Slicky Boys (5 page)

“jorge,”
she said.
“jorge mío.”

They took me out of the room.

A few hours later the priest woke me and told me my mother was dead.

I cried for three days. The First Sergeant and I sat in uncomfortable silence. He puttered with paperwork and occasionally walked up and down the hallway to see if the secretary was in yet. I remained immobile on the hard wooden chair. His little coffeemaker gurgled in the corner and I was tempted to walk over and pour myself a cup, but I wasn’t about to give him the satisfaction.

We were waiting for Ernie.

The First Sergeant didn’t want to waste his breath on just one maggot, he wanted to have us both here for the ass chewing. I knew his game. Keep me here, callousing my butt, so I’d get the message: You can’t be trusted to be let out of my sight or you’ll wander off and get lost again.

It was a game a lot of sergeants and officers play. Somehow it makes them feel good. Maybe their parents played it on them, I don’t know. And feeling good is more important to them than productivity. I was dying to get on with the investigation; time could be everything. The people I needed to talk to could disappear in a few hours like the morning mist. But I wasn’t going to beg.

Besides, it wouldn’t do any good. He was looking forward to this—in fact he had to wipe his mouth occasionally with the back of his hand because saliva was dripping out— and a First Sergeant with a case of the ass cannot be denied. Not in the army I know.

It was about one minute to eight when Ernie popped through the door.

“About
time
you got here,” the First Sergeant said.

Ernie ignored him, walked over to the coffeemaker, and poured himself a cup. He hunched over the little counter while he twisted open the sugar jar, scraped some granules off the bottom, and shook a smattering of flakes into his cup. He peered into the jar, trying to loosen the remaining crust.

“Why don’t you invest in some more sugar, Top, and a little cream? You can’t keep drinking this stuff straight. Too toxic. Rot your gut.”

The First Sergeant stood behind his desk, his fingertips resting lightly on the immaculately white blotter, glaring at Ernie. He wasn’t a tall man but he was husky and if it wasn’t for a potbelly that was just beginning to grow, he would’ve appeared muscular. Closely cropped streaks of white hair bookended the sides of his gray crew cut.

Blood rose through his thick neck and settled in slack jowls.

“Bascom,” he said, “are you through dicking around with that coffee?”

“Just about.”

Ernie clinked his spoon inside the metal cup, slurped on the hot java, and topped it off with just a dash more coffee. Like a potentate about to attend a ceremony, he paraded over to his chair, set his cup down on the cigarette-scarred table, and took his seat.

The First Sergeant leaned over his desk and looked at us both. His voice came out low and menacing.

“Where were you two last night when you were supposed to be on call?”

Ernie sipped on his coffee. I usually let him handle the First Sergeant. He had a knack for it.

“Eating chow,” he said.

“At eleven-thirty at night?”

“Sort of a Continental thing with us. We like to eat late.”

The First Sergeant looked at me. I didn’t move.

“You were out boozing it up,” he said, “and running the ville. And when I tried to get in touch with you, you were nowhere to be found.”

“We left a number,” Ernie said.

The crisp blotter crinkled under the First Sergeant’s fingers. “A number where nobody speaks English!”

“Mama-san was out,” Ernie said. “Her daughter’s a sharp cookie, though.”

“But she doesn’t speak English!”

Ernie’s eyes widened. “Of course not, Top. She’s Korean.”

“I know that, goddamn it, but when I have to make a call to get ahold of you guys and when I finally get through, I expect to be able to speak something other than that kimchi-eating gibberish.”

“When in Rome,” Ernie said, “and all that shit.”

The First Sergeant took a deep breath. He seemed to be mulling over something, some course of action. He leaned forward.

“All right, you two. From here on out, whenever you’re on call I expect you to be in the barracks. Not out in the ville, not in some
soju
house drinking rice wine, but in the barracks. And you’ll check in with the Charge of Quarters every hour unless you’re actually in your goddamned room asleep. You got that?”

Ernie sipped on his coffee, looked at the First Sergeant, and nodded.

“No sweat, Top.”

The First Sergeant looked at me. I nodded.

He’d forget about this latest decree in a month or two and besides, we were only on call every sixth day and we could pay the CQ to call us at the Nurse’s hooch if we had to. Not a problem.

“All right,” the First Sergeant said. “Now that we have that out of the way. What’d you find out on this Whit-comb case?”

Ernie didn’t move, but something in his manner made it obvious that he was through talking. The technical side of things was my responsibility. Ernie was strictly a people person.

“What we found out was in my report,” I said.

The First Sergeant stared, waiting. I continued.

“This guy, Lance Corporal Cecil Whitcomb, a member of the British contingent of the United Nations Honor Guard, was stabbed to death in the Namdaemun district of Seoul at some time between ten and eleven o’clock last night.”

“How did they fix the time of death?”

“The testimony of local residents. There was quite a bit of traffic prior to ten but nobody saw anything. The body was discovered just after eleven.”

“How can a GI be knifed to death in downtown Seoul and nobody see it?”

“It’s on the outskirts of downtown, in a residential area, in one of those little catacomblike alleys leading up a hill toward a run-down
yoguan.”

“A
what?”

“An inn. A Korean inn.”

It was hard to believe how little Korean the First Sergeant had learned in the almost two years he’d been here. But he was like most GI’s. He didn’t want to learn.

“Late at night,” I said, “a place like that can be pretty isolated. The windows in the buildings around it are mostly boarded up, not used much. Some are warehouses. Others are kept shut during the winter to keep out the cold and to keep out burglars.”

The First Sergeant shuffled some papers.

“The Namdaemun Precinct has jurisdiction?”

“Yeah. A Lieutenant Pak will be conducting their side of the investigation. We met him last night.”

“What’d he ask you to do?”

“Get information from Whitcomb’s unit. Interview his friends. Things like that.”

The First Sergeant nodded. “I want those reports sent to him right away. Don’t get on your high horse and try to do the translation on your own, Sueño. Have the KNP Liaison Officer take care of it.”

“Lieutenant Pak’s English is pretty good.”

“Good. If we don’t have to translate them at all, so much the better. The first thing 1 want is interviews with everybody in the British Honor Guard. ASAP. Don’t concentrate on just his friends. Everybody. I also want interviews with anyone he might’ve known outside of the British contingent. And I want copies of his personnel records. If they give you a hassle, have them call me. I want this done
now.
Any questions?”

Neither Ernie nor I said anything. It was a lot of work but more importantly it was also stupid. Churning out a ton of paperwork looked good when you sent it up the Chain of Command—they’d be impressed with how much you’d done—but it was more important to get to the heart of the matter. I couldn’t be sure yet where the heart of the matter resided but if I had to bet I’d say it resided with Miss Ku. First, I had to make sure she was still alive. But Ernie and I both knew better than to argue with the First Shirt. That would just set him off. Better to say yes and then do what you want.

The First Sergeant lowered his voice. Confidential now. Buddy to buddy.

“I don’t have to tell you this, you guys. You’ve already guessed that the head shed is about to shit a brick over this. While they’re here in the UN Honor Guard, those British soldiers are under our protection. But that’s an agreement that can be changed. The British Ambassador has already been on the line to the CG. If we don’t catch the killer, and
pronto,
they might pull their troops out of the joint command.”

He let that sit for a while, waiting for us to be suitably impressed.

“Politics back home,” he said. “One of their own killed over here and they have to rely on us to investigate.”

“Tough for the country that gave us Sherlock Holmes,” Ernie said.

The First Sergeant studied him, searching for a sign of mockery. He found none. Not in his face, anyway. Mockery was sort of a way of life for Ernie.

“Yeah,” the First Sergeant said. “And tough for us too. When the Embassy is interested, you can expect the White House to be interested, and everyone up the Chain of Command is going to be watching us. The Provost Marshal plans to brief the CG on our progress this morning. You two guys are going to be under a lot of pressure, but I’ll be here to back you up a hundred and ten percent.”

I almost burst out laughing. Ernie’s eyes glazed over. The First Sergeant looked at both of us and what he saw gradually made him angry.

“Maybe you don’t
want
my cooperation? That’s okay too. Either way we’ll get the job done. I’ll pull you two off the case if I have to.”

A snort of air burst through Ernie’s nose.

“Not on a case like this, you won’t.” Ernie put his coffee cup down and leaned forward. “This happened downtown, amongst Koreans, and George is the only CID agent who speaks the language. Besides, we’re the best investigators in-country and you know it.”

The First Sergeant straightened his back. His hair, which already stood on end, seemed to bristle.

“Don’t push me, Bascom. Nobody’s indispensable.”

Ernie ignored him, leaned back in his chair, and went right on sipping his coffee.

The First Sergeant might want to pull us off this case but I knew he wouldn’t. Not now. Not this early. It would look bad to the honchos at the head shed to be shifting personnel for no apparent reason and having to spend the time to get two new investigators up to speed. If the First Sergeant told them the truth, that he had doubts about whether or not he could control us on a sensitive case, it would reflect badly on him. They would wonder about his leadership abilities. The First Sergeant was stuck with us, unless we screwed up. He knew it and we knew it.

“In case you guys have any ideas that you’ve got me over a barrel,” he said, “let’s get a few ground rules straight.”

A caginess crept into the First Sergeant’s eyes. He opened his desk drawer and pulled out a neatly typed sheaf of paperwork. I recognized Riley’s handiwork. The First Sergeant placed it in the center of the blotter in front of him.

“Your request for extension, Bascom,” he said. “All signed and sealed and ready to go to personnel. Except it won’t go anywhere unless this case is handled in the way I say it should be handled.”

Ernie’s lips tightened. It was a low blow. To overseas GI’s like us there was nothing worse than being threatened with going back to the States. Going back to living in the barracks, doing your own laundry, swabbing the latrines, shining your own shoes. Having to put with all the petty bullshit of the Stateside army that has no mission other than readiness. Which means putting up with any sort of makebelieve training a bunch of bored officers manage to come up with.

Off post it was even worse. GI’s in the States are considered to be in the same social class as things you scrape off the soles of your shoes. Something to crinkle your nose at. American women looked at us that way too, except for the occasional bar tramp. But here in Korea we were heroes. Feted and looked up to when we went out with the locals. We were, after all, the guys who’d kept the bloodthirsty Communists at bay during the Korean War. And we were still keeping them on their side of the DMZ. Our presence was appreciated. Even treasured. Not so in the States.

“That’s all I’ve got,” the First Sergeant said. “Any questions?”

Neither of us said anything.

“Good. After you finish those interviews, report back to me. Then we’ll figure out what you’re going to do next.”

Ernie looked at his coffee, made a sour face, and carried it back to the counter as if it were contaminated. I stood up and followed him out the door.

As we clunked down the hallway, Ernie couldn’t help mouthing off.

“If that old tight-ass ever had to run a real investigation he’d probably have his dick tied in knots on the first day.”

I grabbed him and shoved him past the Admin Office. Miss Kim, the fine-looking secretary, sat up behind her typewriter. She caught Ernie’s eye, and beamed. He winked at her and waved. Riley pointed his forefinger at us and pretended to pull the trigger.

Outside, Ernie started up the jeep and gunned the engine a few times to let it warm up. A smattering of flakes drifted down from gray skies and slowly dissolved on the metal hood.

“Shit!” Ernie said.

He loosened his tie, swallowed, and let his face sag for the first time this morning.

“What is it?” I said. “You’ve been hard-assed by the First Sergeant before.”

He sat back in the seat. “Yeah, but this time he’s holding my extension.”

The engine churned. The flimsy canvas enclosure was starting to heat up.

“I know how you feel,” I told him. “Who wants to go back to the States? Back there, you’re lucky if your monthly paycheck lasts a week. Here we can usually manage to stretch it out to almost four.”

“And this time there’s something extra.”

“What’s that?”

“The Nurse. Since we got back together again, she’s really trying to make it work.”

“What’s wrong with that?”

Ernie shrugged. “It cramps my style a bit, but I can live with it. It’s just that she’s taking it so seriously.”

“She wants to get married,” I said. “What do you expect?”

“It’s not just that. She acts as if this is her last chance. Her last chance to live any sort of decent life.”