'Oh well, people in the show business often go in for fancy names, you know. I think it's because it makes it easier for people to remember them.' The world was then put back to rights, as the neck was slid back into the body. As some of the kids walked up to have a closer look at Leonard, I was thinking of Monsieur Maurice, or - what was his real name? - Morris Connell. He'd been moved down the bill because he wasn't up to snuff, which was like an engine man moving from an express link down to local goods. There would be no coming back from that.
So here were two men who'd lost everything: Robinson and Connell.
As I looked at Henry Clarke, I made the leap, and he saw something progress in me, for he pointed and said, 'Question, sir?'
'Were you playing at the Seashell Music Hall at Whitsuntide?'
'Yes,' he replied, 'I was here for Whit Week in the Seaside Surprises.' He smiled at me as he said the name.
'When did that Whit Week show begin?'
'Why, on the Monday of Whit Week,' he said.
He was too much of a gent to tell me to simmer down.
'You'd been at the Palace in Halifax not long before, hadn't you?' I said. 'On a run that was extended?'
He nodded.
'Did you come over here by train from Halifax?'
'I have done, yes. I'm on the go all the time, and the Seashell only keeps me here odd weeks.'
'No, but I mean before that very week. Did you travel up on Whit Sunday from Halifax?'
Even the smile of Henry Clarke was beginning to fade under this bombardment. He looked up at the sky. Leonard lay dead on his lap. There was nothing in the sky but blue, yet he found what he was looking for.
'Why, I believe I did, yes.'
'On the eight thirty-six express from Halifax?'
He was shaking his head before I'd finished. 'No, no, I have it wrong. I did play at the Palace in Halifax before Whit, you're right over that, and then I had a day or two free in the town. Later on, I had to go and see . . . Mr Wood . . . Mr Wood
at ...
at Burnley on a business matter. And so I came here to Blackpool from
Burnley,
and it was on the
Monday
that I came, not the Sunday. Why do you ask all this, if you don't mind?'
The kids had all faded away by now and I felt a chump. 'I just thought I might have seen you on that train,' I said, which sounded pretty sick, but was all I could come up with. 'I work on the railways, you see.'
Henry Clarke nodded.
'Fireman,' I said, 'with the Lancashire and Yorkshire. The name's Jim Stringer. Jim Stringer from Halifax,' I added, and I moved forward and shook his hand.
The poor fellow still looked a bit flummoxed.
'I have a boy who's mad on ventriloquism,' I lied.
Henry Clarke smiled, which was about all he could do.
As I walked back over the sand, I thought: it
might
be true. I might have a boy. And he might be keen on ventriloquism one day.
I climbed back up to the Prom, and the further I walked from Henry Clarke, the crazier my late notion seemed. This had been it: Monsieur Maurice had placed the stone on the line to stop the 8.36, knowing his rival, Henry Clarke, was riding on that train, and not realising our excursion would hit that spot first.
I was going nuts.
But when I looked back at the beach, Henry Clarke was staring after me and frowning.
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The wife was coming out of the Tower buildings and laughing with Cicely, who coloured up very nicely when she saw me. She was about to go off to the company house she was staying at with some of the others from the mill, including one fellow with a bushy moustache who would seem to dart towards her whenever the crowd was after swirling her away. I wondered if the two of them had clicked over tea or before.
By the time the wife and I started back towards Central station, the evening gulls were in full cry.
'Noisy brutes aren't they?' said the wife, as the line of cabs outside the station came into view.
'Are you jealous of them because they can stay?' 'The gulls, you mean, or the lot from Hind's?' 'Well,' I said, 'both.'
'I wouldn't want a whole week here, but I wouldn't mind staying for a couple more hours, just for a walk along the sands.'
'We can do that if you like,' I said.
'Let's not,' said the wife, 'it's train time now.'
Having grafted through fourteen-hour turns on the Monday and Tuesday of Wakes Week, taking such folk as had not already got away to spots round about Halifax, I found myself with a day's leave on the Wednesday.
I woke early, and the sound of the Horton Street tram floated up to our bedroom as usual - steel fighting stone at high speed - but this time there seemed to be something freer and wilder about the noise, for there was nobody at all about to muffle its racket.
The wife left for Hind's at seven, and I heard George Ogden clattering down the back steps a little later. Towards eight, I was drinking tea and eating bread and butter next to the window looking down into Hill Street while reading over yesterday's
Courier.
There was no news of any smashes.
There was not a soul to be seen out, and by 8.15 it hit me that the baker's van had not even troubled to appear. But the heat was rising steadily in the empty street, as if trying to force the folk left in town out of their houses.
It was getting on for eleven when I put on my Sunday suit and set off for a turn about Halifax.
Back Hill Street was empty, and so were the alleys and snickets beyond: no sound of marbles rattling along gutters, no footballs bouncing down the alleys or screaming kids giving chase. Also, there was more sky than usual: no washing on the lines! I came to Horton Street and a tram flew past, like a stone that someone had pitched at the Joint. The only one aboard was the driver.
I strolled over to the Palace Theatre.
Morris Connell - Monsieur Maurice - was back and still topping the bill here, even if no longer doing so in Blackpool.
But who would want to go to the theatre in Halifax in Wakes? And in this weather?
As soon as I set foot in Commercial Street, I heard the jangling of a barrel organ, like a man walking down a street kicking bottles and somehow making a tune of it. The barrel-organ man was getting on for being the only person in the street. He was right outside the Post Office. As I walked towards him, a fellow came out of the Halifax and Hudders- field Bank, hurrying towards me with a kind of secret smile on his face. He knew this Wakes show was a queer going-on, though not really worth speaking of, for it did happen every year after all.
I looked inside the bank as I passed: at one clerk, sitting under the coloured sunlight that came through the stained glass.
As I walked, it was hard to tell whether the shops were open or closed. You had to walk right up to them to find out. The fishmonger's in Silver Street was closed, and looked as though it had been for years. Well, everybody had gone to where the fish came from.
I found myself walking over to Northgate. I wanted to see whether the New Zealand cheeses were in the window of the Maypole Dairy. They were there all right: fresh cheese, fresh plants, electric fans revolving above them. The door was propped open and, for the first time, I walked in rather than just looking on.
The place smelt so much of heat and cheese that I could hardly breathe, yet there was a nice old fellow smiling behind the counter. I asked him to parcel me up a bit of something cheap, and he said he'd knock a penny off since it was Wakes.
'Not going away yourself?' I asked him.
'Oh yes,' he said, 'I'll be in Blackpool Wednesday until Sunday. I never miss, you know.'
I bought a couple of bread rolls, a bottle of beer and a bottle of Special Cola at the grocer's two doors down, then walked over to People's Park, seeing not more than half a dozen folk all the while. In the park they were a little in the holiday way.
There was a helter-skelter tower near the bandstand, and half a dozen children around it. I had my pick of the benches, so I made for one near the fountain, which gave out coolness, and here it struck me that there was something different about the day apart from the want of people: clean air. You saw things
faster
than usual.
Presently I stood up and made for Horton Street. Sugden was there, dreaming outside the Crown with his ice-cream cart as usual.
'You should be in the park!' I called to him. 'There's a few about up there!'
'Righto,' he said, 'I'll think on.'
But I knew he wouldn't be straying too far from the Crown. Sugden's trouble was that if it was hot enough for folk to want penny licks, it was hot enough for
him
to want a glass of beer.
My steps fell in with the beating of exhaust steam as I neared the Joint. Two trains were pulling out at the same time: one was going 'up', one 'down'. It made a nice balance, like two ends of a reef knot being pulled. As the sound of the engines faded, the Joint fell quiet: a lot of excursions had gone and a lot would shortly be coming back, but just at present we were in the eye of the storm, so to speak.
Approaching Hind's Mill at the top of the Beacon, I saw that all the doors were open, as if they were giving the place an airing. I walked straight into the main doors, and the first surprise was the clocking-off machine: it was lying on its side in bits.
I walked on, into the weaving hall. The looms were still and silent, with not a soul to be seen.
I moved along a line of looms. They looked both old and new: knock-kneed somehow, but dangerous. I put my hand into one of the looms, thinking: if this loom starts up now, I'll lose this hand. It was a crazy thing to do.
It was cool in the weaving room; I kicked at some blue fluff that floated in the sleepy white light.You'd think there'd be some stay-behinds, but no; the place was quite deserted. Well, there had to be somebody about, for the front doors had been open.
I walked clean through the weaving hall and found the wife's office. The door and the bob-hole were both shut tight, so I knocked. No answer. I pushed at the door and walked in, closing the door after me. The wife was expecting me at about this time. Where was she?
I was going off Wakes by the second. I wanted everything back to normal. Putting the little buffet of bread and cheese down on one of the high stools, I spotted the
Kelly's
directory I'd seen in this office before. It was lying open. I picked it up and saw that it was the
Kelly's
for 'Yorkshire - Western Division'. I put it down.
There's nothing about this room to show that my wife works here, I thought. The typewriter was set on one of the desks, and I thought: well, it's nothing more than the wife's own loom.
I then spotted a whole row of
Kelly's.
I took down the one for 'Lancashire - Eastern Division', then searched out a pencil and made a note of an address.
The next item to catch my eye was an envelope lying next to the typewriter. 'Rly Accident' was hand-written in the top corner. It was not the wife's writing.
I picked up the envelope and pulled out the first paper just as the door flew open.
It was the wife, carrying more papers. She came over and kissed me. It was rather exciting to be kissed in an office.
'I'll swing for that maintenance man,' she said.
'What's up?' I said.
'Oh,' she said. 'Certificates for this and that. He wants all the ones I haven't got.'
I looked down at the paper in my hand. It was a copy of Major Harrison's draft report into the smash.
'What's the telephone number at this place?' I asked the wife.
'Four,' she said,
'Halifax
four.' 'I'll try to remember that,' I said.
'You must make a note of it somewhere. Of course, the Dean Clough Mills are number one.'
'Cheese’ I said, pointing to the stores I'd brought along, 'from the Maypole Dairy.'
'It's beautiful’ she said, looking inside the bag.
I didn't think you were supposed to say that about cheese.
'We could eat it by the mill pond,' she said. 'Just ten minutes. We've a lot on today, with maintenance and inspections.'
So we walked out and had our dinner by the mill pond, with Halifax in the sun below us, and nothing for once between it and the sky.
When we'd put down most of the food and drink, the wife said: 'That's me done’ and we walked back inside. But as soon as we were through the door, the wife said, 'Blast, telephone’ lifted up her skirts, and began making fast towards the office. I followed on behind.
I stood in the doorway as the wife picked up the instrument, said, 'Hello, Hind's Mill’ very briskly. But something was said the other end that checked her.
She put the instrument back in its place. 'Peter Robinson's dead,' she said. 'That was his solicitor.'
'How
is he dead?'