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Authors: Glenn Stout
The evidence against Garside seemed clear. He'd refused all chances to prove himself. And if Blaikie's reconstruction of Garside's route was correct, then The Runningman would be the fastest ultrarunner ever, faster even than runners competing on closed courses. As shaped by Blaikie, Garside's claims seemed beyond outlandish: the runner, clearly, was delusional.
Garside didn't help himself. He was the running equivalent of an NBA trash-talker, answering bluster with bluster. (In September 2000, he told the Associated Press: “I started out with $30, and I'm going to end up with $30 million. I guarantee it.”)
In recounting all this, I made a classic journalistic mistake. David Blaikie seemed credible, so I didn't question either his methods or motives. Blaikieâwho'd described himself as a “former journalist” and who'd earlier in his career worked as a political reporter on Parliament Hillâbuilt a perfect campaign against Garside. When the runner left a series of angry voice-mails, Blaikie printed them verbatim. When somebody popped up to defend Garside, Blaikie's online commentary was crafted respectfully, but was ultimately dismissive.
But even all that might not have been enough to condemn Robert Garside. Then, on February 11, 2001, a bombshell dropped. Garsideâby then halfway across the United Statesâadmitted in a story written by Nic Fleming and James McDonald, printed in London's
Sunday Express
newspaper, that he'd falsified his 1997 diaries. It didn't matter that the incident occurred as part of an abortive attempt. Here it was: Robert Garside was a liar, and because he was a liar, nothing he did afterward would have credibility. My story, published in the November/December 2001 issue of the now-defunct
National Geographic Adventure
, was headlined, simply: “The Running Scam.” By that time Garside says his sponsorships had dried up, and any company or media outlet that seemed to be contemplating an association got calls and emails from angry ultrarunners.
Good Morning America
canceled an announced appearance after receiving protests.
There's a philosophical question here, and like most philosophical questions, there's no clear answer: does Robert Garside's lie in 1997 disqualify him? In 2001, I thought so, and so did much of the running community. What I didn't notice (but should have) was that the dynamic between Blaikie and Garside had become so poisonous that an alternate point of viewâthat Garside was flawed and maddening at times, but the real dealânever even came up, and that the attacks against him simply weren't fair. Why not wait until he was finished, when he could submit his evidence? Why the attempts to destroy him? Garside was being prosecuted for not running around the world before he'd even run around the world. In March 2001, the runner, broken and almost broke, left the United States for South Africa. “I had to go on,” he later told me, “but I didn't know how.”
I cashed my check and congratulated myself for playing a role in guarding the purity of the sport. (I even wrote a second piece, for a media business blog, describing how the runner had fooled the press; Blaikie reprinted it on his website.) But I'd failed to ask a basic question: if Garside was faking it, what had he been doing during all the time he'd spent? Nobodyânot me, not the other reporters who called Garside a fraudâhad an answer for that. And as I would learn, when I finally got the chance to see the evidence, he'd clearly been to all the places he claimed to have beenâand he'd moved at a runner's pace.
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Robert Garside arrived in South Africa in spring 2001. He headed north, planning to skirt the shores of the Indian Ocean. His goal was to reach the Middle East. But the attacks of September 11, 2001, changed all that. Garside, still in South Africa, continued running into Mozambique, but when he got to the Malawi border, he says, he was denied entry.
The journey was at the breaking point. Around the world, national frontiers were closing. He wasn't sure howâor ifâhe could cross the Middle East; he was exhausted and almost out of money. Garside had always planned to run the long way across every continent. But the Guinness guidelines didn't require it. So Garside flew to Morocco. He crossed the Strait of Gibraltar, and spent most of 2002 traversing Europe along the Mediterranean. He finished this leg in Antalya on the southern coast of Turkey in the fall of 2002.
Determined to make an African traverse, though one wasn't required, Garside next flew to Cairo, Egypt. There were two false starts: first a run south along the Nile River, and a second after flying to Eritrea to run along its coast. Troubled by the dangers of crossing war-torn Sudan and frustrated at the prospect of having land gaps along his course, Garside decided to reprise his route that ended in 2001. He returned to the Mozambique-Malawi border and ran southeast to Beira, Mozambique, on the sea. He could draw a straight line, on his Africa map, from the Atlantic to the Indian Ocean, by connecting the run from Cape Town.
This terrestrial hopscotching might strike some as not entirely legitimate; but other round-the-world efforts, including Kunst'sâthe Guinness-certified walk that inspired Garsideâskipped continents entirely. Garside
did
cross Africa by running from Cape Town, on the Atlantic, to Mozambique, on the Indian Ocean. He then flew to Mumbai and took a train to Kanyakumari, at the southern tip of India, in early April 2003. He ran north; in two months, he covered approximately 1,500 miles. He arrived at New Delhiâhis revised starting pointâon June 13, 2003. The finish was covered by the British press, but there was hardly a single account that didn't list the runner's effort as, at the very least, tainted, if not entirely open to question.
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Even in disbelieving Robert Garside, I thought he'd done something amazing. He'd claimed to have covered about 40,000 miles. What I marveled at was not Garside's supposed achievement, but the extentâthe commitment, the
years
âof his fabrication. If he was a fraud, he was the greatest fraud ever. I wondered if he might be ready to admit that. In Brazil, he let himself be photographed with Ronnie Biggs, who'd participated in the biggest train robbery in British historyâ1963's “Great Train Robbery,” which netted the equivalent of almost $53 million current U.S. dollars. After being captured, Biggs escaped from jail and spent three decades living well and publicly in Brazil, becoming a popular anti-hero. (He even contributed vocals to a Sex Pistols album.) If he couldn't convince people he'd run the globe, I thought, maybe Garside could find a side door into fame by detailing his eight-year fabrication.
In early 2004, I contacted Robert Garside. I told him I wanted to hear his story. He refused. I persisted. “I'm going to fly to London,” I told him. I named a meeting place. If the runner didn't show up, I promised, I'd never bother him again. Two weeks later, at a Starbucks in the city's Kensington district, Robert Garside appeared. He'd gained weight since the run had ended, and he looked nervous. (I was too.) We talked for 10 cautious minutes, long enough to agree to meet the next day. It wasn't really a shock, over the next week, to discover that I liked Robert Garside. (His ability to charm, his opponents said, was a talent he used to obscure his lies.) What surprised me was Garside's openness. Everything I asked for, he delivered. I became the only person, up until that point, to gain full access to his logbooks, records, photographs, and travel documents.
For the first time, I understood the misery the assault against Garside had inflicted. His struggle had been blown to bits by what he saw as an angry mob. “Of course I'm crazy,” he said. “Why wouldn't I be crazy? After being harassed for years, I'm very crazy. As crazy as anyone else after being harassed, but I don't have a clinical condition.”
The intensity of those attacks bordered on stalking, something I confirmed when I later contacted folks who really had accompanied Garside. David Walker, owner of a microbrewery near Santa Barbara, California, shadowed Garside as he ran the Pacific coast of the United States. Walker says he saw the runner cover 60 miles in a single day, whose primary highlights were the multiple ambushes he experienced along the way. “At one point,” Walker told me, “somebody literally jumped from the bushes. He said he was a 2:30 marathoner, and kept pushing Robert to run faster and faster. Finally, Robert just sat down at the side of the road and ignored him. He just refused to say anything or even move for 15 minutes.”
But I also understood the romance, the magic, that Garside must have experienced. In our conversations, Garside would sometimes trail into a stream of consciousness: “Midnight in Tibet, 4,700 meters at a peak,” he mused over a beer, “the top of this mountain, with the moon shining in your eyes. It's a real journey.” Then, snapping back to reality, he concluded: “Normal life? I don't like it. I don't like it.” (He was also funny. When I asked him about why he decided to visit Ronnie Biggs, he laughed: “[Because] he's on the run and so am I!”)
On the last day of my visit, Garside allowed me to borrow his evidenceâan entire suitcase's worthâand make copies. As I stood in a FedEx Kinko's not far from Piccadilly Circus, the runner's 1996 start point, the first hints of what would bring me to the Nullarbor appeared. Maybe Robert Garside did run around the world. And if he did, I screwed him. I screwed one of the greatest runners ever.
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For the next year, I stayed in constant contact with Garside. I'd persuaded this magazine to assign me a story tentatively titled “The Confessions of Robert Garside.” As my deadline approached and passed, I still hadn't told my editors that what I was really doing was not detailing the lies of a fraud, but proving that Garside truly did circle the world.
I'd reconstructed Garside's run and found that Blaikie's extrapolations didn't add up. His basic technique was to combine various scraps of time-based evidenceânews accounts, direct diary entries by Garside, and the file modification dates in the code underlying Garside's websiteâto reconstruct the runner's route using a global atlas. I didn't necessarily see Blaikie's methodology as illegitimate, but it was by no means authoritative. I had the real data: Garside's passport stamps and logbooks. I made over 100 overseas phone calls. Many witnesses didn't remember Garside, but of those who did, none said he was anything but a dedicated runner. Walker, the brewery owner, ran alongside Garside for 20 miles, then followed him in a car for another 40. The runner's average pace, Walker says, was 8.5 minutes per mile. The next day, Walker told me, Garside ran 30 miles over the steep San Marcos Pass, just north of Santa Barbara, at a similar pace. “He was the real deal,” Walker says. “I can't be any more positive. He just ticks differently than other people.”
I was able to confirm that Garside ran in places arguably more inhospitable than the Nullarbor. I found witnesses who saw him run up the Atlantic coast of Argentina and into Brazil; who saw him in Tingri, a Tibetan town that's often used as a staging point for Everest attempts. Garside claimed to have been arrested in China. I had copies of the police paperwork, and a friend translated them. The runner's story panned out.
Blaikie also had challenged Garside's background, noting repeatedly that there was no evidence Garside had ever completed a public run of any distance. His refusal to submit credentials was further evidence of deception. But Garside saw it differently: “How could I? He was there on his sofa at home. I was in the middle of nowhere.” I was able to quickly confirm three Garside marathons in 1994. And he'd done well. In April, he finished the London Marathon in 3:01. On September 18, he placed 41st in the Brussels Marathon, pulling a 2:48. Less than 10 days later, on September 25, he clocked 3:10 in Amsterdam.
When I asked Garside why he didn't respond to the attacks by taking the high road, accepting even one challenge to prove himself, he told me that the level of vitriol had convinced him that anything he did would end up being used against him. This had turned out to be true. About two weeks after his return to London, Garside was dared by the host of a British television show to run 130 miles in 24 hours. The run took place on the 400-meter track at London's Kingsmeadow Athletics Centre. After 14 hours and 72 miles, Garside quit. In an article published on Blaikie's site, Ian Championâa British race organizerâwrote: “If Robert Garside was no better organized during his alleged road running through isolated, barren countries than he was during his . . . 24-hour run, then I cannot believe he has run around the world.”
But Garside says that the assumption that running on the track is the same as running cross-country is mistaken. “I'd never run in circles like that,” Garside says. “The whole situation was demoralizing and humiliating.” And nobody, he complained, gave him credit for the 72 miles he did complete. When I asked Champion about that later, he softened his opinion: “I think if he trained for it,” Champion told me, “Garside could be a good runner.” Was it possible that Garside's “failure,” with his mind and body in a state of collapse and exhaustion, in a milieu unlike any he'd ever faced, was situational? “Yes,” Champion admitted.
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When I met with him in London, Garside told me he was afraid to submit his materials to
The Guinness Book of Records
. A British ultrarunning statistician named Andy Milroy had founded an organization called The Association of Road Race Statisticians. (Blaikie provided Canadian statistics to the organization.) Milroy was on Guinness's advisory committee for ultrarunning records, and already he and Blaikie had shown how powerful their influence over the records organization was. About a decade earlier, they'd brought into question an 11,134-mile run around the perimeter of the United States by a North Carolina woman named Sarah Fulcher. A Guinness editor told me that after Milroy's inquiries, which were based on an article by Blaikie, the record had been “rested,” a sort of Guinness-speak version of shunning: a rested mark still stands officially, but it is not promoted or published.