Native Tongue (20 page)

“I see,” said Morse. “Well, have you got anyone on the place that’s mentally just plain defective, sir? A retarded adult, for example?”

No . . . nothing like that. We never have had, to my knowledge.”

“Well, you see, the malicious kind, they’re always a certain kind of person. Retarded sometimes—that’s why I asked—cunning, but not intelligent, you know? And whatever the situation, they love to cause a commotion. They love attention, and everything in an uproar, and the feeling of power that they’re causing it all. They enjoy seeing pain, or they’re indifferent to it—they’re very sick people, as a rule. And always, always and without exception,
they are fiendishly clever, Mr. Chornyak. They’re terribly hard to catch, and they enjoy the bloody hell out of running rings around the authorities and proving how easy it is to trick everyone. This isn’t
like
that, you see. This isn’t like that at all. It’s inefficient and disorganized and—well, it’s just bumbling about, as if the poisoner was either completely confused or maybe didn’t really have his heart in it. If you’ll pardon a joke at a serious time, sir, if a committee was supposed to poison somebody, this is how I’d expect it to look. An amateur committee at that.”

“Ah, yes,” said Thomas with satisfaction. “I see.” There was nothing like getting someone to look at a problem who actually knew what he was supposed to know and could get right to the heart of it.

“It makes perfectly good sense, Chief Morse.” He went on. “I understand exactly what you mean. But doesn’t it leave us in a bit of a mess? That is, if this particular poisoning isn’t any of the usual kinds, doesn’t that mean it will be very hard to solve?”

Morse pursed his lips and rubbed at his chin with his thumb.

“I don’t think it’s that bad, Mr. Chornyak,” he said cautiously. “We may never find out
why
this has been going on—it doesn’t look as if even the poisoner knows why, you see. But it’s got to be somebody that’s warped more than just a little bit—someone very strange indeed. And someone who isn’t clever enough to be very hard to catch. It may be tedious, and it may take a little time, but if you’ll authorize the investigation we can certainly catch this person. And I might add, sir, that if you don’t authorize it we will have to get on with it all the same—poisoning’s not looked on with much favor by the law, you know, no matter how badly it’s done. Even when the outcome of the investigation is inconvenient.”

“Inconvenient? A curious word, under the circumstances.”

“Well, you can see for yourself, sir—it’s pretty nearly impossible that this could be anybody except a member of your family. And that always means an unpleasant time for everybody.”

“Oh, I hadn’t thought of that,” said Thomas. “Of course. But never mind, my friend. If we’ve got a poisoner, let alone an incompetent poisoner, under this roof, let’s get the bastard.”

“I’m glad to hear you take it like that, Chornyak.”

“There’s some other way to take it?”

“Sometimes people are outraged at the very idea that it could be one of their own, sir. And sometimes they know who it is and they can’t stand to see the person exposed—and that’s perhaps the stickiest of all. You never know where you are when it’s like that, because you never know who’s lying to you. Or why.”

“We’re not one of those Gothic families with decomposing corpses in the closets, Morse,” said Thomas bluntly. “There’s nobody to protect here. You’ll find no barriers to your investigation in this Household except those put in your way by the person responsible for the poison—naturally, you can’t expect cooperation from the criminal. But as for the rest of us, the quicker you settle this the more pleased we will be.”

“That’s a refreshing attitude, Mr. Chornyak. I’ll get on with it, then.”

“Please do.”

“It was explained to me by the powers-that-be about the need to keep all this very quiet, by the way. I understand . . . all those children of yours out with the public, scattered all over all the time, you’re very vulnerable. You can put your mind at ease, Mr. Chornyak. I’ll need a few men in here to help me, but there’ll be no leaks. You have my word on that.”

“Good man.”

Thomas assumed the interview was over, and would have stood up to see his visitor out; but Bard Morse sat there, staring at the printout.

“Is there something else, Chief Morse?”

“Well, I was just wondering. It was one of you linguist families that had the baby kidnapped and killed by a Terralone group a while back, wasn’t it?”

Feeling his ghosts coming back to haunt him, Thomas agreed that that was true. Another family, but one of the Lines.

“Well, then . . . is there anybody on your premises that strikes you as likely to have become a Terraloner on the quiet? It would be like them not to be all that bright about it. Does that give you any ideas?”

“I’d have to think about it,” Thomas hedged, “but offhand I can’t imagine such a thing. Our entire existence, not only now but for generations, has been interaction with extraterrestrials. I’d say we’re unlikely candidates for Terralone.”

“Then, is there anybody that can come and go freely in the house here, but doesn’t actually live under your roof?”

“Only the women of Barren House. It’s only a few blocks from here, and there’s a great deal of coming and going among the females.”

“I don’t believe I know exactly what ‘barren house’ is, Mr. Chornyak. The significance of the term, I mean.”

“It may seem a bit odd to you . . .”

“Try me.”

“Well, of course any family is concerned with the birth of its
children and their case and so on. But it’s different in a linguist Household, where an infant represents such an important—in the adult sense of important—unit in the family. Much of our lives revolve around the babies, and the little ones in the various stages of language acquisition. A pregnant woman has an extraordinary importance here, as does one who has a new infant to be Interfaced. It makes it very hard on the women who can’t participate in childbearing; they feel left out, and some of them become terribly depressed. They feel they have no part in it all, although that’s a distorted perception, and typical female emotionalism. We tried for years to make the barren women see that they played just as important a role in the Household economy . . . and then finally, for their own good, we built them a separate residence. Nearby—because they
are
important, Morse, not only in their usual roles of interpreters and translators, but because they take so much of the care of the little girls off the shoulders of our other women. We need them, and we’d be in a bad way without them. But they are much happier with their own separate house.”

He felt self-conscious, going on and on about it, but the detective kept nodding encouragement at him, and there didn’t seem to be any quicker way of explaining it.

“I assure you,” Thomas added, “if it was to do over again we wouldn’t call the place Barren House. That seems cruel, and in the worst of taste, looking at it now. But when the place was first built, it was taken for granted that that was just a kind of working title, and that a new name would be chosen quickly—it just never happened, and I don’t know why. It’s a tradition now . . . and I’m certain that the women who
are
barren no longer make any connection between their condition and the name. It’s just a name.”

“I see,” said Chief Detective Morse. “I’m sure it’s very sensible if you have all the background.”

“Thank you. I hope so.”

“But if I may say so, sir, now that you’ve laid it out for me like that, it seems to me that this Barren House is the obvious place to begin looking. If you have females that are over-emotional, not quite on balance, that kind of thing, that’s where they’d likely be.”

Thomas thought about it. The women sitting serenely with their eternal needlework, chattering about matters that no sensible human being would waste two words on. The women going routinely to their duties with the government as they’d done all their lives, and performing all their functions as competently as
any other woman. The women who were old and bedfast now, with tiny girls from the Household sitting on the edges of their beds, talking and talking, providing the absolutely indispensable practice with the languages. Good, competent, reliable women, with the usual frailties of women, and—as far as he could perceive—nothing more. But this was not his field; this was the detective’s field. He had no business making prejudgments.

“You may very well be right, Morse,” he said then. “I leave it in your capable hands.”

“I’ll have my men look around this building this afternoon, sir, just to do the obvious things. Check the kitchen for arsenic in the sugar. Check your . . . Interface, is it? . . . to be sure it’s not leaking anything nasty. That kind of thing.”

“I’m sure there’s no problem with the Interface, Morse—if there were, it wouldn’t be Nazareth who was affected.”

“No, of course not, and the herbs wouldn’t have anything to do with that either, sir. But it’s a matter of systematic routine. We don’t know what this person might try next, you see—we need to look for anything at all that’s not as it ought to be. We’ll just check it out, Mr. Chornyak. And once that’s done, we’ll go over to the Barren House place and get down to the real digging. We’ll have something for you as quickly as possible, I assure you.”

“Lord,” said Thomas, glad to see that it was finally coming to an end, and the other man standing up. “What an absurd business!”

“Be glad it’s only absurd,” said Morse quietly. “It could be a lot more than that, you know. And perhaps it’s a little more than absurd for the little girl that’s getting the worst of it.”

“She’s like any other teenage girl,” Thomas said absently. “She enjoys being the center of attention, and she takes advantage. I very much doubt it’s half as bad as she makes it out to be.”

“Just as you say, Mr. Chornyak,” said the detective. “You know your own daughter, I’m sure—I don’t. But let’s get it set to rights, shall we? Even if she’s just glorying in all the drama, that’s not good for her. She’ll have a serious problem with her character if that’s allowed to continue.”

“Absolutely right,” said Thomas. “I agree.”

“I’ll get at it, then. And you’d help us out if you’d alert the rest of the family to expect us; that’ll save us explaining the same thing over and over again. How many of you are there, by the way? In the family, I mean?”

“Oh . . .91 of us in the Household proper. Here in this building. And 42 more at Barren House.”

“Good lord, there’s a mob of you!” Morse exclaimed. “I’m not surprised you’ve got a poisoner, man—I’m surprised you don’t have half a dozen! So would anybody in such a situation!”

“But we are accustomed to it,” said Thomas. “We’ve lived this way for so many many years.”

“It’s astonishing! I’d have said it was impossible.”

“Not to us. It’s perfectly ordinary to us.”

Morse whistled, still amazed, and said, “I wouldn’t have thought that kind of crowding was to be found anywhere on Earth in these times, Chornyak—it takes me back, I don’t mind telling you. And since that’s how it is, it’s a damn good thing you’re here to prepare them all for the fact that there’s a crew of police coming. We’d be the rest of the year just introducing ourselves and explaining our intentions, otherwise.”

“We have intercom channels to every part of the buildings,” Thomas told him. “I’ll do an all points immediately.”

“Thank you, sir. Now, if you’ll excuse me. . . .”

Thomas watched him go, and then he wasted no time dawdling over the announcement. He punched the master key that brought in all the intercoms, including those at Barren House, and he told them.

“We seem to have a problem,” he said. “And somebody among us has a warped idea of what constitutes decent human behavior. There will be police investigators on our premises starting this afternoon and continuing for so long as it takes to find out who is responsible for Nazareth’s . . . illness. I expect every one of you to cooperate fully with these men. I expect you to see to it that they have access to whatever they need, without exception. I expect you to see to it that the children don’t get in their way or make nuisances of themselves. And we intend to get to the bottom of this in short order—if you know anything, anything at all that might be helpful, you are to tell the officers at once. We don’t have time for this sort of business, nor would I have thought any of us had the stomach for it. Let’s get it over with. That’s all.”

At Barren House, the women were silent with the silence that comes of sudden shock and no warning to ease it. Aquina had gone white and shrunk against a wall as Thomas spoke, and she stood there shaking—not one of the others even looked at her.

Barren House could not, could not possibly, undergo an investigation by professional law enforcement officers. It would be quite a different matter from just having to keep their secrets
from the occasional male who dropped by to settle some sort of family business or deliver a message . . . quite a different matter from distracting ordinary visitors with one of their elaborate “needlework circles” in the formal parlor. The men who would come to Chornyak Barren House now were not casual visitors, they were trained investigators, and they had every reason to believe that they were after a dangerous secret—whatever there was to find, they would find it.

And there was a tremendous lot to find, if you really knew how to search.