Slow Burn (Book 8): Grind (25 page)

Well, not really the end. There will be a Slow Burn 9. Want to know when?
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Kinsley:
  Zed Zane was stinky but Kyla wants to kiss him.

Khyla:
  Eeew! He’s old enough be like my grandpa or something.

Kinsley:
  You smiled at him the whole time. You want to grow up and marry him.

Khyla:
  If you don’t stop saying that I’m telling mom you’re not a good historian because you’re too immature. Besides you giggled the whole time. So when you turn eighteen you can marry him but he’ll be like a hundred by then and all his teeth will fall out and you’ll have to feed him corn mush with a spoon like a baby.

Kinsley:
  I’m a better historian than you. Zed Zane was stinky and he needs a bath. And later that day Khyla had to burn the sheets on the bed because they were too stinky to wash.

Khyla:
  I’m not going to burn the sheets. You’re going to wash them later because it’s your turn to help with the laundry.

Kinsley:
  Is not.

Khyla:
  Is too.

Kinsley:
  We’re not washing today because it’s Thanksgiving. You’ll have to wash them tomorrow.

Khyla:
  Nope.
You’ll
have to wash them tomorrow instead. That’s the way it works on holidays.

Kinsley:
  I don’t want to wash the stinky sheets. I had to hold my nose the entire time we were talking to him.

Khyla:
  Too bad.

Kinsley:
  Please, wash them for me, please.

Khyla:
  Nope.

Kinsley:
  I’ll do you a favor.

Khyla:
  Like what?

Kinsley:
  What do you want?

Khyla:
  I want you to leave a review for
Slow Burn: Grind
so everybody in the whole world will know what a great piece of literature it is.

Kinsley:
  Okay. How do I do that?

Khyla:
  You follow the link to where you got the book and leave it on the Slow Burn 8 page.

Kinsley:
  Wait. I can’t do that. The Internet is gone now. We had that apocalypse, remember?

Khyla:
  Oh yeah, you’re right. That means you waited to long to leave a review so I guess you’ll have to wash stinky sheets instead.

Here are links to the first books in a few of my other series in case you’re interested.

The Last Survivors
–
http://smarturl.it/TheLastSurvivors

A collaborative series with fellow zombie author T.W. Piperbrook, this series has a little more of a Sci-Fi feel.  It explores what happens 300 years in the future after the apocalypse, when man has rebuilt and gone back to an almost medieval society.

Ebola K
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http://smarturl.it/EbolaK-1

A really great terrorism thriller with a bazillion reviews. Not the heart-pounding action of Slow Burn book but a little more in-depth and complex.  It focuses on the recent Ebola outbreak and the possibility of weaponized Ebola.  It’s also historically accurate, so you’ll learn a little about the history of the disease as well… did you know that Ebola has been airborne in the US in the past?

Dusty’s Diary
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http://smarturl.it/DustysDiary

Fun and crass but be careful if you’re easily offended.  Has some great advice about what to pack in your post-apocalyptic bunker (don’t forget the naughty mags!).  Dusty’s Diary has an uncertain future…people like it, but I haven’t decided what to do with it yet.  

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