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Authors: Raffaella Barker

Summertime

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For Lornie, with love from Mum

Contents

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

A Note on the Author

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March

March 13th

Mother's Day begins badly. No one has remembered, and Lowly, the weirdo dog has found one of The Beauty's dirty nappies in the rubbish bin in the bathroom and has disembowelled it. Glistening white beads of indestructible gel are sprayed like polystyrene snow across the carpet, and there is a malodorous whiff in the air. Instead of lying in bed receiving trays of breakfast, heaps of compliments, kisses and lovely flowers like every other mother, I spend the first part of the morning vacuuming and spraying air freshener in a hygiene frenzy.

It is eleven o'clock and none of the children are visible or audible. This can only mean one thing – the Nintendo machine. Sure enough, I unearth a full complement of offspring in the playroom, their noses pinned to the television screen. Giles, aged eleven, should be old enough to know better by now, but in fact is the child most on the edge of his seat and is air-punching exultantly: ‘Yessss, forty of them as dead as dodos, and we're on to the next level.'

Felix, who is nine, will never be old enough to know
better – it simply isn't his way. He is draped elegantly along the back of the sofa, a line of squat metal lumps stretched like vertebrae before him to the other end of the sofa back. These are his army men, a cohort of Deathmasters and elves with whom he is locked in a WarHammer bloodbath. Perched next to him, and wearing her beloved purple tutu with red frill over her pyjamas, is The Beauty. She will be three in June, and doesn't need to know better as she is convinced that she always knows best.

‘Mummy,
sit down
. Look! It's Dinosaur Death Run. Such fun,' she urges in her mad Enid Blyton way. Squalor in the playroom is extreme. Even though the curtains are drawn, I can see strewn orange peel and sweet wrappers all over the floor and also my eagle eye detects that Giles's toenails need cutting. Glorious sunshine has been barricaded out, but through the gap between the curtains I glimpse our two remaining Bohemian pigeons swooping on a spring breeze, and a twig of cherry blossom scratching at the window pane. The perfection of outside increases my rage one thousandfold. On the television screen some foul-looking dinosaurs are hopping about. Their bloodcurdling roars are nothing like as frightening as mine.

‘Will you turn that thing off. You
know
it's banned until after dark. You
know
I hate it. And it's Mother's Day.'

Sit down on a small pink chair, squashing one of The Beauty's tiny tea parties which are set up all over the house, and burst into tears. Felix rushes to embrace me and Giles hastily removes all Nintendo equipment from within arm's reach – he is used to this scene, and knows that I may hurl vital components into the bin, or the fireplace, at any moment.

‘We've got a surprise for you,' Felix soothes, patting my shoulder kindly. The Beauty hovers anxiously at his side, proffering a small white handkerchief, either in truce or to blow my nose on.

‘Cheer up Mum,' says Giles. ‘At least you aren't forty yet.'

Hadn't even thought of worrying about that milestone, but can now add it to my list of near-future neuroses.

The Beauty squats in front of me, peering interestedly. ‘Don't cry. Blow your nose. And get off my cuppa tea,' she commands, ramming the handkerchief into my face. I have an overpowering sense of panic. I have forgotten how to manage my children on my own.

For the past year I have been mollycoddled and buffered from single motherhood by the presence of my lovely handsome tower-of-strength boyfriend David. Before he moved in I must have managed somehow. The children's father Charles used to have them for the odd weekend, and still does when he can fit them into
his ghoulish schedule running a chain of pet cemeteries and, more recently, setting up an animal funeral service on the internet called deaddog?.com. More than two years on, I now quite like the poisoned dwarf Helena, and am indeed grateful to her for luring him away from our unhappy life together. Less sure about Holly and Ivy-Eff the Petri-dish twins, as they may jeopardise my own children's position. Their role so far has been gurgling and toddling, but last year's Christmas card from Charles and Helena (not, of course, sent to me, but shown me by a well-wisher) had Giles and Felix sitting cross-legged on the grass with The Beauty, the twin blobs propped between them. The Beauty's expression of disdain spoke volumes, as did the larger than usual alimony cheque which arrived for me in lieu of the frightful card. Charles always sends more money when he does something underhand: it is his saving grace.

It was on Christmas Day, when David and I borrowed a boat and chugged across the basin of sea at the head of the creek to Alborrow Sands for a bonfire and picnic, that we decided we would go away, just the two of us, in March. The children were with Charles, my first ever Christmas without them, and David made sure there was no time for me to brood. Up and out on an ice-grey morning to catch the tide, wearing a scarf
as soft and pink and warm as midsummer rose petals which he wrapped round me saying, ‘First Christmas present of the day,' when we reached the harbour. The second present was a bailing bucket, and scooping water from the floor of the leaky boat kept me warm as we crossed. The sun came out and sent dancing golden rays to race ahead of us on the still water and up on to the shore. ‘Elevenses,' said David, and pulled a bottle of champagne out of the basket he had brought and wouldn't let me look into.

Fuelled by a cold glass, drunk with our arms round each other, looking out at the horizon, we gathered wood to build our fire on which we cooked steak and baked potatoes. He had even brought a Christmas pudding, and we lit it, holding it up to see the purple-pink sky through the smoky flame, then we ate it fast, with spoonfuls of brandy butter, before the sun went down and we returned to the twinkling fairy lights of the harbour town. And David shouted above the boat engine and the roar of the sea, ‘Today was perfect. Let me take you away somewhere like this but warmer. Let's go at the end of winter. I'll organise it, I'll ask your mother to have the kids. All you will have to do is pack.' He cut the engine and we floated into the jetty. He climbed out and held out his hand to me. I jumped off the boat and he pulled me into his arms, and the skin of his cheeks was so cold it almost felt
hot against mine. ‘I promise it will happen. It's your Christmas present,' he whispered.

Huh! is all I can say. The end of winter came, and David got a brilliant job in Bermuda. An old friend of his was out there doing a fashion shoot and set it up. Now David is staying in a house called Pointy Fingers on Banana Patch Road, and will be there for weeks, no doubt. He is building a library for a bloated old screenplay writer, and now he's been asked to do a colonnade too. Actually, for all I know the scriptwriter may be a lissom twenty-two-year-old, but I prefer to keep my mental picture very hideous. David's job makes me alternately paralysed with envy and incandescent with rage. Colonnades and libraries and kidney-shaped pools are a million miles from the scene here and now. Norfolk is charmless in March, soggy, grey and mud-ridden. My life has shrunk to a monotonous routine of school run, washing clothes and digging drainage ditches. Cannot bear to think of David lolling next to turquoise swimming pools and sipping cocktails with film stars and moguls. Because he is working flat out, or so he says, I am not able to visit him, so am denied even the fun of being carpenter's assistant and thus achieving a version of a winter-sun holiday. It is all too much for Mother's Day.

Sense of ill use carries me into the kitchen to dispense cereal, and is utterly confounded. The children have laid the table with my favourite gold-lustre teapot and cups, and have created a vast cream-puff effect with bananas and yogurt as a breakfast centrepiece. Each of them has made me a card. The Beauty's offering is very contemporary, a piece of kitchen roll with felt-pen dots of pink and purple in one corner. Giles has drawn Betty Boop wiggling towards a sink full of washing-up which has a big red cross through it. She is batting her eyelashes at a giant balloon in front of her which says, ‘Put your feet up, Mum. Let someone sane take the strain.' Not sure how to take this, but am overcome by Felix's vast pink square of cardboard, on which he has written a poem which begins with the couplet

You're as fast as a cheetah and as pretty as roses I love you Mummy, everybody knows.

More mawkish weeping, and Giles gets out the ice cream to have with the banana Melba to celebrate. Become carried away, and introduce the boys to the inimitable Coke float, favoured drink of my childhood and certain death to teeth.

March 15th

Open the curtains to a grey morning with frost glittering on the branch of the lime tree outside my window. The view is wrapped in fine mist, and the air is brittle with cold, but the sun is rising. I open the bedroom window and lean out to enjoy the spectral loveliness of my knot garden. Frost is a definite improvement on rain, and the shimmer of the pink sun marbles the sky until it becomes iridescent, and a rainbow of colour drives back the mist and the grey to make a pink morning. Allow myself a few seconds of wallowing in missing David before closing the window and trying to muster enthusiasm for the pre-school rush.

David telephones at seven o'clock, just as I am going downstairs to make myself tea before waking the children.

‘Hi gorgeous,' he says lightly, ‘how are you?'

‘Fine thanks.' Am suddenly aware of his voice, the first male voice I have heard for days. I close my eyes and pretend I don't know him, and try to imagine a face for the sexy voice.

‘I'm about to go to bed, I know it's school time for you lot. I just wanted to tell you I love you, I miss you,' he says, and of course, I just imagine him.

‘I miss you too,' I murmur. I am downstairs now, thanks to the cordless phone, and I want to curl up in
the chair by the Aga to talk to him and try to seduce him home. He sounds sad, I bet I can get him to come back. I open the door into the boot room to get some milk from the fridge. Lowly has emptied the rubbish all over the floor.

Forget sodding seduction. Instead shriek into the phone, ‘Buggering hell. Hateful Lowly swine hound! Now I'll have to clear it all up.' Become even shriller, not allowing David a moment to speak. ‘Anyway. This really isn't the moment. I've got to get everyone ready for school and the car will be covered in frost. I'll speak to you later. When you get up, I mean.'

Put the phone down and wish to saw off my tongue. Absolutely no need to be foul to him, he is simply doing his job. He can hardly be blamed for the time difference which means that he is tucking himself up in bed when I am dragging the dustbins down the drive with the dogs licking their lips behind me.

Distracted from the dustbins for a moment by a patch of hellebores next to the front door, nodding graceful pale heads towards a small clump of vivid blue scillas. Remember that the white hellebore is the Lenten rose, or is it the Christmas rose? Anyway, it must be Lent now because it's March. What shall I give up? Is it too late? Surely a little is better than none as far as self-denial goes.

Can't see the point of giving up chocolate as I
undoubtedly will not be able to stick to it, particularly as the house is practically made of gingerbread like the witch's cottage in Hansel and Gretel, due to volumes of tuck required for the perpetually starving, always growing boys. Quite impossible to know biscuits, for example, are there in the biscuit tin and not sample one at elevenses or tea, now there is no one else in the house save The Beauty to check up. Biscuit life took a very dangerous turn last week on the discovery of some caramel-covered chocolate digestives on special offer in the supermarket. Stupidly bought them, pretending it would be a treat for the boys, then even more stupidly ate the whole lot.

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