The Alphabet Sisters
The Alphabet Sisters
is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
2005 Ballantine Books Trade Paperback Edition
Copyright © 2004 by Monica McInerney
Reader’s Guide copyright © 2005 by Random House, Inc.
Excerpt from Lola’s Secret copyright © 2012 by Monica McInerney
Excerpt from
At Home with the Templetons
copyright © 2010 by Monica McInerney
Excerpt from The Faraday Girls copyright © 2007 by Monica McInerney
Excerpt from Family Baggage copyright © 2006 by Monica McInerney
Excerpt from Greetings from Somewhere Else copyright © 2003 by Monica McInerney
Excerpt from Upside Down Inside Out copyright © 2002 by Monica McInerney
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Originally published in Australia by Penguin Group (Australia), a division of Pearson Group Pty, Ltd., Camberwell in 2004.
This book contains excerpts from Lola’s Secret, At Home with the Templetons, The Faraday Girls, Family Baggage, Greetings from Somewhere Else, and Upside Down Inside Out by Monica McInerney. These excerpts has been set for this edition only.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Excerpt from At Home with the Templetons
Excerpt from The Faraday Girls
Excerpt from Greetings from Somewhere Else
Excerpt from Upside Down Inside Out
Chapter One
LONDON, ENGLAND
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our sister is married to your ex-fiancé?” Jessica’s voice rose to such a pitch Bett Quinlan half expected the lightbulbs to explode. “We’ve worked together for nearly two years and you tell me this now?”
Bett knew right then she had made a big mistake. “It didn’t ever really come up until now.”
“Something like that doesn’t need to come up. That’s something you tell people within minutes of meeting. ‘Hi, my name’s Bett, short for Elizabeth. I work as a journalist in a record company, and my sister is married to my ex-husband.’ ”
“Ex-fiancé,” Bett corrected. She tried to backtrack. “Look, forget I mentioned it. I’m fine about it. She’s fine about it. He’s fine about it. It’s not a big deal.” Liar, liar.
“Of course it’s a big deal. It’s a huge deal. And they’ll both be at your grandmother’s party? No wonder you’re feeling sick about it.”
“I’m not feeling sick about it. I said I was a bit nervous about going home for it, not sick.”
“Tomato, tomayto. Oh, Bett, you poor thing. Which sister was it? The older one or the younger one?”
“The younger one. Carrie.” Bett felt as if the words were being squeezed out of her.
“And what happened? Were they having an affair behind your back? You came home from work early one day and caught them at it in your marital—sorry, engagement—bed?”
“No, it wasn’t like that.” Bett stood up. She’d definitely made a mistake. That afternoon at work she’d decided to invite her friend and colleague Jessica back for dinner to tell her the whole story. She’d hoped it would help make this trip back to Australia easier. Prepare her for people’s reactions again, like a dress rehearsal. But it wasn’t helping at all. It was excruciating. She ran her fingers through her dark curls, trying to take back control of the situation. “Can I get you a coffee? Another glass of wine?”
“No thanks. Don’t change the subject, either. So did you go to the wedding?”
“Would you prefer tea?”
Jessica laughed good-naturedly. “Come on, Bett. You brought it up in the first place. Think of it as therapy. It can’t have been good for you to go around with a secret like this bottled up inside you. Did you go to the wedding?”
Bett sat down again. “I didn’t, no.”
“Well, no, of course you didn’t. It would have been too humiliating, I suppose.”
She blinked at Jessica’s bluntness.
“Did your sister use the same wedding invitations? Just cross out your name and put hers instead?”
“That’s not very funny.”
Jessica gave a sheepish smile. “Sorry, couldn’t resist. So who was the bridesmaid? Your older sister? Anna?”
“No, she wasn’t there either.”
Jessica frowned. “None of her sisters were there? What? Did it cause some huge fight between all three of you?”
In a nutshell, yes. “It was a bit like that.”
“Really? You haven’t spoken to either of your sisters since the wedding?”
“No.” Bett shifted uncomfortably in her seat. “Or seen them.” Not since the weekend of the Big Fight. Which had followed the Friday of the Revelations. Which had followed the Weeks of the Suspicions. “Not for three years.”
“Your grandmother’s party will be the first time you’ve seen your sisters in
three
years?” At Bett’s nod, Jessica gave a long, low whistle. “This is more complicated than I thought. No wonder you went so weird when that fax from your grandmother arrived.”
“I didn’t go weird.”
“Yes, you did. Have you got any photos of your sister and your fiancé together?”
“Why? Don’t you believe me?”
“Of course I do. I just need to get the whole picture of it in my head, so I can give you all the advice you need.”
“I’d rather you didn’t—”
“Please, Bett. You know how much I love looking at photos.”
That much was true. Jessica was the only person Bett had ever met who genuinely enjoyed looking at other people’s holiday photos. She wouldn’t just flick through a packet of snaps either, but would inspect each one, asking about the subject, the setting, the film speed used.
Jessica was being her most persuasive. “I’m sure it will help you. This way I’ll know exactly who you’re talking about.”
“Thanks, anyway, but—”
“Bett, come on. You’ve told me half of it. I may as well see the rest.”
“Look, I—”
“Please-please-please …”
Bett gave in, picking up the small photo album lying on top of the bookcase in the corner of the room. At least it would take Jessica only a few minutes to get through them. She had left South Australia in such a hurry three years earlier that she hadn’t taken any of her photos with her. The only ones in her album were those her parents and Lola had sent with their letters.
As Jessica gleefully started turning the pages, Bett retreated to the tiny kitchen with the dirty dishes, feeling sick and steamrolled. Thirty-two years old and she still hadn’t learned how to stand up for herself. For a fleeting moment she wondered how her sisters would have reacted in the same situation. Anna would have given Jessica a haughty stare and chilled her into silence. Carrie would have tossed her blonde head and told her laughingly and charmingly to mind her own business. But not Bett. No, she’d just felt embarrassed about having said too much and then handed the photo album over anyway. She decided to blame the wine they’d had that night for this sudden need to show and tell all. Nine parts alcohol, one part truth serum.
She came back into the living room and picked up a music magazine, trying to pretend she wasn’t watching Jessica’s every reaction as she pored over each photo. For a while the only sound was pages turning, interrupted by Jessica asking the occasional question.
“Is that your mum and dad?”
Bett glanced at it. A photo of her parents, arm in arm in front of the main motel building, wearing matching Santa hats, squinting into the sunshine. They’d sent it in their Christmas card the previous year. “That’s right.”
Jessica read the sign behind them. “The Valley View Motel. Is that where you grew up?”
“We moved around a lot when we were younger, but that’s where they are now.”
Jessica nodded and turned the page. “And this is Lola? The old lady wearing too much makeup?”
Bett didn’t even have to look at the photo. “That’s her.”
“Would you look at those eyebrows! They’re like caterpillars on a trampoline. She was your nanny, did you tell me?”
“Sort of.” Nanny always seemed too mild a word to describe Lola. She’d certainly minded them as children. With their parents so occupied running the motels, it was Lola, their father’s mother, who had practically brought up Bett and her two sisters—but she was more a combination of etiquette teacher, boot-camp mistress, and musical director than nanny.
“Is she wearing fancy dress in this next photo?”
Bett glanced over. It was a picture of Lola beside her seventy-ninth birthday cake, nearly twelve months earlier. She was wearing a gaudily patterned caftan, dangling earrings, and several beaded necklaces. Nothing too out of the ordinary. “No, that’s just her.”
Jessica kept flicking the pages, and then stopped suddenly. Bett tensed, knowing she had reached Carrie and Matthew’s wedding photo. Bett had wanted to throw it away the day she received it, but had stopped herself. She hadn’t wanted her grandmother to be right. It was Lola who had sent the photo to her, enclosing a brief note: “You’ll probably get all dramatic and rip this up, but I knew you’d want to see it.”
“This is them?” Jessica asked.
“That’s them.”
Jessica studied it closely. “Carrie’s very pretty, isn’t she? And he’s a bit of a looker, too, your Matthew. Nice perm.”
At least Jessica hadn’t said what people usually said when they remarked how pretty Carrie was: “You don’t look at all alike, do you?” As for her other remark …
“He’s not my Matthew. And it wasn’t a perm. He’s got naturally wavy hair.”
Jessica grinned. “Just seeing if you defended him.” She turned the page and gave a loud hoot of laughter. “Now we’re talking. I’ve been dying to see proof of the Alphabet Sisters. Look at you with that mad head of curls.”
Bett tugged self-consciously at that same head of curls, now at least slightly less mad. Lola had sent her that photo, too. It had arrived with just a scrawled note, subtle as ever. “Remember the good times with your sisters as well.” It had been taken at a country show in outback South Australia more than twenty years previously, at one of the Alphabet Sisters’ earliest singing performances. Anna had been thirteen, Bett eleven, and Carrie eight. Bett could even remember the songs: “Song Sung Blue,” “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot,” and a David Cassidy pop song. Just minutes after the photo had been taken, a fly had buzzed its way straight into Anna’s mouth. Her shocked expression and sudden squawk had made Bett and Carrie laugh so much both of them had fallen off the small stage, a wide plank of wood balanced on eight milk crates. The memory could still make Bett laugh.
Jessica was inspecting it very closely. “You were a bit of a porker back then, weren’t you?”
The smile disappeared. “Well, that was nicely put, Jess, thanks.”
Jessica was unabashed. “I always believe in calling a spade a spade. And you were a plump little thing. Look at that little belly and those rosy-red cheeks.”
Bett didn’t need to look. That little belly and those rosy-red cheeks had never gone too far away. She was about to ask Jessica if she thought she was still a porker—she had gone up and down in weight so many times she hardly knew what size she was—but Jessica was too occupied with the photo. She was taking in every detail, the flicked fringes, the matching dresses, the bad makeup—all Lola’s handiwork.