Smile and be a Villain

Contents

Cover

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Title Page

Copyright

Epigraph

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

The Dorothy Martin Mysteries

A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO

THE CORPSE OF ST JAMES'S

MURDER AT THE CASTLE

SHADOWS OF DEATH

DAY OF VENGEANCE

THE GENTLE ART OF MURDER

BLOOD WILL TELL

SMILE AND BE A VILLAIN

 

 

 

 

 

 

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… one may smile, and smile, and be a villain …

Hamlet
, Act I

William Shakespeare

‘W
here's Alderney? For that matter, what is it? Sounds like an expensive school.'

Alan chuckled. ‘I suppose it does at that. It's a small island in the English Channel, one of the Channel Islands. You've heard of Jersey and Guernsey?'

My English husband isn't always sure of what his Yank wife might know about my adopted land. ‘Of course. Cows.'

‘Also the islands famous for those cows. They're the two largest of the group. Alderney is the next in size, and then there are Sark and Herm, which are not a lot more than large rocks.'

‘Oh! I've heard of the Dame of Sark. Isn't that island independent of England, its own little duchy or something?'

‘Or something. Sark is feudal, but the governance of all the islands is a trifle complicated. They're Crown dependencies, which means that they owe allegiance to the Queen but are neither governed by, nor represented in, Parliament.'

He went on to further explanation, very little of which I understood. Actually, once he launched into history, William the Conqueror and 1066 and all that, I stopped listening. The political system of a small group of islands I'd never seen was not wildly fascinating.

‘So I thought perhaps in late June. The weather's usually quite good then, and it's just before the mass influx of tourists.'

‘Sorry, dear, I missed part of that. What about late June?'

‘I thought it would be a good time to visit. A beautiful and very peaceful place, Alderney, and we've not had a holiday for a long time.'

The last one had been a trip to Orkney that we had both looked forward to. We'd intended to explore those remote and wonderful islands, and we did – sort of – but not until we'd become embroiled in the death of a wealthy but unpopular man. I was ready for a real vacation, and I'd learned to love islands. Except … ‘How do we get there? I'm not an awfully good sailor.'

‘Not to worry. The only practical way to get to Alderney is by plane from Southampton. A very interesting plane. You'll love it.'

The gleam in his eye should have warned me, I thought a month later as I walked across the tarmac to the toy airplane sitting there. Our plans had changed; we had visited friends in London before leaving for our vacation, and then on a Monday morning had taken the train to Gatwick airport, to fly from there rather than Southampton. That made it a two-stage journey, the first in a perfectly normal small jet to the island of Guernsey. There we boarded a craft called the Trislander.

It resembled nothing so much as the balsa wood models that were popular when I was a child in America. The wings sat atop the box-like fuselage. There was a propeller on each wing, and one on the high tail. I saw doors on either side. I was escorted to one door, which opened directly onto my seat. Alan sat on the other side, but in a different row. ‘We're distributed by weight, you see,' he murmured. That thought did not increase my confidence.

There was no aisle, and no real cockpit. The pilot sat directly in front of the first row of passengers (there were seven of us) and turned around to give a brief report of flying conditions (‘A bit bumpy in spots') and the obligatory safety announcement (‘There are life vests under your seats'). Then we were trundling down the runway with a roar that sounded much louder in this tiny box than in a well-soundproofed jet, and finally off the ground. I wished Alan were close enough to hold my hand. I also wished I had eaten some ginger before we took off; it's my favourite preventive for motion sickness.

The flight was, however, very short and entirely uneventful. We picked up our bags (straight off the airplane to a small shed; no nonsense about a carousel and a long wait) and found a taxi to take us to Belle Isle, our bed and breakfast accommodation.

‘No passport control or anything? Even though this isn't exactly part of the UK?'

‘Not exactly, but very few formalities.' He clasped my hand. ‘All right now, love?'

We've been married only a few years, after the deaths of our first spouses, but Alan knows me very well indeed. He had felt my panic on the flight.

I smiled at him. ‘Fine. I won't mind, next time.'

‘It's actually a reliable little plane, you know. Sturdy, despite its appearance.'

I decided not to comment on that.

There is one principal street on Alderney, called Victoria Street. (I later learned that the name dated from a royal visit a good many years ago.) Our lodging was about halfway up the street, in an attractive house dating, I guessed, from the Georgian era. We settled down in our room, which was a little cramped but had a lovely bathroom and two big windows overlooking the busy street below.

‘Right,' said Alan after we had unpacked and settled in. ‘What about a nice little walk to familiarize ourselves with the general layout?'

‘I thought you'd been here before.'

‘Not to Alderney, only Jersey and Guernsey and Sark, and years ago at that. I'm told this is the best of the lot. Better put on your hat; the sun is strong.' He gave me his arm. ‘Shall we?'

I might as well say at once that I fell in love with Alderney before I'd been there five minutes. The weather didn't hurt. It was a perfect day: bright sunshine with just enough breeze to keep it from being too hot. There were flowers in hanging baskets, in window boxes, in tiny gardens. Many of the houses and shops were painted in cheerful pastel shades of pink or blue or yellow; one shop was pale yellow with window and door frames of bright turquoise.

Victoria Street is certainly a tourist's mecca. Just a few steps from Belle Isle was the Visitor Information Centre, where we stopped to pick up a map of the island and other information from the friendly staff. We found shops selling clothing and souvenirs, and several restaurants. But it was obvious, even on casual inspection, that this was also the main shopping area for islanders. There was a business-like hardware store, a pharmacy, a general store-cum-post office, a farm shop selling local meat and cheese and produce along with basic groceries. I peered into the bakery as we passed and saw not only delectable pastries, but good wholesome loaves of bread.

On a busy weekday afternoon the street was thronged with people. They gathered to chat in little knots of two or three, their shopping bags on their arms. Drivers stopped their cars in the (very narrow) street for conversation with friends, blocking the road completely. No one seemed to get impatient; no horns sounded in irritation.

We walked to the bottom of the street, ‘bottom' in this case being an apt term. Victoria Street has a decided grade, as, I was to discover, is the case almost everywhere on the island. There are very few spots where the walking or driving is level for more than a few yards. ‘Do you want to go on down to the harbour?' asked Alan, looking at his map.

‘How far is it?'

‘Half a mile or so.'

‘Then I'd rather change my clothes first. And have a cup of tea.'

Which just goes to show how thoroughly I've adopted English ways since moving from Indiana several years ago.

We had our tea, and a couple of biscuits each, provided by the management. They came in little packets and were actually called cookies on the label. More and more Americanisms are creeping across the Atlantic, and I'm not at all sure I like it. Whatever they were called, however, they were good, and nicely filled up a corner that had been registering mild hunger. Then I got into jeans and sneakers, and we walked on.

If I thought Victoria Street was hilly, I soon learned that it had far steeper cousins. Braye Road wound its curvy way down to the harbour on a pretty good incline, but at one point I stopped to look at what seemed to be bougainvillea growing on a house off to the right. ‘Alan, for heaven's sake. Look!' I pointed. The house, only a few yards from where I stood, sat at least ten feet lower. Its roof was at about the level of my shoulders.

Alan whistled. ‘When we go out for real walks, we'd best take our sticks and hiking boots,' he commented. ‘Looks like the terrain could get a trifle rugged.'

‘Not much like the Cotswolds, is it?' Some years before, we'd taken a walking tour of the Cotswolds and enjoyed its gently rolling hills, but Alderney was, I realized, going to be a whole 'nother story.