Smash! (8 page)
Authors: Alan MacDonald
“I still can’t believe I won,” said Dad.
“Only because you had a brilliant caddy,” said Bertie.
“True,” said Dad. “If you hadn’t found my lost ball, I’d have been in trouble.”
“Yes, lucky I looked in your bag,” said Bertie.
Dad put down his fork. “My bag? You mean that
wasn’t
my ball?”
‘’It was one of them,” said Bertie. “I found it in the pocket of your bag.”
“But it wasn’t the ball I lost?”
“Oh no,” said Bertie. “I gave up
looking for that.”
Dad gasped. “But you can’t just swap balls!” he said. “You’re meant to take an extra shot. IT’S CHEATING!”
“Is it?” said Bertie.
“Of course it is!”
Bertie shrugged. “Oh well, it’s a stupid game. Are you leaving that sausage?”
Worms!
Fleas!
Pants!
Burp!
Yuck!
Crackers!
Bogeys!
Mud!
Germs!
Loo!
Fetch!
Fangs!
Kiss!
Ouch!
Snow!
Pong!
Pirate!
Scream!
Toothy!
Dinosaur!
Zombie!
My Joke Book
My Book of Stuff
STRIPES PUBLISHING
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Characters created by David Roberts
Text copyright © Alan MacDonald, 2014
Illustrations copyright © David Roberts, 2014
First published as an ebook by Stripes Publishing in 2014.
eISBN: 978–1–84715–539–9
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