Authors: Neil Cross
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is for Nadya, Ethan and Finn.
It was only a dead ape. Patrick had seen dozens, one way or another. He'd seen them die naturally, of old age and diseaseâand heard the war-shrieks as they murdered each other. He'd watched them cannibalize their young.
But this was Rue, who'd been at Monkeyland since 1982âfourteen years. She'd been rescued after a tabloid ran shots of her, a powerful ape at a travelling circus, cowering in baffled misery while a trainer beat her with a riding crop.
Rue had grown old at Monkeyland. And Patrick, who knew better, couldn't help but think of her as wise. It was her toffee brown eyes, her pursing, grey-haired lips; the unhurried way she sucked at half an orange.
That morning, Saturday, he found her corpse in a far corner of the enclosure. She was twisted up, her face locked in a death grin. The other chimps, alarmed by the spastic violence of her seizures, had retreated to the edges of the compound, leaving Rue alone to die. They were still thereâsoftly grunting, curiousâwhen Patrick arrived.
He knelt to inspect the corpse. Late the previous night, somebodyâkids, probablyâmust have entered Monkeyland and thrown poisoned food into the A Compound. Perhaps Rue, most trusting of creatures, had been alone in accepting it; because only Rue, most trusting of creatures, had died.
Patrick knew that local kids gained entry to Monkeyland through a gap in the northern perimeter fence. One of the groundsmen had told him about it, in the very early days.
The gap was behind the adventure playground, far from the animals. Kids had been using it for years; the gap was fixed, they cut it open again. Sometimes on Sunday mornings you found cider bottles and lager cans and tacky splats of vomit, the occasional condom. It was a pain in the ass, but Patrick had let it slide. There was so much else to do before the next government inspection, so much else to worry about.
Now Patrick wandered along the figure eight of the footpath. But for the animals and the keepers, Monkeyland was deserted. It was closed for renovations and, because Rue had been killed, Patrick had given the contractors the day off.
Walking, he was watched by spindly gibbons that drooped from their rope-draped pillar. He passed the ring-tailed lemurs, the squirrel monkeys and the A Compound where Rue had lived and died. Finally, he arrived at the decrepit adventure playground.
There was a fort of rotting wood, from which hung slimy, frayed old rope swings. Tyres were secured to bending branches that couldn't take their weight. There were rusty slides and a squeaky roundabout.
They'd closed the adventure playground to the public before Health and Safety got the chance. Seeing it depressed him. Always did; it was a waste of space and a waste of time.
He walked over to the wooden seating shelter. It was chicken scratched with graffiti, urine-stinking.
A dozen metres behind the shelter ran an overgrown hedge, which obstructed the hole in the fence. Kneeling at the hedge was Stu Redman, their local copper. He was based at Minehead police stationâbut Patrick had called him at home that morning, and Stu had come to Monkeyland on his own time.
Patrick said, âAnything?'
Stu looked up, surprised to see Patrick, or just surprised to be asked. He straightened, brushed himself off. Laconic, West Country, squinting.
âNot much, mate.' He pointed to a muddy footprint. âOne of them was wearing Dr Marten's. If it helps.'
Patrick laughed, sorely. âCheers.'
Stu's mockery, friendly enough, waned. He squinted at the drizzle-lashed playground. Toed at a crushed Stella can.
âGod knows why they come here in the first place.'
It seemed like such an effort, for such little rewardâto drive out here to this gimcrack shelter, just to drink cider and smoke cigarettes and maybe do some necking.
âI was in the desert once,' Patrick said. âIn a coach. No toilet. The way it worked, when enough men needed to go, the driver stopped to let them off. There was nothing around for miles, just sand and the road. And the menâdo you know what they did?'
Stu shook his head.
âThey turned round,' Patrick said, âand pissed on the wheels.'
Stu scratched his nose, considering.
âI'll have a quiet word round the village.'
âBut you don't think it was kids?'
âAh, there's a few local bastards, a few tearawaysâtattooed Harries. But, be honestâif any of them wanted to kill a monkey, they'd most probably have brought their dad's shotgun and blown its head off.'
Patrick looked at him, blinking.
âThey're not that clever,' said Stu. âAs a rule. The kids round here.'
âRight,' said Patrick.
He and Stu walked back, their heads bowed in the rain. They shook hands near the Bachelor Compound, and Stu went home. Patrick crossed to the infirmary.
Jane was there, in the vet's office. She'd been present at the morning's necropsy. She wore faded jeans and shirt, old walking boots. Her hair was in a casual pony tail. She looked dressed for Africa. She always looked dressed for Africa; even in North Devon, in February.
She was slender, tall, suntanned. Years of squinting in the sunlight had left its mark at the corner of her eyes. Her hands were long and callused with hard work. Jane could tie knots like a sailor.
Patrick said, âSo?'
She lifted her cup of tea and sipped. She looked at him from under her brow; shrugged a shoulder.
They didn't speak until Don Caraway emerged, still dressed for surgery; all but the latex gloves. Behind him, Rue lay dissected on a stainless-steel table; unzipped from throat to pubis, still wearing that lurid death grin.
Patrick said it again, âSo?'
Caraway was tall, hunched; sandy hair combed over a freckled scalp. Years before, if Patrick had been told the truth, he'd spent his spare time, and all his money, hunting the Loch Ness Monster. But there was nothing in Loch Ness, except perhaps some unusually large eels.
Caraway said, âI'm thinking some kind of rat poisonâWarfarinÂ, chlorophacinone, diphacinone?'
Jane said, âWe treat for rats every day.'
âAbsolutely. We use Warfarin. And ratsâI expect you know thisâthey leak urine, dribble it wherever they go. Scent trails and what have you. So I'm thinking, perhaps rat urine is contaminating the food supply. Perhaps Rue has eaten contaminated foodâand she's so old and weak, you know. A healthier chimp could take it.'
âBut it's not that?'
âNo, it's not that. Rat poison is slow-acting. She'd have shown symptomsâblood in the urine, nose-bleeds, bleeding gums. But she was asymptomatic.'
âSo, what was it?'
âNot sure. But the symptomsâthe vomiting, the defecating, the violent seizures â¦'
âIt looks like the effects of a rodenticide called Ten Eighty: sodium fluoroacetate. They use it in New Zealand, to control possums. It's got no odour, no taste, and it's
potent in small doses. A few mils will kill you in a couple of hours. If you're going to poison a chimp, that's the way to go.'
âSo where does a kid get this stuff?'
âI don't know if a kid does.'
Patrick scratched his hairline, irritated. Jane patted his shoulder, nodded for Caraway to continue.
âTen Eighty's a restricted substance. So first, he's got to get hold of it. Then he's got to survive handling itâand it's dangerous stuff. Breathe it in, get it into a minor abrasionâjust a scratchâand you're in big trouble. Inasmuch as you're dead.'
Patrick said, âDon, you've been round here for years. Has anything like this happened before?'
A contrite, curate's grin. âDogs blinded with air-rifles. The odd bonfired cat. Sheep with their throat torn out. Someone brought in a fox onceâsome sod had lopped off its front legs. But dead chimps? No.'
âJesus,' said Patrick. âWhat a day.'
Monkeyland stood on eighty-five acres, close to the North Devon coast. It homed two hundred primates of nine different speciesâand two aberrant Spanish donkeys, rescued bonebags with slow-chewing mouths and sad eyes, who sometimes skittishly sidestepped when children grew too loud.
But its main attraction was the thirty-nine chimpanzeesâthirty-eight, now Rue was dead.
They had chimps from Spain, Greece, France, Holland, Cyprus, Dubai, Israel: chimps that had been experimented on, used as props for beachfront photographers; chimps that had been driven insane by living in small apartments; that had been dressed in sunglasses and baseball caps and featured in TV sitcoms and advertisements; chimps that had been starved and beaten and burned with cigarettes. Several had arrived addicted to tranquillizers.
Visitors enjoyed this; it made the apes seem plaintively human.
Visitors came to gawp, to coo and cluck at their reassuring captivity.
For years, those visitors had been rare, and decliningâan endangered speciesâbut still the animals had to be cleaned, and fed, and medicated; and still the people who did the cleaning and feeding and medicating had to be paid.
Monkeyland was failing. It had been failing when Jane decided to buy it, nearly a year before. She'd decided to buy it precisely because it was failing; she was like that.
They'd driven out one weekend. It wasn't a long trip from their unhappy home in Bathâless than a hundred miles southwestâbut Patrick soon lost his sense of direction. He unwound the window and smelled the sea. It made him happy. Always did.
Soon, Jane was pulling into Monkeyland's car park. Patrick got out of the car, and anxiety effervesced inside him. It was a mid-June weekend, and there were only half a dozen vehicles in the visitor car park. Three of them were Hondas; old people.
Monkeyland's perimeter wall was cracked and water-stained. The gate resembled a Soviet border crossing.
Inside, they wandered the sanctuary grounds, tracing the main path's Mobius Strip, its eternity symbol.
The animals looked healthy enough, but their compounds were tired, and so were they. The orangs were listless. The capuchins crouched in watchful groups, munching on apple cores. Spider monkeys hung inverted from their beams, strung together like broomsticks.
Then Patrick and Jane reached the first of the two chimp compounds. This group consisted entirely of males.
Patrick watched them for a long while. His shirt-sleeves were rolled up in the sun and he wore sunglasses. He could smell the unease that radiated from the Bachelor Groupâa murky air of damage and suspicion and scarcely restrained violence.
âThis, here,' he said. âThis group. This has got to be a mistake.'
âApparently,' Jane told him, ânone of them can integrate with the mixed group. Some of them are quiteâ'
she was going to say. Patrick had never been inside a prison, but that's what he was looking at: the violent offenders' wing. All those men in there together, left to fight it out alone.
Chimps were stronger than peopleâseven or eight times stronger. They had denser bones and thicker hides. In play, they chucked and flung, and slapped and playbit one another: a playful chimp could, with ease, badly injure someone it loved. A malevolent chimp could shred a human being like wet paper. And here were a dozen such males, turning their sullen eyes away from the scattering of bored visitors ogling them from behind a high wall.
He knew that such creatures practised rape, sometimes murder. He also knew he shouldn't use those words; he was wandering into perilous territory. He wasn't a primatologist. He wrote old-fashioned, unpublished adventure stories. He was a sidekick.
He said, âChrist, how do we deal with this?'
Jane grabbed the curved, concrete edge of the enclosure and watched as a small knot of males came together in a throwing, slapping, shrieking scrap that was followed, at some length, by sombre grooming.
âThe place is falling to pieces.'
He looked at the cracked and weedy paving, the dense and uncut hedges lining the dreary walkways, the rusting chain-link fences; the jerry-built jungle gyms, the chewed tyres on the pale, bald trunks of dead trees. And he looked at these half-crazed primates.
âCome on,' Jane said. âI'm bored.'
âI'm bored, too. Let's go somewhere. Let's leave the country.'
âI've spoken to Richard.'
Patrick had a feeling in his stomach, like descending in a lift.
âRichard. Of course you have.'
âHe's talking about a show. Two series, maybe three. Fly-on-the-wall. Following Monkeyland as it gets to its feet. A bit like
but about the animals, not the boardroom.'
Patrick scratched his scalp.
âIt's a good idea,' Jane said. âIt can't fail.'
There was no point arguing; this is what Patrick had wantedâchange and adventure. And it wouldn't be for long; nothing ever was.
Jane looked around, expansively. âIt was built by some mad old spinster, apparently. Biddie something. Born and died in Devon; never left.'
Biddie Powysâthe kind of reclusive old woman who, a few hundred years earlier, might have burned as a witchâhad endowed Monkeyland and her family home to an animal charity. That had been twenty years ago, and now the charity itself was struggling. It had offered Jane a good deal. Monkeyland would be hers, outright, and so would the houseâsituated on the coast, four miles beyond Monkeyland's far perimeter.
In addition, the charity would maintain a decreasing level of funding for another five years.
âThat gives us enough time to turn it round,' Jane had said. âBring it into profit. Sell it and move on.'
âYes,' said Patrick, with exaggerated patience. âBut how much will it cost?'
âEverything,' said Jane.
And now they were here, and gentle Rue was dead.
Late in the afternoon, Patrick made a nest of Jiffy bags beneath his desk, curled up under his nylon parka, and went to sleep.