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Authors: Jilly Cooper

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    `I don't know,' said Daisy, `I'd love to watch you and Perdita, but Rupert'Il probably be there.' Her voice trailed away. `Have you seen her?'

    No,' said Drew. Gosh, he washed well, really scrubbing his neck, arms and legs, and between his toes, getting rid of every trace of her before he saw Sukey. Weak with love, fingering her brooch which she'd pinned to her T-shirt, she longed to touch his cock and make him come again.

    `But I gather she's not playing very well,' Drew went on. `I'm told Bart gees her up and Red and Angel are far too selfish to give her any passes.'

    `Angel's supposed to be terribly good,' said Daisy.

    `Bloody prima donna evidently,' said Drew. `Manages to keep his absolute loathing of the Brits just within legal bounds.'

    `I wrote to her,' said Daisy, `only last week. She hasn't answered.'

    `You mustn't,' said Drew, rearing out of the bath and grabbing a towel. `You must back off. Let her come to you.'

    `That's what Ricky says.'

    Drew looked up sharply. `You're seeing too much of Ricky.'

    `Only to listen. He's far too preoccupied with bumping into Chessie and burying Bart.'

    `Are you going anywhere nice?' she asked, as she watched Drew brushing dog hairs off his dinner jacket. It was so hard to draw a fine balance between probing and sympathetic interest.

    `Lady Sharon's giving one of her little dinner parties. You should see their new house in Eaton Square. What a pity you didn't get the commission to paint all Victor's and Sharon's ancestors. Great-great-great Auntie Tracey, who came over with the Vaykings, and huge Tayger heads, shot by Victor's great-grandfather in India, which were bought at Phillips last week, on every wall. And I'll have to sit on Sharon's right.'

    `Lucky Sharon,' said Daisy wistfully.

    `Unlucky me,' said Drew, then suddenly businesslike, `You go out first, darling. We don't want anyone seeing us together.'

62

    

    Daisy had no intention of going to the semi-final between the Flyers and the Tigers. She had urgent commissions to finish and had even refused a lift to the Guards Club with Ricky and the twins, who wanted to watch the teams, one of which they'd be playing in Sunday's final. But suddenly a longing to see Drew and Perdita overwhelmed her and she found herself driving her ancient Volkswagen so fast up the M4 that it overheated.

    She had purposely not changed out of her torn jeans and old, blue denim shirt and wore dark glasses and her hair tied back in the hope that no-one would recognize
The Scorpion
trollop, also to discourage herself from going anywhere near the pony lines. She couldn't bear Drew to see her looking so scruffy. But again, such was the magnet of her longing that ten minutes before throw-in she found herself passing the hospitality tents going up for Sunday's final, and there were the Tigers' grooms in their black-and-orange shirts frantically tacking up ponies and screwing studs into their shoes.

    Then Daisy's heart stopped, for there was Drew looking almost willowy beside the hulking Shark Nelligan, but towering over fat little Victor and the Brazilian ringer. They all had their heads together as Drew, in his soft voice, urged them on to annihilate the Flyers.

    And, oh God, there was Ricky. She'd specifically told him she didn't want to come to the match.

    Moving past splendidly glossy ponies, who, nervous before a game, were stamping their feet and flattening their ears at one another, Daisy came to even more splendid and glossier ponies and it seemed as though the sky had been pulled down, so many grooms were tearing round in pale blue, Flyers T-shirts. There was Bart leaning against an iron rail yelling into his telephone because he was having trouble getting through to Johannesburg while a groom did up his kneepads. There was Red smoking a Black Sobranie being gazed at by groupies. Heavens, he was beautiful, but Daisy didn't like the way he was idly chatting up a leggy blonde who was clutching a King Charles spaniel puppywhose ears were as red as his hair. By deduction the other player in the sky-blue shirt must be Angel. He was thinner than Daisy expected, and with his weary, haunted, heavy-lidded eyes, hollowed cheeks, damp, tendrilled hair and elegance, reminded her of Mantegna's John
the Baptist.
His hand shook as he lit one cigarette from another, and, although it was a chill, windy day, and, unlike Bart and Red, he wasn't wearing a jersey under his shirt, he was absolutely pouring with sweat. The poor boy obviously suffered from appalling pre-match nerves.

    Daisy, who was shaking as much as Angel, couldn't see Perdita anywhere, but suddenly she heard a joyful rumbling whicker and felt a gentle nudge in her back. Jumping round, she discovered little Tero, whom she'd so often plied with toast and Marmite when she'd wintered in Ricky's field. Unbelievably touched to be remembered, Daisy hugged the equally enchanted pony. The Flyer's groom, who was giving Tero's oyster-grey coat a last polish, looked up in amazement.

    `That's really weird. She's head-shy with everyone but Perdita.'

    `I'm Perdita's mother,' stammered Daisy.

    The girl's mouth formed a perfect O. Then there was a frantic clicking of cameras, a surging forward of the crowd and an even deeper whicker of joy from Tero.

    `For Christ's sake,' said a familiar voice furiously, `Red's been chatting up that blonde all lunch. Is he deliberately trying to screw up my game? Those bandages are too tight; do them again. And why the hell have you put Spotty in a pelham? I told you he went better in a Barry gag. Jesus, can't you concentrate for five minutes?'

    `Can we have a word, Perdita?' said the
Sun
ingratiatingly.

    `No, you fucking can't, and certainly not before a match.'

    Daisy's first impression was how like Rupert Perdita had become. The haughty, dead-pan face with its short, streaked hair betrayed none of her rage and panic. Only the quivering tension of her slender, boyish body gave her away. Knowing how nervous she was, Daisy's one thought was to comfort her.
`
Darling, I just wanted to wish you luck.'

    Perdita swung round, her face ashen, her eyes glittering like tourmalines, her animosity as blasting as nerve gas.

    `Luck is the last thing you've ever brought me. Just fuck off.'

    `Perdita,' reproved the groom, shocked.

    `You keep out of it. What's she done but screw up my life? Back off,' she spat at Daisy. `Don't come crawling under my feet. You'll get stamped on.'

    Stumbling away, tears pouring under her dark glasses, Daisy was nearly run over by Shark Nelligan's groom taking a pony down to the pitch. Ricky, who'd been only half-listening to Bobby Ferraro and Ronnie Ferguson because he was looking all the time for Chessie, suddenly saw Daisy backing away from Perdita as though she'd had acid thrown in her face, and turned to Seb and Dommie, who'd just come back from ringing their bookmaker.

    `Look after Daisy, both of you. Take her up in the stands and buy her a bloody big drink. Perdita's just put the boot in.'

    In a trice the twins had caught up with her.

    `Daisee, Daisee, Give me your answer do,' sang Seb, putting an arm round Daisy's shoulders.

    `I'm half crazy, all for the love of you,' sang Dommie, putting an arm round her waist.

    `I haven't got a handkerchief,' sobbed Daisy.

    Diving into the men's changing room, Seb came out with a roll of blue Andrex.

    `Here you are,' he said, pulling out at least eight feet and handing it to Daisy. `We're going to force-feed you vodka and orange.'

    `Don't worry about that poxy daughter of yours,' said Dommie. `After the number of times she's kicked you in the teeth, you ought to buy a gum shield. She's only in a bait because Red's playing her up. Now, we've all got to cheer for the Tigers, because they'll be so much easier to beat in the final than the Flyers.'

    The stands were unusually packed for a weekday, because so many people had turned up to see the Argentine who had broken the ban, and who was alleged to be the handsomest Latin to invade British soil since Juan O'Brien had cut such a swath through everyone's wives before the Falklands War.

    `You cannot imagine the bliss,' said Seb, hardly lowering his voice, as they sat down, `of not playing for Victor anymore. Ricky's a tartar - he doesn't regard honking and bopping all night as keeping fit - but you don't have to brown-nose him all the time. And have you seen Drew's new Lamborghini? I bet that's a reward for services rendered from Lady Sharlady, although Drew's already got some lady. I wish I knew who it was.'

    Giggling, Dommie pointed a frantic finger at two rows in front, where Sukey, wearing a khaki shirt, canvas jodhpurs and a pith helmet, had just sat down.

    `She looks as though she's been shooting Tayger,' he whispered to a twitching Daisy. `Can't you see her resting a well-shod foot on Drew's back?'

    Next moment Daisy felt even worse, for Bas had come into the stand with Rupert and Taggie. All in dark glasses, they totally ignored the photographers who were going berserk. Rupert was wearing a panama over his nose and holding Taggie, who was looking very pale and thin, tightly by the hand. Daisy hadn't seen him since the awful row when Ricky had thrown him out.

    `Here they come,' said Seb, as the players cantered on to the field. `Have you ever seen ponies like the Flyers? Bart must have bred every single one from Derby winners on both sides.'

    But Daisy was watching Drew who, as he rode past, was still issuing last-minute instructions to the Brazilian ringer. She hoped the back of Sukey's very clean white neck wouldn't be scorched by her longing. Red, who was now hitting a ball around near the stands, very pointedly blew a kiss at the leggy blonde with the King Charles spaniel puppy.

    `Who's she?' asked Daisy.

    `A slag,' said Seb. `Dommie and I had her last week.' `Why are you two so addicted to threesomes?' drawled a voice.

    `Because Seb's too lazy to get girls for himself,' said Dommie. `Hello, Mrs Alderton.'

    As Chessie, minxy as ever in white jeans and a navy-blue cashmere jersey, but wearing a fraction too much rouge to hide her pallor, sat down beside him, Dommie kissed her on both cheeks.

    `Thank God your ex is only umpiring,' he went on, `so you can't put a hex on his game. We were only just

    saying how beautifully your husband's mounted his team.'

    `Costs him enough!' Chessie helped herself to Dommie's drink. `Oh, there's Ricky,' she added wistfully. `You have to admit, he's the best-constructed man in polo. Look at the way those broad shoulders narrow into the hips, and at the length of his thighs. Christ, he's gorgeous.'

    As if drawn by her desire, Ricky glanced up, and glanced hastily away.

    `We'll have to throw a bucket of water over you in a minute,' said Seb. Then, lowering his voice: `Do look! Suke's neck's gone bright pink with disapproval.'

    `Silly bitch,' said Chessie. `Bart's livid. Jesus was the first umpire he objected to, because he'd once sacked him. Then they offered him Charles and Ben Napier, and Bart objected again, because he'd sacked them too. Then they came up with Ricky, and Bart said, "My wife sacked him, so
he's
not going to be impartial." After that Ronnie Ferguson stuck his toes in, thank God.'

    `Ricky hated doing it,' said Dommie. `He loathes coming within a million miles of your husband, but he reckoned the best way he'd size up the opposition was to umpire the match.'

    `I'm sure we've met,' said Chessie, knowing perfectly well who Daisy was, and that Ricky'd been protecting her. God knows why thought Chessie. Daisy struck her as being extremely plain.

    `This is Daisy, Perdita's mother,' said Seb.

    `Ah,' said Chessie, 'Perdita wouldn't be my favourite person if I were you.'

    `She's none of our favourite person,' said Dommie. `No, don't cry, sweetheart,' and, unrolling another eight feet of blue Andrex, he proceeded to wipe Daisy's eyes.

    `Dommie's madly in love,' announced Seb.

    `Do we know her?' asked Chessie, mildly interested.

    `It's a "he" and a pony,' said Dommie excitedly. `No, I know horses bore you rigid, Chessie, but this one's something else. He's a little Australian Waler with legs like crowbars. I saw him at a gymkhana last summer and he was so competitive, he galloped ahead in the sack race and brought the sack back every time in his teeth. His owners wouldn't part with him then, but this summer he started napping badly so they let me have him for meat money.

    He is so brilliant and so clever and so gutsy like Fantasma he'll take anything on. And he's got two white stripes on his withers, so I've called him Corporal.'

    `Oh, belt up, Dom,' said Seb. `Go and get us all another drink.'

    Down below them on the field, Angel couldn't stop shaking. He could hardly hold the reins, let alone manage his whip and stick. He'd spent an hour at the nearest Catholic church that morning, but how can one ask for absolution for a murder one is about to commit? On the other hand, as Bibi still wouldn't return his calls, his marriage was obviously over, so what did it matter if he spent the next twenty-five years in some British gaol? The Guards Club, with its rain-soaked banks of azaleas, fields stretching out like eternal billiard tables and revolting English ex-army officers in blazers barking instructions into walkie-talkies, made him feel sick. No-one knew that there was a sprinkling of Malvinas earth in the bottom of his polo boots, and no one had noticed the silhouette of the Malvinas stamped on the front of his pale blue helmet. A plane flew over and he wished he was on it.

    But there was the loathsome Captain Benedict unconcernedly tapping a ball around a few yards away. Instantly, Angel was back in the Malvinas, with Drew lounging behind a table with a borrowed sheepskin coat round his shoulders against the punishing cold, drinking one cup of coffee after another and not offering anything to Angel, who was standing on his agonizingly smashed-up knee, trying not to sob with pain, as one question relentlessly followed another in Drew's strongly accented but fluent Spanish.

    At that moment in Angel's terrifying reverie his dark bay mare, Maria, took advantage of his inattention to give a colossal buck, which sent Angel flying through the air.

    `There's Angel Solis de Gonzales, ex-fighter pilot, showing us how well he can fly without a plane,' mocked Terry Hanlon, polo's joker, from the commentary box.

    The crowd roared with laughter. Angel ground his teeth. Red, who had caught Maria, brought her back to him. As Angel replaced his hat, Drew noticed the Malvinas silhouette stamped on the front. Taking in the wild, haunted eyes, the deathly pallor, the stubble and the damp, bronze curls

    escaping from beneath the rim, he knew he'd seen Angel before somewhere and was assailed by a feeling of menace.

    Two by two, like animals going into the ark, the teams lined up. Victor beside Perdita, the Brazilian beside Angel, Drew beside the leaping, dancing Red, and hulking Shark beside a constantly shouting Bart. Ricky hurled the ball in with unaccustomed viciousness.

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