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The scientific leader began to shake. “Well, Your Majesty, there’s a small planet in the Andromeda galaxy inhabited by a small, peaceful race of people whose technology is not yet far advanced. We should be able to colonize that planet rather easily.”

“That’s what you said about Earth,” the king snapped. “What makes you think we can take over that planet so easily?”

The scientific leader swallowed hard. “Well, Your Majesty, for one thing, they have no pit bulls.”

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