Authors: Blake Charlton
“There's a cheerful morning greeting for you.”
Ellen smiled. “I forgot that Magistra is an immortal before she is a physician, so gallows humor will be lost on her.”
“I'm afraid, my brilliant student, that your humor is lost on almost everyone.”
“Better to have a lost sense of humor than none at all.”
Francesca scowled. “You laugh at my jokes.”
“A junior physician is required to laugh with her senior physicians when they are present. It helps make up for how much she laughs at them in their absence.”
Francesca looked at her sideways. “You are reminding me why I chose you as my Lornish envoy.”
“Because you respect my judgment and enjoy my dry wit?”
“No, because you're short.”
“Well, they say brevity is the soul of wit⦔ Ellen looked over at Francesca's collarbone and then, exaggeratedly, looked up at her six feet of height. “Oh my, Magistra, I think I may have discovered why you're not funny.”
Francesca sighed. “So you don't have any bright ideas about who that sea deity was either?”
“None,” Ellen mumbled. The young physician always took failure at any task, even the impossible ones, as a personal insult. Maybe that was why Francesca liked her.
They stood together and listened to the sailors call to each other. Finally Ellen broke their reverie. “Magistra, you don't seem that nervous about meeting your daughter.”
“That's nice to hear, because I feel like I might puke.”
“Dragon's vomit?”
“Crack another pun and you might make this one do so.”
“Don't you think that is mildly hypocritical of you?”
“There's nothing mild about my hypocrisy. I too am guilty of puns.”
“So,” Ellen said and then sighed, “you couldn't think of a reason why that sea deity showed up either?”
“Nope.”
They fell silent again. The sun, now fully up, was illuminating the bright clouds and the dark Ixonian jungles. Through the Cerulean Strait, Francesca could make out the first of the Standing Islands.
“Magistra, this is apropos of nothing, but given what you've told me of your past, can I ask a rather personal question?”
“If I say âno,' would that stop you from doing so?”
“Previous experience suggests not.”
“Better get it over with then.”
“When we take our news to Lord Nicodemus, do you really think your daughter might try to kill you?”
“Yes,” Francesca said, “and I wouldn't blame her.”
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Leandra was brushing her hair when she heard the rope outside her quarters creak. It made her smile.
Again she ran her tortoiseshell comb through her hair, glossy raven black like her father's. Her wrists ached and her stomach still felt uncomfortable, but it seemed her disease flare was cooling despite the rice wine with Dhrun last night.
Behind her, the floorboards creaked. “Come in, Kai. Close the curtains.”
“How'd you know it was me?”
She tapped her temples. “An hour ago, I felt a few of my future selves were experiencing moments of ⦠unsustainable pleasure. The more I thought of returning to my bedroom the more of my future selves began to feel such unsustainable pleasure.”
“Come on now, you know that sustainable problem only happened to me that one night.” He laughed. “I had an excuse; it was Bright Souls' Night on Mokumako and my devotees drank too much kava and forgot about my requisites.” His firm hands landed lightly on her back and begin to massage her shoulder muscles.
She sighed as her muscles unknotted. Mokumako was Holokai's home island, rimmed by cliffs and covered with jungle and cloud forest. She had met him there years ago, and his cult was still centered on that island.
“Did you want to talk about any of your requisites in particular?” she asked.
Holokai's cult was a throwback to the golden age of the Sea People, when they had raided across the archipelago. His cult believed that, when the Disjunction came, he would defend the island from the demons. His requisites were to destroy any divinity posing a threat to his island. His cult also prayed that Holokai would one day father a demigod who would lead them to glory.
As a result, particularly in the morning when his worshipers were their most fervent, Holokai developed the powerful desire to sire that demigod. Long ago he and Leandra had discovered that her condition had left her infertile, but she did not mind helping her captain practice for such an important task. In fact, for the past few days he had received an unexpectedly large amount of prayerful energy. He wasn't sure why his followers had become more devout, but because it made him particularly vigorous during certain actives, he wasn't questioning it.
“Is the catamaran ready?” Leandra whispered.
“You know her captain wouldn't rest if there was anything more to do for her. I thought there was another lady who might want help getting shipshape.”
She leaned back against his chest and smiled.
“You feeling better about the news that your mother might be in the bay?”
“I wouldn't say better, but at least I can prepare myself.”
“You truly haven't seen her since Port Mercy fourteen years ago?”
“Truly.”
“You ever gonna tell me what happened that drove you apart?”
“Sure, how about just before the seas boil?”
Holokai stopped massaging her shoulders. “So this thing with prophecy and you needing to kill someone and your mother's coming into the bay ⦠do you think it has to do with the Disjunction? How bad do you think it is?”
Leandra rolled her eyes. She'd forgotten how touchy he could get about prophecy. “Not bad enough to interrupt a back massage.”
He started working his hands again. “Hey, Lea, I'm serious.”
“I don't see how this could be connected to the Disjunction. There's no evidence of demons crossing the ocean. I just caught a glimpse of what's coming for me.”
“But the possibility of war between empire and leagueâ”
“Politics. The empire is cannibalizing deities to become stronger than the league, and the league is pumping out deities to keep up with the empire. Maybe they'll fight another small war to see who's got the upper hand lately. Whatever happens, neither civilization is going to give half a damn that they are torturing their own to crush the other one. Our job is to be different. That and stay alive.”
Holokai grunted agreement. “And about staying alive ⦠is what we're dealing with like that incident with the mercenary elephant god?”
“You keep harping on that.”
“He did crush half the bones in my body.”
“Do you even have bones when you're a shark? I thought you were all cartilage.”
“Not the point. I want to know what we're facing. How hot is the water we've landed in?”
“In terms of tight scrapes we have been in before?”
“That'll do.”
Leandra considered. Since becoming Warden of Ixos, she had placed herself and her crew in mortal danger only three times. The first was the attempt to take down an elephant mercenary god who had gone neodemon and was trying to pressure the Sacred Regent to let him enter the Trimuril's divinity complex. Leandra was trying to convert him back into the pantheon when things turned violent. If one of the neodemon's lieutenants hadn't gone mad, they never would have escaped.
Leandra's second mistake had involved a jellyfish neodemon who had made his bloodthirsty devotees immune to the sting of his twenty-mile-long tentacles, which he wrapped around a fleet of their pirate ships.
Leandra had attacked with a full squadron and lost two ships and half her crew. She had been forced to flee and survived only because the sea became unusually hazy that evening and they lost their pursuer in the gathering dark. The remains of her squadron had just limped back into harbor. Blessedly, a powerful storm had struck and washed the neodemon onto shore where he died.
More recently, there had been the discovery of a mosquito goddess on the northern coast of the big island. She had been sucking blood from neighboring villagers and divine language from rival deities. When trying to escape after a failed conversion, Leandra and her party had gotten lost in a mangrove swamp. They heard the mosquito goddess's swarm filling the air miles away. The neodemon's insectoid manifestations were truly nightmarish. They had watched her swarm over a man. The bugs covered every inch of exposed skin and wriggled under chain mail. They sucked him dry of blood in moments. Leandra's party would have suffered the same gruesome fate if a nearby volcano hadn't erupted and filled the air with smoke that confused the swarm.
The more she thought about her three failures, the more Leandra realized that she still lived only because luckâthe lieutenant's madness, the sea storm, the volcanic eruptionâhad averted disaster. But then again, who could claim differently in such a precarious world? Every soul in Chandralu was alive only because fortune had spared them from war, disease, disaster. And, she reminded herself, only three of her expeditions had failed while her successes numbered in the hundreds.
She looked up at Holokai. “I'd say it's a dangerous situation we're in, maybe as bad as that botched conversion of the elephant god, but nowhere near as bad as the jellyfish or the mosquitoes.”
A bit of the tension went out of his eyes. He didn't like thinking much for himself. Sharks, as a rule, not being overly thoughtful. “Okay then.”
She leaned back against his chest. “Now, wasn't there ⦠something else you were concerned about?”
He laughed softly as his hands slipped down her back, tracing along her skin, to hang around her waist. Then she could feel his fingers working as they gathered in the cloth of her robes. Slowly, slowly her hemline rose up to her knees. “Maybe one thing.”
She reached back to press her palm against his hips. “What's that?”
Softly he kissed her neck. “You're sure no one will disturb us?”
“I gave everyone chores to keep them busy for an hour.”
He kept gathering in her robes, drawing the hemline up her thighs. “And Dhrun?”
“Him too.” He began to kiss her neck.
“You're sure?”
His hands stopped working and pressed against her hips. “You worry too much about four-arms. I took care of him.” He turned her and she looked up into his handsome face. His deep brown eyes looked into hers. “I mean it now. You think about him too much.”
She smiled at him. “Your dimples don't show when you're jealous.” She reached up and ran a hand along his cheek. “There's no need.”
He pulled her close. “I'm not jealous. But he's an odd one. He converted himself. What kind of neodemon converts himself?”
“One who has requisites for glory and can pick a leader to get him there. And we agreed that he never had to talk about his past before conversion.”
Kai frowned. “He gets out of line. He's too competitive when the whole crew has to paddle together.”
“I'll talk to himâ”
“No, no ⦠We got something more important to worry about now.” He kissed her again, even more gently than before, but she could feel the almost limitless strength in his arms.
“Oh?”
His fingers started working again and slowly drew the hem of her robes up her thighs, over her hips.
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Aboard his first barge, Nicodemus watched Rory direct repairs to the barge that the River Thief had tried to steal.
After Nicodemus had dispelled the neodemon, Rory had edited the druidic text in the ship to keep it afloat. Sir Claude had emerged from his metallic cocoon andâthough careful never to touch his patientâtreated Nicodemus's minor wounds.
As dawn began to hide stars behind vivid sky, the rest of Nicodemus's party appeared on the river. John had had difficulty rousing Doria from the River Thief's godspell. It was only with the neodemon's death, after which her godspells rapidly decayed, that John woke Doria and the rest of the party.
Rory was barking commands to the pilot of the fourth barge as he and a dozen sailors lashed the two barges together. Rory wanted to transfer some text from one boat to another to complete the repairs. Nicodemus tightened the blanket he had wrapped around his shoulders even though the tropical morning was warm and the coming day promised to be hot.
“I haven't blackmailed you yet,” a woman said behind him, “only because I haven't decided what I want to extort from you.”
Nicodemus turned to see Magistra Doria Kokalas, his envoy from the hydromancers of Ixos. At one hundred ten years old, Doria was the most senior spellwright in Nicodemus's court. Born of the Cloud People in Chandralu, Doria had trained first in her native city as a hydromancer then as a clerical physician in Port Mercy.
Despite her age, Doria stood straight at nearly five feet ten inches and possessed brown eyes that were only just beginning to cloud over. Her long white hair was tied back into a ponytail and she absently bothered the sleeves of her long blue robes.
Nicodemus smiled. “Magistra, it is good to see you on this fine Ixonian morning.”
“Don't change the subject; when I tell your wife about the risks you took attempting to convert a minor neodemon, her head will explode.”
“Not until after she made sure mine exploded first.”
“What did you expect? You married a dragon.”
“Doria, I'm sorry I didn't wake you up. By the time I thought of it, it was too late.”
“Oh, it's nothing that I can't forgive after a little blackmail.”
“What are you hoping to extort from me? A large estate? A position on the league's council?”
“I was thinking more along the lines of five to six handsome young men to cook for me, carry me about on a palanquin, give the occasional foot massage.” She shrugged.