Authors: The Medieval Murderers
âDon't you need me as a witness?'
âYou said yourself you know nothing.'
âThat was earlier. I know now.'
âKnow what?'
âWho it was who murdered your uncle.'
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She took a bit of persuasion but I eventually convinced Martha that she should call all the cousins into the hall so that I could explain things to them. I hinted that I had seen something from my window during the night, something which would throw light on the death of Elias and unmask the perpetrator. I was by no means as sure of my ground as I appeared. But I had a good idea or two, and I was depending on thatâand my skill as a playerâto see me through the next stage.
There was a risk, I knew that. But I felt as though this household owed me something for having falsely imprisoned me in the first place. The finger of guilt had been pointed in my direction, and now I would point it atâ¦someone else. Besides, I've always enjoyed that moment when the villain is revealed at the end of the story. It happens at the close of the play of
Hamlet
, for example. And it was, in part, this same
Hamlet
which had given me a notion as to how this strange crime could have been committed.
However long it might have seemed, only a handful of hours had passed while I was shut up in Elias's chamber and it was late morning. Motes of dust danced in the sun-beams that shot through the hall windows and, outside, the snow was turning into slush. On the dining table the sword had been laid out on a fusty blanket, perhaps as evidence for the magistrate to see. Taking care not to touch it, I established that the end of one of the cross-pieces was indeed broken off.
There was a mixture of resentment and curiosity as the Haskell family gathered in the hall at Martha's urging. She told them that I had something to impart about the death of Elias. Even Grant the monkey put
in an appearance before being shooed away by the housekeeper Abigail. For my part I was rather sorry to see him go, regarding him as an ally. Meanwhile Cuthbert watched me with his lawyer's gaze while Rowland seemed affronted with the world in general. Old Valentine's glasses glinted in my direction and Elizabeth stuck her nose in the air. Nothing seemed to link them except their noses and a mutual dislike. Martha hovered on the edge of the scene and Abigail provided ale and wine. The sword remained where it was on the table, the spectre at the feast. I think that no one was willing to lay hands on it, as if it carried the taint of guilt, otherwise it might have been removed.
âIf you've something to say, Master Revill,' said Cuthbert, mindful of the law, âthen it would be best to save it until the magistrate arrives.'
âI agree,' said Rowland. âWe should wait for the proper authorities.'
âThe trail might be cold by then,' I said, and that silenced them for a moment even though I wasn't exactly sure what I was talking about. Nevertheless it was plain from the way they were sitting around the table that they were waiting for me to deliver, to make good on my promise to clear up a mystery. All except one of those present (or that's what I assumed).
So I started.
âI know that Elias Haskell was murdered, and I know how. Each of you went to see him last night andâ¦'
âYes,' said Dame Elizabeth, âand my dear cousin was alive when
I
left him.'
âHe was alive when you all left him,' I said. âWe know that because Abigail here was the very last in his chamberâand her master was on the verge of sleep then.'
Somewhere in the background I was aware of the housekeeper nodding her head vigorously.
âBut,' I continued, âthere's nothing and no one to say that one of you didn't return to Elias's chamber later.'
âWhy should any of us do that?' said Cuthbert. âBe careful, Revill. There is a penalty in law for those who make false accusations.'
âI haven't accused anyone yet,' I said, feeling increasingly uncomfortable and doing my best to conceal it. âBut it stands to reason that one of the Haskell cousins has the best of motives for wanting to get rid of old Eliasâcertainly a better motive than a player who happened to have wandered into Valence House by chance.'
âBy chance? I thought you were here by appointment, young man,' said Dame Elizabeth.
âSo I was but never mind that. I don't know whether it was exasperation or greed or despair, or a mixture of all three, but one of the people in this room was driven to assail Elias with the swordâthe very one that lies before you on the table. Elias was mortally wounded by the blow, perhaps already dead. Then thisâ¦individualâ¦decided that it would be safer if the body was to be found outside, perhaps at some distance from the house.'
âOh yes, Master Revill,' said Rowland, not bothering to keep the sneer out of his voice. âAnd how was that done? Did the dead man walk? There was only one set of footprints outside, remember, and those footprints were only going in one direction. One set of footprints apart from yours. We saw that clearly this morning.'
âThat's because Elias was
carried
outside the house. When I looked out of the window last night I saw a tall figure standing in the snow, taller than anyone here. The reason was that old Elias was being lifted on another's shoulders. He was already a tall man, but this way he was a good head higher.'
Carried like St Christopher bore the Christ child across the river. It was that image which Grant the monkey had been trying to draw my attention to in the tapestry depicting a man carrying someone on his shoulders, and not the tapestry showing Judith with the severed head of Holofernes. This was what the monkey had seen as he stood in the hall last night. His master, dead, being shifted out of doors and into the snowy night. The door swung open, causing the ash from the dying fire to blow across the hall like a grey veil, and the monkey left his imprint. And he gibbered. I heard him from my little room upstairs.
âBut there was only one set of tracks, going out,' said Valentine. âNothing coming back.'
The gentleman might have been old but he had his wits about him.
âAh, I have worked out how that was done,' I said. â
Hamlet
.'
I had their attention now, even though some of them were regarding me as if I'd lost my wits, rather like Prince Hamlet himself.
âIt was you,' I said, nodding in the direction of Rowland Haskell, âwho said at supper that you'd seen Master Shakespeare's play about the mad Dane. You said there was a lot of silly talk in it, talk about hawks and handsaws and crabs going backwards.'
âI remember,' said Rowland, âbut what has this to do with the death of our cousin?'
âBecause the person who carried the body out of the house took it only a few yards before depositing it on the ground. That was far enough to achieve the right effect.'
âWhat effect?' said Martha.
âThat Elias had been by himself when he died. That perhaps his death was the result of divine interventionâor demonic intervention I should say.'
I waited for someone to object but none of those seated round the table said a word.
âThen, once the body had been tumbled onto the snowy ground, that same person was careful to retrace their stepsâby walking backwards
like a crab
and treading in the imprints already left in the snow. That way it would appear that Elias was alone when he died.'
âAnd the sword?' said Cuthbert. âHow do you explain that?'
âI believe it was thrown from the doorway after Elias had been left on the ground. I remember thinking it odd that the sword was some distance from the body. Most likely it would have been too difficult for the individual who killed the old man to carry body and sword together. I suspect that he came back inside, and threw the sword from here.'
I gestured over my shoulder towards the door.
âIn God's name, why?' said Rowland. I noticed that the sneer had gone from his tones.
âBecause of that story about the sword being cursed and flying through the air of its own accord, and so on. I know it sounds unlikely, the kind of thing you might read in a story or fable. But this killing was not planned, I believe. It occurred on the spur of the moment. This was the best the murderer could come up with to give a kind of superstitious gloss to the whole business.'
âSuperstition!' said Cuthbert, but not so dismissively as he had on the previous evening.
âWell, you can stop looking in my direction,' said Dame Elizabeth. âI have the body of a weak and feeble woman, you know, and could certainly not have carried my cousin on my shoulders and then thrown a massy sword out into the night. It's preposterous.'
I wasn't sure whether she was referring to the whole story I'd spun or only to the idea that she might have been the perpetrator. I admired the way in which she'd
brought in our late, great Queen Elizabeth, who had described herself as a weak and feeble woman (but one having the stomach of a king) during the Spanish Armada of '88. For all her protestations, though, I reckoned that this Elizabeth might have done it, for Elias was all skin and bone and there is no limit to what a determined woman may accomplish.
Now it was Valentine's turn to pipe up.
âYou may leave me out of the reckoning too, Master Revill. Like my dear cousin Elizabeth I am far too old for all this. I have enough trouble lugging my own bones around.'
I was inclined to agree with him. He was quicker-witted than he looked and might be more robust too, but I doubted that that would extend to his cutting down his cousin and carrying him out of doors. So that left just the two of them, the lawyer Cuthbert and the merchant Rowland. It was interesting that no one had yet disputed this version of events, but I had been relying on my account to flush the guilty party from cover. Yet both Cuthbert and Rowland continued to look baffled. The silence lengthened.
There was a sudden crash from beyond the table. Abigail the housekeeper had dropped the jug of ale which she had been holding all this time. The jug shattered. This was no great disaster but a trifling household accident. Yet Abigail flung her hands to her face and rushed from the room, wailing. Nobody spoke. I looked down at the floor where what was left of the drink from the jug was being speedily absorbed by the rushes that were laid there. And I recalled the fresh rushes in Elias's room, put down to dispel the scent of deathâbut laid even
before
Elias's body had been returned to his chamber,
before
I'd been imprisoned there. Very meticulous the house-keeping in this place.
Unless, of course, the rushes were laid down by
someone who perhaps wished to cover up fresh, bloody marks on the floor. And who was in a better position to put down a new covering of rushes and herbs, and to know where the stores of such things were kept, than the housekeeper of Valence?
Abigail.
Abigail, who had not merely renewed a floor covering but had changed her clothing as well. She was the sole member of the household to appear in a different outfit this morning. I'd taken her black smock for a mark of respect for her late master but suppose that the real reason for the change was that the old oatmeal-coloured smock was stained with blood, Elias's blood? And, if we were looking now for someone who had the sinews to carry the old man outside and then to toss the sword into the snow after him, then Abigail certainly had the strength.
All this flashed through my mind much more quickly than it takes to put it down here. Indeed, my mind was still racing as I took off in pursuit of the housekeeper, followed by Martha and the others. We reached the door of the kitchen. It was shut. Meg's sister was outside, looking confused and fearful. Abigail had ordered her out of the kitchen, and when the girl seemed to hesitate had seized her by the hair and dragged her to the door and pushed her to the far side of it. She'd then bolted it.
We listened at the door but could hear nothing. There was a window, Martha said, which gave onto the yard. We tore through the house and into the yard. The snow had turned slushy and the place where Elias's body had lain was already no more than a vaguely darker shape on the ground. Round the wing of the house, and towards the back quarters where the kitchen was. The casement window was open, Abigail had not thought to secure herself that way.
But then she hadn't needed to. All she wanted was to buy herself a few moments, enough to swallow the concoction that she must have had stored away for just such a terrible pass, to use either on herself or on another. By the time I'd climbed over the sill and entered the kitchen and unbarred the door to admit the others, it was too late.
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Or almost too late. The housekeeper was dying but not quite dead. Perhaps she had misjudged the poison dose (which I think was aconite but am not absolutely sure) and so condemned herself to a few hours of life rather than a few minutes. She was carried, in great distress, to her private room which was scarcely larger than a cupboard. She lay on her trestle bed, shaking and sweating and bringing up terrible-smelling bile. The kitchen girl, Meg's sister, attempted to give her an emetic but Abigail gestured her away. It was too late. We took it in turns to keep watch on her, for if she was a murderess she was also a dying woman, and afterwards the story was pieced together from our rags of testimony.
Abigail's dying words were the most potent witness to her guilt that there could have been. Her dying words and her despairing choice of suicide, and one other thing which I'll come to in a moment. But we heardâthose of us clustered about her poor, wracked bodyâwe heard that it had been she who had killed Elias with the sword. She hadn't intended to kill him in that way, although she had been a long time killing him another way, by feeding him soporifics mixed with traces of belladonna. He had promised her part of his estate, as he had promised the cousins, and she was trying to hasten his demise. Otherwise he might never have gone, she said, he was a tough old bugger who'd've outlived them all.