Somebody Killed His Editor: Holmes & Moriarity, Book 1 (17 page)

“Why didn’t you answer me?” J.X. demanded.

At the same time I was yelling, “What are you doing in here?”

“I knocked and you didn’t answer. I called to you three times.” J.X. now stood a safe distance at the foot of my bed. He was wearing some kind of olive green rain poncho and a cowboy hat—and they suited him ridiculously well despite the fact that both hat and poncho were soaked.

“I couldn’t hear you over the rain,” I accused, untangling myself from the extra blanket.

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“Or the snores.”

I kicked free of the final folds of wool. “That’s right. I wore myself out running amuck and killing people last night.”

He looked heavenward—reminding me of those somber portraits of saints right before their heroic breasts were riddled with arrows. “Look, I already said
I
don’t think you—”

“I don’t give a damn what you think. Why are you here?”

“I came to take you to dinner.”

“Ha! Flattering though that is, I’m not in the mood. However, if you’re willing to wait till I get out of prison in twenty years or so…” I rolled off the bed and staggered into the bathroom, slamming the door behind me and cutting off whatever his answer might have been.

When I emerged shortly thereafter, relieved and refreshed, he was sitting on the foot of the bed, his booted foot keeping time to an inaudible tune.

“Did you have a nice day?” I inquired more civilly. “Because I didn’t.”

“I don’t see what could have been so bad about it,” J.X. said. “It looks to me like you spent the afternoon napping and eating and reading. It’s certainly nice and warm in here.”

“You can skip the hard sell. ‘The caged bird sings with a fearful trill.’”

His brows drew together. “Tell me you haven’t been drinking.”

“I haven’t even had a cup of coffee since breakfast.”

He said placatingly, “Well, see, I’m going to escort you up to the house for dinner. You can have all the coffee you like.”

“Why the day pass, Marshall Dillon? Don’t tell me all the decent law-abiding folk have run out of things to talk about?”

He didn’t answer directly, his glance falling on the yellow legal pad which I had been using to jot down my thoughts and notes on the murder before I fell asleep. In the tone of one trying hard to change the subject to more pleasant matters, he said, “Were you working on your new project?”

“Yes.” I reached for the pad. “Some of us can’t get away with recycling old police reports. We actually have to make things up.”

“I’ll say. Including police procedures.”

“Police procedure is different in Britain.”

“You’re not kidding. And it’s especially different in St. Mary’s Mud or wherever you set those things.” He had picked up the pad before I could, but something—probably his own name—caught his eye and he pulled the papers back and began to read.

“Do you mind?”

I didn’t quite dare grab the thing out of his hand, and he ignored me. As he read, his expression grew noticeably grimmer.

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At last he looked up. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Preparing my defense. If I’m going to be arrested, I’m sure as hell going to supply the local cops with plenty of other possible scenarios.”

He nodded to himself, then ripped the sheets with my notes off the pad, folded them, and stuck them in his pocket.

I gaped at him as he handed me the blank pad back. “What the hell do you think
you’re
doing?”

He was watching me with an oddly serious expression. “I can’t figure you out, Kit. You’re so clever in some ways. And in other ways you’re like the boy who was raised in a bubble. Has it occurred to you that one reason I’ve got you sequestered here is for your own protection?”

“No. That still hasn’t occurred to me.”

“Then think about it for a minute. For whatever reason, whoever killed Peaches and Steven wants you blamed for his—or her—crimes. Maybe you happened along at the right time. Or maybe it’s personal.

Maybe someone here specifically wants
you
to take the rap for these homicides.”

“How could it be personal? I don’t know anyone here except you and Rachel.”

“You know Mindy.”

“Mindy?”
He thought Mindy was trying to frame me?

J.X. said patiently, “I’m just
saying
, it might not be a coincidence that you’re being implicated in these crimes. It may be personal. If that’s the case, even if it’s not the case, the best way to defuse this guy—”

“Or gal.”

“Or gal—is to let them believe that their plan is going ahead without complication. If you appear to be a good fit for scapegoat, there’s less chance they might feel any need to…”

“To what?” I stared at him. “To
kill
me?”

“I don’t know.” His dark eyes were very serious as they met mine. “This is what I keep trying to tell you. We don’t know why they’ve targeted you. You need to be careful.”

“Well, I’d prefer not to be so careful that I end up doing time for a murder I didn’t commit.”

“Once you get out of here, you and your attorney can start putting together your defense. Hell, you might not even be arrested. But for now, keep a low profile.”

“How the hell lower can my profile go?” I objected. “I’m stored out here on the back forty. The only people with lower profiles are the ones rooming in the icehouse.”

“Kit.”

“All right.” I whirled away and strode up and down the floor in front of the fireplace. “So you don’t want me to ask any questions about the murder. You don’t want me writing down my theories. You want me to sit here like a good little patsy.”

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“You got it.” He smiled, that wry white curve lightening the haughty lines of his patrician features. He glanced at his wristwatch. “And I want you to throw a coat on so we can get up to the house and have dinner.”

Still blinking in the reflection of that bright charm, I grabbed a fresh pair of jeans and a clean sweater and modestly retreated to the bathroom to change. When I reappeared in yet another overpriced ensemble—this time in Ralph Lauren black corduroys and an emerald green chunky ribbed mock turtleneck—J.X. stared at me and said awkwardly, “You look nice.”

“I’ve been having beauty treatments all day.”

He laughed.

“You think I’m kidding.”

I shrugged into my coat and we went out into the rain-swept night. The rain flew in our faces in peppery blasts, the wind seemed to yank the breath right out of me.

Still, as we plowed our way upstream across the pasture that now resembled swampland, I found air enough to gasp, “What have you found out so far?”

He threw back, “I haven’t found anything out so far because I’m not investigating.”

“What do you mean, you’re not investigating? I thought you used to be some kind of hotshot police inspector?”

J.X. said tersely, “I’m not a cop anymore, and I’m sure as hell not an amateur sleuth.”

“You’re trying to tell me you’re not looking into this at all?”

“That’s exactly what I’m trying to tell you. We’re trapped here with someone who shows every sign of being totally ruthless when it comes to protecting his or her self. Poking into this could be hazardous to your—to anyone’s—health.”

“So you do think Krass’s murder is related to Peaches’?”

I stumbled in a gopher hole and he put his hand out to steady me. He was slender, but he was wiry and very strong. “That’s pretty much a no-brainer. Steven sat in the bar that night hinting he knew something about Peaches’ murder. That was tantamount to announcing to the world at large that he had information that could destroy her killer.”

“That’s what I thought too.”

“That’s what everyone thought,” J.X. said dryly. “Which is why he should have kept his mouth shut.

There’s no proof that he did know anything. Being Steven, he could have thought it was funny to stir everyone up.”

I thought what Rita had said about Peaches being a shit stirrer. I remembered what else she had said.

“What did you argue about with Peaches the night before she was killed?” I asked.

“None of your business.”

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He’d said it without missing a beat. It sort of irritated me. “What did you pick up beside Peaches’

body when we were by the shrine?”

He shot me a quick look. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“After you and Edgar carried Peaches to the truck, you came back and looked around where the body had lain. You knelt down and slipped something in your pocket.”

He put his hand on my arm and stopped walking. I stopped too. I couldn’t see his expression at all beneath the brim of the cowboy hat, but I could feel his warm breath against my face.

He said softly, “You’re not a very good listener, Christopher,” and placed his hands on either side of my head. There was nothing threatening about it. In fact, I sort of thought he was going to kiss me. As cold as his hands were, they were still warmer than the wind and rain sleeting against my skin. He was brushing his thumbs lightly against my cheekbones, the most insubstantial of caresses. It gave me funny chills, my skin seeming to tingle where he touched me.

He leaned forward and, his mouth a kiss away from mine, whispered, “Do you know how easy it would be for me to kill you?” His hands slid down to encircle my throat and his thumbs rested delicately over the hollow at the lowest part of my neck.

The hair on the back of my neck rose. I stood very still while the pad of his thumb brushed the pulse pounding away in my throat.

“This is a pressure point. If I strike you hard here I can knock you cold or kill you. It’s one of several ways I could take you out. I know a dozen different strikes and choke holds. I could say you attacked me and I tried to subdue you and it went wrong.”

Belatedly, I knocked his hands away and planted my own in J.X.’s chest—hard. He rocked but didn’t take so much as a step back. Even in the darkness I could see the white glimmer of his smile.

He asked conversationally, “You think you could outrun me or overpower me out here? Why don’t you try it?”

I started to shake with tension. “What’s your point, asshole?”

“My point,” he said curtly, “is that you don’t know who to trust. Which means you can’t afford to trust anyone, so you can’t—
cannot
—keep asking these questions. You’re going to get yourself killed. I can’t think of any other way to say it.”

“I got the message. I didn’t think I had to pretend with you.” I started to turn away, but he caught my arm.

“Kit, you have only my word for it that I didn’t kill Peaches or Steven.” He let go of my arm, adding,

“If you think about it, I’m one of those people who might feel they have a personal grudge against you.”

I opened my mouth, but for once words deserted me.

J.X. turned away and started walking. After a pause I followed.

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Glancing at me, he said, “A key fell off my fob, that’s what I was looking for on the ground where Peaches was found.”

Neither of us said anything else until we reached the lodge.

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You know in movies where something embarrassing happens and the sound falls off and everyone in the scene stares at the hapless focus of the camera’s zoom? Well, that was me walking into the dining room at the Blue Heron Lodge that evening.

The noise level, which had been subdued compared to the previous evening, dropped off to nothing, and every head in the place seemed to turn my way. I tried to tell myself they were really looking at J.X., but there was no admiration in the faces directed toward us.

The one that hurt most was Rachel, who looked right at me, and then dropped her gaze to her plate.

“We’ll sit over here,” J.X. said, nodding to a table for two wedged by the window. I nodded, moving blindly, and he rested his hand on my lower back. I’d have taken it as a gesture of support if he hadn’t spent the last few minutes demonstrating the numerous ways he’d like to kill me.

We took our seats and the people at the surrounding tables made ostentatious effort not to look our way. Debbie appeared with menus, handing me mine without looking my way. I began to understand why that shunning thing was such an effective punishment—even on someone as generally antisocial as me.

I ordered a G&T, ignoring J.X.’s look of disapproval. He ordered coffee. Debbie retreated, and J.X.

said, “It’s an awkward situation. Don’t take it to heart.”

“
Moi?”
I bit out. “Far from minding, I’m delighted. You’ve solved my career problems for me. I’m going to sue your ass when I get out of here and take you for every dime you have.” I stared out the window and got a nice reflected snapshot of my white, furious face and every other head in the dining room turned my way under the impression I couldn’t see them.

My eyes blurred. I blinked hard, aware that J.X. was staring at my profile.

“Kit,” he began gruffly.

I turned to face him. “You know, it’s bad enough to have to sit here like I’m the main exhibit in a zoo.

I don’t feel like making polite conversation with the keeper.”

He flushed and his jaw tightened. “Suit yourself,” he clipped out. “I was trying to be nice.”

“I can see that. And it’s hard to think of anything nicer than being locked up in the stockade all day and then having someone threaten to kill you.”

“I didn’t threaten to kill you.”

Now that got some interested looks—quickly concealed.

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J.X. lowered his voice. “Jesus, you’re a baby. I’ve done all the apologizing and explaining to you that I’m going to do. You got yourself into this. If you want to sit there and sulk, be my guest.”

Debbie reappeared with our drinks, saving me from having to answer, even if I could have. Maybe I wasn’t being very reasonable about the situation, but…it wasn’t an easy situation to be reasonable about.