A gray-haired woman with a perm tight enough to offer the bonus of an eyebrow lift took my money and rang it up on an old-fashioned cash register.
“You folks travelin’?” she inquired as she peered between the posters at the motor home. Unlike the man outside, she sounded hungry for small talk.
“Just seeing the countryside.” To divert attention from myself, which is what I usually try to do, I asked, “Is your town named for some special Stanley?”
“Zeke Stanley. Story goes he was the slickest thief and card shark in three states. Could steal yer horse out from under you right while you was settin’ on it.”
An impressive though questionable talent, but possibly one that would interest my friend Mac MacPherson, who wanders the country looking for little-known places and events to write about in his travel articles. I’d been thinking our paths might cross somewhere on the road, but so far that hadn’t happened.
“’Course, ol’ Zeke eventually got hung for his troubles. Used the same rope he’d just stole from a guy he was playin’ cards with to hang ’im, they did. Called poker justice, ain’t it?”
I thought she probably meant poetic justice, but perhaps, in Zeke’s case, poker justice was appropriate.
The door opened, and the man stuck his head inside. “Left front tire’s runnin’ low. I knocked on yer door, but I cain’t rouse nobody. Want me to air ’er up?”
Even the woman looked surprised. Three whole sentences in a row.
“Yes, I’d appreciate that. Thank you.”
The woman inspected me again after the door closed. “You ain’t travelin’ alone, aire you?”
“Well, uh, yes, I am.”
I expected disapproval and dire warnings, but instead she just tilted her permed head in curiosity. “Don’t you git lonely?”
It was a question I’d heard before, and I answered it as I always did. “No, I’m fine. Traveling alone can be a wonderful adventure.” I thought about adding, as I’d heard another woman traveling alone say, “My cat’s better company than most husbands. Never argues and doesn’t snore.”
However, dearly as I love Koop, I can’t say he’s better company than a husband. I also have to admit that, even though I’m enjoying my traveling adventures, and the Lord is always with me, sometimes I do get a bit lonely.
“You headed anywhere particular?” the woman asked.
“Not really.” The words unexpectedly struck me as more dismal than adventurous.
“What’re you doin’ in Stanley?”
“Just passing through.”
She nodded sagely. “That’s what most people do in Stanley. Kids, they pick up’n leave soon as they can figure a way to get outta town.” She paused, and her old blue eyes went dreamy. “That’s what I’d like to do someday. Me’n Tom, git us a motor home like your’n, put pedal to the metal, and just
go
.”
“It’s the kind of thing you should do while you still have each other,” I advised impulsively. Harley and I had always intended to travel together, but we never got around to it before he was gone.
I put my hand to the back of my neck and rubbed at muscles that were beginning to feel stiff as dried jerky. The incident with the pickup, even if it had turned out to be a non-incident, had left me feeling kind of strung out. I didn’t want to drive any farther today. “Is there an RV park around here somewhere?”
“Old Man Feister rents out a few trailer spaces. Mostly permanent locals, but he takes in an RVer now’n then. You go to the left at the Y down the road. Little farther on, gravel road turns off to the right. Miser Lane.” She giggled, as if the name were an inside joke. “But you gotta watch close. It’s easy to miss. Feister’s place ain’t much, but it’s cheap. And there’s a nice creek. Tell ’im Annie sent you.”
Cheap sounded good. Even with an occasional free night in a rest area or Wal-Mart parking lot, living on the road was costing more than was comfortable on my limited Social Security and CD income. “Okay, Annie, thank you. I might do that.” Then, to get off the subject of my plans, and because, as always, I was curious about the people I met, I asked, “Were you born around here?”
“No. Come from Iowa. Not much to do ’round here,” she added, “but we got a nice little church with a potluck every Wednesday night.”
“Sounds great.” It truly did. Old Man Feister’s place, just outside Stanley, Tennessee, was surely the middle-of-nowhere kind of spot the Braxtons would never think to look for me. With a creek and a potluck as a bonus.
“You take care now, hear?” she said as I opened the door.
“You too.” I gave her a thumbs-up sign. We little old ladies of the world have to stick together.
Outside, Taciturn Tom was running water in a tank for the mule. I waved and got a jerk of his head in response. I started the engine and threaded my way around the potholes. Three miles down the road I took the left fork at the Y. It would be good to stop and relax for a few days.
But a half mile farther on I saw it. My heart shimmied. My toes cramped. My teeth tingled. Bad vibes. Very bad vibes.
It was the pickup, closer now. Dirty white color. A dented fender. Silhouettes of two people in the cab. No coincidence here. They’d hidden and waited to see which fork I took. The orange fur on Koop’s back popped up like porcupine quills.
I started looking frantically for Miser Lane. If I could get off the main road, into the safety of people and trailers . . .
Too late. I saw the leaning sign for Miser Lane just as the motor home sailed past it.
It wouldn’t have meant safety anyway, I realized regretfully. Because the Braxtons would have my location pinned down, and they’d figure a way to get me.
My only chance was to lose them.
I tightened my hands on the steering wheel, swallowed hard, and did what Annie back in Stanley wanted to do. I put pedal to the metal and
went
.
The pickup speeded up right with me. We raced down the two-lane highway in excellent movie-chase form, screeching around curves, barreling around slower traffic, tearing across railroad tracks just before the gates came down to block traffic from an oncoming train. All we needed was the usual dénouement of the movie chase scene, the flaming crash. Which, I hoped, would be them, not Koop and me.
No crash. No flames. Just an ominous whine in the motor home’s engine echoed by an ominous jab in my left temple. One of us was going to blow.
Fortunately, what blasted through first was a realization that the persons most likely to get hurt here were some innocent bystanders. I guiltily slowed down. So did the pickup. When we met a state police car a few minutes later, we were both moving as sedately as if we were in a Fourth of July parade.
I didn’t know whether to be relieved or even more uneasy. Apparently the two men did not have in mind pulling some spectacular road stunt. But they obviously had
something
in mind. Following until I had to stop, then whopping me over the head with a hubcap? Sneaking up and committing some deadly vandalism in the night? Or something more sophisticated with propane lines and barred doors and “accidental” asphyxiation? (“Out-of-state woman and cat found dead of fumes in untidy motor home. Elder carelessness suspected.”)
I decided this lightly traveled road was not the place to be with killers stalking me. At the next crossroads I turned south, and an hour later hit busy Interstate 40 headed toward Memphis. But by the time I reached the city, the pickup was still with me.
Okay, maybe I could lose them in Memphis. I took an exit. So did the pickup. We plowed into an area of motels, gas stations, and fast food outlets. I drove sedately into a gas station as if I intended to fill up, but at the last minute I gunned the engine and zipped out the far side. I went a few blocks and turned. Again and again.
A line plotting my movements would look like the path of a hyperactive worm with a fixation on geometric turns.
I couldn’t tell if I’d lost them, but eventually I lost
me,
wandering through everything from an area of industrial warehouses to another of gated estates. Finally, in a residential neighborhood of modest homes, I pulled under the branches of an overhanging tree and parked. It was almost dark now. I waited apprehensively.
As a card-carrying member of the Aged into Invisibility generation of women, I can count on being invisible in any number of situations. Store clerks often can’t see me. Young men, especially in the presence of a young woman, never know I exist. In any given crowd, I am as unnoticed as the birds pecking at crumbs on the ground. But, encased in a few thousand pounds of motor home, my visibility quotient rises.
Still, after half an hour, no dirty pickup with dented fender had pulled in behind or cruised past. A good sign, but I knew it was too early to count my escape a success. I figured my stalkers would assume I had to stop for the night and perhaps start checking parking lots or RV parks. A gray-haired little old lady couldn’t just keep on truckin’ down the interstate, right? I was tired, but truckin’ on was exactly what this LOL intended to do.
I rolled from Memphis to Little Rock, grabbed a few hours sleep in a mall parking lot, and later filled up with gas in Ft. Smith. By midafternoon I was in Oklahoma City. I was hopeful I’d ditched my hawk-eyed friends in the pickup, but I still felt about as safe as a possum crossing the road in traffic.
Why? Because now the two men were familiar with both the appearance of my motor home and the license plate number. Although they may well have had that information before they began tailing me. So even if they weren’t right behind me at the moment, they might still pick up my trail.
On sudden impulse I didn’t head west out of Oklahoma City as I’d originally planned and as I hoped the guys in the pickup assumed I’d do. Instead I made a sudden switchback to the southeast, heading out through Norman and then on through ever smaller towns. Wherever there was a choice of roads, I chose what looked like the least traveled.
And the farther southeast I went, the more surprised I was. I’d always thought of Oklahoma (whatever little thought I’d ever given Oklahoma, I must admit) as just one featureless plain, flat and bare enough to make the world’s largest bowling alley. Not so. Here was good farmland, rivers and lakes, and by dusk I was into thickly forested hills, with real mountains not far in the distance.
By now I was both physically and mentally frazzled from long hours of driving, my neck stiff from craning it in all directions and keeping watch for a dirty white pickup with a dented fender. I decided that at the next likely looking place, I was stopping for the night.
And just around the next bend, there it was! A sign saying Dulcy, Oklahoma. An optimistic announcement, I decided a moment later, since I saw no evidence of a town. Oh yes, there it was up ahead, a neon lariat endlessly circling a café sign. Closer I spotted a metal building with a dusty parking lot and a sign that said Dulcy Farm Supply. At this hour the store was closed, and I didn’t see that bane of all RVers, a No Overnight Parking sign. The lot was also well lit with a couple of big yard lights. Yes! I whipped into the lot, pulled over close to the building, and shut off the engine.
I stretched my tired back and heard a popping sound in my neck. But I was home, at least for the night. “This is what’s nice about an RV, isn’t it, Koop? Home is wherever your wheels are parked.”
I opened the door for a quick inspection, with Koop peering out between my ankles. The air smelled like pine and hay, with a hint of barbecue somewhere, and a stream gurgled in the grassy field on the far side of the road. Nice. But I didn’t see any particular reason to linger in Dulcy, and I figured on being up and gone long before the store opened in the morning. Maybe I’d head on down to Texas.
Koop and I had a quick dinner, I read a bit in Romans, and then I climbed up to bed, beat. Outrunning Braxtons is tiring work.
Especially when I couldn’t be sure I
had
outrun them. Just because I hadn’t spotted them didn’t mean they weren’t out there.
I heard a few trucks go by in the night, and once a train whistled in the distance, like some lonely creature calling for its mate. But neither those night sounds, nor that nagging worry about the two men in the pickup, kept me from sleeping peacefully.
Maybe too peacefully, because I was not up and away at crack of dawn as I intended. I was still asleep, Koop curled against my backside, when hammering on the door woke us. I lay there, heart also hammering, as the whole motor home shook under the onslaught.
“Hey, anyone in there?” a woman’s voice called.
A female Braxton? Had they switched teams on me? The bed in my motor home is up over the driver and passenger seats. I leaned over the edge and warily tried to figure out what was going on. A beam of sunlight shafted through a gap in the curtains beside the bed.
“I’m here,” I finally called back since it appeared the woman intended to pound until someone answered or the door collapsed, whichever came first.
“I’m sorry to bother you, but I can’t get my hay truck up to the loading dock with your rig parked here.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll move right away.” I hastily climbed down the short ladder and, still in the skimpy pajamas my grandniece Sandy had given me—from Victoria’s Secret, of all places—scooted into the driver’s seat. I shoved back the curtains across the windshield, pulled across the parking lot, and watched the woman expertly back the big truck up to the loading dock.
A few minutes later she came to the door again. By this time I’d put on jeans and an old sweatshirt and had a pot of coffee going. I opened the door a crack, uncertain if I was about to be threatened, peremptorily ordered off the premises, cited for trespassing, or what.
“You okay?” she asked.
The concern in her voice surprised me. So did the woman herself. Given the strength of hammering on my door, I expected someone young and belligerent, probably with a gold ring hooked into some unlikely portion of her anatomy, but this woman was near my own age, and her smile was friendly. Her elegant white hair and gentle face suggested she belonged in a church choir, but her body was long and lean and competent looking in faded jeans and plaid shirt rolled up to her elbows. Pearl earrings completed the unlikely combination. At her feet a small black and white, bulldoggish-looking animal inspected me with big, inquisitive eyes.