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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

David Lubar
grew up in Morristown, New Jersey. His books include the acclaimed novels
Hidden Talents, True Talents,
and
Flip
; the popular Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie series; and the bestselling Weenies short-story collections. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania. You can visit him on the Web at
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CONTENTS

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Dedication

 

Easy Targets

Parasites

Frozen in Time

In Warm Blood

The Duggly Uckling

Spell Binding

Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies

Camping Out

Dominant Species

Swing Round

All the Tricks

enDANGERed

Two Timers

Tanks for Your Contribution

The Girl Who Covered Her Face

Lucidity

Bangs in Your Eyes

The Talk

Same Bird

Haunting Your Thoughts

Differnet Explorer

Healed

Stunt Your Growth

Urban Girl

The Principle of Discipline

Fwosty

Serves You Right

Blood Donors

Abra-ca-Deborah

The Quilty Clown

 

A Word or Two About These Stories

Reader's Guide

Starscape Books by David Lubar

About the Author

Copyright

 

This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.

STRIKEOUT OF THE BLEACHER WEENIES AND OTHER WARPED AND CREEPY TALES

Copyright © 2016 by David Lubar

Reader's guide copyright © 2016 by Tor Books

“Abra-ca-Deborah” originally appeared in
Dreams and Visions: Fourteen Flights of Fantasy
, edited by M. Jerry Weiss and Helen S. Weiss. Story © 2007 by David Lubar

All rights reserved.

Cover art by Bill Mayer

A Starscape Book

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ISBN 978-0-7653-7726-5 (hardcover)

ISBN 978-1-4668-5463-5 (e-book)

e-ISBN 9781466854635

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First Edition: September 2016