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Authors: Jilly Cooper

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    'She's talking to me, stupid,' said Tab. 'She's brought you some fudge.'

    'Tag,' bellowed Rupert from the kitchen, 'where are you?'

    'Here,' said Tab and Tag in unison. Then they both looked at each other and burst out laughing.

    Taking Taggie's hand, Tabitha dragged her into the kitchen. 'Can she come back to Warwickshire with us this evening and see Biscuit?" said Tabitha.

    Rupert, who was drinking black coffee and reading the racing pages of the Sunday Times, looked surprised.

    'Of course she can. I thought you'd kidnapped her.'

    'She's brought us fudge, and carrots for Biscuit, and a big bottle of cough mixture," said Tabitha, unpacking the carrier bag.

    'It's sloe gin,' said Taggie, blushing. 'I made it yesterday. You mustn't drink it for three months.'

    Thank you, angel,' said Rupert, kissing her on the cheek. 'I hope I don't have to wait that long for you,' he murmured in an undertone.

    'Come on, Taggie,' said Tabitha impatiently. 'I thought you wanted to see the foal. This fudge is smashing."

    They had lunch in Cheltenham in an up-market hamburger bar. The children, who insisted on sitting on either side of Taggie, had huge milkshakes. Rupert, who complained he had alcohol shakes, ordered a carafe of red.

    'That jersey suits you," he said approvingly to Taggie. 'How d'you manage to keep it out of Maud's clutches?'

    Taggie blushed. 'I slept with it under my pillow."

    'We're doing a "Messiah" at the end of term," announced Tabitha, sucking air noisily from the bottom of her milkshake. 'There are going to be two trumpets and a drum, and real fathers in the chorus. I'm in the altos. They're much naughtier because they're mostly boys, silly twits.'

    'D'you like singing?' asked Taggie.

    'No. Mrs Brown takes us. She's just got married. She takes us for history too. She was reading a book called Improving your Home in class this week."

    'She was reading a book about drains in our class," said Marcus.

    'And that's what I pay your school fees for," grumbled Rupert. 'I wish they'd organize a sponsored walk to Save the Parents.'

    Having ordered, he looked across at Taggie, who was talking to Marcus about conkers.

    'We used to roast them slowly in the oven to harden them up.

    soak them in vinegar,' said Marcus.

    'My sister Caitlin used to put them in the hot cupboard and they always fell down behind the boiler and went mouldy. We've got masses at The Priory if you want any more, but I expect you've got hundreds already.'

    Christ, she's sweet, thought Rupert, noticing the way the grey cashmere moulded the full breasts.

    'Mary had a little lamb and surprised the midwife,' said Tabitha to her father.

    'Really,' said Rupert absentmindedly.

    'Mary had a little lamb and surprised the midwife. It's a joke.'

    'Ha, ha,' said Rupert, filling up Taggie's glass.

    'Why d'you always say ha ha and not mean it? Can I have a packet of Frazzles?'

    'No,' said Rupert. 'Here's your lunch.'

    'Can I have punk hair like Cameron?' said Tabitha, picking bits of mushroom out of her salad and putting them round the edge of her plate.

    'No.'

    'Why not?'

    'Because I don't like short hair.'

    'You've got very nice hair,' said Marcus to Taggie, blushing scarlet as he bit into his hamburger.

    'Yes,' agreed Rupert. 'She has.'

    Tabitha gazed dreamily into space. 'Mrs Bodkin must have slept with Mr Bodkin an awful lot of times.'

    'What on earth makes you think that?' asked Rupert in amazement.

    'She told me she'd had four miscarriages,' said Tab.

    Taggie didn't dare look at Rupert. She thought she had never been happier in her life. Suddenly the most ordinary things a

    hamburger smothered in tomato ketchup, the mural of the village street round the wall, with its milk cart and postman - were illuminated because she was with Rupert and these adorable children.

    'Everything all right, Meester Campbell-Black?' asked the Manager.

    'Perfect,' said Rupert. 'Could we have another carafe of red?'

    'I would like to congratulate you,' went on the Manager, looking round rapturously at Marcus, Tab and Taggie. 'I never knew you haff three such beautiful children.'

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    After lunch, they went for a walk in Rupert's woods. It was ridiculously mild. Insects moved leisurely in the rays slanting through the thinning beech trees, like specks of dust caught in the light from a projector. Birds sang drowsily, orange leaves drifted down on to already orange paths. The squirrels, stupefied by the sun, were fooling around on the ground instead of gathering nuts.

    'What are you singing at school?' asked Taggie.

    '"Green grow the rushes-oh,"' said Tab.

    'I'll sing you three-oh,' sang Marcus.

    'What is your three-oh?' sang back Tab.

    'Three for the rivals, Two, two the lily-white boys, Clothed all in green-o,' replied Marcus, his pure treble echoing through the soaring cathedral of beech trunks. Then both children took up the chant:

    'One is one and all alone, And ever more shall be so.'

    'Lovely,' sighed Taggie.

    'Three for the rivals sounds like Corinium, Venturer and Mid-West,' said Rupert.

    He used up a couple of reels of film, then, exhausted after a strenuous week at Blackpool, fell asleep under a chestnut tree, while Taggie played games with the children.

    'D'you know,' she said, drawing them away down the ride so they wouldn't wake Rupert, 'that every time you catch a

    falling leaf, you get a happy day? Let's see if we can catch thirty, so we can give Daddy a really happy November when he wakes up.'

    'Easy peasy,' said Tabitha, leaping forward as a yellow sycamore leaf pirouetted through the air towards her, then, caught by a puff of wind, dummied round her and fluttered to the ground.

    'It's harder than it looks,' panted Marcus, reaching out as a twig of ash leaves floated tantalizingly out of his grasp. 'Would those have counted as seven?'

    'Not really,' said Taggie.

    'Bugger,' screamed Tab, as she just missed a beech leaf.

    'Hush,' said Taggie. 'We mustn't wake Daddy.' Silently they raced round the wood trying to suppress their screams of joy whenever they managed to catch a leaf. After a particularly piercing yell, when Tab tripped over a bramble cable but managed to hang on to a wand of chestnut leaves, Rupert woke up; but he pretended to be asleep. Watching Taggie, gambolling long-legged over the beech leaves, pony-tail flying, looking, as the Manager had thought, not a day over fourteen, he was suddenly kneed in the groin with longing.

    'Here you are, Daddy,' said Tabitha, her hands full of leaves, 'a whole happy month for you.'

    Rupert, who privately thought that the only thing that could make him happy at the moment was a whole month in bed with Taggie, said thank you very much.

    'Can we go and see the new Woody Allen?' asked Tabitha.

    Rupert looked at his watch: 'It's nearly four o'clock. You'll be very late back.' The last thing he wanted to do was to go to the cinema.

    'We can go on our way home,' pleaded Tabitha. 'We've done our homework,' said Marcus. Rupert turned to Taggie who said she'd adore to see it; anything to prolong the day with Rupert.

    'I'm going to sit next to Taggie,' said Tabitha, seizing her hand.

    'I'm going to sit next to her too,' said Marcus, taking her other hand.

    'If she sits on my knee, you can both sit next to her,' said

    Rupert.

    Severely jolted, he felt it was increasingly necessary to make a joke about the whole thing.

    The Woody Allen was extremely funny, but Taggie hardly took any of it in, she was so aware of Rupert slumped in the seat beyond Tabitha gazing totally unmoved at the screen. How awful for Rupert being left by Helen and losing these heavenly children, living alone by himself in that big

    house.

    'One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so,' sang

    Tabitha as they drove home.

    Taggie felt Rupert's loss far more acutely when she met Helen, who was simply the most beautiful woman she'd ever seen, with huge serious yellow eyes and long red hair drawn back in two combs from her freckled face, and incredibly slim ankles and wrists. She had the same colouring as Maud, reflected Taggie, but while Maud cavorted untrainably through life like a red setter bestowing her favours indiscriminately, Helen would be far more fastidious and sparing with her affections. Helen was like a red deer. If you tamed and won the confidence of anything so delicate and nervous, you'd feel incredibly proud.

    But before she had much time to observe Helen or her husband, Malise, who seemed very old, Taggie was dragged off to the stables by Tabitha to meet Biscuit and Dollop. Then she had to see Marcus's room and then Tabitha's room, both extraordinarily tidy (in fact, the whole house was incredibly tidy for a Sunday evening), by which time it was well past the children's bedtime.

    Back in the drawing-room, Taggie found Helen tapping her beautifully shod foot and looking at the clock, and Rupert standing in front of an unlit fire, holding an empty glass and looking absolutely glazed.

    'What would you like to drink?' Malise asked Taggie.

    Taggie glanced at Rupert, who almost imperceptibly moved his head in the direction of the door.

    'Nothing, thank you very much,' she said.

    'We must go,' said Rupert. 'I've got to get this child home.'

    So the day was to end just like that. Taggie suddenly felt suicidal. Malise, seeming to sense her depression, said, 'Helen and I are tremendous fans of your father's. I do hope he gets the franchise. Corinium's programmes are absolutely ghastly.'

    'Oh, The Dream was excellent the other night,' protested Helen. 'Marcus said Cameron Cook had something to do with that, Rupert. You must bring her over sometime. I'd love to discuss the production with her. It was a most original interpretation. They set it in Victorian England and had some fascinating parallels between Queen Victoria and John Brown and Titania and Bottom.'

    Rupert stifled a huge yawn.

    'I think Taggie and Rupert want to go, darling,' said Malise gently, putting his arm round Helen's shoulders.

    He has the most charming smile, thought Taggie. I can see why she finds him attractive, but not compared with Rupert, and he is terribly old. The children came to see them off.

    'Promise, promise, we can see you next time we come over,' said Tabitha, clinging to her like a monkey. Thank you so much for the fudge,' said Marcus.

    'Rupert is awful,' said Helen, having packed the children upstairs to have baths. 'That girl must still be at school.'

    'She's a bit older than that, but not much,' said Malise, straightening the Sunday papers. 'D'you know, she gives me the same ghastly sense of forboding I had when I first met you?'

    'I hope you haven't fallen in love with her too,' said Helen, somewhat too archly.

    'No. One just knows he's going to break her heart,' said Malise grimly, 'and feels powerless to do anything about it.'

    'He may have mellowed,' said Helen. 'She's the first girl he's ever brought here, and the kids obviously adore her.'

    Malise shook his head. 'He's like a hound. You can't domesticate him. Hunting'll always be in his blood.'

    Rupert was very quiet on the drive back to Penscombe. Taggie, feeling utterly miserable because the day was almost over and the Aston-Martin seemed to be gobbling up the miles, assumed he was merely depressed because his ravishing wife and children didn't live with him any more. Rupert, however, for the first time in his life, was battling seriously with his conscience.

    Taggie was Declan's teenage daughter; he was committed to Cameron, who was already paranoid about Taggie, and there were deadly serious things like franchises to be won.

    Then, in the light from a street-lamp in Cheltenham, he caught sight of Taggie. Everything seemed to turn upwards, her nose, her long sooty eyelashes, her adorably short upper lip, and those beautifully soft breasts, which he'd dreamed of the other night. His conscience lost.

    'Would you like some dinner?'

    'Oh yes, please,' said Taggie joyfully. 'If you're sure you're not too tired and I look smart enough?'

    'Never, never get smart,' said Rupert. 'I loathe done-up women.'

    They're such adorable children,' said Taggie. 'And so beautiful. Not surprising really with such a beautiful mother.' In the darkness of the car, now they were out of the town, it seemed easier to talk. 'Is it absolutely agony every time you see her again?"

    'Agony,' said Rupert soulfully. Then, shooting a sideways glance at Taggie, he explained, 'Because she bores the fucking tits off me.'

    Taggie gave a gasp of shocked laughter.

    'I can't think how the hell I stayed married to her for seven years. While you were upstairs, she gave me the entire plot of the Italian film they'd seen that afternoon, and, if Malise hadn't shut her up, we'd have had a five-act analysis of Midsummer Night's Dream. How he puts up with it!'

    'He seems very nice,' said Taggie, 'but he's almost like a grandfather to the children.'

    Thirty years older than Helen,' said Rupert, 'but he's made her very happy.'

    'And what happened to you after she walked out?' asked Taggie.

    'Oh well, I had one or two fish of my own I was frying at the time,' admitted Rupert. 'But the fat began to spit too much, so I backed off. Then I had a long stint with an engaging tramp called Beattie Johnson, and then a few games of tennis with Sarah Stratton.'

    'Oh God,' moaned Taggie.

    Rupert laughed. 'I'm half-tempted to stop the car and see how much you're blushing. Were you terribly shocked when you saw us?'

    'Yes, no, yes,'mumbled Taggie. 'More for Gertrude, really. She's led such a sheltered life. It must have been awful all those fire engines turning up.'

    'We were bloody lucky,' said Rupert. 'Cameron tells me that the Corinium newsroom give the Cotchester Fire Brigade so much booze at Christmas that invariably the firemen tip them off and keep their hoses running until the television crew arrive. Sarah and I in the buff would have been a sensation on "Cotswold Round-Up".'

    Taggie giggled. She didn't like to tell him how much in the last few months the memory of his oiled, mahogany-tanned, wonderfully constructed body had haunted her dreams.

    The White Elephant at Painswick was packed and taking last orders, but still managed to find a corner for Rupert. Taggie fled to the loo. All she had in her bag was a defunct mascara wand, a comb, some scent and a picture of Claudius. If only she could clean her teeth. She made do with soaking the roller towel, rubbing some soap on it, rubbing her teeth, then

    rinsing her mouth out with water. Then she de-tangled her

    hair and put it back in its ponytail. When she got back to the table, Rupert, realizing she would be totally floored by the French menu, had ordered a bottle of Pouilly Fume and smoked salmon and scrambled eggs for both of them.

    'And you're going to eat the lot.'

    At first they discussed the children.

    'I wish they got on better with Cameron,' sighed Rupert, 'but, being totally unused to children, she makes neither extra beds nor allowances.'

    It was good that they could talk about Cameron naturally now, thought Taggie, suddenly longing to touch the fan of fine lines at the corner of Rupert's eyes. Perhaps she could become his long-term confidante, and even when he was eighty, he'd come roaring over to The Priory and tell her he'd met some marvellous new fifty-year-old. At least it'd be better than not seeing him.

    'Does it still upset you going to the Horse of the Year Show when you're not winning all the cups any more?' she asked tentatively.

    'Yes,' he said. 'That's why I wanted you to come along last week -' he took her hand - 'to hold my hand. I don't think I realized at the time how desperately I minded giving up. just stopping overnight after the World Championship, burying myself in politics, refusing to recognize I was suffering from withdrawal symptoms far worse than any junkie. There's so little time to think while you're show jumping. Even on those interminable drives there was always Billy to yak to, or some horse to natter about, always something to look forward to, a prize to be won, someone else's time to be beaten, a horse to be sorted out, a girl to be laid. I suppose I never gave myself time to grow up, and when Helen buggered off I blocked that out too.'

    Still holding her hand, he looked into her loving, infinitely understanding and sympathetic eyes. Christ, he'd never admitted things like this to anyone, not even Billy. Then she asked the same question: 'Does it still hurt seeing Helen?'

    Rupert shrugged. 'I got bored with hating her, I guess. The only thing that really irks me is that Malise succeeded where I failed. I can't honestly say I've ever made any woman happy, or not for very long.'

    'You make me very happy,' said Taggie gruffly.

    For a second they gazed at each other and he watched the colour mounting in her cheeks.

    'I'd like to try,' he said softly. 'I'll just pay the bill and we'll

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