Postsingular (22 page)

“It's a nonlinear interpolation via the entanglement matrices of the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen field,” said Jayjay. And then he laughed, proud of how he could shuck the physics jive.

In the long cabin, Jil and Craigor's voices were rising in argument.

“Come on, smart guy,” Thuy told Jayjay. “Entangle our butts outta here.”

“We'll do the hop like before,” Jayjay messaged her. “You visualize both places: your source location and your target. Thanks to the orphidnet, you can get the realtime target images
almost
right. But it takes one of my special interpolators to make a target look so real that you can actually teleport there.”

Thuy focused on her calm, dry room in Nektar's garage. She overlaid it with the dank, crooked hut Jil had lodged them in. Jayjay passed her an interpolator: a glowing larva which busied itself with Thuy's image of her garage room, heightening the scene's reality. And now Thuy began mentally sewing the two scenes together. Thuy's bedroom door was the igloo's window; her kitchen sink was a bump on one of the little hut's curving walls; the street sounds of San Francisco were nanomapped into the splashing of the sea. Thuy drew the links tighter. She folded in upon herself, becoming a single hypercomplex particle. Somewhere in the distance she seemed to glimpse an endless sea. Where was she? Her mind and body blossomed.

Thuy and Jayjay were in the room over Nektar's garage. The night had turned beautiful and moonlit; all the clouds were gone. Thuy scanned the orphidnet: no attack shoons nearby, and no Kittie. “I want you,” Thuy told Jayjay, pulling him onto her bed. “It's high time.”

Naked under the sheets, Thuy's skin tingled. Jayjay's caresses were beautiful balm; Thuy felt pliant and monumental. It was wonderful to have Jayjay kissing her. For a moment they paused, staring into each others' eyes. Thanks to the orphidnet, they were visible in realtime to thousands of outsiders. Oh, well. Jayjay entered Thuy and rocked until her sweet ache unknotted into trembling release. And, yes, he was coming too.

“I love you,” said Jayjay a moment later.

“And I love you,” said Thuy. “It was sad being alone.”

“The Big Pig—I'm not hooked on her like before,” said Jayjay. “She's just a tool now, an info source. I spend weeks working out what my Big Pig visions mean. Deciphering the visions is the part I was missing before. I'd get high, and the next day I'd get high again.”

“I don't think Big Pig trips could help me write my metanovel,” said Thuy. “Not even if I had Azaroth helping me remember my visions. Did I tell you that, according to Azaroth, when
Wheenk
is done, I'll remember Chu's Knot? He'd speed me up if he could, but I don't see there being a shortcut. A metanovelist is like a farmer cultivating a field every day for a year. Maybe an inventor is more like a rock hound finding a gem and polishing it the same afternoon.”

“
Wheenk
ties into Chu's Knot?” said Jayjay equably. “Everything fits, huh?
Wheenk
will be a masterpiece. You're the only person I've met who really seems smarter than me. Oh, and be sure to write about what a good lover I am.”

“The
Founders
audience knows the full anatomical details,” said Thuy. “I kind of watched us in the orphidnet just now.” She felt sheepish admitting this.

“Me too,” said Jayjay. “Being a star makes me feel powerful.”

“Do you think you could jump us to the Hibrane?”

“Not yet,” said Jayjay. “The problem is, there's no orphids in the Hibrane to feed me a target image. And Jil's memories of the Hibrane are so vague. I don't know what's going to happen to her.”

“What does it vaguely look like in the Hibrane?”

“It's San Francisco, but everything is big and moves really slow. They don't have computers, and life is mellow. They wear bright-colored clothes. It's as if the 1970s kept on going there.”

“Peace and wow,” said Thuy, giggling. “I've noticed that about Azaroth's outfits. I mean, his flyaway-collar shirts are so—” She was interrupted by scritching and scrabbling noises from the stairs.

“The fifth attack shoon!” exclaimed Jayjay.

“The giant ant,” confirmed Thuy, peering into the orphidnet. The four-foot-long plastic ant was halfway up the stairs, mandibles agape. Instantly Thuy was out of the bed, scampering around her room, pulling on her backup pair of striped yellow-and-black tights, her black miniskirt, her yellow sweater, her red plaid coat, and her beloved Yu Shu athletic shoes with the dragon heads.

“Teleport us,” she messaged Jayjay as she readjusted her high pigtails in the mirror. “Happy Sun Pho Parlor on Valencia Street.”

“You don't want to go somewhere fancier?” said Jayjay. “Like Puff? Or MouthPlusPlus?”

“Pho,” said Thuy. “Hurry up!”

“We fuck and we pho,” said Jayjay. “I'm for it.”

The clack of plastic chopsticks overlaid Thuy's bedroom, the rich smell of spicy broth, the slurp and chatter of the diners. One of Jayjay's interpolators humped about the scene like a hyperkinetic inchworm, smoothing the tiny gaps among the orphid data points, enhancing the image toward the fully real. Once again, Thuy made mental connections between the source and target locations and she grew uncertain about which was which. Thuy's particles meshed together into a single subtle wave. Somewhere high above Thuy her bedroom door creaked open. Where was she now? She spread her arms and—
pop.

The hostess didn't even blink when Thuy and Jayjay appeared inside the doorway of Happy Sun. It helped that Thuy was Vietnamese. “Two?” was all the woman said.

Minutes later, Thuy and Jayjay were leaning over huge steaming bowls, alternately spooning spiced beef broth and using chopsticks to pincer up skeins of rice noodles, shreds of meat, and the crisp bean sprouts and basil leaves that they'd shoveled into the soup from the condiment plate on the side. An electric beer sign hung on the wall above them.

“I don't know why I ever eat anything else,” said Thuy, pausing for a sip of fresh-squeezed Vietnamese lemonade. “Pho is good for any time of day.”

“I notice you pronounce it like
fu'uh,
” observed Jayjay.

“The name comes from the French for fire,” said Thuy. “French stew is
pot au feu.
” She stared down at her noodles, stirring them into knots. A voice had just begun talking in her head. Her voice. She was getting blowback from the Thuy Nguyen character in
Wheenk.
The virtual Thuy was telling her not to sleep on the
Merz Boat
at all.

“Did your mother make pho at home?” Jayjay asked.

“Oh never,” said Thuy distractedly. “It's too much trouble. Boiling the beef bones, skimming the stock, blackening the shallots and ginger roots with a blowtorch, putting them into a cloth bag with star anise and cinnamon to steep, filtering the stock—never mind. I'm hearing a voice. And I'm worried the ant shoon will catch us before we know it.” Thuy laid some money on the table, just in case they had to leave in a rush.

Virtual Thuy kept on talking to her. Virtual Thuy wanted to show Thuy a little metastory she'd made. A scenario that might come true.

“Back to the boat now?” said Jayjay, glancing anxiously at the restaurant's glass door.

“I don't think so,” mumbled Thuy. “Right now I have to—” The metastory in her head had begun to play. It was well crafted. Virtual Thuy was smarter than Linda Loca's George Washington character.
Of course.
Jayjay said something else, but Thuy wasn't listening to him. She was immersed in Virtual Thuy's metastory.

On the
Merz Boat
Craigor reads in bed, and Jil lies motionless and wide-eyed beside him—her image is overlaid with a vintage clip of the Bride of Dracula in her coffin.

Thuy and Jayjay settle into the crooked igloo and fall asleep. Thuy's dreams are animated images over her head. She sees seabirds stalking a stony shore. One of them plucks her up and carries her to a nest made of a single long loop of pho noodle, intricately woven over and under itself. Thuy in the nest is a baby bird with sparse yellow pinfeathers. She claws and pecks at the noodle, repeatedly breaking and retying the knot, each time changing its connectivity. A hairless pink rat pokes his head over the edge of the nest. Thuy is too busy with her knotting frenzy to notice him. The rat wriggles into the nest and presses up against Thuy from behind, his tiny red penis twitching against her.

Cut to Thuy waking up with the sun coming through a porthole. She thinks it's Jayjay spooned against her back. But the man's smell is wrong. And then she hears Jayjay's voice outside. The hut's door flies open, showing pearly sky and the silhouettes of Jayjay and Jil. Thuy looks over her shoulder at the man whose sticky private parts nestle against her thigh. Craigor. She's naked with Craigor on the couch in Craigor's workshop at the back of the boat.

“Musical beds,” says Craigor with a sardonic grin. “Teaching Thuy the facts of life.”

“Little Thuy does whoever she likes,” says Jil in a flat, bitter tone. “Women, men, husbands, wives—she's playing you for a fool, Jayjay.”

“Oh, that ends it,” says Jayjay dejectedly. “Forget everything I said last night, Thuy.” He turns away.

“But Craigor snuck!” cries Thuy. “This isn't what it looks like! Craigor carried me here while I was—”

Jayjay closes his eyes and disappears for good.

“Listless bastard,” Thuy spat at Jayjay as the vision wore off. “Always so quick to give up and walk away. Why won't you fight for me? Don't you care at all?” The waiter was picking up the money. An old man. He was embarrassed to be overhearing a lovers' quarrel.

“What's with you?” said Jayjay, his voice going up an octave. “What'd I do?”

The sounds of the pho parlor filtered back in. Jayjay was staring at Thuy, his brown eyes worried. “I just had a vision,” Thuy said. “One of my characters talking to me. We are definitely not going back to the
Merz Boat
tonight.”

“Fine,” said Jayjay. “But I'm seeing the attack ant coming down the sidewalk half a block away.”

“I am so sick of being jerked around by that life-hating geek Luty,” said Thuy, the anger still in her veins. On a sudden inspiration, she darted into the restaurant kitchen and asked the prep cook if she could borrow the heavy-duty blowtorch he was using to charbroil some peeled shallots and ginger roots for more stock. “I won't hurt anyone,” Thuy assured him. “I need to fix something.” The cook was a boy her age, a recent immigrant. She gave him her sweetest smile. Smiling back, he handed her the torch and a lighter.

“Come on, Thuy,” said Jayjay, standing by their table. “The ant's almost here. We gotta hop. What are you doing with that thing?”

“Teaching the ant a lesson,” said Thuy. She sat down, resting the blowtorch's gas cylinder between her legs, one hand on the valve, the other hand holding the lighter.

The ant entered on the heels of a pair of hipsters coming in for a late evening meal. They were loudly surprised to have a four-foot-long plastic ant push past their legs like a hungry dog. The diners looked up, some of them jumping to their feet and heading through the kitchen for the back door.

“Here I am,” Thuy shrieked at the ant. “Come and get me, bit-head!”

Jayjay understood Thuy's plan; he stood behind her, watching with an expectant grin, ready to jump in if things went badly.

But things went well, at least for Thuy, although, yes, rather badly for Luty's ant. When the ant reared up to attack, Thuy lit the torch's narrow, seven-inch-long flame. With one quick gesture she burnt through the ligaments connecting the ant's head to its thorax, and then she severed the thorax from the bulging gaster in the rear. The head spun on the floor clacking its mandibles, the six-legged thorax scuttled out the restaurant door, and the smoldering gaster leaked a foul puddle.