The Beat Goes On: The Complete Rebus Stories (Rebus Collection) (52 page)

‘All those crazy stories he tells … about his treasure and how he killed his brother … and how
you
buried him. He keeps rambling about a boat and a castle.’ Rebus pointed to the painting. ‘And there they are: a castle on a hilltop, fishing boat on the water below it – Lionel’s treasure. My bet is, he loved that painting and your parents had decided he could have it. Maybe they were going to will it to him, I don’t know. But Colin wanted it, didn’t he? And you, young as you were, you wanted it too. Two greedy little kids.’ Rebus was standing in front of her now. He crouched so that she couldn’t escape his eyes. ‘Two brothers having a wrestle. Colin told me Lionel loved to wrestle, but Lionel says he never did: the wrestling was Colin’s idea.’ Rebus paused for effect. ‘And then one of them’s not moving, and he’s covered in blood. What was it, Martha – ketchup? Paint? Whatever it was, it did the trick, sent Lionel over the edge. Especially when you told him you’d buried Colin.’ Rebus stayed in a crouch, but Martha’s eyes had drifted to the painting.

‘We could never sell it, not after that. We never meant …’ She broke off, took a deep breath. ‘We didn’t stop to think.’

‘You were just a girl, Martha. How were you supposed to know it wasn’t a game, some sort of joke? But Colin was that bit older than you … old enough to know exactly what he was doing. More than half a century Lionel’s been kept shut up.’

‘It would have happened anyway,’ she said in a whisper, a tear trickling from one eye. ‘We couldn’t have coped. He was driving our parents demented … nice as ninepence one minute, flying off the handle the next. Schizophrenic, the doctors said. He was turning us into pariahs.’

‘You mean the local kids called him names?’

‘Not just Lionel … all of us. We were “the weird ones”, “the loonies”.’ She wiped a hand across her face. ‘Do you know how much he’s cost us? All the family money, soaked up by care for Lionel.’

‘Soaked up by guilt, if you ask me. That’s why neither of you could let the painting go.’ He rose to his feet. ‘All these years …’ He let the words hang in the dusty air. His whole body felt dried out by this house, as if the life were being drained from him.

‘What will happen to us?’ she asked, her voice trembling.

‘Lionel’s not going to be in that home much longer – nobody is. So you’ll offer him a room here, with his painting above his bed. And if you die before him, you’ll make sure the painting goes to him.’

She looked up. ‘That’s all?’

Rebus offered a shrug. ‘Anything you’ve just told me, Colin will deny – he’s got too much to lose. I’d be delighted to see the pair of you in court, but I don’t think that will happen. I could dig into your parents’ wills, any changes in them, see if the painting was to be Lionel’s at any stage, but I’m not sure I’d get anywhere. So … yes, Miss Waters, that’s all.’ He started to walk towards the door, but paused.

‘You
could
own up, of course, tell Lionel what the two of you did. But I wouldn’t, if I were you. It might be too much for him. So don’t think of letting Colin near him … and pray Lionel stays in good health, because if I hear otherwise … well, I might have to do that digging after all.’

The Suruchi restaurant was Rebus’s idea – and his treat.

‘Felt I short-changed you last night,’ he explained to Siobhan.

After ordering their starters and main courses, they snapped off pieces of poppadom from a central shared plate, dipping them in chutney and biting down on them.

And Rebus told his story.

‘Amazing,’ she said as he finished. He was drinking lager for a change, while she stuck to mineral water. ‘But you’re not going to explain it all to Lionel?’

‘Even if I got through to him, would it change anything?’

‘His whole life’s been …’ She couldn’t quite find the right words.

‘How does that old song go? “If I could turn back time …” If I could, believe me, I would.’

‘It would be handy,’ she conceded. ‘We’d solve the crimes before they were ever committed.’

‘Didn’t do Tom Cruise much good in that film.’ Their waiter had appeared at the table to clear away the empty plate. Siobhan brushed crumbs from her lap. ‘Something else I did today,’ Rebus was adding.

‘What?’

‘Solved Ken Flatley’s little mystery.’

She looked at him. ‘Who’s been a busy boy then?’

He shrugged. ‘Easy enough once I remembered the face driving the meat van. Belongs to a guy called Bernie Cable. I arrested him once at Ingliston Market.’

‘A Trading Standards bust?’

Rebus nodded. ‘Cable was selling dodgy meat from a van.’

‘Is this something I should be hearing prior to dinner?’

‘Chicken breasts past their sell-by … that sort of stuff.’

‘And now he’s selling meat to care homes?’

‘Until today he was. I’ve been on to Environmental Health … the council … Trading Standards.’

‘You
have
been busy.’

‘That’s not the half of it. When I asked the Records Office to look up Cable, I gave them Donald Morrison’s name too.’

‘That suspicious mind of yours.’ Siobhan leaned back as a clean plate was placed before her. Another waiter stood ready with orders of pakora and kebab.

‘It was the way Morrison addressed me,’ Rebus explained. ‘He kept calling me “Inspector”, even though I’d made it clear I wasn’t there in any official capacity.’

‘And that got your antennae clicking?’

‘Made me think I might not be the first cop he’d ever had dealings with.’

‘And?’

‘And his name’s not really Morrison – that’s one of his many aliases. Real name’s Charles Kirkup. He’s been done for fraud.’

‘You reckon he was in cahoots with Cable?’

‘I contacted the hospital about those poor old sods who died. Food poisoning didn’t show up on the original autopsies, but they’re going to check again. It’s like Ken said: the pathologists aren’t always so rigorous when the corpse was on its last legs anyway.’

‘So he was right, after a fashion?’

Rebus nodded.

‘And you’ve told the council this?’ Another nod. ‘So now he’ll be closed down?’

‘Bound to be.’

‘And where will Ken go?’

‘I told him you had a spare room.’ Rebus bit into a kebab.

‘I’ve got a better idea,’ Siobhan said, spooning sauce over her pakora. ‘Colin Waters will know an investment when he sees one. He could keep the place open, maybe just promote one of the staff to manage it.’

Rebus saw those hazel eyes again. ‘And why would he do that?’

‘You could tell him there’s a Gainsborough resting on it,’ Siobhan said coyly. ‘And after all, if he owns Renshaw House, he won’t have to pay for Lionel’s care any more. I’m sure you could get Martha to argue your case for you.’

Rebus was thoughtful. ‘Maybe I could at that.’

‘Atonement, I think it’s called.’

‘Whatever it’s called, I’ll drink to it,’ Rebus said, raising his glass.

Not Just Another Saturday

It had taken Rebus longer than usual to get to the barber’s shop on Rose Street. He’d known about the Make Poverty History march, of course; just hadn’t reckoned with the barriers going up so early. Melville Drive had been filling with buses from all over: church congregations from Derbyshire; anti-nuclear pensioners; African drummers; Fair Trade and Christian Aid and Water Aid and Farm Aid … everything but the one thing Rebus needed – Lucozade. He’d only drunk four pints the previous night, but one of them must have been bad.

There was a stage erected on the Meadows, along with tents and vans preparing to sell food to the hungry masses. Someone was doling out Palestinian flags. The
Sunday Mail
had provided placards saying ‘Drop the Debt’. People were dropping the placards instead, then tearing off the newspaper’s name before picking them up again. Maybe they were southerners, confusing the Scottish paper with its near-namesake. Rebus was handed a plastic carrier bag. Inside he found a Help the Aged T-shirt. First kid he saw, he passed the bag along. He knew George IV Bridge would be impossible, so headed for South Bridge instead, feeling like a salmon swimming against the prevailing current. Families passed him, the kids with their faces painted. People were smiling in the sun, ready to be seen if not heard. At Fettes HQ, the High Hiedyins had guessed 175,000, but to Rebus it looked likely there’d be more: 200, maybe 250. A quarter of a million people, more than half the city’s population. Scale it up, it became four million on the streets of London. Maybe that was why everyone was smiling. They had no need to shout. Their very presence would be louder than that.

Teams of uniforms milled around. Rebus didn’t recognise any of them. Their accents were foreign. One sported Metropolitan Police insignia; others were from Cardiff, Liverpool, Middlesbrough … every bit as varied as the marchers. Rebus didn’t stop to say hello. He looked the way he felt: like a civilian. When the cops bothered to meet his eyes, he saw no recognition there. Just mistrust, mixed with controlled adrenalin. They’d been warned to expect trouble. Looked to Rebus as though a few of them might even welcome it. A couple of police motorbikes were controlling traffic on Buccleuch Street, making sure drivers followed the diversions. Not much for them to do, the roads unnaturally quiet for a Saturday. But then this wasn’t just another Saturday. He did a double-take when he saw what was written on the back of one yellow protective jacket: London Transport Police. Nice overtime, but he couldn’t help feeling the officer would be more use on his own patch, chasing muggers and fare-dodgers. More diversions, more police checkpoints. Some of his colleagues were loving it, looking forward to the whole week. They’d get to tear around the city like they owned it. Courts and cells had been cleared, ready for action. Everyone was poised.

‘You’ll have to go back that way, sir,’ a uniform was explaining now, as Rebus tried to squeeze through the gap between one metal crash barrier and a tenement wall. The accent was English.

Rebus made show of looking back in the direction the man was pointing.

‘You mean, cut along the Meadows, through the hordes and the coaches, and take a right at Tollcross, then make a sudden stop at the first barricade on Lothian Road, where I’ll be politely told to “go back that way, sir”?’

The officer’s eyes narrowed. When Rebus moved a hand towards his inside pocket, he even took a step back.

‘Easy, pal, easy,’ Rebus said, bringing out his warrant card. ‘We’re supposed to be on the same side.’

The officer studied the ID for longer than Rebus felt necessary. ‘
CID
,’ he said, handing it back. ‘Something going down?’ He hauled at the barrier, giving Rebus more room.

‘Could be a close shave,’ Rebus answered, heading on his way.

A close shave it was. Barber’s shop on Rose Street. An occasional Saturday treat: hot towels, unguents, the works. Even a splash of cologne afterwards. They didn’t use cut-throat razors these days: fear of hep B and
HIV
. Little disposable blades instead. Still gave a good shave, even though Rebus missed the sliding of the cut-throat against the leather strap. As a kid, he’d watched his father get a regular wet shave, the barber winking at him as he honed the gleaming blade.

‘Might call it a day,’ the barber told Rebus now. ‘Most of my bookings have cancelled.’

‘Wimps,’ Rebus said.

‘Half the shops on Princes Street are shut. Some with the boards up. That fellow Geldof, he wants a million marchers.’

‘He won’t get them,’ Rebus said. ‘Man runs a decent concert, but that’s about it. He’ll get his moment in the sun, shake hands with George W even, and that’ll be about it.’

The barber snorted. ‘We’re maybe cynical old buggers, John.’

‘I marched in the sixties.’

‘But not now?’

Rebus just shrugged. It was different then, he wanted to say. But he wasn’t sure that was true.
He
was different then; no doubt about that. He’d always assumed ideals were for the young, but the people he’d seen heading for the march … they’d been all ages. Probably all backgrounds and creeds, too. The sun was out, and forty miles up the road at Gleneagles, eight men would sit down to make decisions affecting the whole planet. Not that there was any pressure. Edinburgh’s own Chief Constable would be there too, shuffling around in the background, usurped by spooks and Special Branch, bodyguards and Marines. Jack McConnell kept saying how great it was for Scotland, putting the place on the map. Rebus wondered how close Jack would get to the real power; suspected he’d be little more than a meeter and greeter, positioned front-of-house while the real work went on elsewhere.

‘Off to the Ox?’ the barber said.

‘As per,’ Rebus acknowledged. A wee Saturday afternoon session: racing on TV and a filled roll to feed the soul. The Live Eight concert would be on later. He’d probably watch The Who and Pink Floyd – especially the Floyd; had to see it with his own eyes. If Dave Gilmour let Roger Waters back on stage with him, anything was possible … maybe even world peace, an end to hunger and a cure for global warming.

‘Might shut up shop and follow you,’ the barber said.

‘I’ll wait,’ Rebus offered. The man nodded and began to sweep up. Rebus stepped outside for a cigarette, watching through the window as towels were dumped in a laundry bag, cutters cleaned, the basin rinsed. There was something comforting in observing a person’s routine. It was a ritual that placed a full stop at the end of a working day, and it showed pride, too. Combs and clippers went into a little leather pouch, which was rolled up and tied shut. They’d go home with the barber: his talisman.

At last he turned off the lights and switched on the alarm, locking the door behind him. He looked up at the sky. Rebus nodded to let him know he could hear it too: a cacophony of chants, whistles and drums in the near distance. The march had reached Princes Street.

‘Fancy a quick look-see?’ the barber asked.

‘Sure,’ Rebus said.

They walked down together. More barricades separated the slow parade from bemused shoppers. Policemen stood with arms folded, legs slightly parted. This was ritual, too. Rebus didn’t doubt there’d be troublemakers dotted about the place. Something like this would be a magnet for the city’s tearaways, never mind the international brotherhood of anarchists. But right now it all looked as innocuous as a cavalcade.

‘Think anyone’s listening?’ the barber asked. But Rebus couldn’t answer that. He noticed that the windows of the shops behind them were covered with protective boards.

‘Even the Ann Summers shop,’ the barber said with a laugh. ‘Can you see the good folk of Edinburgh looting a few bits of cheeky lingerie?’

Rebus shook his head. ‘It’s the Basque separatists they’re afraid of,’ he said, lighting another cigarette.

Just for a moment, as he smoked and watched the march, there was the temptation to join in, to add another particle to the mass. But he knew he lacked the passion and the faith. He could try comforting himself with the thought that it wouldn’t change anything. The rules of the game were well established, the cards already dealt. But doing nothing wouldn’t change anything either. In the end it was the barber who broke the spell, offering up a shrug of his own, that most Scottish of gestures. As if synchronised, the two men turned away from the march.

They wouldn’t have let you smoke anyway, Rebus told himself. But he knew he would spend the rest of the day wondering. Wondering, and maybe even regretting.