Omega Point (32 page)

  Richards held his breath. A shape rushed out of the dark. Oily feathers flapped in his face and he felt something sting and enter his mind.

  Knowledge. Secrets. The right pylon to approach, the right black box to board, the right stairs to climb.

  The right question to ask.

  The right thing to tell.

  He fell to his knees and vomited on the floor, the liquid slipping through the grate to the ground far below.

  "You OK?" asked Bear.

  "No," said Richards, wiping his mouth. "Not really. But I do know the way."

  On cue, the city lurched to one side, then the other. The giant cage of the Great Secret clanged on the decking. Metallic tolls of bells and other cages rang across the city, causing the secrets to chitter angrily and bang upon the floors of their cells. When the last of these had faded, the city was moving forward at speed, the ground rushing along beneath them.

  "Do not be alarmed," said the Queen. "You have set Secret in motion. Our bronze giants carry us forth." The Queen looked sad, but resolute. "Those of you who wish to leave may do so. Hog is a creature of despicable evil, yet a creature who knows the fates of all."

  "We all go to seek the advice of Lord Hog," said Piccolo resolutely.

  "The Great Bear's hairy knackers we are!" said Bear.

  "Vot about the other varriors you have called, my majesty?" asked Freudo. "Ve should vait for them."

  The Queen smiled fondly at his companion. "About that, you need not trouble yourself, Herr Doktor. There are no others." He looked at them all solemnly. "Between oblivion and life for all that remains in this sphere, dear Freudo, stand only we unfortunate few."

 

They made their way down to the
Flan
, and the Queen had lackeys re-equip the band, giving them fresh shot and powder for their guns.

  "A small secret of yours arrived a while back. You enjoy the fighting, and you enjoy your gun," said the Queen to Richards as a servant presented the AI with a box of ammunition.

  "No, I hate fighting," said Richards.

  "If you say," said the Queen. A mirthful twinkle, for a moment, sparked in his eye. "Do not be ashamed, for there are worse things in life than to fight for a just cause.

  "And now, my bold adventurers, you must be away." He smiled sadly. "I suppose, if you are successful, then one will know, for one's punishment will be unending. Ah! Such irony! But imprisonment is preferable to death, so you go with my blessings."

  The
Flan
's clamshell doors began to shut. "Remember! Do not trust Hog, yet do not fear him either. We know that there is only one thing in all the world he does not know, and he covets this information above all else. It is what he has been searching for his entire long existence. And you, Richards. You can tell him what it is."

  "Eh?" said Tarquin. "How come?"

  "The box, Tarquin, it held more than the way in. Look, I promise I'll explain everything later, OK? I can't say right now because then it won't be a secret, will it, and he'll know."

  "Oh," said Tarquin, "I see." He reconsidered. "Actually, I don't see."

  "You'll just have to wait."

  Piccolo twirled a bow. "Thank you, O Queen! And farewell!"

  "Your majesty," said Tarquin. "It has been a great honour."

  "See you around," said Bear.

  The doors shut with a clang.

  "You're such a suck-up," said Bear.

  "Am not," said Tarquin. "One must simply show due deference."

  "Ponce."

 

They stood on the earth by the edge of the world by a guillotine stroke through Reality 37; on one side, emerald grass dancing in a breeze; on the other, the long night of the Terror.

  Away from the edge of the world, the
Kylie
and
Flan
sat on the grass.

  Pylon 8,888,888 soared into the air on the very edge of the dark. Of all things in the world, it was only the pylons that seemed impervious to the void left by the Great Terror, provided, as Bear and Richards had seen, the line stayed whole. A defiant slash of rope stretched away from the edge of the land into eternity.

  "Lots of eights," said Richards. "Lucky for some." He glanced behind him where, in the distance, he could see the city being comported away like a giant's funeral bed. Right now, he almost envied the Queen his fate.

  "Hmmm," said Bear. "I'm not so sure this is a good idea, sunshine."

  "I don't think we've much choice, old bean," said Tarquin.

  "No," said Richards. "Now. We need a cable car."

  "And how are we supposed to get onto it? That pylon's at least a thousand feet tall," said Bear. "And how do we know there's one coming? They might all have been destroyed."

  "The cars belong to an older and darker power than Penumbra," said Tarquin. "There is always another one. Always."

  "Like Satan's bus service," muttered Richards.

  "Does it annoy you when Tarquin gets all portentous like that?" said Bear. "It annoys me."

  "Sergeant Bear, your problems with gravity are of little concern as of the moment. The question worrying me is whether or not these cars still pass," said Piccolo.

  "Well, whether they pass or not, this is the only way for us to see Hog," said Richards. "Let's get on with it." And he set off towards the pylon.

  "If that's what you want, sunshine." Bear followed Richards.

  "I cheer your boldness, but fear your chances of survival are slim," said Tarquin.

  "Oh, shut up," said Bear. "I still have my needle."

  "I'm coming, aren't I?" grumbled the lion.

  "Like you have much choice, captain coat."

  Piccolo ceased looking pensively up the pylon's heights, and turned abruptly to his assembled crew. "Men," he said. "Men, it has been a pleasure to fight with you, but now I feel I must bid you farewell. I cannot ask you to aid me now, I, a man who follows friends, and then only for the adventure. I would not demand you blindly stray into the perilous fields of my selfish endeavour. Stay here with the ships, as close as you can to the edge of the world. If I do not return within six days, flee. Try by whatever means you can to outlast the Terror, if it can be outlasted at all."

  There was a clamour from the pirates. Many of them demanded to be taken along. In the end Piccolo relented, and seven were selected, men as foolhardy as Piccolo and maybe even more crazed. But at the one man who clamoured the loudest of all, Piccolo shook his head sadly.

  "No, Bosun Mbotu, you are to stay here."

  "Captain!" cried the pirate, for he loved his captain as much as one murderous cutthroat can love another, which is to say quite a lot, until gold got in the way. "I insist! I will face the Hog with you."

  Piccolo grinned and walked up to the man. "Alas no! I would not put so good a servant as you in the way of harm," he declaimed. Then, much more quietly into the man's ear: "Besides, when I do come back, and before six days are out you should be sure, I want to be completely certain both my ships await me." He cast meaningful glances at some of the men, and Mbotu acknowledged that with a curt nod. "And if I do not return," shouted the captain, "then you shall be captain of this scurvy band, aye?"

  "Aye!" the pirates replied with a shout that was nine parts hearty and only one part treacherous.

  "Right then, fire up the boilers on the
Flan
, and prepare the grapples." He turned to the pylon, at whose base Richards and Bear stood grim-faced. "Gentlemen!" called the pirate dandy through cupped hands.

  "What?" said Richards.

  "Do you not think it a little foolish to climb so high when you have at your disposal the world's mightiest air machine?"

  "Oh, yeah!" said Bear. "I hadn't thought of that."

  "That's because you're a rather stupid kind of bear," said Tarquin.

 

After much wobbling and inching slowly across what was, to Richards' mind, a very thin rope, they stood upon one of the pylon's iron girders. It was as wide as a main road, and red as old blood.

  For a long hour they sat on the pylon's bones, chilled by a wind that playfully punched them towards the edge. It lowed sadly as it was parsed by the giant cable, tinkling as it hit the end of Reality 37's tortured terrain. Richards watched the blackness. Bursts of colour flashed as the air obliterated itself upon the wall of the void.

  As Richards stared at this tiny firework display, there was a violent lurch and a loud rumble, and all the world was shaking. The pylon shook, its ancient metal groaning. Rivets pinged from the ironwork amid a snow of rust. With an almighty rush, the earth about the pylon collapsed in on itself, sucked away to nothing. The noise of its shattering was deafening. Richards and the others clung on for dear life.

  It stopped.

  The pylon stood upon an island of bedrock and old concrete, its bare metal roots exposed. To the west, over the remaining land, the two airships hovered uncertainly. They backed away, but remained in sight of the free-floating pylon.

  "Nuts," said Bear. "I suppose we have no choice but to wait now."

  They sat there for a while. Not as much as a whole day, thought Richards, because he did not become hungry, but it was certainly late afternoon when the first black car trundled unsteadily past. It was hard to tell; time had no meaning in the void.

  The car was the colour of charcoal. The first indication they had of its approach was the squeaking of unoiled wheels. It ground slowly past, a large "four" daubed crudely on the side.

  Bear stood up to leap. Richards shook his head. "Not that one."

  In appearance the car was like a railway boxcar, but many times larger. It hung from an arm five times the height of Bear, and was bigger in volume than a stack of shipping containers. They watched in silence as it went past, listened to it bang as the wheels upon the arm bumped over the cable support, then watched it go away. The whole spectacle took less than ten minutes.

  "And there we have it," said Tarquin. "I told you the black cars never stop running. Not even for the end of the world."

  They didn't have to wait very long before another appeared, a black dot on the horizon.

  "Number?" asked Richards.

  "An eight," said Piccolo, and handed his telescope over to Richards. Richards nodded.

  "That's the one."

  "Men, make ready!" yelled Piccolo. "Prepare the grapples!"

  "Aye, cap'n!" replied the pirates. The seven men swarmed along the beams either side of the pylon line. They made fast the ends of the ropes to the superstructure and, with practised ease, tossed the grapples onto the car as it neared the pylon. Six of the hooks wrapped themselves round the central arm or hooked in cracks, only the seventh bouncing from the wood with a meaty thud.

  "Now!" said Piccolo. "Quickly! We must get aboard!" All at once, everyone ran for the ropes. Bear swung along arm over arm, followed by Richards and the pirates. "Faster! Faster!" shouted Piccolo. The cables tightened as the car rumbled past, pulling them up into the air. One by one they scrambled aboard. Bear first, then some of the pirates, then Piccolo. Richards soon after, helped up by two of Piccolo's crew. The car drew away, its progress little slowed by the lines. The ropes creaked. They hummed with tension, before splitting apart with a series of cracks.

  "A fine job, lads! A fine job!" said Piccolo, panting.

  Richards began to push himself up off the floor, then stopped. Through a gap in the rough timber he could see movement and the glint of an eye. Something looked back up at him. He could dimly make out porcine shapes. "The car's not empty," he said, and was greeted by a chorus of grunts and squeals.

  "Did you expect it to be?" asked Bear.

  Richards shrugged. "All I got were numbers and a map."

  As their eyes adjusted to the darkness, they saw that the pigs' silhouettes were a little off. All were wearing clothes.

  "Arrrr!" said one of the pirates. "At least we be having something to eat, and I's can get me a new pair o' boots while's I is about it. Arrrrrr!"

  Richards explained where the pigs came from. And about Circus. The pirate went pale.

  "This is it," said Richards. "Lord Hog, here we come."

 

Lord Hog's lair was an inverted mountain. Its splayed roots faced heavenwards, peak pointing down in the direction of the other place. Its stone was the colour of a corpse killed by asphyxiation. If geological processes had forced such a mountain into being, they are best left undescribed.

  Although it was called the Anvil, it was more akin in shape to a clawed hand. Within the palm lay the temple of Hog, from where, Tarquin said, he ruled his subjects with an iron trotter.

  Only the broad sweep of these details was visible to the stowaways on board the cable car, intent as they were on hacking away at the roof.

  "Come on! We've not got much time!" said Richards. The car was closing in on the final pylon; from there the cable descended steeply to a turnaround at the base of the mountain.

  "We're going as fast as we can, sunshine," grunted Bear, as he punched at the roof. It was ancient wood, seasoned by evil purpose. It splintered slowly and, although already there was a hole big enough for the men to slip through, Bear would not fit.

  "Phew!" said Bear, "this stuff is harder than it looks." His gauntlets and fur were smudged with sticky creosote.

  "Don't stop, man! We will be there in seconds."

  "Tarky," said Bear, "I don't think it matters. I'm not going in. If I'm in there I'll blow the plan. They'll never think I'm a pig. Look, you lot go in there and hide. I'll lie flat on the roof."