Shoot to Thrill (19 page)

John took a breath as he tried to fumble his way through Harley’s maze of thought. Foster home number seven? How many had there been? ‘The dead-people software?’

‘Oh.’

‘ “Oh”? That’s all you’ve got to say? Get your dancing shoes on, Mr. John, because the champagne flutes are polished and I’m ready to dust off the big boys.’

John almost smiled, and it looked a little silly, as if smiles rarely found a comfortable spot on his face. ‘You know, half the time I have no idea what you’re saying, but I do enjoy the way you say it.’

Harley guffawed and clapped him on the back just as John’s cell phone started skittering across the desk. ‘Tell whoever’s on the other end of that thing to lose your number. We’ve got some celebrating to do.’

Harley walked away, giving him some privacy, which John thought said a lot about the man. He snapped open the cell and listened carefully for a time, and felt that elusive and rare moment of semicontentment he’d been enjoying seep away. ‘I’ll pass it on and get back to you,’ were the only words he uttered during the entire conversation. When he snapped the phone closed he looked down at his watch, wondering where the afternoon had gone, where the years had gone, and how the world had changed so starkly while he was right there in it, a blind witness.

Everything seemed to be swirling out of control, falling
I should have snatched it off his wrist while the coffin was still open,
he thought, and then closed his eyes, startled that such a thing had occurred to him. When he opened them again, Harley was back in the chair opposite, fingers laced over his barrel chest.

‘Bad news, Smith?’

‘We have a new problem.’

‘Huh. Interesting. So far we’ve got actual murders broadcast over the Web and schoolteachers gone mad. The way I see it, the only things left are ICBMs on their way from China or a comet on a collision course with Earth. Which is it? And, Christ, I hope it’s the comet, because that would take longer than ICBMs from China, which gives us time to get ripped.’

The smile was totally inappropriate, and John had to fight the impulse to cover it with his hand. ‘That was Chelsea Thomas on the phone.’

‘The hottie profiler you sent Magozzi to see?’

John frowned. ‘Who told you she was a … hottie?’

Harley grinned, thinking that Special Agent John Smith had probably never ever uttered that word before in his entire politically correct life. He shrugged and his leather jacket exuded a saddle smell. ‘Rolseth called with a howdy-do

Nonplussed at all the unsolicited information, John caught himself wondering if Detective Rolseth was a philanderer. ‘Oh. Well, yes. Agent Thomas is the profiler I sent Magozzi to meet, and she’s been involved in the murder cases from the beginning. Her specialty is actually the increase of youth crime fostered by Internet communities. She assiduously monitors the youth social sites – YouTube, Facebook, and the like, and stumbled across a few of the murder films in the course of her work that hadn’t been caught by the servers.’

‘Wow. Great titties and a monster brain. Can’t get much better than that.’

John scowled and puffed up a little. ‘She’s a brilliant agent with a stunning intellect and has an unquestionable loyalty to law and justice that has absolutely nothing to do with her physical appearance.’

Harley blinked at him. ‘John. Get over it. Great titties are a good thing. Not an insult. So what did this female goddess tell you on the phone that sent your feel-good swirling down the toilet?’

‘Firstly …’

‘Is that an actual word?’

‘Yes, it is. Firstly, that everyone in the Bureau is celebrating the capture of Huttinger, as if he were the end of this. They’ve all forgotten the other murders.’

Harley rolled his upper lip and moved his black beard.

Smith rubbed at his eyes. ‘We didn’t have a victory. We caught a fluke. A loser who stumbled into the place where the real monsters play. Those are the ones we have to stop, or we haven’t accomplished anything.’

‘Jesus, Smith. What do you mean, we haven’t accomplished anything? So what if Huttinger was just a copycat. We nailed his ass, and who knows how many he would have hurt with a little more practice. The white hats won one today.’

Smith sighed. ‘I guess.’

Grace, Annie, and Roadrunner slipped into the other chairs at the table and just looked at him. It was kind of creepy.

‘Sugar, you look plumb worn out,’ Annie said. ‘Gracie must have busted your balls in the kitchen this morning.’

‘Not at all.’

‘ “So why the long face?” said the bartender to the horse. We stopped a bad guy, we had a good day.’

‘He just had a downer call from Chelsea Thomas,’ Harley explained. ‘The firstly part was all wrong, but I straightened him out on that. So – what’s the secondly part, John?’

Smith shrugged. ‘This thing keeps expanding in directions nobody expected, getting bigger and bigger all the time. Ever since the media publicized the code the murderers used, there have been thousands copying the “CiTy oF” format to post nonsense, and no way to separate the chaff from the real thing without tracing each one individually. The people in Cyber Crimes are afraid we’re going to miss

Roadrunner smiled. ‘No sweat. I’ll just modify the program we’re already using to set up an automatic trace on every post that uses the code. If they’re traceable, the program puts them in the slush file. But if they use the same type of routing the real murderers used or some kind of anonymity software, we’ll get an alarm. That should help.’

Harley patted him on the head. ‘Cool, little buddy. I wasn’t going to think of that for another three seconds.’

‘How long will it take to put something like that together?’ Smith asked.

‘Give me half an hour. And call Cyber Crimes and tell them it’s coming. Last time I tried to send them something they fried me as spam.’

Smith grabbed a pad of Post-it notes and scribbled an e-mail address. ‘Can you send that off to Chelsea Thomas to load on her computer, too?’

‘You got it. And if that’s all you need, call the restaurant, Harley. I’m starving.’

Roadrunner headed for his station while Harley stood up and stretched his tattooed arms wide. ‘Glory hallelujah. I’ve got pasta on my mind. You like pasta, John?’

‘I really should get back to the motel.’

Annie flapped a hand. ‘Oh, screw that, darlin’. We’re going out, and you’re comin’ along.’

‘So what’s the deal with Huttinger?’ Harley asked as he lumbered over to the mini-fridge. ‘Is he talking?’

‘Not yet, but he’s processed, and the locals are about to commence the first round of questioning.’

‘What’s this?’

Harley rolled his eyes. ‘Man, do you need work. That’s a shortie. A mini-beer, right out of the mini-fridge. We’ve got thirty minutes to kill, and happy hour is now enforced by law.’

‘I really shouldn’t.’

‘Don’t give me that no-drinking-on-the-job crap. I didn’t buy that for a minute. Job like yours, you can’t tell me there aren’t really pissy days when you come home and take a sip or two to destress, and you’ve had a few pissy days in a row. Besides, livers are evil and must be punished.’

John blinked at the bottle. ‘You have an opener?’

Grace sighed, then reached over and unscrewed the cap. ‘They invented twist-off caps a while back, John.’

‘Oh.’

‘So who has Huttinger’s computers?’

‘His laptop and the CPU from his home office are with our Computer Analysis and Response Team in Portland. They’ll work on forensic recovery around the clock.’

‘How good is Portland’s CART?’

‘Excellent. Our field office there also houses the Northwest Regional Computer Forensics Laboratory, so the Bureau has a very solid local team on this. They’ll also be sending copies of the hard drives to D.C.’

‘I’ve made the request on your behalf already, and paperwork for that clearance is in the pipeline.’

‘Paperwork?’ Harley growled. ‘Man, that’s scary, because paperwork usually means nothing gets done. Jesus. We offer up our services on a silver platter, and you’ve got to jump through hoops to get it?’

And that, in a nutshell, was what was wrong with the Bureau, and centralized bureaucracies in general, Smith thought; if you wanted to accomplish anything, you had to check with somebody who had to check with somebody else, who had to check with somebody else, ad infinitum. In the meanwhile, time got wasted, opportunities got lost. Would it really be so bad if the powers that be put a little more faith in the people on the ground they’d hired to get the job done in the first place?

Dangerous territory,
he chided himself.
This morning you turned your back when MacBride hacked into airline computers; now you’re sitting in front of an open beer you absolutely are going to drink; and in a few minutes, you’re going to get hard drives without authorization for people with no clearance. What are you going to do next, John?
Grace watched John Smith’s face reflect the battle his conscience was having with his good sense. ‘John. Huttinger didn’t just know the code, he knew the routing all the murderers used. He made contact with these people at some point, and it’s probably on his computer. I know your people are good—’

‘No, we’re better,’ Harley interrupted.

Smith took a breath and another sip of beer, then pulled

Grace was smiling at him when he hung up.

It was eleven o’clock by the time they returned to Harley’s from the restaurant. John had had two glasses of wine on top of the shortie, and there wasn’t enough pasta in the world to counter that much alcohol for a non-drinker. He remembered now why he never drank – it made his mind fuzzy and his eyelids droop. ‘I’m afraid I have to get to bed. Thank you all so much for the excellent evening.’

‘John’s right,’ Grace said. ‘We should all get some rest, and I, for one, plan on doing just that in my own bed tonight.’

‘That’s not a bad idea, sugar,’ Annie said. ‘First of all, I don’t have a thing left to wear in my closet here, and I miss my bunny slippers.’ She looked up at Smith, and he could have sworn she batted her eyelashes at him, although that could have been the kind of wishful thinking that happened when you had an elevated blood alcohol. ‘You shouldn’t be driving, John Smith.’

Harley nodded. ‘Yeah. Stick around, Smith. The motel you’re at sucks and if I’ve got anything here, it’s space.’

Harley put John Smith in what he called the Big Boy’s Room – a mahogany-paneled suite next to the Monkeewrench office that boasted a four-poster bed big enough for Henry VIII, a steam shower, a sauna, a wet bar with single-malt

He barely noticed most of the accoutrements, although he was quick to see the black cashmere pajamas laid out on the bed. The rest of the Monkeewrench crew had already gone home, with the exception of Roadrunner, who had been checking the alarm settings on his computer when I bid him and Harley good night.

Bicycling home after midnight was a concept John simply couldn’t get his head around. Such a thing in D.C. would be suicide, but apparently Minneapolis was a whole different story. People jogged and biked and walked under the moonlight in this Midwest Mecca, blissfully unaware that in other metropolises such a venture would be lethal.

‘Roadrunner does it all the time,’ Harley reassured him as he showed him his quarters for the night. ‘Towels in the bathroom, extra blankets in the cupboard, anything else you need?’

‘Nothing I can think of. Thank you for putting me up for the night.’

Harley snorted. ‘No prob. Trust me – you won’t be sorry. The bed is sweeter and softer than chocolate mousse, the sheets are Italian, and I make a killer frittata. Besides, everybody else is gone for the night, and this place echoes when I’m the only one in it. It’ll be a good thing to have a breakfast partner.’

John was slipping his suit jacket onto the silent valet next to the bed. ‘Yes. For me, too.’

Harley folded his beefy arms across his chest and regarded the man curiously for a moment. ‘No family, huh?’

‘I hear you. So what’s going to happen when your job divorces you?’

‘I’ll know the answer to that in six months.’

Harley frowned. ‘Mandatory retirement?’

Smith nodded. ‘This is my last case.’

‘That’s too bad, because you’re damn good at your job.’

‘Thank you. Likewise.’

‘What are you planning to do with all your spare time?’

‘I suppose I’ll pick up some useless hobby. Maybe do some consulting on the side.’

‘I’ve got a lot of useless hobbies. They all get old after a while.’

‘You don’t need hobbies, Mr. Davidson – you’ve got a family.’

Harley rocked back on his heels, then smiled. ‘It’s never too late to make one, John Smith,’ he said as he closed the double oak doors behind him.

The steam shower was amazing. John sat on the marble bench and watched clouds curl around his legs for a long time before he remembered to leave the volcanic steam and find his way to a bed that had micro weight settings to accommodate his frame. Cashmere was an amazing material, he thought, slipping into the pajamas and crawling under a comforter that made him remember his mother, tucking him in, kissing his nose, of all things, telling him that morning was bright, and it was coming.

Hours later, just as the light of a coming morning began to change the colors in his room, he heard a slight pinging

A part of his brain knew this was an erroneous message; that he wasn’t in his D.C. condo, and that the pinging meant something else, but eventually the pinging faded and he heard nothing but the soft susurration of his breath, moving in and out.

In the Monkeewrench office, next to John Smith’s Big Boy bedroom, Roadrunner’s computer was flashing blue on a black screen.

‘City of Lakes, Many, Everywhere,’ it read, pinging every time the letters reappeared.

Chelsea Thomas balanced a bag of take-out Vietnamese on her knee while she struggled with the ancient, temperamental lock on the front door of her uptown duplex. The place had been described as ‘historic’ and ‘charming’ by the real estate agent who’d leased it to her, but she failed to see the allure – cosmetically appealing adjectives were just verbal plastic surgery as far as she was concerned, and no compensation for the fact that the place was over a hundred years old and had more leaks, creaks, and groans than a nursing home. Not to mention the fact that there were no closets – apparently, people in the old days, at least in the Midwest, didn’t have any clothes or shoes.