The Best American Short Stories® 2011 (19 page)

"Anything good?" Al asked.

We struggled. We hadn't thought about how dark the winter had been when we were in its midst. "One of the Thao girls had a baby," we said.

Al smiled, although half of the town thought the Thaos belonged to us, and half wanted nothing to do with them. "That's something."

"What did
you
do?" we asked, and before he could say "I slept," we specified: "What was it like? How did it feel?"

"I had these long dreams," he said. "Unfolding over days. I dreamed I was in Eden, but it was mine. My farm. I picked pineapples every day."

Al Rasmussen had wintered in Eden
, we thought. We started to feel a little like suckers.

Bobby and Dee had boundless energy, and spent a lot of it re-counting dreams to their schoolmates. Soon many of the children were planning for their own long sleep, and the ones who weren't were calculating how scary empty classrooms might get, how the forest of raised hands would thin and they'd get called on over and over, expected to know the right answers. They pictured how lonely the playground would be, all lopsided seesaws and unpushed swings, and soon all the children of Bounty were begging to spend the next winter asleep.

Quite a few of them got their way. The Lutven boys were happy not to catch the bus in the dark, standing around in 20 below. The pudgy Sanderson girl, all bushy hair and braces, woke up with her teeth straighter and her belly flat. She showed off her new smile for Lucy Simmons, and Lucy confessed that her period had started sometime in early February. How easily, they thought, so much of the hard work of growing up had happened while they were asleep, while no one could make fun of them for it.

Mrs. Sanderson fit into clothes she hadn't worn since high school. The styles had changed, but she paraded around in her high-waisted, acid-washed jeans just so we could admire what sleep had done for her. Mr. Sanderson had started off awake, reporting to the John Deere dealership north of town at nine every morning, the way he'd done for years. But suddenly he saw the unfairness, his creaking out of bed while his wife rolled over with a slack, content smile. "Our food costs were way down," he said at the Pointes one night the next spring. "The heat bills. Gas. For once my daughter wasn't pestering for a new pair ofjeans. I asked for a temporary leave. They said sales were down so far I'd be doing them a favor."

A lot of us lived in houses our parents or grandparents had owned; mortgages weren't usually our problem. Just the daily costs of living, and the closer those got to zero, the less we needed to work. John Deere lost three more before the winter was over. Other folks didn't have any employers to apologize to. The families that still kept animals thought we were all a bunch of pansies, at least according to Nils, but then we imagined him slogging to the barn every morning at five for the feeding and the milking, his fingers stiff and snot frozen in his mustache, and we mostly just felt smart.

Mrs. Drausmann, the town librarian, hated the sleep even more than Nils. She cornered Bobby and Dee after story time, near the shelves that once held skin creams and now held paperbacks, and threatened: "This will be like Narnia under the White Witch. Always winter and never Christmas."

"After Christmas," Dee asked her, "what's there to like? What do
you
do?"

"I keep the library open," she said. "So everyone has books. They come and use the computers and get their music and their movies."

"If you're dreaming, you have your own movies," Dee said gravely, and Mrs. Drausmann sighed. We tried to make it up to her, registered for her summer reading program and attended fall story time. But Dee was right. Sleeping folk needed almost nothing—a little food, a little water, air, and warmth. They definitely didn't need DVDs.

That second winter, the road crews noticed less traffic, and some of the plow drivers' hours were cut. Several decided to screw it and just sleep, and by the time the county and the drivers were done sniping at each other, the budget for next year's salting and plowing was half what it had been. The harder leaving your driveway was, the easier the choice to stay home.

The third year, a family died of carbon monoxide poisoning from an unventilated gas heater. An electric space heater started a fire at the Simmonses'. They got out, but the house was a loss. Al staggered into the snow bleary-eyed, called his neighbors dumb-asses, and then invited them to pile on into his family room. When he woke up for real in March, he announced that if we were all going to do this thing, we should do it right. He didn't have enough old grease for everyone, so he charged hourly for consultations about different compact heating systems, then for assembly and installation, and soon he was doing well enough to quit fence repair.

We were glad Al had the new business, because that October, Reggie Lapham came home. He'd been seventeen when he hit Jeannie three and a half years earlier, and as young as that was, as much as we remembered the ice on the road and the evenings we'd gotten behind the wheel when we shouldn't have, we weren't sure how to forgive him. Our hearts went out to Reggie and then to Jeannie and then to Al and Bobby and Dee and then back to Reggie, until we couldn't keep our hearts straight and peaceful in our own chests. They were all ours, and we were too much like all of them. We needed men like Al to lead us, and we needed young people like Reggie to stay. We looked to Al for permission to take Reggie back.

But Reggie seemed to know Al wasn't going to give it, at least not that autumn, because he walked from his parents' van into his house and wouldn't come out again. We spoke to Mrs. Lapham at the Hop-In. "He's looking forward to the sleep," she said. "That's really all he wants to do. I don't think he would have come back if he had to—"

She broke off, and we wondered,
Had to what? Leave the house? Talk to people? Get a job?
The family went to bed a few days after Thanksgiving. Mrs. Lapham said that seemed like the easiest way to get through what had to be gotten through. Then we heard that Al had put his kids to bed early too, without Christmas, and then some of us started calculating the money we could save not buying presents. Those of us without small children, or without extended families, had to admit that the holidays were a downer as often as not. We knew that the Laphams and Rasmussens weren't sleeping for the healthiest of reasons, but we understood the urge.

Mrs. Drausmann called in to a radio psychologist when everyone woke up the next spring, about whether sleeping through four months of strife was sanity or just denial. She talked her way past the producers, but Dr. Joe wouldn't believe her. "Sure, excessive sleeping is a sign of depression," he said. "But no one hibernates." Then he hung up.

Several of us heard the call, and it prompted some soul-searching, both about why so many of us were listening to
The Dr. Joe Show
and about what our town might look like to outsiders. We started to wonder if Reggie Lapham should maybe be talking to somebody. If Al and Reggie needed help, we weren't giving it to them, because sleeping was easier for us too.

A woman from the
Piric Gazette
heard
The Dr. Joe Show
that night and came to ask Mrs. Drausmann some questions. We braced ourselves for the story, but the reporter apparently couldn't figure out whom to believe or what the heck was going on, and before she hit on the answer, the Gannett Company shut down the paper. We saw Nils Andersen and Al having a beer together at the Pointes a few weeks later, the first time they'd been social together in years. "She came to interview me," Nils said. "I told her the hibernation business was bullshit."

"I know you think the sleeping's bullshit," Al said. "You don't need to tell me."

"I told her Drausmann was bullshit. I told her nothing was going on in this town that was any of Dr. Joe's business or the
Piric Gazette's.
I told her to leave you alone." Nils shook his head and clinked the neck of his bottle against Al's. "I figured you've always known what you needed. Crazy fucker."

A few weeks later, we watched the grease heater leave the Rasmussen house in parts, the foam-taped exhaust pipe, the burger filter. The mattresses came out, Bobby's and Dee's sheets, graduated now from NASCAR and Disney to plain solids, navy and lavender. We worried Al was abandoning the cause, until we found out he'd reassembled it all at the Andersen farm. With more people to share shifts taking care of the animals, Al explained, everyone could get some sleep.

More people economized like this, throwing in their lots with friends, neighbors. The Simmonses rebuilt their burned house with a single large room on the ground floor, an energy-efficient heat stove in the center, with nonflammable tile around the base. They went to ask Al's permission and then invited the Laphams to spend the next winter. They knew what a chill felt like, they said, as well as to be given shelter when nothing but cold was around you.

Mrs. Drausmann stayed awake. She had her books; she had her own kind of dreaming. She and Mrs. Pekola would walk up and down the streets, Mrs. Drausmann's snow boots and Mrs. Pekola's orthopedics the only prints for miles. Mrs. Pekola's faith wouldn't let her sleep. She walked to the Lutheran church every December 24 to light the Christ candle. "I'm sorry," she whispered to God. "They don't mean anything by it. They don't mean to disrespect you." She tried to tell us in spring how lonely our church looked, a single candle alight in the empty sanctuary.

In the first years, the reverend turned the electricity back on whenever the temperature hit 45, but then someone hit on the idea of Easter. We flipped the switch on the day that Christ rose. "Alleluia, alleluia," we sang, uttering the word we had denied ourselves for Lent, one of the first words to pass our lips since waking. The Rasmussens and the Laphams stood in their old pews, just across the aisle from each other. They didn't embrace at the greeting-neighbors part of the service, didn't say "Peace be with you" or "And also with you," but they didn't flee. Al stood between his children, with an arm draped over each of them, and we realized with surprise that Bobby was fourteen now and nearly as tall as his father. He would have been good at basketball too, if he'd been awake for the season. Dee's pale hair had darkened to a dirty blond, and her face was spotted with acne. The kids leaned into their father, facing forward, until Dee looked to her right and nodded at Mrs. Lapham. Just then, Reggie turned his head to peer anxiously over his mother, and we saw Dee freeze and then slowly nod at him too. We all nodded our pale faces at each other, and that seemed like enough.

In the end, the Hop-In is what brought the outsiders. Corporate couldn't understand why winter-quarter sales were down 95 percent from five years earlier. A regional manager came out, and then his supervisors, and finally news crews from Fargo. The satellite vans were hard to miss, and we stayed up that night for the eleven o'clock news. We hadn't expected the story they chose to tell: it wasn't a human-interest piece about ingenuity or survival. Our hibernation practice was horrible, the anchors announced, from up and down the state, then across the country. Horrifying. Another product of the recession. A new economic indicator: in addition to tumbling home prices and soaring unemployment, a town was going to sleep. A blond reporter asked the Sandersons if they were making a statement.

"We get tired," they said. "Is that a statement?"

We were annoyed at how they filmed the shabbiest parts of our town, until we flipped through the newscasts and realized that together they'd filmed nearly all of our town and that it all looked equally shabby. We were used to our potholes and tumbledown barns, and now alongside those were cracked sidewalks and collapsing houses. The gray bandstand in the park leaned heavily to one side; the flat roof of the old high school had caved in under last year's snow. Raccoons and groundhogs hibernated in some of the downtown buildings and chased each other up and down Main Street in their spring excitement. A few had gotten into Mrs. Pekola's antiques store, either for burrow bedding or just to be troublesome, and we were plagued by a video clip of skinny raccoons bursting out the store's front door, trailing gnawed-up christening dresses and crib quilts. A badger birthed a spring litter in the church basement on a pile of old Sunday school workbooks. We told ourselves that none of this mattered. We weren't using the buildings anyway: the barns, the high school, most of downtown. We reminded ourselves that Bounty had never been a pretty place. It was built for function, not ornament, and as long as it functioned the way we wanted, we shouldn't be ashamed. We had never had any great architecture in Bounty, and the certainty that we never would didn't seem a sacrifice.

We might have become a tourist attraction, except that getting to us when we were sleeping was so hard. The snow accumulated in giant drifts. We put a big stick out by the
WELCOME TO BOUNTY
sign and let it measure how deeply we were buried. People could come in on the highway, as far as the county plowed it, and then see a wall of snow taller than their car greeting them at the entrance.

That was the establishing shot, a tiny car next to a wall of snow, when the documentary was released. On the tenth anniversary of the sleep, the state public television channel contacted us and said they planned to take a more balanced approach than the news crews. We liked that they promised to hold the premiere in Bounty, projected after dark onto the wall of the farm supply store, since the old movie theater had been condemned.

They interviewed Bobby in his dorm room in the last weeks of the fall semester. The state university had offered him a small baseball scholarship. He was a one-sport kid. "I'm not sure where I'll go for Christmas break," he said. "I haven't had Christmas in years. My dad and my sister won't even be awake." He was broad like his father, a young man there in his cramped college room, and we wondered if Jeannie would even have recognized him.

The Lutven boys had already finished college, worked for a year in St. Paul, and then come home. They liked the pace of life here, they said. They liked the way winter gave you a chance to catch your breath. One of them married the Sanderson girl, who'd taken over the antiques store and chased the raccoons out. Even after two Lutven babies, ten-pound Scandinavian boys, she fit into the shop's old clothes, the slim, fitted dresses. She liked the quiet way her boys were growing up, she said, polite and calm and curled for five months like warm puppies at her side.