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After buying
USA Today
, the
Wall Street Journal
and the
Chicago Tribune
, and after eating a small piece of pie mostly because I wanted to sit at the old-fashioned Coca-Cola fountain and pretend it was 1958 and that I was a popular quarterback and all-around nice guy, it having been a far, far better world back in those days, I tucked the newspapers under my arm and strolled back to the motel.
It was misting now, a chill shimmering prairie spray, and it gave me the animal desire to be in some place snug and warm, the way I'd felt passing the restaurant window earlier.
The crowd had pretty much gone. Once the body had been removed, what was the point in hanging around? The police, in and out, in and out, carrying small plastic evidence bags, sure proved to be disappointing as spectator sports. So drift home or drift to the tavern and speculate on who killed Sam Lodge, and why, and if you got a chance to embellish on the basic tale ("I heard they decapitated him; I mean, I'm not sure of that but I think that's what somebody told me"), so much the better. A couple of brewskis and some bone-chilling bullshit horror story. What could be better?
If it had resembled a lively movie set before, the parking lot now resembled its old shabby self, even shabbier in the mist. I went to the front office and asked the old-timer where I'd be sleeping tonight.
"Room 167," he said.
He got me the key and said, "Some folks're sayin' you know his wife."
"Whose wife?"
"Whose wife? Who do you think's wife? Sam Lodge's wife."
I shook my head. "You mean they're saying I had an affair with her?"
"Something like that, I guess."
"Well, I hate to disappoint them, but I've only laid eyes on her twice. And that's all I laid, too. Eyes." I held up my hands surgeon-style. "These puppies have never known her fleshy pleasures. So tell all your friends that for me."
"No reason to get mad."
"Yeah, I should enjoy being called a murderer."
"Hey, you won't find no wet eyes in this town. Sam Lodge was a grade-A jerk."
I'd had enough of this conversation. "How about the key to 167?"
"Soon as you give me the other key back."
It was like an exchange of prisoners.
We swapped small golden keys, and I started to leave.
"There was a call for you," he said.
"You know who?"
"She didn't say. Just said she'd call back."
"Thanks."
"Sorry if I made you mad."
"I'm just kind of tired. I probably overreacted. Don't worry about it."
A different set of ghosts greeted me in 167, each room being the sum of what has transpired within its walls down the years. The Agency, back in the days when they spent a lot of money on such things as telepathy and ESP, concluded that certain rooms could bring on subtle stress because they had not been warmed by sunlight for long periods of time. The humans who briefly occupied the rooms seemed to know this somehow and responded in various neurotic ways. Allegedly, the Agency people could duplicate this experiment perfectly every time out but when it was finally written up in article form several Agency scientists argued with how the test had been set up in the first place. Personally, I think the test results were probably correct. We do seem to respond in unconscious ways to rooms we're in. That's why I believe in ghosts of some sort, though not necessarily of the chain-clanking variety.
The motel folks had been nice enough to stash all my clothes in the closet, this one being the economy model, coming without a corpse included.
I called Jane Avery's house but all I got was her machine. I assumed she'd have a lot to do tonight, what with Lodge's death and all. Our pizza would likely be later than either of us wanted.
I stripped down to my underwear and did a hard fifteen minutes of exercises: five running in place, five doing pushups, five doing sit-ups. I had been starting to slide into a vexation of some sort—dead bodies having that effect on me sometimes—and usually my only out is exercising. Breaking a sweat seems to have a kind of healing effect on me.
I was in the bathroom, toweling off, when the phone rang.
I was hoping for Jane. Instead I got Eve McNally.
"Is it true?" she said.
"True about what?"
"You know. About Sam Lodge being murdered."
"Yes. Yes, it is."
"My Lord. It's all getting out of control."
"What's getting out of control, Eve?"
There was a long pause. "Have you seen my husband tonight?"
"No. Was he planning to look me up?"
"No—I just meant . . . "
The pause again.
"Any word about your daughter?"
"No."
"Are you worried about your husband?"
"A little, I guess."
"When was the last time you saw him?"
"He stopped back around suppertime. I—I sort of lost control. I started screaming at him and hitting him because of Melissa. I'm worried she might already be—you know."
She couldn't say the word. I didn't blame her.
"He started crying. I never saw him cry before. It was hard to watch. It was like he didn't know how to cry or something. His whole chest just kind of heaved and there were tears rolling down his cheeks and—I felt sorry for him. I'm real mad at him, for getting Melissa involved in all this, but I felt sorry for him, too. You know?"
"I know."
"I told him to go see you."
"You did?"
"Uh-huh. I said maybe you could help him without going to the police. You know, have two minds working on it."
"Working on what, Eve?"
The long silence again.
"If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. Otherwise I just have to keep my mouth shut. I'll get her killed for sure."
For the first time in this conversation, she started crying again. Soft, almost silent tears.
"I just keep saying Hail Marys over and over again but sometimes I wonder if there's any God at all. I know I shouldn't say that but that's how I feel. I mean, I hear my voice talking out loud in the silence and I think—Why am I doing this? Nobody's listening. Nobody's out there."
"We all have those doubts sometimes, Eve. It's a part of our faith, dealing with doubt."
Another long silence. "If he calls you, will you call me and tell me?"
"Sure."
"Tell him—tell him, I'm sorry I got so mad."
"Eve, you had a right to be mad. Something he did got your daughter kidnapped. I'd be pretty mad about that."
"He says he can get her back. Soon as he—"
"Soon as he what, Eve?"
"Soon as he—"
But then, of course, silence. Utter silence.
"Eve?"
"Yes."
"You can trust me."
Silence.
"You really can."
"I want to, but—"
"But the only way I can help you is if you're honest with me."
"I know." She sounded like a contrite child. "Will you have him call me?"
"Yes. I will."
"I'll talk to you later."
"All right, Eve. Good night."
Twenty minutes later, all shirted and jacketed and trousered up, I tried Jane's place again. The machine again.
I was antsy, the way I'd been in my college days before a date, pacing and eager for the night to begin.
Then I decided to call Herb Carson, a wealthy cattle rancher who'd given it all up to devote himself to a small airplane museum about twenty minutes from here.
Herb was in and happy to hear from me.
"You haven't been here since we got our parasol monoplane."
I laughed. "Still after the most exotic birds, aren't you, Herb?"
"Damn right. I want to make this the most unique museum in the country."
"Sounds like you're doing it. I'm an airplane buff, Herb, but even I don't know what a parasol monoplane is."
He laughed. "I was waiting for you to ask."
So he told me.
Back in 1929, when aviation was still the most romantic of callings, an eighteen-year-old garage mechanic with a sixth-grade education came into a very small inheritance with which he bought a Heath Airplane kit. Talk about a hardy breed. In those days, some Americans built their own airplanes. Which is what the kid did. He welded all the parts by himself, shaped all the wooden pieces by himself, stretched the oiled silk over the plane by himself, and, as the final touch, installed a Henderson motorcycle engine by himself. Most folks bet that the plane would never "fly" in any real sense. Back then, you saw a lot of would-be planes reach thirty or forty feet and then crash. Folks were scared for the kid. But on a warm October day in 1929, the kid took the plane up and it flew beautifully. The name Bobby Solbrig may not mean much to you but to old-time aviators it was legendary, Solbrig probably being the greatest stunt pilot who ever lived after getting his start in an Iowa cornfield just about the time President Hoover, another Iowa boy himself, was telling us that the economy was in great shape if we just left it alone, and that those people who worried about a Depression were just nervous nellies. Bobby Solbrig had a little more success than poor President Hoover.
"And guess what I bought last week?" Herb said after finishing his story.
"What?"
"A biplane just about like yours."
"You're kidding. Where'd you find it?"
"Louisiana, of all places. Bayou country, actually. It's in beautiful shape."
"I'll have to see it."
"You bet you will. Why don't you stop out tomorrow and I'll let you take it up?"
"I'm not sure what time I can come out."
"Just call the house before you come. Make sure I'm here."
"Thanks. It'll be good to see you."
The laugh again. "Yeah, and it'll be even nicer to see my biplane."
After we hung up, I tried Jane's place.
"Hello?"
"You're home," I said.
"I sure wish you'd tell me what's going on in this town of mine," she said, sounding tired. "Two murders yesterday and now another one tonight."
"You probably won't believe me, but I'm not sure myself. Not yet."
"Will you give me a little time to take a shower?"
"Sure."
"Let's make it an hour then."
"That's perfect. That's about how long it takes for Domino's to prepare a gourmet pizza."
"Double cheese."
"Double cheese it is."
6
"It's kind of a pit, actually," Jane Avery said after I got the pizza box open and handed out bottles and white paper napkins and grease-stained coupons entitling us to $1.00 off our very next Domino's pizzas.
I had complimented her in the usual casual way one always compliments a person on her apartment. The trouble was, she was right, about it being a pit, I mean.
What you had here was the standard modern middle-class apartment. You had your four rooms and a bath, you had your wall-to-wall carpeting, you had your stove and refrigerator and garbage disposal, and you had large sliding windows that overlooked just about the two cutest little Dumpsters I'd ever seen.
And then, imposed on the sterile right-angled order of the apartment itself, you had Jane's delirious messiness.
I'd used the bathroom right after getting here and had found one high-heeled black shoe in the sink. I'd gone out to the kitchen to get glasses and ice for us while she visited the bathroom, and hanging off the knob of the door leading to the back yard, I found a pair of panties, bright yellow and quite clean. But hanging from the doorknob? In the living room, an array of magazines ranging from
People
to
Police Science Quarterly
squatted everywhere in short stacks, like kittens waiting to be patted upon the head. A glass half-filled with what appeared to be milk sat atop the TV set; I imagined it tasted just dandy. A red skirt—which I knew she would look nice in, her shortie white bathrobe having just given me my first peek at her legs—was draped over the back of an armchair while next to the small, dark fireplace was an ancient Hoover upright, either waiting to be employed, or having been sitting there ever since it had been employed.
"I don't know why you say your apartment is a pit," I said.
"Gee, I don't either," she said, giving me a sarcastic smile as she was about to push her third piece of pizza in her mouth. After swallowing, she said, "That really used to get him."
"Get who?"
"My husband."
"Oh."
"He's one of those guys who believes that God genetically programmed women to
like
doing housework. And I'm serious. He once said that maybe I should see a counselor because I never liked to do any of the housework."
"I think you should see a counselor, too, but not for that reason."
"Funny."
"I think you should see a counselor because you hang your underwear off doorknobs."
"You saw that, huh?"
"Is that a religious practice or something?"
She shrugged, looking cute as hell with her short blonde hair still wet from the shower, and her freckles evoking sunny afternoons on the fish-filled creeks of my youth. "I always drop stuff when I bring the laundry up from downstairs. Yesterday I dropped a pair of panties. That's how they got there."
"Ah."
"This is really good pizza," she said.
"You look great."
"I thought we were talking about pizza."
"You were talking about pizza. I was talking about how great you look in that white terry-cloth robe with your hair all wet."
There was one piece of pizza left.
"God, we sure pigged out," I said. "That was an extra-large pizza."
"I'll arm-wrestle you for the last piece."
"God, are you serious?"
"Sure I'm serious. I had three older brothers. They made me arm-wrestle them for everything. I don't blame you, though. I'd hate to be beaten by a girl, too."
We were sitting on the floor, using the coffee table for pizza and beers.
To arm-wrestle, all we had to do was angle our bodies closer to the coffee table and set our elbows down.
"You know something funny?"
"What?" she said.
"I really want to beat you. I really do. I mean, I feel competitive about this."
"Good. You should. Because I feel competitive, too."
"But I don't want to hurt you."
"What a he-man."
"No, I'm serious. If I start getting carried away, you just tell me."
"Sure."
She gripped my hand. "Ready?"
"Remember now, if I get carried away, you let me know."
"Right."
She put my arm down flat against the table.
"I mustn't have been ready."
"Oh, right, that must've been it. You weren't ready."
"You really think you could've just flattened my arm like that if I'd been ready?"
"I told you I had three brothers."
"Well, I had three sisters, so what does that prove?"
"Did you really have three sisters?"
"No. But that wasn't any dumber than saying that you had three brothers."
This time I was ready and right away you could see the difference. She didn't put my arm down flat in ten seconds this time. Nope, on this second outing it took her at least twenty seconds.
I stared down at my arm as if it had betrayed me.
"Tell you what," she said.
"What?"
"We'll cut the piece of pizza in half."
"No; no way. You won fair and square."
"Aw, God, don't be noble. My husband was like that, noble noble noble, and he was a real pain."
"I seem to remind you of your husband an awful lot."
"You couldn't possibly be as big a jerk as he was. Nobody could."
"Boy, there's a glowing endorsement."
"Now, c'mon, we'll split the piece of pizza. And afterward you can try me again." She leaned over and gave me a chaste little kiss on the cheek. "Maybe I just got lucky."
"You have a cute big toe," she said twenty minutes later.
"You only say I have a cute big toe because you want to spare me the embarrassment of pointing out the hole in my sock."
She smiled. "I noticed you looking around."
"Nice place."
"God, Payne, will you stop saying that? It's a pit."
Gentlemanly behavior dictated that I once again tell the saving lie and compliment her apartment.
But unfortunately my mind was fixed on the fact that she'd called me Payne. She should have called me Hokanson. That was the name I was using in New Hope.
She'd picked up on it, too. "I think I'm in trouble."
"I think you are, too."
"Calling you Payne?"
"Uh-huh. How'd you find out?"
"The day we had coffee, I waited down the street till you left then I rushed back there and lifted your cup. One of the deputies is real good with fingerprints. I checked you out.
Your prints are on several national files. You were in the FBI."
"I see."
"So what're you doing in town, Payne?"
"I can't tell you."
"In a couple of minutes, Payne, I'm really going to get mad. My sworn duty is to find out who killed these three people. I believe that you have information that could help me. Ergo, I need you to be honest with me."
"Ergo?"
"It means consequently."
"I know what it means. I've just never heard a cop use it before."
"So what're you doing in New Hope?"
"I can't tell you."
"How about if I give you a back rub?"
"Are you serious?"
She was serious.
Dark wind blew silver rain in through the screen and sprinkled drops across my neck and arms. Sweet spring night was on the wind, intoxicating.
I was spread out on her floor in the position that Indians always put John Wayne whenever they wanted to cover him with hundreds of hungry red ants.
She was straddled across my lower back, her hands expertly working the muscles in my neck, shoulder and back. She was deliciously good at it.
"I read up on you, Payne."
"Oh? Then you know about me winning the Nobel Peace Prize?"
She was charitable enough to laugh. "No, but I know that you did some pretty interesting stuff when you were in the FBI. And I also know your wife died."
I didn't say anything.
"I'll bet she was nice."
"She was wonderful," I said.
She redoubled her efforts at massage. I closed my eyes and drifted on the dark cool winds and the dappling drops of chilly rain on my shoulders. This all reminded me of college dates, when you'd end up at a girl's apartment feeling intimate enough to relax but not intimate enough to know what to do next. Especially since I wasn't sure what I wanted to do next.
"You give great back rubs," I said. I was going to say more, maybe something craftily romantic, when the phone rang.
"Oh, darn it," she said.
And grabbed the phone from the end table.
"Chief Avery." Beat. "When?" Beat. "Does Eve know who did it?" Beat. "I'll be right there." She hung up.
"I have to go," she said.
"What happened?"
She was up already, grabbing a jacket from the closet.
"You think we'll do this again?" she said.
"I certainly hope so," I said. "So what happened?"
"Eve McNally."
"Right. I know who she is."
"Somebody beat her up pretty badly tonight. She won't say who, and she won't let Milner take her to the hospital."
"Milner?"
"A patrolman."
"Oh."
"So I'm going over there. Talk to her myself. She's the classic battered woman—she'll never say a word against her husband even though he's the one who always beats her up."
"So this has happened before with Eve McNally?"
"Too many times."
The final thing she did was snag her badge on her turtleneck and wrap her gun and holster around her narrow hips.
I got up off the floor and picked up my jacket and then followed her out the front door, which she paused to lock behind her.
"Sorry if I humiliated you at arm-wrestling, Payne," she said. And grinned.
"Yeah," I said, "you sound real sorry, too."
Then she was gone, moving at a trot now to the official black Ford sedan tucked into the corner of the lot.
I moved slowly to my car, my mind fixed on the question of why Eve McNally might have been beaten up.

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