Reunion (9 page)

And then, a few yards away from me, Michael suddenly resurfaced, gasping for breath and clawing at the rope of seaweed around his neck. The lifeguard, in two easy strokes, was beside him, shoving the orange flotation device at him, and telling him to relax, that everything was going to be all right.

But everything was not going to be all right. Even as the lifeguard was speaking, I saw a head bob up beside Michael. Though his wet hair was plastered to his face, I still recognized Josh, the ringleader of the RLS Angels — a ghostly little group hell-bent on mischief making…and evidently worse.

I couldn’t speak, of course — my lips, I was sure, were turning blue. But I could still punch. I pulled my arm back and let go of a good one, packed with all the panic I felt at finding myself with nothing but water beneath my feet.

Josh either didn’t remember me from Jimmy’s or the mall, or didn’t recognize me with my hair all wet. In any case, he’d been paying no attention to me at all.

Until my fist connected solidly with his nasal cartilage, that is.

Bone crunched quite satisfyingly under my knuckles, and Josh let out a pain-filled shriek that only I could hear.

Or so I thought. I’d forgotten about the other Angels.

At least until I was abruptly pulled under the waves by two sets of hands that had wrapped around my ankles.

Let me just mention something here. While to the rest of humanity, ghosts have no actual matter — most of you walk right through them all the time and don’t even know it; maybe you feel a cold spot, or you get a strange chill, like Kelly and Debbie did at the convenience mart — to a mediator, they are most definitely made of flesh and bone. As illustrated by my slamming my fist into Josh’s face.

But because they have no matter where humans are concerned, ghosts must resort to more creative methods of harming their intended victims than, say, wrapping their hands around their necks. It was for that reason that Josh was using seaweed instead. He could pick up the seaweed — with an effort, like the beer in the Quick Mart. And he could wrap
that
around Michael’s neck. Mission accomplished.

I, on the other hand, being a mediator, was not subject to the laws governing human-ghost contact, and, accordingly, they quickly made use of their unexpected advantage.

Okay, I realized then that I had made a bad mistake. It is one thing to fight bad guys on land, where, I must admit, I am quite resourceful and — I feel I can say without bragging — quite agile.

But it is quite another thing altogether to try to fight something underwater. Particularly something that does not need to breathe as often as I do. Ghosts do breathe — some habits are hard to break — but they don’t need to, and sometimes, if they’ve been dead long enough, they realize it. The RLS Angels hadn’t been dead very long, but they’d died underwater, so you might say they had a head start on their spectral peers.

Given those circumstances, I saw my situation progressing in one of two ways: either I was going to give up, let my lungs fill with water, and drown, or I was going to completely freak out, strike at anything that came near me, and make those ghosts sorry they’d ever chosen not to go into the light.

I don’t suppose it will come as any big surprise to anyone — with the exception of me, maybe — that I chose the second option.

The hands that were wrapped around my ankles, I realized — though it took me a while; I was pretty disoriented — were connected to bodies, attached to which, presumably, were heads. There is nothing so unpleasant, I know from experience, as a foot to the face. And so I very promptly, and with all my strength, kicked in the direction that I supposed those faces might be, and was gratified to feel soft facial bones give way beneath my heels.

Then with my arms, which were still free, I gave a mighty stroke, and broke back through the water’s surface, gulping in a huge lungful of air — and checking to make sure Michael had gotten well and truly away, which he had; the lifeguard was towing him back to shore — before I dove down again, in search of my attackers.

I found them easily enough. They were still in their prom wear, and the girls’ dresses were floating all around them like seaweed. I grabbed a handful of one, tugged it toward me, and saw, in the murky water, the very startled face of Felicia Bruce. Before she had a chance to react, I plunged a thumb into her eye. She screamed, but since we were underwater, I didn’t hear a thing. I just saw a trail of bubbles racing for the water’s surface.

Then someone grabbed me from behind. I reacted by thrusting my head back, as hard as I could, and was delighted to feel my skull make very hard contact with my attacker’s forehead. The hands that had been holding me instantly let go, and I spun around, and saw Mark Pulsford swimming hastily away. Some football player he’d been, if he couldn’t take a simple head butt.

I felt the urgent need to breathe, so I followed the last of the bubbles from Felicia’s scream, and resurfaced just as the ghosts did.

We all bobbed there on the surface: me, Josh, Felicia, Mark, and a very white-faced Carrie.

“Omigod,” Carrie said. Her teeth, unlike mine, weren’t chattering. “It’s that girl. That girl from Jimmy’s. I told you she can see us.”

Josh, whose broken nose had sprung, cartoon-like, back into place, was nevertheless wary of me. Even if you happen to be dead, getting your nose broken hurts a lot.

“Hey,” he said to me as I treaded water. “This isn’t your fight, okay? Stay out of it.”

I tried to say, “Oh, yeah? Well, listen up. I’m the mediator, and you guys have a choice. You can go on to your next life with your teeth in or your teeth out. Which is it going to be?”

Only my own teeth were chattering so hard, all that came out was a bunch of weird noises that sounded like, Oah? Esup. Imameator an —

You get the picture.

Since Father Dominic’s technique — reasoning — didn’t appear to be working in this particular instance, I abandoned it. Instead, I reached out and grabbed the rope of seaweed they’d tried to strangle Michael with and flung it around the necks of the two girls, who were treading water close to each other, and to me. They looked extremely surprised to find themselves lassoed like a couple of seacows.

And I can’t really tell you what I was thinking, but it’s probably safe to say my plan — though somewhat haphazardly formed — involved towing them both back to shore where I intended to beat the crap out of them.

While the girls clawed at their necks and attempted to escape, the boys came at me. I didn’t care. I was furious all of a sudden. They had ruined my nice time at the beach and tried to drown my date. Granted I wasn’t particularly fond of Michael, but I certainly didn’t want to see him drowned before my eyes — particularly not now that I knew what a hottie he was under his sweater vest.

Holding on to the girls with one hand, I thrust out the other and managed to grab Josh by — what else? — the short hairs on the back of his neck.

Though this proved highly effective — in that he promptly began thrashing in pain — I’d neglected two things. One was Mark, who continued to swim free. And the other was the ocean, which was still churning waves at me. Any sensible person would have been looking out for these things, but I, in my anger, was not.

Which was why a second later, I was promptly sucked under.

Let me tell you, there are probably pleasanter ways to die than choking on a lungful of saltwater. It burns, you know? I mean, it is, after all,
salt.

And I coughed down a lot of it, thanks first to the wave, which bowled me under. And then I swallowed a lot more when Mark grabbed hold of my ankle, and kept me under.

One thing I have to admit about the ocean: It’s very quiet down there. I mean, really. No more shrieking gulls, crashing of the waves, shouts from the surfers. No, under the sea, it’s just you and the water and the ghosts who are trying to kill you.

Because, of course, I’d held onto the ends of the seaweed I was using to tow the girls. And I hadn’t let go of Josh’s hair, either.

I kind of liked it, I discovered, under there. It wasn’t so bad, really. Except for the cold, and the salt, and the horrible realization that at any moment, a twenty-foot killer shark could swoop under me and bite my leg off, it was, well, almost pleasant.

I suppose I lost consciousness for a few seconds. I mean, I’d have had to, to have held onto those stupid ghosts so tightly, and think being held under tons and tons of saltwater was pleasant.

The next thing I knew, something was tugging at me, and it wasn’t one of the ghosts. I was being tugged
toward
the surface, where I could see the last rays of the sun winking across the waves. I looked up, and was surprised to see a flash of orange and a lot of blond hair.
Why,
I thought, wonderingly,
it’s that nice lifeguard. What’s he doing here?

And then I became greatly concerned for him, because, of course, there were a lot of blood-thirsty ghosts around, and it was entirely possible one of them might try to hurt him.

But when I looked around, I found, to my astonishment, that all of them had disappeared. I was still holding the rope of seaweed, and my other hand was still clenched as if on someone’s hair. But there was nothing there. Just seawater.

The chickens
, I thought to myself. The lousy chickens. Came up against the mediator and found out you couldn’t take it, huh? Well, let that be a lesson to you! You don’t mess with the mediator.

And then I did something that will probably live on in mediator infamy for the rest of time: I blacked out.

Okay, I don’t know if any of you have ever lost consciousness before, so let me just say here real quickly: Don’t do it.

Really. If you can avoid situations in which you might lose consciousness, please do so. Whatever you do, do not pass out. Trust me. It is not fun. It is not fun at all.

Unless, of course, you’re guaranteed to wake up having mouth-to-mouth performed on you by a totally hot California lifeguard. Then I say go for it.

That was my experience when I opened my eyes that afternoon on Carmel Beach. One second I was sucking in lungfuls of saltwater, and the next I was lip-locked with Brad Pitt. Or at least someone who looked very much like him.

Could this
, I asked myself, my heart turning over in my chest,
be my one true love
?

Then the lips left mine, and I saw that it wasn’t my true love at all, but the lifeguard, his long blond hair falling wetly around his tanned face. The skin around his blue eyes crinkled with concern — the ravages of sun; he should have used Coppertone — as he asked, “Miss? Miss, can you hear me?”

“Suze,” I heard a familiar voice — Gina? but what was Gina doing in California? — say. “Her name is Suze.”

“Suze,” the lifeguard said, giving my cheeks a couple of rather rough little taps. “Blink if you can understand me.”

This
, I thought,
could not possibly be my one true love
.
He seems to think I’m a moron. Also, why does he keep hitting me?

“Oh my God.” CeeCee’s voice was more high-pitched than usual. “Is she paralyzed?”

To prove to them I wasn’t paralyzed, I started to sit up.

Then promptly realized this had been a bad decision.

I think I only threw up once. To say that I spewed like Mount St. Helens is a gross exaggeration on Dopey’s part. It is true that a great deal of seawater came up out of me after I tried to sit up. But fortunately, I avoided throwing it up on both myself and the lifeguard, sending most of it neatly into the sand beside me.

After I was done throwing up, I felt a great deal better.

“Suze!” Gina — who I suddenly remembered was in California visiting me — was on her knees beside me. “Are you all right? I was so worried! You just laid there so still….”

Sleepy was a lot less sympathetic.

“What the hell were you thinking?” he demanded. “Did Pamela Anderson die and leave an opening on the
Baywatch
rescue squad, or something?”

I looked up at all the anxious faces around me. Really, I’d had no idea so many people cared. But there were Gina and CeeCee and Adam and Dopey and Sleepy and some of their surfer friends and a few tourists, snapping pictures of the real live drowned girl, and Michael and…

Michael. My gaze snapped back toward him. Michael, who was in so much danger, and hardly seemed aware of it. Michael, who, as he stood dripping over me, seemed unconscious of the fact that around his throat was a great red welt where the seaweed had bitten into his skin. It looked painfully inflamed.

“I’m all right,” I said, and started to stand up.

“No,” the lifeguard said. “There’s an ambulance on its way. Stay where you are until the dudes from EMS have checked you out.”

“Um,” I said. “No, thank you.”

Then I stood up and moved toward my towel, which still rested where I’d left it beside Gina’s, a little farther up the beach.

“Miss,” the lifeguard said, hurrying after me. “You were unconscious. You nearly drowned. You’ve got to be checked out by EMS. It’s procedure.”

“You really,” CeeCee said as she jogged along beside me, “should let them check you out, Suze. Rick says he thinks both you and Michael might have been victims of a Portuguese man-of-war.”

I blinked at her. “Rick? Who’s Rick?”

“The lifeguard,” CeeCee said with exasperation. Apparently, while I’d been unconscious, everyone had gotten to know one another. “That’s why he had them hang out the yellow flag.”

I squinted and peered up at the flag that now fluttered from the top of the lifeguard’s chair. Usually green, except when riptides or extreme undertows were reported, it flew bright yellow, urging beachgoers to use caution in the water.

“I mean, look at Michael’s neck,” CeeCee continued. I looked obligingly at Michael’s neck.

“Rick says that when he got there, there was something around my neck,” Michael said. He couldn’t, I noticed, seem to meet my gaze. “He thought it was a giant squid, at first. But that couldn’t be, of course. There’s never been one spotted this far north before. So he thought it must have been a man-of-war.”