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How far back did it go? Its entrance yawned a little farther to one side, and it was wide—about ten feet. “Cave!” I yelled. “Cave!”
“Halloooo!” came an answer, and figures emerged out of the whiteness, struggling toward me. I bent down and began to crawl awkwardly along the cave floor, feeling for a back wall. When none appeared, I motioned for the men to follow me.
“I can stand!” cried Cromwell, shuffling forward, testing the ground at every step. I raised myself up, expecting to bump my head, but did not. Even raising my hand, I encountered no rock overhead. But I felt a series of soft, silken bumps, which rustled and resettled themselves.
“A chamber with bats as ladies-in-waiting,” I said. “Let us make a fire, and quickly.”
Within a few minutes the men had brought in a large pile of wood and several armloads of leaves and dead matter. Will struck his flint and steel, showering sparks upon the cold, inert stuff. It took a good quarter-hour before one cooperative leaf began to smoulder, and again as long before its neighbours caught fire. The cold within the cave was even more intense than without. I had the feeling that this cave harboured cold even on Midsummer’s Eve, stored it up from successive years like a miser with his gold.
Now the larger branches began to catch fire, sending out a mass of evil-smelling smoke. Choking, the men crowded closer. But the warmth was so feeble I could scarce feel anything. I rubbed my hands hard, hoping to bring them to life. They felt like two blocks of wood—wood that dripped blood.
“Courage!” I said. “It will not be much longer now.”
“‘Well, comrades. Now that we have suffered in the beginning, fortune promises us better things, God willing,’ ” muttered Neville.
Those were my own words on the first miserable night at camp in France in 1513. How had he remembered them all these years? I was touched. But looking at him, I saw only sullen discomfort on his face. Perhaps that was all he remembered of the old French campaign—cold discomfort. It hurt me to think that my companions-in-arms did not treasure the experiences we had shared, especially those noble war experiences of our youth. “Ah, that was a glorious night,! I said.
“In the French mud?” scoffed Carew. “ ’Twas almost as miserable as this cold.”
“The French campaign was a blessed one,” I insisted. “How I wish you others here had shared it with us.”
“I was scarcely born,” said George Boleyn. “It was my father who accompanied you.”
“And mine,” said William Brereton, unwrapping his cloak from about his eyes, which peered out of his pudgy, lamblike face.
“My father made me the night beinnhink henceforth he should not stir without a supply of these.” He held up the vial of pills.
Surely he wouldn’t need more! Those ten were all I had with me, and what if I were stricken with the excruciating leg pain? With no way to dampen it, I might betray myself and my weakness. I took them back from Cromwell in what I thought was an offhanded manner. “What is wrong with him?” I asked.
“A bad heart. He will get these ‘attacks’ from exertion from now on.”
“Exertion? Blowing on a fire is exertion?” demanded Neville.
“At his age, yes. After the strain of the journey—”
“Nonsense!” Neville barked. “Age—exertion—” Carew and he were the same age. “Preposterous!”
The neglected fire now burst into full flame, like a contrary child. I turned to it with relief, glad to be done with this conversation. Where had Cromwell learned so much about medicine? During his “studies” in Italy? I knew so little about him, really. I wondered if he had detected my leg weakness. And how would I manage to change my bandage amongst all these men? Perhaps it did not need to be changed; perhaps it could stay on overnight.
Boleyn returned, white as a corpse, dragging several branches inside. He looked relieved to see that there was warmth at last.
“It was all I could find,” he said, gesturing toward the outside. “Already the snow is so deep it is hard to see where wood lies. And it is getting dark.”
“Warm yourself,” I said. I detected an edgy defensiveness in his words.
After allowing them enough time to lose the deepest part of their chill, I asked, “What provisions do we have? Let each man check his saddle-pouch.”
As it turned out, there were nine flasks of wine, two of the fiery
uisgebeatha,
twelve loaves of bread, five large cheeses, and several portions of dried, smoked meat. “Enough for a meagre meal for one night,” I said.
The bats rustled overhead. “We will postpone the inevitable bat stew as long as possible,” I promised. “For now, let us share the bread and cheese.”
We fell on it like robbers. It helped but little. I have often found it so, and wonder why. When one is greatly hungry, eating only provokes the appetite further.
.Bellies teased and quickened rather than quieted, we began to stretch ourselves out before the fire. As I leaned back on my elbow and extended my legs, I felt the revoltingly familiar trickle of liquid from my sore. So the thing was festering. When the men settled down, I would attend to it. Later, when we would drift away in the darkness to relieve ourselves, I could have access to my saddle-pouch with the necessary things. I held up my flask of
uisgebeatha.
In the meantime, this would kill the pain and miraculously make time pass. I took a deep draught, feeling its extraordinary warmth attack the inside of my mouth and then run its hot course to my stomach. Soon it would spread its mysterious balm through all my veins, bringing peace, delight . . . and the hint of special care hovering over me. I took a second draught to keep the first company.
“Here.” I passed it to Will. “You know what it is, and what it can do.”
WILL:
Indeed I did. Ever since Anne’s wild Irish cousin-kinsman, the Earl of Ormonde, had sent Henry three barrels of the stuff, he had been sampling it. I did not like what it did to him; but I must confess that night in the cave I liked very much how it felt inside me. And I could not see how it made me behave.
HENRY VIII:
 
“This is a magic potion, to be sure. Sent to me by the Queen’s Irish cousinage.” I passed it on to the others, and they all took it. Before Brereton, the last of the nine, had finished, the transformation within me had already begun. I felt the delicious, creeping lightness, the divine peace....
Suddenly I loved all the faces around the fire. Save Chapuys. And that was because he had a Spanish face. I hated Spanish faces—ugly yellow things. Thanks to God, Mary did not have such colouring. Lady Mary ... no longer Princess Mary ...
“Have another draught, all!” I said, taking a third myself. The men followed suit, and when Brereton handed it back this time I was floating. “Tincture of ecstasy,” I said.
No more now. I replaced the cap with exaggerated care, as my fingers were hard to manage. “The fire chases the cold from without, and this from within.”
Outside the wind screamed, but it was no longer frightening; instead it seemed purposeful and part of a greater whole. And these men gathered around the fire with me, my preordained companions. Except Chapuys ...
Chapuys’s face glowed so yellow it seemed bathed with sulphurous hell-flames.
“Will you see for yourself how foolish Spanish pride is?” I said. “And how hopeless the Papal cause is in England?” I hectored him.
“He is an intriguer,” said Cromwell bluntly. “He has a web of would-be rebels ready to betray you. The plan is simple: Mary is to be spirited away from her country-house at Beaulieu and taken to the Continent, whilst the discontented people here overthrow you. Is that not so, Chapuys?”
“You know no names, Master Cromwell.”
He laughed. “Indeed I do. In the West, you believe you have Lord Abergavenny, Sir Thomas Arundel, Sir Henry Parker, Sir George Carewe, certain members of the Pole family, and dear old Sir James Griffith ap Howell. In the North, the discontented Lord Hussey and Lord Darcy, Lord Dacre of the North, and the Earl of Derby. In the South—ah!—there’s Lord Edmund Bray, Sir Thomas Burgoyne, Sir Thomas Elyot, and the Earl of Rutland. Did I leave any out? You carry letters from them to the Lady Mary right this moment”.
Chapuys looked up in alarm, and stirred.
“Do not bother, good Ambassador. I have already read them—and had copies made before we even departed. A good plan you have. The only weakness is the disorganization and dependence of the conspirators themselves. They are united only through your ceaseless industry on Katherine’s behalf. By themselves they are unwilling and unable to carry out any plan, even the simplest.”
I listened eagerly. The
uisgebeatha
had loosened their tonguesyne, the Pope and Emperor,” retorted Chapuys recklessly. “In their hearts they are ashamed of the sham Queen Anne and of the King’s unlawful Acts. In Cardinal Wolsey’s day, England sat on the highest councils of Europe. Now she is a laughingstock, a bastard amongst legitimate nations.”
I pressed more
uisgebeatha
on him, and he unwittingly took it.
“No. England is now respected for shaking off the shackles of servitude, of minionhood,” I corrected him.
“When my father was ambassador to France and to the Pope, they laughed at us,” put in Boleyn. “They laugh no more. Their day is over, Master Chapuys. The future is not with the Pope or Spain, but with England and Protestantism.”
“Protestantism?” I snapped. “I’ll have no Protestants in my realm. They are heretics.”
“So seemed Our Lord’s disciples to the Pharisees.” It was Henry Howard, the youngling. His voice was thin with lack of years.
Everyone looked at him in surprise. “Fie, Sir Henry,” said Carew. “You, from an ancient and honoured house—you are not one of those ‘new men’ who must needs embrace the latest fad, like Lutheranism and this Zwingli-madness in Zurich.” His voice was soft, as if he were afraid really to use it for fear of bringing on another “attack.” His face still looked drained.
Henry Howard smiled. He was known even at his age as a fashion-setter. He wore wide-brimmed Italian silk hats, with one sweeping feather; he wrote verse in the new “blank” fashion, which meant that it did not rhyme. (As if poetry should not rhyme!) “The past fascinates me not,” he said. “It is a charnel-house, shut up, encrusted, airless. I want to open wide the doors—”
As I had at his age, when Father died....
“French doors?” asked Weston. “Like the ones you have been installing in Kenninghall?” Weston cocked his head.
I liked Weston not, I admitted freely to myself. He was too pretty. His habit of wearing only blue, to emphasize his pale blue eyes, set off by black spiky eyelashes, seemed to me most effete and un-English.
“Yes, we have heard about your remodelling,” said Cromwell, his eyes steady. “There are many of us who share your interest in remaking our English homes.”
“I think we all yearn to create ourselves anew,” I said. “With ordinary men, it can express itself in installing French windows. For a King, it must be in refining and reshaping the kingdom itself. England has long been in need of a master gardener—a gardener who will weed her, root out poisonous growth, chase away unhealthsome beasts—wolves, vultures, moles, snakes—and make her bloom.”
Now they were staring at me, but I went boldly on. “When a garden is thus planted, there is much initial destruction, and seeming chaos. But out of the upheaval comes order, beauty, peace.” I looked at them deliberately. “Do you understand? I must do cruel things in order to bring forth the glory of England, a glory that has long lain choked by weeds.”

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