That Frigid Fargin Witch (The Legend of Vanx Malic) (3 page)

“What? What is it?” the mage sputtered. Then his eyes came open and the color drained from his face. “By the Six Wards of Marxulia, I ache in places I never knew I had.”

“Hush,” Vanx hissed through a devilish grin. “What sort of spells can you cast? Can you make false voices? Or make it sound like there are several people in a room when you are really by yourself? Can you make it sound like me, Chelda and the elf are talking at the same time?”

“I can, yes,” Xavian nodded. “But not until I have spelled my own aching arse. I’ll have to, just to be able to concentrate enough to cast a specific false crowd.”

He tilted his head curiously and looked at the elf snuggled deeply into Chelda’s cleavage. Both of them had pleasant smiles on their sleeping faces.

“Why, Vanx?” Xavian shook his head and finally asked.

“I have a plan forming in my mind.” Vanx paused and looked at Xavian seriously. “You won’t mind staying here in the cabin and watching over Kegger while the rest of us trek on, will you?”

The look Xavian gave him was as full of disappointment as it was relief. “I’ll stay. At least, if you don’t come back, I’ll have a guide to get me out of here.”

“Yup.” Vanx grinned at him. “But you’ll have another sort of journey to take. You’ll have to go to Parydon and deliver a grave message to King Oakarm or his son. At least you have your letter of introduction for the Royal Order. You’ll do well.”

“Is she dead?” Xavian asked. “I had held out hope. I am sorry, Vanx.”

“There’s not much to hope for. Both she and Darl have disappeared, most likely into the belly of some beast.” Vanx sighed. He leaned closer and whispered. “We have another spy out in the trees. I’m going to go hunt up some meat, for when we’re gone and keep an eye on the thing. Tell the others to act normal when they wake. Tell them not to say anything that gives away that we know it’s there.”

“Come on, Poops,” Vanx nearly shouted then. “Let’s go hunt something to eat. It’s a long hike back down to Great Vale.”

Later that night, just after the sun slipped from the sky, Aserica Rime was roused from her bed by Clytun. The minotaur was excited and persistent. The Hoar Witch had been watching the warlock off and on, without sleep, since long before his group passed the frozen falls. She had just lain down, after spending most of the afternoon torturing information out of the pixie queen. Clytun’s orders had been to disturb her only if something was happening with the warlock. She knew Clytun wouldn’t bother her otherwise, so the moment her ancient brain registered the minotaur’s insistence, she was up and moving.

“Tell me what you saw,” she asked Clytun as they spiraled down a dank, torchlit stairway past landings closed off with heavy doors. Some of them were banded wood, some barred, like cages, with horrible moans or aggressive snarls coming from deep within. Then a thin plea for death echoed up the stairwell from farther below.

“It was like a fountain of bright blue sparks. It nearly blinded Flitch.” The minotaur spoke quickly, ignoring the harrowing sounds around him. “The whole group, save for the big gargan ranger and his helper, came outside. They huddled around their wizard, and he cast a spell, but I think something went wrong.”

The minotaur opened a huge iron door for the Hoar Witch. The stairs continued farther down, and from somewhere far below, that thin plea for death trailed up again.

Entering the room she snatched a drawstring bag full of some foul-smelling, bright yellow dust, and after sprinkling a generous amount across the still water of the raised pool in the center of the room, she dabbed a bit of the stuff on her tongue and swallowed it. She passed the bag to Clytun. The minotaur had already been dosed with the horrid concoction so he could hear what Flitch was hearing and saying.

Leaning over the pool, the Hoar Witch was just in time to hear the leading edge of a spirited argument outside of the cabin in the harsh, wavering light of a pitch torch one of them was holding.

“It worked the last time I tried it!” the mage growled. “I must have wasted too much of my power trying to save that stupid gargan.”

“Hey.” The barbarian shoved him. The flaming brand she was holding flared and sputtered with her movements. “Gargans aren’t stupid.”

At her feet, the dog barked and danced around crazily, adding to the din.

“It doesn’t matter!” the thin voice of the elf yelled out. “You’re all a bunch of shameful yellow-bloods. Curse y’all to the bottom of hell for slinking away.”

“Now wait a minute, you.” The warlock growled. “If you’re so fargin brave, why do you need us to save your wretched little queen?”

“ARP! Woof, woof,” sounded the dog.

“I don’t. We don’t,” The elf spat. “It’s all beyond saving now, anyway. The witch took the queen so we fae will just rot away. You’ll all come to regret it, if that blasted witch finally gains the full power of the Heart Tree.”

“Woof, woof, woof.”

“You’ll wish you’d stayed and fought her evil.”

“I’ll be in Harthgar,” the warlock shot back. “Or in Parydon, sipping mulled wine and playing my songs for heavy-breasted, jewel-laden merchants’ wives.”

“Wait. Stop all this.” The wizard’s voice rose over the others. “Let me rest. I’ll try to take us back to Great Vale on the morrow.”

“What if the witch’s pack of beasts comes back?” the barbarian argued. “They’ve already killed our guide and our ramma mounts.”

“She only sent them to warn us off.” The warlock squatted down and tried to calm the dog. “We are not going into her forest now. We are going to leave this foul place. Her warning worked. Why would she send them back?”

“She doesn’t need a reason. She’s a witch, you stupid, dog-loving heathen.” The big blond girl threw up her empty hand and passed the torch to Xavian. She then stomped her way back to the cabin.

“In the morning, I’m off to warn the fae,” the elf spat.

His voice was shrill and raw with anger and his arms flailed about wildly, trying to express his feelings.

“If you’ll not come help us, then I’ll go tell them the news. Though it will break their spirit, some of them might be able to escape the witch.”

“There’s nothing I can do about it.” The warlock stood and stared down at the elf. “My friend is dead. Two of my friends are dead. I didn’t ask to be called away from my music and the hearth fires and all the willing women.” Without waiting for an answer, he spun and walked back to the cabin. The dog was right on his heels.

“Like I said, I’ll try to teleport us back to Great Vale after I’ve rested,” the wizard repeated reassuringly. He followed the warlock back to the cabin, carrying the torch.

A moment later, when the elf went in and slammed the door, the forested area outside was left dark.

When Chelda left the argument, she hadn’t gone into the cabin. She had only opened the door and snatched her bow.

A few heartbeats later, her silent arrow, a shaft with its razor-sharp tip removed so that it wouldn’t kill the target, thumped into Flitch’s unsuspecting body, sending him tumbling tail over wide-eyed head, from his perch in the tree. His bat wings flailed uselessly, doing nothing to slow his possum body when it cracked into several branches and then thumped into a snowdrift at the base of the tree trunk.

Before the dazed sneak could recover, Chelda darted back behind the cabin and joined two other shadowy forms as they raced into the woods unseen.

“What happened there?” the Hoar Witch yelled. She had been lost in thought, already scheming on taking over the Heart Tree and contemplating all she had heard, but when the scene in her viewing pool went blank, it drew all of her attention.

By then Flitch had found a different place to hide, one closer to the cabin and away from whatever had just blasted him.

Aserica’s pool flickered back into a view; only now the cabin was far closer, and the Hoar Witch could more plainly hear the fools inside arguing and stomping about.

She wasn’t sure how she felt about thwarting the will of the dark one by letting the young warlock get away. He wouldn’t be pleased, but if she could do as the elf suggested and gain full control of the Heart Tree, then it would hardly matter what the dark one thought. The power of a fairy tree was a far greater boon than the dark one’s favor.

The Hoar Witch only had to kill off the tree’s defenders and feed her witch blood to its roots. She would be bonded with the tree, then, and could access its power. She could use the Heart Tree’s own strength to purge the good from its sap. She could make it a heartless, cruel thing and she could command its might, with her will.

For a moment, the idea came to the Hoar Witch’s mind that the pixie queen had let herself be taken just so the tree would be vulnerable.

An elaborate trap?

No, the bane of the foolish is that they always put too much faith in others. No, the stupid pixie queen had called for a hero and a half-craven bard had come instead.

She sat there for a long time, perfectly still, with that thought hanging in her mind. Then she slapped the surface of her pool and growled out. “It’s a trick.” She snarled as she reached for the crystal talisman hanging from her neck.

“Flitch, you watch them like a hawk,” she commanded through the shard’s power. She had to cackle at the absurdity of that comparison, but the bout of manic glee didn’t lessen her rage. “That warlock has my blood in him. He won’t give up so easily. I should have known better. Do not let them leave without your beady little eyes fixed firmly on them, Flitch, or Clytun and I will mix you into a stew.”

A moment later she was focused on Vrooch, the monstrous leader of her hybrid wolfen pack.

“Vrooch, take your pack to the Heart Tree. Kill every elf, fairy, sylph and pixie you come across. Show no mercy.” She cackled again. “I want you to feed on the fae until you’re shittin’ magic mushrooms and pissin’ rainbows.”

“You, Clytun,” she turned to face the anxious minotaur. “You go wake the witch woods. If a squirrel so much as farts in my forest, I want to know about it. And you, my young warlock—” She looked at the ceiling, as if she could see Vanx standing there. “You will soon find out that Aserica Rime isn’t so easily fooled.”

Chapter
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Chapter
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