Owned: A Mafia Menage Romance (66 page)

Lyle and Owen shot each other a look and then both gave me their full and complete attention. Having their eyes on me at the same time was intense, like a blast of sunlight you’re not expecting. Owen lowered his chin and dropped his eyes to my feet, sliding his gaze back up excruciatingly slowly.

He’s testing you. Hold on!

I didn’t move a muscle, just clenched my jaw and raised an eyebrow so that when he finished scouring my curves with his eyes and met my gaze, I would have an appropriately confident expression on my face.

“So, we should definitely talk,” Owen said in a low, dry voice. His gaze nearly pierced me but miraculously, I didn’t falter. I hadn’t even considered the possibility that I’d see both of them at the same time when I assembled my fortitude for this mission. I assumed it would only be Owen. I needed to get him on his own if I was going to have any chance of holding myself together.

“We should all talk,” Lyle added.

All?

What?

Owen sighed, his mouth open as though about to say something. He shot Lyle another glance, and Lyle quirked an eyebrow and nodded once.

“Right,” Owen said finally, as though something had been decided.

What just happened here?

“Tonight we have a… thing,” Lyle suggested. “We can discuss it there.”

“Yes!” Owen replied. “That’s an excellent idea. Brienne, will you accompany us to the Avery tonight? We’re hosting an event…. Give you a chance to meet the key players, get to know the different lines of business…”

Meet the key players… Lines of business…  That sounds legit.

Oh my god I am in completely over my head.

“I’m not sure--” I stammered, feeling myself beginning to falter. My facade began to crumple at the edges and I wondered how much time I had left.

“You can tell us where you think you fit in,” Lyle offered reasonably. I saw a squint pass over his eyes. Could he tell I was bluffing, putting up a front?

 I scanned the room over their heads as a last-ditch effort to seem like I had any kind of control over my faculties anymore.

“Uhmmm, yes I think I can do that,” I said, amazed that I still sounded halfway sane.

“Great!” Owen said, clapping his hands together once and then rubbing the palms in some very sexy circles.

Those are the hands that held me up.

I bit my lips together, aware how very close I was to making yet another moany-type noise. If I wasn’t careful, these guys were going to think I was a complete nympho.

“It’s black tie, starts at nine. Can we have a car pick you up?”

“I’ll meet you,” I countered, instantly and cringingly aware that my homeless status might not convey a professional appearance.

“And... Can you wear something like that blue thing from yesterday?” Lyle asked suddenly. I turned to him, my jaw falling open a little bit, unsure what to say. My brain suddenly went red-level alarm status.

Mission abort! Abort! Retreat!

“I’m sure I can find something appropriate,” I said cagily, watching to see if he looked away. He definitely did not.

“I know you can,” he said in a low, sultry voice, taking a half step toward me. The air between us practically crackled with electricity and I was tempted to just let it flow through me. I hadn’t felt this way in… well, ever.

Well, except for when Owen was in front of me.

“I’ll see you at nine then,” I croaked in a throaty whisper that used the last drop of composure I had.

He held my gaze for just another moment and I stayed as still as a wax model of myself, afraid I would shatter if I attempted anything more. Then he cut his eyes toward Owen and turned on his heel.

“Nine, then,” Owen repeated with a model-perfect grin, following his brother toward the doors.

I did it,
 I congratulated myself as they walked away, giving me a fine view of a pair of muscular asses in form-fitting trousers.
I totally pulled it off. I was confident and not insane. I did not babble. I even pulled off the super-heated sexual tension thing like a proper bombshell.

They totally fell for it. They totally think that’s the real me. Melita is going to be so proud.

Oh my god. I am in so much trouble.

“You shaved your chocha? What on earth made you do that?!”

“Wellllll…. I mean… I don’t know. It seemed like a good idea?”

“It’s a
great
 idea,” Melita said, moving my suitcases under the wooden table with her foot and dropping the tablecloth over them. “It’s just a little, you know… Not really your brand, is it?”

“Well, no, it’s not my brand at all! I stood there panting and heaving like a porn star, when I was trying to be professional. I just wanted to seem confident, but it was like… I could not stop thinking about my crotch.”

“Yeah, that’s kind of the point,” she agreed.

“Does everybody just
do that
?” I asked in disbelief.

She pursed her lips thoughtfully. “Well not everybody, but… Maybe you’re a little more, uh, reserved than a lot of people. Your cootch was probably excited to be set free!”

“They think I’m a skank,” I moaned, drawing the crocheted afghan over my forehead. Even though it was sweltering in the bungalow, I liked the familiar feel of the blanket on me.

“Oh, come on. It’s good,” she said, folding her legs under her on the flowered sofa next to me. “It’s a good thing. You did good! Guys don’t think like that anyway. I bet you made a helluvan impression.”

“You don’t think I went too far?”

Silence.

“Oh my goooodddddddd,” I groaned.

“Come on, I’m just kidding,” she said unconvincingly. “But, Bree-- Bree?”

“What,” I grumbled from inside my tent.

 “This isn’t like… a sign?”

“A sign?”

“Well… you’re not going to shave your head or anything?”

I flipped the blanket down and stared at her. Her face was all twisted with concern. Just the right amount of concern, though: true and earnest.

“Why would I shave my head?”

She shrugged. “That’s how you crazy white girls do in the movies. I dunno. Every time you get a big life event,
whack
, no more hair!”

“I thought you would be proud of me.”

She raised her palms to the ceiling. “Oh I am proud of you, girl, you have no idea. I just wish I could have been there! I’da cut that bitch! And him! I cannot
believe
 you just walked out without, like a good nut-punch or
anything
!”

My head fell back on the sofa, half wishing I could see whatever it was on the ceiling she was always talking to.

“Nope, no nut-punch,” I admitted.

“And you just let her get away too.”

“Well, I left him a note?”

“Oh a note?” she said, her eyebrows going up. “What did the note say? Where did you leave it?”

“Um, on his car. It said You Suck.”

She nodded sincerely. “Wow.”

“Shut up.”

“You suck,” she repeated, her voice gravely sarcastic. “You really said all that?”

“Yeah OK, well… You know what? He does suck. And so does she. I can’t help it if I couldn’t come up with anything better, you know, on the spot like that.”

Melita nodded seriously. I knew if it were her, there would have been some impressive fireworks. She would have made the nightly news. Or not - they probably wouldn’t have ever caught her, she’s so cagey.

“Yeah,” I said finally, letting defeat wash over me like a warm, suffocating bath, “well, I guess that’s that. Both of them. Just… They win.”

The words cartwheeled through my mind.
They win.
 They sure did win. It all must have seemed so funny to them. I never even had a clue. How long had they been winning for? I cringed to think how casual they seemed about it as they were conspiring to rip my guts out. Whitney definitely seemed comfortable in my house.

“Noooo,” Melita said, her voice drawing out for a long time. “They don’t win. They are stuck with each other.
You
 win. You got out, washed that man right outta your hair and outta your vazheen, and look at you. Taking the bull by the china shop--”

“I think you mean horns.”

“Well yeah, girl! That’s the spirit! Grab ahold of them horns!”

“Huuuurgggghhhhh,” I groaned, dragging the afghan over my face again. “No I just wanna hide, Mel. I don’t wanna grab anything.”

“No!” she barked, whipping the blanket off my face. “There will be no hiding, Bree, do you hear me? You already started this
so good
, girl, I mean damn. You’re going to finish what you started. You’re going to go to the thing and get the job you deserve…. Oooh!”

She clapped her hands under her chin, her cheeks plump and pink.

“Did I tell you I was proud of you?” she squealed.

I nodded, trying not to wriggle under her praise though it was just about the only good emotion in my body right then.

“Because I am
so proud of you
!” she practically yelled, eyes to the heavens.

“Well, I was kind of hoping you would be,” I admitted.

“You’re movin on up!”

“Yeah, yeah,” I chuckled. It was hard to resist her upbeat attitude when she was in full-on enthusiasm mode. I could feel it seeping through me like sunlight, although the dark boiling slime of anger and sadness still bubbled just below the light. It was going to be hard to ignore.

“I’m sorry I can’t sit with Tomas tonight,” I said. “I hate letting you down at a time like this.”

She waved her hand in the air like it was no big deal.

“Mama said she’d do it. No worries. It’s not like I’m going to be out super late anyway.”

“Not the magician then?”

“Oh lord!” she rolled her eyes dramatically. “Didn’t I tell you what happened with him?”

“Nope,” I said, cuddling up to a more comfortable position and getting ready to hear the story. Melita had been picking the most unusual profiles off this internet dating site under the theory that they had to be the most genuine. Nobody would claim to be a magician who wasn’t, right?

So far the results hadn’t been stellar. The guy whose profile picture featured the pink bedspread and the samurai sword raised over his head turned out to have… well, a girlfriend and a collection of samurai swords. Go figure. I thought that was pretty obvious but Melita still believed she was going to find an undiscovered treasure if she just dug deep enough, like pulling a Gucci crocodile tote out of the dollar bin at the thrift store.

The magician's profile picture showed him peeking out from behind a fan of cards, naturally. More photos on his profile showed him tearing cards into pieces with a wide-eyed expression of dramatic surprise and pulling small red balls out of the various orifices on his head. I had high hopes for the magician.

“Well, we already knew that he lived with his mama,” she started.

“Yeah, which was not that weird.”

“It's weird if you're 50 years old,” she said, her head bobbling on her neck like it was attached by a spring. “But I was willing to overlook that because she is like 90 and maybe he's just a good boy who takes care of his mama.”

“Which could be a delightful character attribute,” I said helpfully.

She fanned her fingers and nodded once. “That's what I'm saying. I was, like, trying to keep an open mind. Just in case, you know.”

“So what happened?”

She seemed to get uncomfortable and shifted on the sofa, twisting up her features and squinting hard.

“Well, let me see if I can describe this to you. He takes me out to see a movie… But not any movie. Not, like, a grown-up movie. He takes me to see a cartoon.”

“Wait, what?”

She nodded vigorously.

“Yeah, not an adult movie with explosions and making out and stuff, you know, things that you might want to cuddle up to your date for. No. He wants us to go see a full-on kids movie with like songs and shit.”

“Huh.”

“So, I am just figuring this is going to be an entirely G-rated experience, right? I mean, what grown-ass man takes a grown-ass woman to see a kids’ movie?”

“I have no idea.”

She shrugged theatrically. “So imagine my surprise when we get back to his shiny Toyota and he suddenly… Oh, geez, how can I explain this? You know how a Pez candy dispenser will have a head on the top of it?”

“Yeah?”

“And you like push with your thumb and the mouth opens and the candy comes out but, like, the whole top of the head has to go backwards in order to do it? Yeah, it was like that. Like, he moves to kiss me or whatever…”

“Oh no!”

“And the whole top half of his head unhinges and he opens his mouth and it's like he's going to eat me or something! I mean, he just comes at me and instead of kissing me his mouth covers, like, the whole bottom half of my face. With slobber and everything!”