Read The Blood Detective Online
Authors: Dan Waddell
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #Police Procedural
churchyard, while an arc light illuminated the area.
Drinkwater sucked in air between his teeth. ‘Not very nice, sir,’ he said. ‘Forensics are here. Carlisle too: he’s having a look at the body.’
Foster’s eyes narrowed. Pathologists rarely beat him to the scene.
‘He lives nearby,’ Drinkwater explained.
The three of them passed through the gate and
made their way towards the tent.
‘Victim’s a male in his early thirties,’ Drinkwater said, both he and Heather scurrying to keep up with their superior’s giant strides. ‘Looks like he hadn’t been here long when two youths found him. They
raised the alarm at Notting Hill, down the road, shortly before three a.m.’
‘You’ve spoken to the kids?’ Foster asked, still walking.
‘Both of them were pretty stoned. But yes, I’ve had a brief chat.’
‘How old?’
‘One fifteen, the other just turned sixteen.’
Foster shook his head; what sort of parents let their kids out in the small hours of the morning?
Probably the type of dad his force arrested by the score on a daily basis, and the sort of feckless mother whose maternal instincts had been doused by years of booze and drugs. Some people aren’t fit to raise hamsters, he thought.
‘They’re not suspects in my opinion,’ Drinkwater added, anticipating Foster’s next question.
‘But they’re at the station if you want to speak with them. We’ve notified the parents. Both kids are pretty freaked out.’ He paused. ‘You’ll see why.
About the only thing they did say that might be interesting is that a drunk woman, a derelict, often used the part of the churchyard where the body was found.’
‘Used it as what?’
‘A place to class down. They referred to her as Ciderwoman. Mad as toast, apparently. But they
haven’t seen her for a couple of nights.’
Foster nodded slowly. ‘We need to find her.’
‘So there are some tramps you’re interested in
finding,’ Heather interjected.
He turned and looked down at her. At over six
feet, he was several inches taller than her. She was bright and spiky and he liked the way she maintained a dark sense of humour at even the grimmest of
scenes. It was a vital attribute for a murder detective.
The three of them stopped. They had reached the entrance to the tent. A gust of cold wind tugged at its moorings, making the corners flap.
“I always feel like I’m about to enter a freak show outside these things,’ Foster muttered as he climbed into the white suit. Given his height, few of them ever fitted. This one wasn’t too bad, though; nothing ripped when he put it on. ‘Come on, then. Let’s do this,’ Foster said, stretching his arms to see how much movement he had. The younger detectives followed him in.
Inside, the smell of damp earth was strong, almost heady. Foster had to stoop forwards slightly, to prevent his head brushing the roof of the tent. He looked down at the corpse. His view of it was blocked by a crouching figure. All he could see was a grey trouser leg that had ridden up to reveal a gulch of pale flesh between it and the sock. The crouching man was
Carlisle, the duty pathologist. He was checking the victim’s pockets.
‘Robbing yet another corpse, Edward?’ Foster said.
The man, dressed head to foot in white, did not even look up. ‘You would, too, on my salary,’ he replied. Then he turned and grinned at Foster, but his eyes gave away the desperation of the scene. He stood up, revealing the corpse to Foster for the first time.
‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’
‘Yes, nasty business,’ Edward Carlisle said in his plummy, public-school voice.
The victim was on his back. Mouth agape,
thousand-yard stare; so much was common to most corpses Foster had seen. But what truly shocked him were the hands — or, rather, the lack of them. At the end of both arms were livid, fleshy stumps, jagged bone protruding.
‘Very little blood at the scene,’ Carlisle said.
‘So he wasn’t killed here?’
‘No, I would say not. The body’s temperature has dropped about twelve degrees, which at one and a half degrees per hour indicates he was killed around nine p.m. last night.’
‘When was he found?’ Foster said, his question
addressed to Andy.
‘Just after two forty-five a.m.’
‘How about the hands, Edward? Severed postmortem?’
Carlisle wrinkled his nose. ‘Difficult to say. You’ll have to wait for the autopsy.’
‘Cause of death?’
‘A single stab wound to the heart seems to have done the trick. The chest is also covered with several superficial cuts, some quite deep.’
‘Why keep the hands?’ Foster asked.
‘Trophies,’ Drinkwater said confidently.
It was a reasonable theory, Foster thought. His initial impression had been the same. But somehow it didn’t ring true.
Heather, previously silent, piped up. ‘There could have been a struggle, sir,’ she said. ‘The vie could have got fibre or skin under his nails. Perhaps the killer thought if they severed the hands they’d reduce their chances of being nicked.’
Another sound theory.
‘Do we have an identity?’ Foster asked out loud.
‘James Darbyshire, according to his cards and
driving licence,’ Drinkwater said, reading from his notebook. ‘There was a mobile, too; forensics have bagged it.’
‘Good,’ Foster murmured. Mobile phones were
godsends to a murder investigation. ‘I’ll see you in a few hours, if that’s OK, Edward.’
Carlisle nodded, eyebrows raised to indicate his concern at the tight schedule Foster was suggesting in his usual matter-of-fact manner. But he knew the DCI liked to have a look at the corpse before it was sliced and diced.
The three of them left Carlisle to his work and went back outside. Dawn was breaking. Once it was fully light, a fingertip team would search the entire churchyard. All three drew a deep breath, Foster more discreetly than the others, delighted to be out in the open air, away from the body. It was after some time with their thoughts that Foster ended the silence.
‘I take it we’ve had a scout around for the missing hands?’ he asked Drinkwater, who nodded.
‘No sign,’ he said.
‘Well, make sure we get a team checking all the gardens and nooks and crannies around here. Perhaps they’ve been dumped elsewhere. Let’s get a dog team out here too, see if Fido can dig them up. And when it gets light, get some people knocking on doors in all these houses overlooking the churchyard. Someone might have seen something.
‘Where were the kids smoking?’ he asked, looking around the small churchyard.
‘Across the other side. I’ll show you.’
They walked around the back of the churchyard.
Drinkwater pointed to a set of stone steps leading down towards a door.
‘Down there, by the entrance to the undercroft.’
Foster looked at it for a few seconds. ‘So they wouldn’t have seen the body being dumped from
here?’ he asked rhetorically. ‘Did they hear anything?’
Drinkwater shook his head. ‘Too windy. That’s
how they found the body. They were after a bit more shelter to skin up, so they went round the other side out of the wind.’
Foster nodded slowly. He was pretty certain they hadn’t done it. Most teenagers may be lawless, disrespectful scroats, he thought, but they rarely butcher
and mutilate grown men and then walk coolly into a police station to report the crime.
‘Just what is an undercroft anyway?’
‘A crypt. At least, I think it is,’ Drinkwater replied.
‘Not any more,’ Heather said. ‘My mate used to
come here for antenatal yoga classes; then a baby massage course after the baby was born.’
Foster turned and looked at her. Ordinarily he
would have used this as an excuse to wind her up, but the scene had left him too enervated.
The three large crows cawed as they played, wheeling and tipping one after another, their coal-black feathers standing out against the watery-grey sky.
Nigel Barnes, his black duffel coat buttoned tightly to his neck, which was wrapped in a woollen scarf, and his battered brown satchel strapped across his shoulder and front so it sat on his right hip, watched them from behind his black-rimmed glasses, wondering how many crows constituted a murder. He
thought it was more than three.
His attention wandered from the raucous crows to the sky. The sun, he felt sure, was trying to break through the canopy of cloud, the colour of dull aluminium. But, until it did, he was stymied, the small shaving mirror in his bag redundant. He sighed and brought his gaze back to eye level.
He looked at the gravestones in front of him. How many unfulfilled hopes and dreams lay in the soil?
Hundreds. Thousands, maybe. Away to his left was a glorious, tree-lined avenue of dramatic and gaudy mausoleums, a testament to the Victorian obsession with death and mourning, lurid monuments to the dead and now forgotten, where the great and the good of nineteenth-century London were laid to rest, many of them above ground rather than below.
Beyond, Nigel could see the gothic outline of the Anglican chapel, beneath which lay the catacombs.
He had been down there once and loved every ghoulish second, particularly the moment when the guide
conspiratorially said that if the embalmer failed to do his job, then the bodies crammed in there often exploded, made combustible by the waste gases of their decomposition. The whole group had laughed nervously, and shuddered collectively.
Kensal Green Cemetery was a favourite spot of
his, rivalled only by Highgate Cemetery for macabre splendour. The Victorians knew how to do death.
Unlike us, he thought; now we burn people and have little to do with the dusty aftermath. Genealogists won’t have graves to go to in fifty or a hundred years when tracing future generations, no inscriptions to locate and decipher, just like they won’t have letters to read and learn from, thanks to email. Nothing is permanent any more, for all time, he thought: it’s all about now.
He looked around and through the trees bowing
in the wind, the tangled bushes and endless tumble of overgrown, battered graves and statues. He could see no one else. Just him and thousands of dead. It was like entering a lost world. Only the faraway hum of traffic punctuated by the sound of sirens, London’s incessant soundtrack, gave an indication of the century he was in. It felt good to be out in the open air, away from the exhaust fumes of the traffic-choked streets. There were few outdoor oases like this in central London, places of silent contemplation: the other cemeteries, of course, the odd residential square with its private gardens, and a few of the smaller parks, but that was it. Nigel knew that 150 years ago this cemetery was in open countryside. That was the whole idea. The teeming, crowded cemeteries in the middle of the city had begun spewing out their
decomposing bounty, and the foul, fetid odour and miasma that resulted were the cause of disease, or so the belief was. So the newer cemeteries were built out of town — the one in Brookwood had its own mode of transport to export the city’s deceased, the Necropolis Railway. But soon London’s voracious appetite had swallowed the ground in every direction.
Nigel checked his watch: ten thirty. From his coat pocket he pulled a crumpled piece of paper torn from the notebook. ‘Lot 103’, it read. The grave of Cornelius Tiplady, Architect, 1845-85. His quest was to find whether this Cornelius Tiplady was the greatgreat-grandfather of his client. He wanted to see if
the inscription on the gravestone mentioned some names that might link him to some of the other
relatives he had found, and so confirm he had the right man. A poetic inscription might be a nice garnish to offer alongside the dry genealogical info he had unearthed, and to confirm a job well done.
He needed to let people know he was back, working well. Rebuilding a business was not proving easy.
Lot 103 was off the beaten track and, as he suspected, in an unkempt part of the cemetery teeming
with unruly grass, small trees and lichen, muddying his brogues as he ticked off the graves one by
one. Few had escaped the ravages of the weather. He reached lot 103, took off his glasses and gave them a quick rub on the edge of his coat, put them back on and sank to his haunches.
The grave was unremarkable, standard for the
time, a flat grey gravestone. No ostentation for the Tiplady family. But, as he feared, the words used to honour the deceased’s two-score years had been rendered unreadable by time and decay. He could not even make out the name, bar the outline of a capital C, which did at least offer him the comfort that the burial records had been well kept and that somewhere beneath his feet lay Cornelius, or whatever was left of him. He ran his finger gently across some of the indentations, almost able to make out the other letters of the name, even if he could not see them. He
noticed there was another jumble of letters below the name, though the inscription appeared brief. A family of few words, too, it seemed. Good.
Nigel removed his bag from his shoulder, unzipped it and pulled out his shaving mirror. He had
bought it when he was a student, from a barber on Jermyn Street. He stood up, stepped to one side of the grave and, trying to avoid standing on the plot next to it, angled the mirror to the sky, turning it so that any reflection of light would be cast across the face of the gravestone. He had adopted this method before, to great effect, using the reflection of the sun to cast a shadow across the lettering and so create contrast. But then he had enjoyed the benefit of sunshine. Here he did not, and it was clear after only a few seconds that it was futile. He did not have a torch to magnify the effect of the light; that would require another person, and dragging people to graveyards on weekday mornings was a difficult sell. Luckily, he knew of another, less subtle method.
He put the mirror back in his bag and took a
surreptitious glance around him. What he was about to do was not just frowned upon in genealogical circles, it was an offence right up there with defacing documents and licking your fingers before