One Rough Man (25 page)

Jennifer was about to respond when I cut her off, looking at the woman manning the trinket counter. “Please, I know it sounds paranoid, but I’d rather do this somewhere else.”

She printed both pages and we left, returning to the hotel. Along the way, I told Jennifer what I thought.

“It looked like a drunk had written the passage because it’s a free Internet translation. Basically, it’s a cheap-ass computer giving you exactly what it sees. The point of those things is to get you to buy a better translation. It’s like you said, ‘Last one home is a rotten egg,’ and that was translated into Arabic as ‘The long dead dropping from the bird is owned by the man who has the last house.’ We don’t know what idioms they used that the computer doesn’t understand, but the direct translation says some things that support the fact that those guys are up to no good.”

“Really?” Jennifer looked at me in surprise. “What did you see?”

“Let’s get back to the hotel and I’ll show you.”

Twenty minutes later we sat at the cheap desk in our room, the translated printout in front of us. I pointed at what I had seen. “Look, ignoring the bad grammar, you find the following words:
weapon, Zionist, Persians, destroy,
and
infidels.
On top of that, you’ve got all the “Praise Allah” stuff. I’m starting to believe your crazy theory. At the least, I’m starting to believe that there might be some terrorists, and
they
believe your theory.”

“Terrorists? Seriously? What do you make of the translation? Can you figure anything out from it?”

“Well, taking it at face value, I can make some assumptions. Rearranging it a little bit we get something that appears a little clearer.” Working with the translation, I ended up with:

Trip took our rotary [for good]
(No Idea).
We have sight to the enemy hits far in country his.
(We have the sight to hit the far enemy in his country).
We established weapon that the Zionist inside the searching will wipe the poison he causes the enemy far to the Persians destroy.
(We have a poison weapon that the Zionists were searching for which will cause the far enemy to destroy the Persians.)
In Allah’s name, the Merciful, the Compassionate, we will rejoice in the destruction from all [[‘iynfydls].,
(Praise Allah, we will rejoice in the destruction of all infidels.)
Hope responds with blessing to new task, or says us the path to takes.
(We hope you respond blessing our new task, or tell us the path to take.)

Putting it together, I came up with:

Praise be to Allah, peace and prayers be upon the Prophet of God. We have the sight to hit the far enemy in his country. We have a poison weapon that the Zionists were searching for which will cause the far enemy to destroy the Persians. In Allah’s name, the Merciful, the Compassionate, we will rejoice in the destruction of all infidels. We hope you respond blessing our new task, or tell us the path to take
.

Jennifer read it, asking, “I don’t get it. Who’s the far enemy? Jewish people?”

“We’re the far enemy. It’s what Al Qaeda calls the United States and anyone who supports us. Basically, the West.”

“So this is saying that they’re going to attack us? What’s the Zionist-Persian thing?”

“
Zionists
in Arabic would translate into Israelis. Persians are Iranians. Looking at what I came up with, I’m sure it’s not right. There’s no way that the Israelis are looking for a Mayan poison weapon.” I paused, thinking, “Unless your uncle was Jewish. They could mean that
he
was looking for it. Was he Jewish?”

Jennifer shook her head. “No. If anything, he was atheist. I don’t have any Jewish relatives as far as I know. What’s up with all the ‘Praise Allah’ stuff? It sounds fake, like someone stereotyping an Arab. Do they really talk like that?”

“Not every Arab, but devout Muslims do—which by definition, a jihadist is. All those guys use about ten sentences for every one that means anything. You can’t ask them the time of day without them spouting off four sentences kissing Allah’s ass before they look at their watch.”

I pushed back from the table. “Okay. I think we ought to stick with what we know out of the message. The fact that they mention kicking Persian ass means they’re probably not supported by Iran. That knocks out Hezbollah and the Shiites, and since they talk about the far enemy, they probably believe in the doctrine of Al Qaeda. So . . . I’d say they’re Sunni Arabs affiliated with Al Qaeda. They’re also asking for a blessing on the mission, so whatever they’re doing is not what they were sent to do. They’re basically asking permission.”

I leaned back, putting my hands behind my head. “So, we have a couple of AQ terrorists sent to Guatemala to do some sort of evil activity, who then got sidetracked by the story of the weapon, and are now trying to get the weapon to do something horrible against the U.S., the Israelis, the Iranians, or all three.”

Jennifer halfway nodded. “Okay. What do we do now? Go to the embassy or wait until we get to the U.S.?”

“Well, I think we should try the embassy. I think I can get us in to the CIA. If not, we can always fly home. The key will be talking to the Agency. They’ll be the only shop that won’t care about the path of destruction we’ve left in our wake. Sound good?”

“I thought you said we couldn’t find the CIA.”

“I’m not saying it’ll work. But I know how embassies operate, and how to find the CIA in the maze. If we get to the right guy, and I can get him to send a cable to headquarters, I can guarantee that the cable will be read.”

“Okay. If you say so. What do we do now?”

“We take the first bus out of here to Belmopan. That’s where the embassy is. I’ve been there a few times.”

The shadows created by the dropping sun told me we weren’t going anywhere today. I looked at my watch. “It’s past seven now, so we’ve probably missed the last bus, but we can check the schedule for tomorrow.”

She didn’t look convinced but followed me out the door. Before I could lock it, Jennifer backed into me, her face ashen.

“The asshole that kidnapped me is in the lobby. He’s talking to the clerk.”

T
he hotel had only six rooms. A simple establishment built around an old colonial house, it had a balcony that extended out past our room and overlooked the front desk, with stairwells coming up left and right to our floor. Looking down I saw a Caucasian and a native discussing something with the clerk. The clerk pointed in our direction, and before I could move, the men were looking right at Jennifer and me. Time froze for a fraction of a second. Jennifer broke it, racing down the hallway toward the access to the roof veranda. The men immediately sprang into action, taking the far stairwell to cut her off.

Shit
.

It wasn’t the course of action I would have chosen, but I didn’t bother yelling. Too late for that. Jennifer had committed us, and I had no choice but to follow, although going to the roof was possibly the worst choice. We couldn’t jump off a three-story building.

We raced up the small stairwell and broke out onto the roof. I slammed the door shut and jammed a deck chair up against it. Jennifer kept going to the railing, looking down. I surveyed the area, determining what I had to fight with, which was pretty much nothing. We were on a small ten-foot-by-ten-foot veranda. No weapons, no room to dodge and fight two men.

Jennifer shouted over her shoulder, “You can climb down this, can’t you? You’ve had some type of badass commando training, right?”

I couldn’t believe how stupid that question was.

“Yeah, I can, but I sure as shit can’t do it with you on my back. Get over here in the corner and stay down.”

Jennifer bent down and tore off her sandals, throwing them over the side, followed by the knapsack she was using as a purse. “Don’t worry about me.”

Before I could stop her, she vaulted the balcony and disappeared. I ran over to the railing. Jennifer was already at the second level and scampering down the building like a monkey.

I was about to vault the railing myself when I heard the men hammer the door from the inside. The deck chair gave a foot. There was no way I could make it to the bottom before they reached the rail, and I’d be an easy target. I raced back, stopping on the side of the foot-long crack held in place by the deck chair, waiting on the men to break through.

They hammered the door twice more, finally causing the deck chair to fly off. The first man ran out with his pistol extended in one hand, breaking into the darkness of the deck and silhouetted by the light of the stairwell.

As soon as he was clear of the door, I grabbed the hand holding his pistol and used his own momentum to slingshot him up and over the railing of the deck, letting him fall the forty feet below. Turning, I saw the second man, the Caucasian, coming through the door, pistol at the ready. The sudden darkness from the light of the stairwell gave me an edge, as the man searched the gloom for a target he couldn’t yet see. I kicked out hard and launched his pistol over the railing.

The force of the kick caused me to rotate slightly, getting rid of the immediate threat but exposing me to a counterassault. He wasted no time, giving me a roundhouse kick to my upper thigh that damn near crippled me. I went to a knee, collapsing my arms around my head to protect it. He followed with a snap-kick. My arms absorbed the blow, but it knocked me over. Hitting my back, I saw him close in for the kill, my position vulnerable for an endgame. I rose up on my arms like a crab and lashed out for his nearest leg with my foot, forcing him to back up and allowing me to regain my base. Back on my feet, we circled each other.

“I’m glad you got rid of the weapon,” he said. “I’d rather beat you to death for the trouble you’ve caused. You should have hidden the Suburban. Not too many ways to go on that highway.”

English accent.
I said nothing, simply watching his technique. He had his hands raised chin high, balled into fists with his palms facing the ground. He bounced lightly on his feet, alternating between right and left, with one always poised to snap out and strike. A Muay Thai stance, so he had some training.
But Muay Thai’s a stand-up game. Get his ass on the ground, and he’s mine.

He continued. “Where’d the little honey go? I’m looking forward to spending a little time with her. Once I get rid of you, she and I are going to get very well acquainted.”

I ignored his banter, wondering why he wasn’t forcing the fight. It dawned on me what he was doing.
He’s stalling. He’s got backup on the way. No time to fuck around.

I waited for him to dance forward again, then shot inside his striking range, blocking a palm strike and following up with a right cross to the side of his head. I clinched him, grabbing his left biceps and controlling that arm, but before I could get my head into his chest he clocked me with a wicked elbow from the right, hammering right above my eye and causing an explosion of my vision. The blow broke the weak dam holding my blackness back, letting the beast loose. I now no longer wanted to escape. I wanted to destroy. I collapsed into him, protecting my head by pressing into his chest and completing the clinch. He gave me a useless blow to my back, and I was where I wanted to be.

I stretched my lower body back and drilled my knee into his inner thigh, hitting the tangle of nerves there, causing him to jerk in an attempt to escape. He raised his knee to attempt the same on me, but I was twisted away from the strike and waiting. I grabbed underneath the raised knee and launched forward with all of my might. He instinctively rotated to absorb the fall with his upper body, and I obliged, driving him full-force into the deck.

I ended up on his back in a rear-mount, his body facing the deck, the most vulnerable position I could ever imagine. He continued to fight furiously, trying to achieve dominance, but he had little skill on the ground. I pinned his arms with my legs and wrapped my right arm around his head, putting his forehead in the crook of my elbow and locking my hands together.
Good night, asshole.

I bent his head back, listening to his rasping breath. When I got as far as I could, I hopped up onto the small of his back with my knee, freeing up his arms. Before he could react, I yanked to the rear, keeping his back pinned with my knee. He gave a guttural scream, then I felt his spine snap. The sensation sickened me a little, breaking my rage.

I rolled off him, gasping for air, a little ashamed of what I had done. Maybe a little afraid.
You didn’t have to kill him.
I heard movement and immediately rotated into a fighting crouch, only to see Jennifer in front of me.

“Jesus Christ!” she said. “Are you okay?”

I relaxed and wiped the sweat from my brow. When my hand came away, it was coated in blood.
The elbow strike
.

“Yeah. Just a small cut. Head wounds bleed a lot.”

“What about him?”

I looked at the body, maybe lifeless, maybe not, and couldn’t bring myself to tell the truth. “I knocked him out. He’s not a threat.”

I walked over to the body and ripped a section of shirt, pressing it into my forehead to stop the bleeding. “Did you see anyone in the lobby? Anyone else coming up?”

“Huh?”

“The hotel lobby. Did you see anyone? Can we go out that way?”

“I didn’t go through the lobby. I climbed back up.”

Is she fucking kidding?
“You climbed back up here? On the side of the building?”

“Yeah. There was a guy who came over the rail. I guess you threw him. He hit the ground hard, but he was still moving. I knocked him out with a rock and then waited on you to come down. When you didn’t, I figured maybe I could help.”

She was looking at me like she had done something wrong. I was having a hard time getting my head around the story.

“Well, get ready to go back down. This guy was waiting for backup, and they’re going to be here any second. Can you get down a second time?”