Strategic Moves (31 page)

Stone began to laugh.

“What’s funny?” Herbie asked.

“I was just thinking that there are two very pissed-off ladies right about now in the DA’s and the U.S. Attorney’s offices.”

“If you say so,” Herbie replied. “Oh, there are some guys in your waiting room that want to talk to us.”

“Us?”

“They’re FBI agents. I told them I wouldn’t have anything to say until my attorney arrived, and Joan said you were on the way, so they waited.”

“Okay, Herbie,” Stone said, hanging his tattered coat on the back of his chair and sitting down at his desk. “Trot ’em in here and let’s see if we can get you out of this one.”

And Herbie did.

Once again I am grateful to my agents, Morton Janklow and Anne Sibbald, for their tireless efforts on my behalf over the past thirty years. They are peerless.

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FICTION

 

Santa Fe Edge
^§
Lucid Intervals
^†
Kisser
^†
Hothouse Orchid
^*
Loitering with Intent
^†
Mounting Fears
^‡
Hot Mahogany
^†
Santa Fe Dead
^§
Beverly Hills Dead
Shoot Him If He Runs
^†
Fresh Disasters
^†
Short Straw
^§
Dark Harbor
^†
Iron Orchid
^*
Two-Dollar Bill
^†
The Prince of Beverly Hills
Reckless Abandon
^†
Capital Crimes
^‡
Dirty Work
^†
Blood Orchid
^*
The Short Forever
^†
Orchid Blues
^*
Cold Paradise
^†
L.A. Dead
^†
The Run
^‡
Worst Fears Realized
^†
Orchid Beach*
Swimming to Catalina
^†
Dead in the Water
^†
Dirt
^†
Choke
Imperfect Strangers
Heat
Dead Eyes
L.A. Times
Santa Fe Rules
^§
New York Dead
^†
Palindrome
Grass Roots
^‡
White Cargo
Deep Lie
^‡
Under the Lake
Run Before the Wind
^‡
Chiefs
^‡

 

TRAVEL

 

A Romantic’s Guide to the Country
Inns of Britain and Ireland (1979)

 

MEMOIR

 

Blue Water, Green Skipper (1977)

 

 

* A Holly Barker Novel
† A Stone Barrington Novel
‡ A Will Lee Novel
§ An Ed Eagle Novel