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PRAISE FOR
THE REAL REBECCA

‘Our new Book of the Week is
The Real Rebecca
by Anna Carey, a great new voice and definite Princess of Teen.’

Books for Keeps

‘I laughed and squirmed my way through
The Real Rebecca
, the sparkling and spookily accurate diary of a Dublin teenager. It’s stonkingly good and I haven’t laughed so much since reading Louise Rennison. Teenage girls (and grown-up teens) will love Rebecca to bits!’

Sarah Webb, author of the
Ask Amy Green
books

‘This book is fantastic! Rebecca is sweet, funny and down-to-earth, and I adored her friends, her quirky parents, her changeable but ultimately loving older sister and the swoonworthy Paperboy.’

Chicklish Blog

‘What is it like inside the mind of a teenage girl? It’s a strange, confused and frustrated place, as Anna Carey’s first novel
The Real Rebecca
makes clear … A laugh-out-loud story of a fourteen-year-old girl, Rebecca Rafferty.’

Hot Press

‘The story rattles along at a glorious rate − with plenty of witty asides. Rebecca herself is a thoroughly likeable heroine − angsty and mixed-up but warm-hearted and feisty.’

Books Ireland

‘Carey’s teen voice is spot-on …’

Irish Independent

PRAISE FOR
REBECCA'S RULES

‘A gorgeous book! … so funny, sweet, bright. I loved it.'

Marian Keyes

‘Amusing from the first page … better than Adrian Mole! … highly recommended.'

lovereading4kids.co.uk

‘The teen voice is spot on. Carey captures the excitement, camaraderie and tensions brilliantly.'

Books for Keeps

‘John Kowalski is an inspired creation.'

Irish Independent

‘Sure to be a favourite with fans of authors such as Sarah Webb and Judi Curtin.'

Children's Books Ireland's Recommended Reads 2012

To Helen, without whom Rebecca would (probably)
never have existed at all

Thanks to everyone at the O’Brien Press, especially Clare Kelly, Brenda Boyne and, of course, my patient editor Susan Houlden; Chris Judge for another fantastic cover; Sarah Webb and Sarra Manning for their continued support; the lovely Marian Keyes for her much-appreciated kind words; the extended Carey and Freyne families, especially Lisa and Eli, aka the Meeper, who cheered me greatly when I was writing this book; everyone on Twitter who distracted, cheered and amused me while I wrote; Maria Doyle Kennedy, Rebecca Moses and Dara Higgins for their excellent band name suggestions; and, of course, my husband Patrick Freyne, who always made me laugh when I was in the creative doldrums. And a very special thank you to Michael Barron and Gerard Roe who do such amazing work at BelongTo, and to all the smart, hilarious Ladybirds who shared their stories with me. If I got anything wrong, it’s my fault. I hope they like the book.

I’m not meant to be writing this.

I’m meant to be studying, because our summer tests are in just three weeks, and my mother has locked me in my room and forced me to do maths and geography for an hour. Well, okay, she hasn’t literally locked me in my room. But this is probably only because my room doesn’t actually have a lock. I wish it did, though, then I could lock her out. She keeps
peering
in and making sure I’m studying. And she says reading non-school books doesn’t count, even though I tried to tell her that all reading is the study of literature and that I was
learning
about LIFE and art, but she didn’t care. She knows there’s no chance I could be on the Internet or the phone because I don’t have a computer of my own and she has taken my phone away and locked it in her study! Not that it would be much use, I have no credit on it anyway.

But still, Cass or Alice might ring me. Although they
probably
won’t; their parents have got all strict about studying and homework too, so I bet they’re locked (not literally) in their rooms as well. Recently all our parents have started saying annoying things like: ‘You’ve got up to an awful lot over this
school year, but school still has to come first!’ Cass’s mum even started hinting that if she doesn’t do well in the summer tests, she might have to go to a special summer school where she would have non-stop maths grinds. This is a terrible
prospect
for poor old Cass and, on a selfish note, would totally spoil all our big summer plans.

Our parents are right about some things, though. Not about possibly forcing Cass to go to summer maths classes, of course, but it’s true, a lot did happen this year. Nothing really happened at all when we were in First Year, apart from the time Ellie fell into the lake on the school tour to
Glendalough
, of course, but our second year at St Dominic’s has been surprisingly dramatic. I mean, first my mum wrote that terrible book and everyone thought it was about me, and then I met Paperboy, the nicest boy in the world, and then me and Cass and Alice started our band, and then Paperboy moved to Canada and I was a miserable hollow shell of a girl for months and months.

All that on its own would have been eventful enough − much more eventful than all of First Year – but then we had to go to crazy Vanessa’s giant birthday party and Alice had her accident so the band had to go on hiatus. And THEN we were
in the school musical and I met John Kowalski and went temporarily insane for a few weeks (it is the only explanation for the fact that I thought he was a decent human being). And then we did the musical. And since then we have been doing band practices and planning for the greatest musical summer ever.

I have to admit that from the outside it might look as if we have not had much time for studying and all that. But that would be very unfair. My parents have clearly forgotten that when I was rehearsing for the greatest school production of
Mary Poppins
ever, they were obsessed with my homework and kept forcing me to stay at home and study practically every non-rehearsal night and at the weekends too. And when I was all miserable about Paperboy going to Canada, I
sometimes
ended up just doing my homework by accident because after a while anything was better than staring out the window for hours wondering why he hadn’t mailed me in ten days. So, actually, all our extra-curricular activities haven’t made any difference to my school work at all.

Of course, there’s no point in telling my parents any of this because they never listen to me. This is because they’re totally obsessed with their latest plan to humiliate me in front of the
world. But I can’t bear to write about that now, it’s too terrible.

Oh no, I can hear Mum coming up the stairs to check on me AGAIN. Better go.

I can’t wait for these stupid summer tests to be over. I keep dreaming of being able to just lie around and read and not have to think about maths or Irish. I actually can’t
remember
what it was like not having to study all the time. It’s like having school twenty-four hours a day. Speaking of which, actual school is even worse than ever, because all our teachers are acting like we’re doing our Leaving Cert rather than our second-year summer exams, which, let’s face it, are not going to make any difference to our lives whatsoever. I think some of them are still annoyed with us musical people for spending so much time on
Mary Poppins
. Miss Kelly can’t stop going on about it in geography class (when she’s not telling us about environmental disasters, her favourite subject).

‘Now, some of you may have been too busy singing and dancing to notice,’ she said this afternoon after going on
about climate-related crop failure for what seemed like about ten years, ‘but we did actually cover this subject a few months ago.’

Even Mrs Harrington has started to have little digs at us in English class, and she was quite enthusiastic about the whole musical thing when we were doing it.

‘I know some of you have had lots of fun and games this year,’ she said, ‘but we need to get down to work now and make up for all that lost time!’

I don’t know what they’re talking about – it’s not like we got out of lessons when we were doing the musical. Apart from the day of the actual show, but even that was just for a few hours.

‘I think doing the musical should count as an exam,’ said Cass when we were walking home. ‘Or even two exams. I mean, we worked really hard on something and it turned out brilliantly. And we learned loads. Like, I learned how to make sets, and you learned lots of songs and how to perform them, and we all learned how to put on a big show. I think we should get off at least one exam for having done all that.’

I think she is right. But unfortunately neither our school nor our parents agree on the importance of all our hard
work. Which is pretty hypocritical of my parents, because now they’re off doing a musical of their own, and they make such a fuss about it you’d think they were taking part in a big Broadway spectacular rather than something that’s going to be put on in a school hall down the road. Yes, my own musical adventures reminded them of the time they took part in some crazy college production of
The Pirates of Penzance
, and they went off and found a local musical society to join. So now they are both going to star in a production of
Oliver!
, which I hope I can get out of going to see because the last thing I need, after the year I’ve had, is being forced to watch my
parents
dressed in Victorian outfits singing about food glorious food. But I bet I’ll end up going whether I like it or not, and, knowing my luck, someone from my class like Karen Rodgers will be there too, and I’ll never hear the end of it. This may seem unlikely, but after all the embarrassing things my parents have got up to this year, it wouldn’t surprise me if half my class just happened to go and see them parading about on stage in top hats. It’s like they spend their entire lives working out new ways to be embarrassing.

The only good thing about this musical business is that in a few minutes they will both be leaving the house to go to a
rehearsal, so I am going to take a break from my labours and go and watch telly until they come back singing about picking a pocket or two or some such nonsense.

I was settled in front of the telly when Rachel came in and said, ‘Aren’t you meant to be studying?’ in her most irritating big sister voice.

‘Aren’t you?’ I said.

She glared at me. ‘Mum and Dad told me to keep an eye on you, so that’s what I’m doing.’

‘Well, now you’ve seen me,’ I said. ‘Oh, come on, Rachel, I’m allowed to take breaks.’

Rachel sighed and stopped looking so grown up.

‘I suppose so,’ she said. ‘Shove over.’

And then she slumped down next to me on the couch, and we spent a very relaxing hour watching
Laurel Canyon
until we heard the car in the drive.

‘Quick, turn it off!’ said Rachel, and we both sprang off the couch and ran into the kitchen where Rachel quickly put the kettle on.

‘Hello, girls,’ said Mum when she came in. ‘What are you up to? Haven’t you been studying?’

Honestly! She doesn’t trust us at all.

‘We’re not up to anything,’ said Rachel. ‘I’m just making me and Bex some nice herbal tea to soothe our nerves after all our hard work.’

‘Really,’ said Mum. She didn’t sound very convinced.

‘How was the rehearsal?’ I said. Which, if I say so myself, was a brilliant thing to say, because of course they
immediately
forgot about our studies and started going on about how well everything is going in their ridiculous production, despite the fact that they are not the stars of the show. Even though it’s twenty-five years since they were last in a
musical
and they are the newest members of the musical society, I think they are both secretly disappointed they didn’t get huge parts. They’re just in the chorus, though Dad is also
understudying
the Beadle, the man who runs the workhouse where poor little Oliver lives. Mum isn’t even understudying anyone, but, as I pointed out to her, there aren’t really very many parts in
Oliver!
for older ladies. She didn’t seem very comforted by this, though.

Anyway, they blathered about the musical for a while and
got so enthusiastic that they forgot to lecture me and Rachel about studying. They even let us watch some telly, as though we were just normal girls and not studying slaves. So actually it was quite a nice evening in the end.

Oh dear. I had forgotten that in a moment of what I can only describe as insanity I told Mrs Harrington that my mum was going to name a character in her next book after her. I just did it out of guilt because Mrs Harrington had really wanted to meet Mum, and I’d managed to arrange it so their paths didn’t cross, so I told Mrs Harrington a total lie to cheer her up. I know it was stupid but it somehow seemed like a good idea at the time. Like I said, it was a moment of insanity.

Anyway, I hoped she’d forgotten about it because she hasn’t mentioned it in weeks, but of course she hasn’t, as she proved when she pounced on me today. Luckily she waited until our English class was over and we were all going off to lunch so none of my classmates witnessed it all.

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