Authors: Max Allan Collins
He was wearing that white hair a little longer now, sprayed in place, with some sideburns, and the mustache was plumper now, wider too, but nicely trimmed. I never knew where that deep tan came from—Florida vacations? A tanning salon? Surely not the very cold winter that Davenport, Iowa, had just gone through, and that’s where we were—at the hotel the Broker owned a piece of, the Concort Inn near the government bridge over the Mississippi River, connecting Davenport and Rock Island, Illinois.
Specifically, we were in the Gay ’90s Lounge, one of the better restaurants in the Iowa/Illinois Quad Cities, a study in San Francisco-whorehouse red and black. The place seemed to cater to two crowds—well-off diners in the restaurant area and a singles-scene “meat market” in the bar area. A small combo—piano, bass and guitar—was playing jazzy lounge music, very quietly. A couple couples were upright and groping on the postage-stamp dance floor, while maybe four tables were dining, money men with trophy wives. Or were those mistresses?
The Broker sat with his back to the wall and I was on the curve of the booth next to him. Not right next to him. We weren’t cozy or anything. Often he had a bodyguard with him, another of his ex-military recruits—the Rock Island Arsenal was just across the government bridge and that may have been a source. But tonight it was just the two of us, a real father-and-son duo. We’d both had the surf and turf (surf being shrimp, not lobster—my host didn’t throw his dough around) and the Broker was sipping coffee. I had a Coke—actually, I was on my second. One of my few vices.
The Broker was in a double-knit navy two-button blazer with wide lapels, a wide light-blue tie and a very light-blue shirt, collars in. His trousers were canary yellow, but fortunately you couldn’t see that with him sitting. A big man, six two with a slender but solid build, with the handsome features of a sophisticated guy in a high-end booze ad in
Playboy
. Eyes light gray. Face grooved for smile and frown lines but otherwise smooth. Mid-forties, though with the bearing of an even older man.
I was in a tan leisure suit with a light brown shirt. Five ten, one-hundred and sixty pounds, brown hair worn a little on the long side but not enough to get heckled by a truck driver. Sideburns but nothing radical. Just the guy sitting next to you on the bus or plane who you forgot about the instant you got where you were going. Average, but not so average that I couldn’t get laid now and then.
“How do you like working with Boyd?” he asked. He had a mellow baritone and a liquid manner.
I had recently done a job with Boyd. Before that was a solo job and then five with a guy named Turner who I wound up bitching about to Broker.
Contracts were carried out by teams, in most cases, two-man ones—a passive and an active member. The passive guy went in ahead of time, sometimes as much as a month but at the very least two weeks, to get the pattern down, taking notes and running the whole surveillance gambit. The active guy came in a week or even less before the actual hit, utilizing the passive player’s intel. Sometimes the passive half split town shortly after the active guy showed; sometimes the surveillance guy hung around if the getaway was tricky or backup might be needed.
“Well,” I said, “you
do
know he’s a fag.”
The Broker’s white eyebrows rose. It was like two caterpillars getting up on their hind legs. “No! Tough little fella like that? That hardly seems credible. Could you have misread the signs? You must be wrong, Quarry.”
That wasn’t my name. My name is none of your business. Quarry is the alias or code moniker that the Broker hung on me. All of us working for him on active/passive teams went by single names. Like Charo or Liberace.
“Look, Broker,” I said, after a sip of Coke from a tall cocktail glass, “I don’t give a shit.”
“Pardon?”
“I said I don’t care who Boyd fucks as long as doesn’t fuck up the job.”
Surprise twinkled in the gray eyes and one corner of his mouth turned up slightly. “Well, that’s a very broad-minded attitude, Quarry.”
“A broad-minded attitude is exactly what Boyd doesn’t have.”
The Broker frowned at me. He had the sense of humor of a tuna. “If you wish, Quarry, I can team you with another of my boys—”
I stopped that with a raised hand. “I think Boyd is ideal for my purposes. He prefers passive and I prefer active. You’re well aware that sitting stakeout bores the shit out of me, whereas Boyd has a streak of voyeur in him.”
“Well, that’s hardly enough to recommend him as your permanent partner.”
“I’m not marrying him, Broker. Just working with him. And anyway, I like his style—he’s a regular guy, a beer-drinking, ball-team-following Joe. Fits in, blends in, does not the fuck stand out.”
Understand, Boyd was no queen—he was on the small side but sturdy, with a flat scarred face that had seen its share of brawls; his hair was curly and thick and brown, with bushy eyebrows and mustache, like so many were wearing. Also he had the kind of hard black eyes you see on a shark. Good eyes for this business.
With a what-the-hell wave, I said, “Let’s go with Boyd.”
Broker smiled, lifting his coffee cup. “Boyd it shall be.”
You probably noticed that the Broker talked like a guy who’d read Shakespeare when to the rest of us English literature meant Ian Fleming.
“So,” I said, “four jobs last year, and the one last month. That par for the course?”
He nodded. “Your advance should be paid in full by the end of this year. With that off the books, you’ll have a very tidy income for a relative handful of jobs per annum.”
“Jobs that carry with them a high degree of risk.”
“Nothing in life is free, Quarry.”
“Hey, I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.”
A smile twitched below the mustache. “So, they have
turnip
trucks in Ohio, do they?”
“I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been on a farm in my life. Strictly a townie.” I leaned in. “Listen, Broker, I appreciate the free meal. . .keeping in mind nothing is free, like you said. . .but if you have no objection, I’m going to head home now.”
He gestured like a
Price Is Right
model to a curtain opening onto a grand prize. “You’re welcome to stay another night, my young friend. Several nights, if you like. You’ve earned a rest and a. . .bonus, perhaps? Possibly by way of a working girl? Something young and clean? Check out the redhead and the brunette, there at the end of the bar.. . .”
“No thanks, Broker.” He seemed unusually generous tonight. “I just want to head back.”
“But it’s eight o’clock, and so many miles before you sleep.”
I shrugged. “I like to drive at night. Why, is there something else you want to go over?”
It had felt throughout the meal that something more was hanging in the air than the question of Boyd as my official passive partner.
He lowered his head while raising his eyes to me. There was something careful, even cautious about it. Very quietly, though no one was seated anywhere near us, he asked, “How do you feel about a contract involving. . .a woman?”
With a shrug, I said, “I don’t care who hires me. Hell, I don’t even
know
who hires me, thanks to you.”
“Not what I mean, Quarry.”
I grinned at him. “Yeah, I knew that. Just rattling your chain, Broker.”
He sighed, weight-of-the-world. “You know, I really should resent your insolence. Your impertinence. Your insubordination.”
“Is that all? Can’t you think of anything else that starts with an ‘I’?”
That made him smile. Maybe a little sense of humor at that. “Such a rascal.”
“Not to mention scamp.”
Now he raised his head and lowered his eyes to me. Still very quiet, as if hunting wabbits. “I mean, if the. . .person you were dispatched to dislodge were of the female persuasion. Would that trouble you?”
That was arch even for the Broker.
I said, “I don’t think it’s possible to persuade anybody to be a female. Maybe you should check with Boyd on that one.”
“Quarry. . .a straight answer please.”
“You won’t get one of those out of Boyd.”
He frowned, very disapproving now.
I pawed the air. “Okay, okay. No clowning. No, I have no problem with ‘dislodging’ the fairer sex. It’s been my experience that women are human beings, and human beings are miserable creatures, so what the heck. Sure.”
He nodded like a priest who’d just heard a confessor agree to a dozen Hail Marys. “Good to know. Good to know. Now, Quarry, there may be upon occasion jobs in the offing. . .so to speak. . .that might require a willingness to perform as you’ve indicated.”
Jesus. I couldn’t navigate that sentence with a fucking sextant. So I just nodded.
“May I say that I admire your technique. I don’t wish to embarrass you, Quarry, but you have a certain almost surgical skill. . .”
That’s what they said about Jack the Ripper.
“. . .minimizing discomfort for our. . .subjects.”
“Stop,” I said. “I’ll blush.”
He leaned back in the booth. “Not everyone came back from their terrible overseas ordeal as well-adjusted as you, Quarry. Some of my boys have real problems.”
“Imagine that. I’d like some dessert, if that’s okay.”
I’d spotted a waiter with a dessert tray.
The Broker gave a little bow and did that Arab hand roll thing like he was approaching a pasha. Jesus, this guy. “It would be my pleasure, Quarry. There is a quite delicious little hot-fudge sundae we make here, with local ice cream. Courtesy of the Lagomarcino family.”
“Didn’t I do one of them in Chicago last September?”
“Uh, no. Different family. Similar name.”
“Rose by any other.”
Knowing I planned to book it after the meal, I had already stowed my little suitcase in the back seat of my Green Opel GT out in the parking lot.
So in fifteen minutes more or less, the Broker—after signing for the meal—walked me out into a cool spring night, the full moon casting a nice ivory glow on the nearby Mississippi, its surface of gentle ripples making the kind of interesting texture you find on an alligator.
The Concort Inn was a ten-story slab of glass and steel, angled to provide a better river view for the lucky guests on that side. The hotel resided on about half a city block’s worth of cement, surrounded by parking. The lights of cars on the nearby government bridge, an ancient structure dating back to when nobody skimped on steel, were not enough to fend off the gloom of the nearby seedy warehouse area that made a less than scenic vista for the unlucky guests on the hotel’s far side. The hotel’s sign didn’t do much to help matters, either, just a rooftop billboard with some underlighting. Four lanes of traffic cutting under the bridge separated the parking lot from the riverfront, but on a Tuesday night at a quarter till nine, “traffic” was an overstatement.
We paused outside the double doors we’d just exited. No doorman was on duty. Which was to say, no doorman was ever on duty: this was Iowa. The Broker was lighting up a cheroot, and for the first time I realized what he most reminded me of: an old riverboat gambler. It took standing here on the Mississippi riverfront to finally get that across to me. All he needed one of those Rhett Butler hats and Bret Maverick string ties. And he should probably lose the yellow pants.
“Broker,” I said, “you
knew
Boyd was gay.”
“Did I?” He smiled a little, his eyebrows rising just a touch, his face turned a flickery orange by the kitchen match he was applying to the tip of the slender cigar.
“Of course you did,” I said. “You research
all
of us down to how many fillings we have, what our fathers did for a living, and what church we stopped going to.”
He waved the match out. “Why would I pretend not to have known that Boyd is a practicing homosexual? Perhaps it’s just something I missed.”
“Christ, Broker, he lives in Albany with a hairdresser. And I doubt at this point he needs any practice.”
He gave me a grandiloquent shrug. “Perhaps I thought you might have been offended had I mentioned the fact.”
“I told you. He can sleep with sheep if he wants. Boy sheep, girl sheep, I don’t give a fuck. But why hold that back?”
He let out some cheroot smoke. He seemed vaguely embarrassed. “One of my boys strongly objected to Boyd. But somehow my instincts told me that you would not. That you would be—”
“Broad-minded.”
“I was going to say forward-thinking.” He folded his arms and gave me a professorly look. “It’s important we not be judgmental individuals, Quarry. That we be open-minded, unprejudiced, so that our professionalism will hold sway.”
“Right the fuck on,” I said.
He frowned at that, crudity never pleasing him, and the big two-tone green Fleetwood swung into the lot from the four-lane with the suddenness and speed of a boat that had gone terribly off course. The Caddy slowed as it cut across our path, the window on the rider’s side down. The face looking out at us was almost demonic but that was because its Brillo-haired owner was grimacing as he leaned the big automatic against the rolled-down window and aimed it at us, like a turret gun on a ship’s deck. A .45, I’d bet.
But I had taken the Broker down to the pavement, even before the thunder of it shook the night and my nine millimeter was out from under my left arm and I was shooting back at the bastard just as a second shot rocketed past me, eating some metal and glass, close enough for me to feel the wind of it but not touching me, and I put two holes in that grimace, both in the forehead, above either eye, and blood was welling down over his eyes like scarlet tears as the big vehicle tore out.
The last thing I saw was his expression, the expression of a screaming man, but he wasn’t screaming, because he was dead. And dead men not only don’t tell tales, they don’t make
any
fucking sound, including screams.
I didn’t chase them. Killing the shooter was enough. Maybe too much.
The Broker, looking alarmed, said something goddamned goofy to me, as I was hauling him up. “You wore a gun to
dinner
with me? Are you insane, man? This is neutral territory.”
“Tell those assholes,” I said, “and by the way—you’re welcome.”