but those days were rare indeed. No, like as not we'd hear the engine die, the car door slam and his head would appear at the farthest window, the wisp of hair waving in nasty reproach as he marched down the slope, his profile sinking lower at each successive window as if the very ground were swallowing him up. How we wished it would!

He'd stride into the room, bringing all his rancour with him: our judge, jury and ‘executioner'.

Well had the boding tremblers learn'd to trace

The day's disasters in his morning face.

The register was taken first. He would open a tall, red bound ledger and, with a splayed hand and cocked pen, run down the list, flinging out our surnames. If you didn't respond loudly enough he repeated your name in
an amplified roar, glaring up maniacally from the page. The bullets of invective would fly.

‘Get out of the wrong side of the bed, McKenna?' he asked me one cold, November morning.

‘No, sir.'

‘Asleep, are you?'

‘No, sir.'

‘What was that?' And he cocked a hand to his ear and strained his head to one side in mock deference.

‘No, sir – sorry, sir.'

‘I didn't hear that.'

‘No, sir.' I tried to respond more loudly, my voice rising to a faltering whine.

‘No sir
what
?' he roared.

‘No, sir … I'm not asleep … I … I … didn't get out … of … of the side of the b-b-b-b-bed … this morning … (I heard the ripple of low laughter now from my nervous audience) … I … I … I mean the wrong side …'

I trailed off, mumbling and stumbling over words as the room began to blur.

‘Stop bumbling, McKenna.'

Then came the words I didn't want to hear.

‘Come up here … Now!'

And my fate was sealed yet again.

I'd cry as I made that harrowing journey, the shuddering sobs making my shoulders rise and fall in jerks of great despair as I trudged to his desk. And all the while his predatory gaze followed me until that moment of dread when I offered up my trembling palms. He took tremendous care in the positioning of them, manoeuvring them to the desired height with the aid of the stick, eyeing the level, angling his feet like a prizefighter for a more dynamic blow. And all the while I wept, and all the while he ignored my tears.

The first stinging wallops would cause my hands to drop. He'd prod them back into position, and whack again – and perhaps again, depending on how enraged he felt. There was a deathly silence in the room then because everyone felt my terror and wondered fearfully who'd be next.

The punishment finished, Master Bradley would glare at me as I made my slow retreat to the desk. Only when I'd taken my seat would he return, calmly, to the register and continue the roll-call.

I'd sit there resting the swollen hands on my lap, the spasms of pain riffling through me from head to toe, my cheeks searing under the tightening wash of tears. And he would not allow me my essential grief.

‘McKenna, if you don't stop blubbering you'll get the same again.'

I'd stop immediately, and for the rest of the day shut down all the accesses to my sorrow, my head pounding with the injustice, the words I wanted to scream and shout stuck in my throat, choking me into silence. At playtime I'd become one of those lost souls I'd seen when in Miss McKeague's care, the ones in purgatory. I'd stand alone by the school wall and no one would venture to play with me, so fearful were they of inviting the same wrath upon themselves by the sin of association.

‘McKenna' was all I ever got from him; none of us was ever given the dignity of being addressed by our first name. This was another cruel ploy to further reduce our fragile self-esteem. Some of the boys – whom he loathed more than the girls – didn't even merit that, but were given biblical nicknames: Isaac, Job, Jacob
et al
. The Master seemed to find this terribly amusing.